The Structure of Polpo's Lighter Test

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @EkaMoshroca
    @EkaMoshroca 6 лет назад +5564

    fat kaiji

  • @09Callum33
    @09Callum33 5 лет назад +3968

    The Olympic torch is just a massive jojo reference

    • @rmaatn606
      @rmaatn606 5 лет назад +34

      09Callum33 this comment deserves more likes

    • @thanthanh5190
      @thanthanh5190 5 лет назад +13

      True

    • @diegotejada55
      @diegotejada55 5 лет назад +45

      See, this is why I watch anime videos, for the educational value

    • @djslimjim6023
      @djslimjim6023 5 лет назад +55

      Prometheus bringing fire to humanity is also a jojo reference

    • @janema6828
      @janema6828 5 лет назад +14

      DJ Slim Jim Jesus is a jojo reference

  • @calvinjessen6960
    @calvinjessen6960 5 лет назад +6551

    polpo: "keep the lighter lit for 24 hours"
    dude: "sure" proceeds to sit down
    polpo: "ok new rule"

    • @mineborders
      @mineborders 5 лет назад +808

      You cannot remain in a prison for such an extended time, I would say 1 hour tops.

    • @lydium2119
      @lydium2119 5 лет назад +1005

      The police from the entrance said "You will have 15 minutes" or something along those lines, so yeah :/

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 5 лет назад +54

      Calvin Jessen lmao

    • @zhangbill1194
      @zhangbill1194 5 лет назад +218

      @@lydium2119 bribe

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 5 лет назад +75

      Aktung baby

  • @Anno_AD
    @Anno_AD 6 лет назад +3767

    Imagine how easy this test would be for Rohan. He could literally just Heaven's Door the guards to ignore him and just set the lighter up in a situation where it won't go out. Or he could Heaven's Door Polpo into thinking he passed even if he failed it

    • @jadonking5404
      @jadonking5404 6 лет назад +566

      You're overthinking how to keep it lit, just use Heavens Door to make the lighter never go out.

    • @Anno_AD
      @Anno_AD 6 лет назад +535

      @@jadonking5404 Well the thing is I don't know if he can do that or not because on the one hand he did magically make Josuke fly back, but on the other hand he says he can't cure illnesses with Heaven's Door so the powers have a limit but it's not clearly defined. It might work but it also might not

    • @gappy1704
      @gappy1704 6 лет назад +218

      @@Anno_AD does heaven's door work on objects?

    • @Anno_AD
      @Anno_AD 6 лет назад +309

      @@gappy1704 In the Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe manga he uses it on food

    • @Blurns
      @Blurns 6 лет назад +230

      He could make Polpo accept him without bothering with the test.

  • @julianstephenpaulino
    @julianstephenpaulino 6 лет назад +2762

    Giorno: Check this golden guy out.
    **Gold Experience T-poses**

    • @snowboundwhale6860
      @snowboundwhale6860 5 лет назад +96

      Giorno dabs as Golden Experience appears

    • @Beanibirb
      @Beanibirb 5 лет назад +55

      @@snowboundwhale6860 no Giorno would whip and nae nae, Narancia would dab

    • @liamtyson5561
      @liamtyson5561 5 лет назад +29

      @@Beanibirb wonder what the rest of the gang would do bucciarati seems like a pump kinda guy, abbachio probably the robot, fugo? Probably moonwalk.

    • @vanilla1910
      @vanilla1910 5 лет назад +25

      Liam Tyson no they would all do the torture dance

    • @liamtyson5561
      @liamtyson5561 5 лет назад +11

      @@vanilla1910 that's actually a really good point tbh

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 6 лет назад +494

    Polpo: congratulations, looks like you pass the test. Mind if I ask how you got the lighter past the guards?
    Chiocolatta: I killed the guards.

    • @thanthanh5190
      @thanthanh5190 5 лет назад +43

      Secco would just dives out of there without second check

    • @excitonium5573
      @excitonium5573 4 года назад +14

      La Unita Speciale is recruited by Diavolo.

    • @qiqi349
      @qiqi349 3 года назад +13

      @@thanthanh5190 The Guards : WHERE IS HE!?
      Polpo : I Ate Him!
      The Guards : ...

    • @qiqi349
      @qiqi349 3 года назад +3

      @@thanthanh5190 The Guards : WHERE IS HE!?
      Polpo : I Ate Him!
      The Guards : ...

  • @krumdo
    @krumdo 6 лет назад +2998

    Theoretically the smartest solution to the test is to leave the lighter in the hall to his prison. Probably underneath the observation camera. No one would come into the prison hall and Polpo probably wouldn’t even know it was there. The air in that room is still and quiet and the lighter has enough juice to run for 24 hours. Then the next day you come back to the prison, pass the guard check and just pick up the lighter. Granted, you wont get a stand through this process.

    • @krumdo
      @krumdo 6 лет назад +569

      Yeah but think about it. If you can hide the lighter in that room, youre golden.

    • @TheBaxes
      @TheBaxes 6 лет назад +655

      @@krumdo Yeah, but you won't have a *Golden experience* if you do that

    • @martingarricks6209
      @martingarricks6209 6 лет назад +321

      Remove Talos Imagine Summoning Black Sabbath While You're Getting Searched...

    • @krumdo
      @krumdo 6 лет назад +237

      Well like I said it all depends on placement. Personally, I’d put it on top of the camera because even if a guard entered, they wouldnt be likely to look up. Additionally, drafts and breezes occur towards the floors of rooms. The prison door is also a sliding door which means the gust it creates is not as extreme as that of a hinged door.

    • @zashgekido5616
      @zashgekido5616 6 лет назад +289

      The problem was already addressed in the video. Ok, so you found a loophole, congrats. You are now standless in a world that will eat you alive without a proper.means to even tell you're in danger. Even without black sabbath. Its either you survive to get a stand, or you die

  • @watchspotting
    @watchspotting 4 года назад +144

    I wanna see an alternate Golden Wind where Giorno fails the lighter test and the janitor fights the whole of Passione with his newly gained Stand and becomes the boss.

