Been absent from the comment section after I upload I bounce to the other spot a lot of work to do there. But I'll be commenting back to you guys soon!
NScaleTransitModels(lolfunnycp) 13:41-When You Get Luigi Raceway track on the last race in Mario Kart 7 channel,and end up in 5th place after a blue shell hits you
Wendy Calderon 13:30-13:41-14:17-Me When FOX Announces ANOTHER FOX Sunday Night On September 29th,2019 even though Family Guy Season 17,The Simpsons Season 30, And Bobs Burgers Season 9 Had Great Season Finales On May 12th,2019
I just wanna say thank you so much for making these funny ass videoes! You dont understand how much you help me. You make me laugh and smile when Im feeling like shit! I was so sad today but after watching ur video I could just smile and be happy. Im so glad I found ur channel not long ago. You deserve all of the subscribers you have and more! I would get so happy it you replied cause you rock! Haha love you Dashie :)
iTzPrinceVince not necessarily, because in such a random game as this you can never guarantee a specific position when you can loose it at any point. whether or not he believes he will get fourth, the odds are constantly changing. you are right on some level, however.
Stop being so salty fellas lol, iTzPrinceVince proves a valid point. Expectations are akin to confidence and motivation. If they're high, you have a better chance of success, if they're low, not so much. It's practically a science, the same applies to situations from getting a girl to getting good shots in a basketball game. Skill is also a factor, even so they're motivated by how you expect to perform. As far as this game goes, Dashie has no excuse to be in the place he ended up in. No Blue Shell dicked him in any part of the grand prix and he had ample time to recover from getting hit from other items, him sliding off Rainbow Road cost him a medal spot at the end.
Person:I liked how Homer Zapped Lisa in The Simpsons episode Mayored To The Mob and had no lines for the rest of the episode Me- *plays **13:41** to him*
Dash, I wish you fell in love with a better set of wheels, hahaha the roller's are ass for the most part. Good video man, always loving the close finishes, especially on PPS.
I was dying the whole time. Dashie, you're MK8 vids are my favorite! I can't wait for play to play as Ludwig ( aka Wolverine Bitch-Ass) because he has some pretty sick stunts.
***** hahaha! It's ok, Mike, the world isn't going to end because I made a small joke. If that's your response to a simple quip, I would hate to see your reaction if I were to actually insult you :-P remember, Neosporin is only for external use. Have a great night! P.S. I can't be her white knight, I'm ethnic. Schmuck.
***** lol question: do you ever actually watch any of Dashie's videos? Because I feel like, if you did, you would understand the "diiiiiugh" reference...so, yeah, that's entirely your fault, chum :-/ Oh, and yes, I try to get girls by pointing out that I'm not white...it hasn't been working, maybe I should go around telling women they have nice racks, eh?
Xavier Vasquez The Spongebob squarepants movie game. Truth or square, Globs of doom. Battle for Bikini Bottom. Have you ever owned Sony consoles before?
Dashie, havent you noticed that you have been doing much worse ever since you have gotten somewhat paranoid to drift? Don't be afraid when drifting, you can do it at almost every corner. Obviously, you aren't perfect at it, so you will fuck up sometimes, but you will fuck up all the time whether you drift or not anyways XD You will do better in the long run by drifting at most corners and getting that extra boost and smaller turn radius. #FukhAStamp
dashie tomorrow is my HAP! sorry about tho it's my HAPpy birthday Thursday can u wish me a happy birthday it would be great cuz I'm in a bad way right now and that would be the best and UR MY FAVORTIVE RUclipsR and my name is Thomas Dawson
If u listened in the beginning of the episode he said he wanted to play as mii and yall wanted him to play as yoshi so he chose mii that looked like yoshi for everyone's benefit 😒
Ey waddup dash it's UR boi zero U know what I do if u have tight turns hehe(pause) u drift if u have tight turns but u have to do it at the right time I may be wrong but it works for me
Did yall hear that? 1:09 "Look at the hom- look at donkey bitch ass" I repeat, "the hom-" OK Dashie what have u been hiding from us?? u and donkey are homies? I know this was uploaded like a year ago...
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Been absent from the comment section after I upload I bounce to the other spot a lot of work to do there. But I'll be commenting back to you guys soon!
Hey dashie i love your cant wait to see more
DASHIE YOU HIT 9 millllll!!!!!
Cool
DASHIE!! You can SLIDE Left & Right while you DRIFT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....SHIT!!!! lol
I MEANT900K SUBSSSSSSS!!!!!! THOOOOOOOO
Dashie's question in every MK vid.. "Why couldnt this be the last lap?!"
*Dashie to Mario*
Dash: BAP! That's what you get, bitch!
*Dashie to Link*
Dash: BAP! That's what you-OH LINK! I'm sorry, I like you!
😂
The Dashie to Mario one also goes for Donkey Bitch Ass as well
Fr Ed
I love how Dashie practically called the end results after the 3rd race
"Little Princess BITCH !" I am literally dying at 6 in the morning trying not to wake the whole house up with my giggles :3
*REAL TRANSLATION:* AYE WHAD UP, IT'S YA BOY DARRYL HERE PLAYING MARIO KART ! :pppp
HarmonicExxtasy HAAAAAAAAAAAP
Lmaooo
I swear Dashie gets to excited when he gets a flower lol he didn't even hit somebody with it
He almost never does XD He just spams it and I laugh so hard XDDD
"ORENGE is my favorite color" LMAO
the end where he found out he finished 4th had me dead😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
"AH FUC...!!!!!" XDDDDDDD
NScaleTransitModels(lolfunnycp) 13:41-When You Get Luigi Raceway track on the last race in Mario