  • @user-unos111
    @user-unos111 4 года назад +157

    You know, I just realized...
    Every member of Bucciariatti's gang had to pass Polpo's test to join. They could only do it if Bruno invited them first or if he informed them and went on their own (Like Narancia did). The result of the test is either death or a stand. Something of which only Bruno and possibly the other members are aware.
    How many people did he meet and make friends with only to later send them to their deaths at the hands of Black Sabbath? Seeing him interacting with all of them knowing they would very likely die later because of him suddenly becomes much more chilling.

    • @peiran3058
      @peiran3058 2 года назад +23

      Well no because he only picked the people he knew would pass

    • @naufalmEZa
      @naufalmEZa 2 года назад +24

      @@peiran3058 that said he really went out of his way to prevent Narancia from joining in.
      Narancia is physically weak at that point in time after all.

    • @jimmyelkordy3752
      @jimmyelkordy3752 Год назад +1

      Didn’t Bruno already have a stand before joining? I know as a kid he doesn’t but they never mention him taking the test.

    • @EJ-vb5it
      @EJ-vb5it Год назад

      ​@@jimmyelkordy3752same with Mista

  • @TheDobleQ
    @TheDobleQ 5 лет назад +102

    The beauty of Jojo 5 is how crime is portrayed as the savoir of the ones who social institutions supposedly dedicated to protect have failed, education in the case of Fugo, family in the case of Narancia, justice in the case of Abacchio and so on. The ones who can enter Passione are not only the best, but the ones who cannot find shelter in any other normal, decent institution. Is a common theme among crime dramas and Jojo 5 transcripts it beautifully to the anime/manga world.

  • @MMock
    @MMock 6 лет назад +145

    You forgot an obvious option and one that's extremely involved with passione as well, killing the guards, doing so would land you a position under Risotto

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 5 лет назад +46

      Yeah, that would totally get you into La Squadra. Giorno in La Squadra would be awesome . At the start of the story, La Squadra are already thinking of taking down the Boss, and Bruno's group wouldn't really be able to handle all of La Squadra plus Giorno. After that, Carne would get destroyed against either Man In The Mirror or White Album. I don't see a real problem with any of the other Stands except for King Crimson, which might be a problem. But every single La Squadra Stand combined alongside Golden Experience would likely win.

  • @harryb12993
    @harryb12993 6 лет назад +572

    so what happens if you go back to polpo and say something like
    "Trust is the most important thing, i wont lie to you, the flame went out"
    and give him back the lighter without ever relighting it. Does he just say like "oh well you failed get lost"?

    • @lordgir2517
      @lordgir2517 6 лет назад +215

      I'd think he would believe you capable of unlocking a stand and tell you to relight it

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 5 лет назад +147

      That was the true “trust” test in my headcanon.

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 5 лет назад +72

      Im guessing you would now be part of the organisation. Just... without a Stand. Maybe you can aquire one if you prove to be worthy after some time.

    • @eldelostacos9980
      @eldelostacos9980 5 лет назад +164

      Guy: Brings the ligher off and admits to screw it up
      Polpo: Light it on again
      Guy: Why the fuck?
      Polpo: JUST DO IT

    • @valsioncustom
      @valsioncustom 5 лет назад +98

      @@eldelostacos9980 *Polpo gets killed by Black Sabbath*

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 6 лет назад +877

    What about option #4 ?
    Getting the lighter out of the prison through brute force, possibly killing a lot of guards, and then surviving a man hunt for 24 hours yet still finding a way to get back to the prison and return the lighter ?

    • @thebigshot3082
      @thebigshot3082 6 лет назад +158

      The badass way

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 6 лет назад +98

      @@thebigshot3082 ikr! I just wonder what rank or title you will get if you did it the badass way

    • @xXFuzzeeXx
      @xXFuzzeeXx 6 лет назад +209

      @@jinhunterslay1638 At that point, you'd either be an absolute badass, or a Stand user, so they'd probably assign you as a high-profile guard for a Capo, or possibly an assassin.

    • @niv3671
      @niv3671 5 лет назад +67

      not only would you have to fight and survive a man hunt but you would have to keep the lighter lit the whole time which would make fighting and running away near impossible

    • @bosscraftx8507
      @bosscraftx8507 5 лет назад +41

      @Mariah Lightfoot The organization maybe wouldn't care if you are a problem, Just see Ciocolata

  • @oolongpepsi3552
    @oolongpepsi3552 6 лет назад +1294

    Janitor stand theory discussion when?

    • @cheatsykoopa98
      @cheatsykoopa98 6 лет назад +248

      stand name: [BOB-BOMB BATTLEFIELD]

    • @jarednunes3263
      @jarednunes3263 6 лет назад +216

      Stand Name: So long gay bowser

    • @cali86784
      @cali86784 6 лет назад +82

      His name is Mario

    • @cheatsykoopa98
      @cheatsykoopa98 6 лет назад +29

      @@cali86784 it's not, people just call him that cause someone colored him red in the colored manga

    • @cheatsykoopa98
      @cheatsykoopa98 6 лет назад +33

      @Remove Talos if you're talking about that "I cant believe mario is dead" thing, that is a meme

  • @shellamuchtar3661
    @shellamuchtar3661 6 лет назад +728

    Im conviced that polpo is an alien. Maybe same species with mikitaka. He shapeshifted, incredibly big, and... Polpo (octopus) always refers to alien for japanese

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 6 лет назад +85

      and araki predicted 911
      *xfiles theme*

    • @goodenoughright5433
      @goodenoughright5433 6 лет назад +25

      This is now my head Canon

    • @FredMaverik
      @FredMaverik 6 лет назад +2

      when the fuck did he shapeshift
      when since when is mikitaka big
      You are just readding (too much) into it

    • @nzomb8819
      @nzomb8819 6 лет назад +160

      Fred maybe when he turned in to a fucking bed.

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 6 лет назад +22

      This should be a fanfic........."Polpo Kingsized Alien" episode 1 The drop.

  • @carrotdtop_1
    @carrotdtop_1 6 лет назад +2343

    Polpo (THICC BOI) can turn into a bed so easily best boy

  • @GiornoGiovana
    @GiornoGiovana 6 лет назад +431

    Since were talking about Polpo, I think that Giorno killing Polpo was one of the things that describes Giorno's character.
    He didn't plan to kill Polpo, he didn't even dislike Polpo at first until he had killed the old man. Giorno can be credited with how the plot was able to move forward by killing Polpo so they could get the treasure, but he didn't even know about the treasure until later. He killed Polpo because a human being had died and he didn't know and probably wouldn't have cared, and thats why Giorno killed him. He told Kiochi that he believed what he was doing was right, but he felt bad about it deep down so it shows his False Darkness view on his dream, he know Gangsters do bad things and could very well be bad people, however due to the situation in the city he lives its the only way to actually change things and help.
    This shows his mixture of Jonathan and Dio. He has a certain charisma that seems christ like, his immense cleverness and willingness to dovery dark things for his own objective which is Dio and his righteous honor, kind heart and love for other human beings which is Jonathan. In fact you even see his eyes turn gold when he looks back at Polpo's prison before Polpo kills himself which can be symbolized as Dio's color.
    Let me ask a quick question, who has the highest body count out of all the Jojo's before Giorno. Now Jotaro, someone who called his mother a bitch, wasn't a dark person in the sense that Giorno is, he killed the captain and Dio, but he didn't as much kill his opponents and much as beat them to death, but he did kill. Jonathan and Joseph mostly killed Vampire and not people. Josuke, now he didn't kill Angelo but he did trap him in stone and more than likely would have killed Kira and nearly killed Akira Otoishi but he mostly beat the shit out of guys. These Jojo's didn't have a high body count, but read part 5 from start to finish and you'll see that Giorno kills all of his opponents aside from Koichi and Buccellati, he makes a beetle pop out of a man's skull, though the fucker deserved it, even though he didn't have all that many fights anyway. After Giorno most of the new jojo's had a high body count, especially Johnny and Gappy(who can be psychotic in a manner)

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 6 лет назад +34

      Giorno Giovanna good point. However I do miss when Josuke was the most moral of the Joestars

    • @roeres
      @roeres 5 лет назад +7

      Calm down with the writing

    • @Patricknotstarr
      @Patricknotstarr 5 лет назад +35

      @@roeres why should he

    • @angelinebejaran2906
      @angelinebejaran2906 5 лет назад +4

      Tl:Dr please?

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 4 года назад +5

      @@Patricknotstarr because he could've said what he needed to say without the fluff

  • @Ithinkdylansarobot
    @Ithinkdylansarobot 5 лет назад +82

    The lighter test is one of my favorite parts of golden wind. Both Koichi and Giorno were mere inches away from requiem stands, Echo’s Requiem could just be that whatever Koichi says becomes accepted as fact to anyone in range. Soooo close

    • @Cendrail0001
      @Cendrail0001 5 лет назад +13

      Koichi would probably die from the arrow. He almost died the first time, I don't think he or the stand would be strong enough for a second stab

    • @crackedlogic8907
      @crackedlogic8907 5 лет назад +24

      Actually, Golden Experience was actually peirced during that battle.... nothing happened. My idea is that if you don't have a single minded needed objective, it will peirce and then do nothing. Notice how it moves on its own when Kira has having a massive panic and was extremely desperate, and at first peirced G.E. and did nothing before worming its way into his hand. Meaning that, during the initial peirce Giorno was almost desperate enough, but when Diavolo gloated he became desperate enough. The same with Silver Chariot.

    • @liamczap5030
      @liamczap5030 5 лет назад +4

      Snow Creek you do realize that is not the requiem arrow, right? It’s a regular arrow. If it was the requiem arrow, then Diavolo would have just asked polpo for it

    • @crackedlogic8907
      @crackedlogic8907 5 лет назад +9

      @@liamczap5030 Ok, the idea of a requim arrow is unsupported by the actual Anime and Manga. Sure! The arrows look different but thats it. For why Diavolo didn't ask for it is: Diavolo only discovered about requiem right in the last arc. Only after seeing it be done to Silver Chariot. By this point, Polpo was already dead, and Polpo's arrow was destroyed. Also, evidence suggests that it has to prolonged exposure to the arrow while the person has an intense desire toward something. Silver Chariot lost it immediately after the arrow was taken away in the flashback. This could mean that 'sticking into' the stand is required for a stable requim, not just peircing.

    • @DamianQualshy
      @DamianQualshy 4 года назад +2

      @@crackedlogic8907 if that were true, Polnareff wouldn't stick with one arrow alone and searched for any others

  • @royalpancakes7807
    @royalpancakes7807 5 лет назад +106

    Imagine a new jojo protagonist going through the series fighting stand users without ever getting a stand

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 5 лет назад +27

      Royal Pancakes
      that would require a alot of luck,plus all the stand users would have to have weak stands or just really dumb .

    • @ratryox5667
      @ratryox5667 4 года назад +5

      chong willson return of hamon?

    • @jakubsierota473
      @jakubsierota473 4 года назад +5

      There is a theory that Pillar Men were stands user, Joseph just couldn't see their stands. Wammuus stand allowed him to control the wind, Esidicis - to rise the temperature of his blood, and Kars' - to make his bones as sharp as blade. But that's just a theory.

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 4 года назад +17

      @@jakubsierota473 a bad one, at that. It's established in part 1 that vampires can alter their bodies to create abilities, like Dio's freezing. The pillar men use their bodies for their abilities, just like a normal vampire

    • @Lavender_Fox
      @Lavender_Fox 2 года назад +1

      @@jakubsierota473 AC/Dc and his stand, Speed KIng

  • @avriil6446
    @avriil6446 6 лет назад +3715

    polpo: "keep the lighter on for 24 boi, and u get in"
    dude: "ok"
    **24 hours later**
    dude: "here, i keeped it on"
    polpo: "y...you actually did it... what about black sabbath?"
    dude: "black what?"

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 6 лет назад +547

      Is Polpo aware of [BLACK SABBATH]? He didn't acknowledge it's exposure to the sun or the multiple beatings it received from Giorno. Also, it's been stated that it's an automatic stand, so it acts independently of Polpo.

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 6 лет назад +316

      *SHADOW SABBATH

    • @mrmaxwell346
      @mrmaxwell346 6 лет назад +298

      Polpo: Nothing by the way you want to see something cool?
      Polpo then proceeded to pull out the gun and shoot the lighting summoning B.S.
      guy: I feel like I just got shanked by a renassance wannabe.

    • @TM-qk2yy
      @TM-qk2yy 6 лет назад +46

      @@pongangelo2048 thats the copyright name

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 6 лет назад +47

      @@TM-qk2yy Thanks a lot genius!

  • @patrickfrost9405
    @patrickfrost9405 5 лет назад +490

    "So, this flame."
    "Hmm?"
    "I must keep this particular flame alight, correct?"
    "Yes, those are the rules."
    "Ok."
    *Procedes to light a cigarette, and blows out the lighter.*
    "The flame is carried in my cigarette. I will return with it tommorow."

    • @aliasjon8320
      @aliasjon8320 4 года назад +108

      Keeping a cigarette burning seems a lot more difficult than a lighter . Unless you use that logic to keep transferring things to other things that burn which might make for an equal if not more difficult and Bizzare situation

    • @jonathantruong7069
      @jonathantruong7069 4 года назад +45

      In what world is it easier to keep a single cigar lit compared to a lighter full of fuel?

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 года назад +5

      Jonathan Truong why are you replying seriously why are you taking a joke seriously why are you ruining a joke why are you being like this why

    • @wirogendeng212
      @wirogendeng212 4 года назад

      @@aliasjon8320 i smoke 1 pack of cigarretes without using lighter twice, within one hour. Why people think it is hard?

    • @grawa4278
      @grawa4278 4 года назад +5

      With that logic what about burning the prison

  • @internetstranger3686
    @internetstranger3686 5 лет назад +241

    Shigechi's evil cousin

    • @NecAngelus
      @NecAngelus 5 лет назад +20

      Shigechi's dad

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 5 лет назад +18

      @@NecAngelus Shigechi was afraid of Kira becoming a Passione member

  • @MrLCGO
    @MrLCGO 6 лет назад +1032

    I still want to know how can Polpo turn into a bed and how did he regrew the fingers he ate.

    • @tngjiasheng2703
      @tngjiasheng2703 6 лет назад +294

      MrLCGO Probably due to his name meaning octopus in Italian, which has the abilities of regenerating limbs and camouflage

    • @MrJoao678
      @MrJoao678 6 лет назад +171

      Araki forgot

    • @Doritochi
      @Doritochi 6 лет назад +283

      The finger thing was a reference to the lead guitarist of Black Sabbath who created Heavy Metal after losing those very same fingers. It was a result of his prosthetics making him play differently

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 6 лет назад +7

      He i an alien octopus..........DUH

    • @Doritochi
      @Doritochi 6 лет назад +63

      @Rain Look the theme of JoJo part 5 is ,"It just works".

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 5 лет назад +68

    In the flashback, a member of La Squadra (I think Illuso) says “speaking of useless abilities, (like Formaggio’s) where’s Sorbet and Gelato?” Which implies that one or both were stand users, albeit with “useless” stands

  • @jcprofit
    @jcprofit 5 лет назад +29

    Polpo having an automatic stand, one he literally cannot control, and cannot figure out what it does, killing a janitor led to the death of diavolo.

  • @RefinedSkye
    @RefinedSkye 6 лет назад +302

    How you prove your loyalty to SOX is wearing a pair of panties on your head for 24 hours without getting arrested by the decency squad.

    • @sairentoeko
      @sairentoeko 6 лет назад +6

      Fucking Shimoneta was hilarious

    • @Anervaria
      @Anervaria 6 лет назад +3

      the best day in all of history will be when shimoneta season 2 comes out even though it prolly won't

    • @RefinedSkye
      @RefinedSkye 6 лет назад +8

      @@Anervaria Honestly I'd be satisfied with the Manga or Light Novels getting translated at this point.
      You have no clue how disappointing it was reading the manga just to find out it hasn't been translated past where the anime left off

    • @Anervaria
      @Anervaria 6 лет назад +3

      @@RefinedSkye seriously? that fuckin sucks

    • @mattfriesen9535
      @mattfriesen9535 6 лет назад +1

      Ah, I see you are person of culture as well

  • @doctoradventure413
    @doctoradventure413 6 лет назад +1134

    I’m imagining if Giorno said he had this golden guy as a talent then just pull GE out and dab

    • @rymiledge893
      @rymiledge893 6 лет назад +229

      this is one fucking C U R S E D comment

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 6 лет назад +72

      Then Polpo would get extremely suspicious

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 6 лет назад +50

      dab then do a fortnite dance.

    • @GalekC
      @GalekC 6 лет назад +31

      Giorno did do a dab in 1997 tho

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 6 лет назад +24

      Polpol: Interesting.....

  • @unluckyfish3197
    @unluckyfish3197 6 лет назад +455

    FIRST RULE OF POLPO`S TRAINING! DON'T TALK ABOUT POLPO`S TRAINING!

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 6 лет назад +34

      If an Abridged Part 5 comes around, the creators NEED to make Polpo basically TFS Mr. Popo.

    • @unluckyfish3197
      @unluckyfish3197 6 лет назад +11

      Popo was finally locked up for his crimes.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 6 лет назад +18

      Unlucky Fish
      He was not locked up. Popo merely stays of his own free will. Also, the guards let him keep his pot.

    • @unluckyfish3197
      @unluckyfish3197 6 лет назад +14

      All these squares make a circle.

    • @akumaten
      @akumaten 6 лет назад +10

      Rule two
      Shoot the fat fuck

  • @PeiwenTanbassoon821
    @PeiwenTanbassoon821 6 лет назад +86

    I'd like to see the story with Giorno as a member of la squadra too.

  • @gabin5448
    @gabin5448 6 лет назад +135

    honestly the story of what if giorno joins le squarda instead of buccelati gang would be interesting

  • @Oddie99000
    @Oddie99000 5 лет назад +119

    7:47 wait a minute... does anyone notice that that guy's meant to be Mario the Italian Plumber..? please

  • @oqo3310
    @oqo3310 4 года назад +91

    *imagine if giorno was a member of La squadra*
    Risotto : "hey guys it's our new member, giorno"
    Giorno : "Hi guys"
    *a few days later*
    Risotto : "Polpo is dead, Buciaratti is the new capo, and he has to protect the boss' daughter. We should attack him so we can track the boss."
    Giorno : "So you guys don't like the boss too ? I've met Buciarrati, you should talk to him about that."
    Risotto : "That seems like a good idea."
    *few days later*
    Risotto : "Hey Bucciarati I heard you don't like the boss. That's also my case. Perhaps we should ally ?"
    Bucciarati : "Ok"
    *La Squadra and Bucciarati's gang killed the boss, Bucciarati, Abbachio and Narancia are dead because Rolling stones, and Risotto is currently the boss*

    • @user-xh6ju3pg8c
      @user-xh6ju3pg8c 3 года назад +1

      😭😭

    • @hainguyn948
      @hainguyn948 2 года назад +1

      Sheila E doesn't like this

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 Год назад +7

      You're missing the part where Giorno and Risotto are working directly against each other. They both want control of the drug trade for their own personal use, except one wants it for profits, and, the other wants to end it.

    • @samuelsoliday4381
      @samuelsoliday4381 Год назад

      Like number 70. Balance restored.

  • @unamusedrohan1666
    @unamusedrohan1666 6 лет назад +394

    I have a theory that Polpo and Black Sabbath may not have always been as we see them now. It's unlikely that Polpo could rise in the ranks with his body as it is and a remote stand that has the potential of strengthening his enemies. It's more likely that Sabbath used to be a more traditional stand, like it was maybe longer ranged and could jump through shadows, and that Polpo was a more normal looking person when he entered the gang. Ge definitely didn't have the arrow in his mouth to start. When he became capo, Diavolo gave him an arrow with which Polpo was to create stand user grunts with. At this point, Polpo was a high-ranking mafioso who probably lived in excess, so when he was given this stressful task as a direct (or as direct as it can be) order from the boss, his stand evolved and absorbed the arrow like Kira. Black Sabbath went through a weird mini-requiem, gaining the ability to grab souls and a remote behavior, and Polpo changed his body over time to fit his slothful ability.

    • @keklekekle1114
      @keklekekle1114 6 лет назад +36

      Maybe he can use whichever object he wants on black sabbath's mouth, be it a regular knife or a stand arrow.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 6 лет назад +34

      You can see a younger Polpo in a one shot where Jolyne goes to Italy and Bruno and Polpo think she stole a unicorn. Polpo looks similar but is smaller and less fat. I forget the name of the one shot, I think it was done for Gucci or something.

    • @FancyDrag0n
      @FancyDrag0n 5 лет назад +14

      @@GBDupree I know its been two months, but here you go:
      jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Jolyne,_Fly_High_with_GUCCI

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 5 лет назад +1

      @@FancyDrag0n thanks, now others have context.

    • @FancyDrag0n
      @FancyDrag0n 5 лет назад

      @@GBDupree np

  • @zzeroara9511
    @zzeroara9511 6 лет назад +14

    You know what would be a badass series? Someone taking fan's stands and seeing how well they'd do in the Lighter Test.
    Imagine how much fun we could have....

  • @feelshowdy
    @feelshowdy 3 года назад +8

    Three years later and this video is still great. Also, La Squadra member Giorno AU is an amazing concept and I would love to see it too.

  • @pbtenchi
    @pbtenchi 6 лет назад +167

    I still find it bothersome, that someone actually capable of smuggling the lighter is punished with not getting a stand and a seemingly lower position.

    • @zashgekido5616
      @zashgekido5616 6 лет назад +33

      How long do you think those poor standless bastards would last?

    • @pbtenchi
      @pbtenchi 6 лет назад +39

      @@zashgekido5616 I think those people would have a higher likelihood of unlocking a stand if they did re-light the lighter. If I was Pulpo, I'd tell them to turn it off and on again.

    • @liammcclish4291
      @liammcclish4291 6 лет назад +28

      It’s cool my dude. Those people would likely unlock a stand later in life. The arrow isn’t the only way.

    • @NecAngelus
      @NecAngelus 5 лет назад +2

      They are some position that is not very dangerous

    • @aliasjon8320
      @aliasjon8320 4 года назад +6

      I don't like the theory that getting a stand is contingent on getting stbabbed in the first place. I feel like a better version of the theory is you get stabbed regardless of whether you pass or fail the test, at what point you get stabbed simply determines what sort of position you're suited for. This test doesn't cover all positions of La sqaudra but definitely some of the important ones. People like Leaky eyed Luce were likely associates , people who came over from some other gang, or people who just answered to passione in their protection money collection structure without getting the benefits of being full fledged members. A slightly more iffy idea is that since not all positions NEED stand users poplporo may ask the person reccomending you or do some independent research to decide whether you really need to get a stand or if you would be able to handle it.

  • @JGJonny
    @JGJonny 6 лет назад +794

    *Polpo is one T H I C C B O Y*

  • @danic_c
    @danic_c 5 лет назад +27

    I'd love to see how a young Joseph Joestar would try to pass this test.

  • @Nanook128
    @Nanook128 5 лет назад +22

    You also discount the possibility of someone failing to keep the flame lit, and returning to Polpo to return the lighter without attempting to relight it and admit defeat. This outcome would show the person could be trusted to be truthful, even when that truth is not favorable to them. Such dependability is important in a criminal organization.

    • @adiaphoros6842
      @adiaphoros6842 Год назад

      But since trust in the criminal underworld is built on lies, a person who admits the truth can be seen as a threat.

  • @TheConcreteEmperor
    @TheConcreteEmperor 6 лет назад +311

    My question is why didn't Giorno just keep it as a flower until he got back 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @goodenoughright5433
      @goodenoughright5433 6 лет назад +54

      The Most Fresh flowers are flammable

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 6 лет назад +42

      are you kidding? the flower could BARELY hold that lighter with the flame

    • @kokojojo4499
      @kokojojo4499 5 лет назад +22

      @@goodenoughright5433 Don't question jojo

    • @deplorible753
      @deplorible753 5 лет назад +1

      Oxygen

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 лет назад +17

      @@deplorible753 If Giorno furiously breathes on it then the plant would produce oxygen for the flame
      *1600 IQ*

  • @HeroesHoshi
    @HeroesHoshi 6 лет назад +125

    Isn't there a 3rd flaw? If you already had a stand, and you reignite the lighter, you will have to face-off against Black Sabbath which is arguably pretty strong (depending on the shadow and location you are at).

    • @cephelos1098
      @cephelos1098 6 лет назад +49

      That isnt supposed to happen, in just about every circumstance but Giorno's, you would just tell them you have a stand, and they'd just let you in

    • @nobgs4505
      @nobgs4505 6 лет назад +46

      Unless you have a reason to hide your stand like Giorno did, you should NEVER encounter that issue. Just show Polpo "Hey, I have a stand, here's what it does" and you'd be in.

    • @ozymandias8523
      @ozymandias8523 6 лет назад +4

      Doesn’t it grant you a new minipower to your actual stand? Like Kira at the end of DIU.

    • @adnaP_esreveR
      @adnaP_esreveR 5 лет назад +8

      @@ozymandias8523 That only happens if the arrow chooses you for a second time. If not, you better not get impaled by it, or else you'll be very dead.

    • @ozymandias8523
      @ozymandias8523 5 лет назад

      Reverse Panda that happened to other stand users aside of kira?(I mean being pierced by the second time with a normal stand arrow).

  • @radarada1q
    @radarada1q 6 лет назад +13

    Your personal avatar is so cute with their little book and blushes

  • @trojanwarlord1728
    @trojanwarlord1728 6 лет назад +39

    Crap, now I want to see what would’ve happened if Giorno was placed with La Squadra instead. Theorists and fanfic writers, do your thing.

  • @calvincardwell6562
    @calvincardwell6562 3 года назад +3

    Wasn’t expecting Madlib in the intro- much respect

  • @ursoanonimo8398
    @ursoanonimo8398 6 лет назад +25

    T posing Golden Experience always cracks me up.

  • @Char306VSMinecraft
    @Char306VSMinecraft 6 лет назад +42

    I did the phone version, you have to dedicate your whole day to it. It was a lot harder than I expected

    • @RoseTintedPath
      @RoseTintedPath 6 лет назад

      excuse me wat

    • @Char306VSMinecraft
      @Char306VSMinecraft 6 лет назад +2

      @@RoseTintedPath basically you have to hold your phone up for 24 hrs

    • @RoseTintedPath
      @RoseTintedPath 6 лет назад +1

      The Hydration Coordinator *will do that for a stand*

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 5 лет назад +5

      @@Char306VSMinecraft Most people already do that.

  • @pearl8442
    @pearl8442 5 лет назад +3

    Great, now I really want to see a version (or read a fanfic) of what would of happened if Giorno joined La Squadra. The sounds amazing and I absolutely loved Risotto as a character even though he was quite a minor one. Thanks :/
    Very well done video regardless, I especially loved how you broke down each answer to the test would result in a different position in Passione.

  • @beatlejuice1165
    @beatlejuice1165 5 лет назад +57

    Waitaminute...
    In Narancia's origin story, it says that he went to visit Polpo unbeknownst to anyone, and passed.
    WHO GAVE HIM THE INVITE???
    Did he just use his stand to find Polpo? How would he know how to find him?

    • @masteryacine1659
      @masteryacine1659 5 лет назад +11

      Michael Wadsworth he definitely got Aerosmith by Polpo , Fugo got Purple Haze by Polpo even though he is very intelligent

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 5 лет назад +20

      I think Narancia had contacts who knew about Polpo, he was already living in poverty and likely knew gangsters older than him who might've known about Passione without actually working in it. Narancia went to ask Polpo to join, probably let the lighter go out the moment he left the prison (because it's Narancia of course) and Black Sabbath gave him Aerosmith. He was put in Bruno's group and was taught about Stands by Fugo and Bruno.

    • @KOCChristian
      @KOCChristian 5 лет назад +17

      BloodStalker 500 well knowing Narancia he probably put flame out in front Polpo while he tells him the rules

    • @iwantsleep8079
      @iwantsleep8079 4 года назад

      More importantly, how would a stand like Aerosmith be able to return the lighter. . .

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 4 года назад +11

      @@iwantsleep8079 Aerosmith has a cockpit with a pilot inside, Narancia probably just had the pilot carry the ligher in it.
      Either that, or like RichGang said, he let the lighter go out while Polpo was still explaining the rules before he even left the prison.

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_1482 6 лет назад +174

    I thought the title was "The Structure of Polpo's Litmus Test."

    • @gonderage
      @gonderage 6 лет назад +18

      *Ligma test

    • @mitchellandmccluskey1534
      @mitchellandmccluskey1534 6 лет назад +27

      Nitroglycerin Litmus is an acid base indicator meaning it can tell when something is acidic or basic. Acidic being something like lemon juice and Basic being Bleach. I hope this helps. It’s actually something I had to study for a test today!

    • @mitchellandmccluskey1534
      @mitchellandmccluskey1534 6 лет назад +3

      Nitroglycerin Np. No sneakies this time.

    • @devilvocano420
      @devilvocano420 6 лет назад

      Mitchell and McCluskey
      Actually the most basic thing in chem
      Are you actually 12 years old

    • @mitchellandmccluskey1534
      @mitchellandmccluskey1534 6 лет назад +4

      DevilVocano No, I’m 11

  • @theta682pl
    @theta682pl 6 лет назад +8

    Gold Experience T-Posing is something I never thought I'd see

  • @Ghostpuppy3000
    @Ghostpuppy3000 5 лет назад +1

    I really like how well thought out your analysis was! It really makes you appreciate the writing of Jojo more

  • @tyson263
    @tyson263 6 лет назад +170

    You thought the only real test of trust was whever or not you actually bought a copy of Shimonetta...
    but that's just the fake test, the real test is whether or not you bought a Meti shirt.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 6 лет назад +11

      The real test is to hit something with emerald splash. However, that's just the fake test. The real test is to then survive being made into a donut.

    • @desdinovaincarnate9703
      @desdinovaincarnate9703 6 лет назад +1

      ​@@davidhong1934 The real test is to enter the dream world made by my stand 『Sweet Dreams』.However,that's just the fake test.The real test is to then understand your dream world on a Philosophical level and metaanalyze it until I get bored of your analysis and let you join out of sheer boredom.

  • @thescoundrels1329
    @thescoundrels1329 4 года назад +2

    I just realized he was holding a shimoneta manga, a man of culture

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 4 года назад +7

    Keeping a lighter lit for 24 hours does not sound easy to anyone who's ever used a lighter

  • @diegocortez270
    @diegocortez270 6 лет назад

    i love how you post this video as soon as this arc is done (in the anime i mean),so that we can go back and really understand it. I hope you do this throughout part 5.

  • @juliusbossman7280
    @juliusbossman7280 6 лет назад +132

    A Risotto`s squad story would be awesome also I'm curious how Diavolo recruits his guards cause Notorious B.I.G was only activate when his user dies so what requirement do you need?

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 лет назад +21

      Carne can summon it normally, just as he does on the airstrip.

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 6 лет назад +42

      I'm thinking if that happened, Risotto would be a mixture of Bruno and Abbaccio to Giorno, as in the leader of the group, but not fully trusting of Giorno. But at some point while their fighting an enemy Stand and Risotto is terribly wounded, he then realizes all the times Giorno was always helping him, always by him, always with him. And right now, Giorno's getting destroyed, but Risotto's recollections would glue his soul back together, causing Metallica to leak from his wounds and all the Metallica Stands would merge into a more humanoid Stand, which is shown after Risotto opens eyes to reveal that they've gone from black to white, symbolizing his soul being together again and proceeds to body the enemy User.

    • @rockinmusicquarterly12
      @rockinmusicquarterly12 6 лет назад +21

      i would watch an entire separate anime starring la squadra

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 5 лет назад +7

      There's actually a fun "what if" fan comic where La Squadra took the job of protecting Trish instead of Bruno's gang...

    • @dexter-sj5ii
      @dexter-sj5ii 5 лет назад

      @@jinhunterslay1638 link please

  • @WillF1980
    @WillF1980 3 года назад +1

    God these videos should be a mandatory watch for anyone watching jojo

  • @Justjudey
    @Justjudey 4 года назад +3

    I don’t understand how he can shape shift into a literal bed

  • @mos_thoser1886
    @mos_thoser1886 4 года назад +7

    Why does nobody talk about hOW HE BECAME A BED AND IT JUST WASNT EXPLAINED

  • @chrysalismacosmist165
    @chrysalismacosmist165 4 года назад +3

    If our golden boy was to join LA Squadra, that would be amazing. That is a spin off that I would buy no doubt.

  • @soarel325
    @soarel325 6 лет назад

    Polpo’s test is my favorite part of Part 5 along with the White Album fight, good to see you talking about it

  • @dingus_maximus
    @dingus_maximus 5 лет назад +5

    Persona music in a JoJo video, huh? I see what you did there.
    Also, great vid. :)

    • @dingus_maximus
      @dingus_maximus 5 лет назад

      Also, the fact that it's the exam music is extra clever since this video is about Giorno being tested. Kudos.

  • @najadamu2724
    @najadamu2724 6 лет назад

    One of your best videos yet, Meti.

  • @redozmasoma
    @redozmasoma 4 года назад +3

    Would be hilarious if someone got a good stand and returned the lighter which is still off
    "sorry Polpo I failed"
    "oh good day to you then"
    and then the guy left Italy to make money with his stand lol

  • @tysondennis1016
    @tysondennis1016 Год назад +1

    Mad respect to Leaky-Eye Luca for managing to smuggle a lit lighter out of prison, and keep it ignited for 24 hours.

  • @lazyybunnyy
    @lazyybunnyy 5 лет назад +3

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that there's *Polpo hentai* out there.

  • @krishnan_2052
    @krishnan_2052 4 года назад +2

    Golden experience has already touched this banana.

  • @mtj8870
    @mtj8870 6 лет назад +9

    What if polpo is risotto's dad bc they have the same red eyes and powerful/deadly stands. Risotto probably got his high rank from his father.

  • @thepartyrockpolice1975
    @thepartyrockpolice1975 4 года назад +2

    What aboug people who's lighter goes out, and they bring the unlit lighter to Polpo. I'd like to imagine that if this happens, Polpo sees that this person has a heart of gold, and lets them join, as they are honest, and by extension, trustworthy.

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 6 лет назад +33

    New episode later today.

  • @GhostiBliss
    @GhostiBliss 3 года назад +1

    Giorno with La Squadra and Risotto as a jobro sounds very scary but interesting
    I want it lmfao

  • @Ifitfitz22
    @Ifitfitz22 3 года назад +3

    Part 5 would have been so short had black Sabbath just stabbed giorno and we got GER like 4 episodes in...

    • @moderncrusader1150
      @moderncrusader1150 3 года назад +5

      Black Sabbath's arrow is just a normal stand arrow and not a requiem one . So Giorno would end up with a stand similar to "Bites the Dust" instead of Gold Experience Requiem . Considering his situation , he would probably receive a stand required to track down the bossu(like Babyface) or upgrade Gold Experience to detect life energy like a radar . But it's just a theory

    • @hainguyn948
      @hainguyn948 2 года назад

      Can't believe it's option 3, which is Gold Experience simply rejecting the weaker virus and getting nothing in return 😐

  • @Blandy8521
    @Blandy8521 4 года назад +2

    The way I thought of it was that either you become a stand user or you've proven your dedication to the gang

  • @gamingloser5909
    @gamingloser5909 3 года назад +3

    Alright, but I would also like to see a alternative universe where Giorno joined El Squadra instead of Bruno's group

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 3 года назад +1

    Put the lighter on a counter in the room, leave, wait, re enter. Profit

  • @beepboop2456
    @beepboop2456 5 лет назад +3

    Polpo: you got any talents?
    Small blond boi: Yeah check this G O L D E N guy out

  • @noahhager1187
    @noahhager1187 3 года назад +1

    or you could stow it behind the door to polpo's cell and hope that it doesn't go out

  • @equinox-XVI
    @equinox-XVI 5 лет назад +28

    This test is way too easy for gamers. If you never do anything aside from play games at home, then what can logically put out the fire?
    - Fan? Just don't turn it on.
    - Wind? Your inside a house just don't open the shutters.
    - Sweeping motion? Just put it in a corner and don't go near it.
    The only hard part at this point is the prison guards, but let's be honest, what gamer hasn't learned a million different ways to break in/out of a prison?

    • @CrimesForDimes
      @CrimesForDimes 4 года назад

      Yeah I'm gonna use the boxs they will never find me

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 2 года назад +1

    Imagine Giorno inspiring Pesci with resolve, calming Ghiaccio, or learning from Risotto's compassionate yet calculated methods. That would be so cool.

  • @thesteadfastduelist6258
    @thesteadfastduelist6258 6 лет назад +60

    *Wait, It might just be me but I don't remember you having that avatar. Is it new?*

  • @g4l1l_buckz35
    @g4l1l_buckz35 5 лет назад +1

    polpo's stand is that he can turn into a bed.

  • @mintcey
    @mintcey 5 лет назад +4

    Simply recreate the lighter with an excruciating amount of detail. And avoid relighting the one that will trigger black sabbath. Although you would need to know that stands exist in the first place.

  • @kasinokaiser1319
    @kasinokaiser1319 6 лет назад +2

    Imagine if you just released Black Sabbath while trying to take it out of the prison and you as well as the guards all got stands

  • @arsenicflask
    @arsenicflask 5 лет назад +5

    What would happen if you close your eyes, extenguish and relight the lighter, in a crowded area and open your eyes after ther reignition so you wouldn't have seen it but dozen/hundreds of people around you did.

    • @bardisaythen4392
      @bardisaythen4392 5 лет назад

      You were the on to relight it so it would go for you nonetheless I'm pretty sure

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 4 года назад

      @@bardisaythen4392
      Nope. It explicitly states that it goes after those that _witness_ it being relit.

  • @sabytheblackcat
    @sabytheblackcat 5 лет назад +1

    Brilliant analysis. Thank you.

  • @AaronMorel01
    @AaronMorel01 6 лет назад +72

    I want to sleep on Polpo

  • @andorejoy9417
    @andorejoy9417 6 лет назад

    Meti this is a great video, keep up the good work.

  • @bellofbellmont8206
    @bellofbellmont8206 6 лет назад +3

    You must protect the flame for the next 24 hours
    Ok
    *Sits just outside the cell for 24 hours*

  • @bingitybong6518
    @bingitybong6518 5 лет назад +1

    “Oh shit I dropped the lighter”
    *Black Sabbath appears*

  • @Abbie-Apel
    @Abbie-Apel 5 лет назад +6

    9:54 i want to see a fan mangga about that story

  • @giftkid9559
    @giftkid9559 4 года назад +1

    Giorno could have hid the lighter in one of the donut holes in his hair

  • @MrDreamerK
    @MrDreamerK 6 лет назад +53

    Came so early that quality is still bad
    Feels good

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 4 года назад +1

    "You have seen the fire reignited! Before you lies two paths, which one will you take?"

  • @Higashikata
    @Higashikata 5 лет назад +5

    why didnt giorno just place the lighter in his hair rolls?

  • @notproductiveproductions3504
    @notproductiveproductions3504 Год назад

    It’s like a fighting game. There’s way, WAY more depth than just what you want to acknowledge

  • @cherryberrykomainu8699
    @cherryberrykomainu8699 6 лет назад +14

    Wait, could you, theoretically, stay in the jail? Do you have to leave? If you can bribe the guards into allowing you to stay, would that count?

    • @darrellwillis4871
      @darrellwillis4871 6 лет назад +5

      You'd have to bribe them to let you stay because they only allowed people to visit Polpo for short periods of time.

    • @NecAngelus
      @NecAngelus 5 лет назад +2

      The guards said 15 minutes only

  • @Apple-fj4bu
    @Apple-fj4bu 5 лет назад +1

    ITS PROBABLY A LOT SADDER AND A LOT MORE DEPRESSING SO I REALLY WANT TO SEE IT

  • @seongjin-woo8683
    @seongjin-woo8683 6 лет назад +7

    Why couldn't you just leave the lighter in the prison?

    • @thanthanh5190
      @thanthanh5190 5 лет назад

      A person said this before you. And that would be easier

  • @louisalzate6185
    @louisalzate6185 4 года назад +2

    giornos hair donuts can actually store an infinite amount of objects because theyre portals to pocket dimensions thats how giorno actually passed the test

  • @romulo271
    @romulo271 5 лет назад +4

    Plot hole: gold experience was hurt by the arrow that black sabath carried in his mouth..... why he didnt became requiem?

    • @bradical5318
      @bradical5318 5 лет назад +5

      Because Giorno needs to be the one to stab it. Also, a cut is different from a stab. There's another theory that because the arrow used to make both silver chariot requiem and golden experience requiem has a bug on it but the other arrows don't, the arrows without a bug are incomplete. It's complicated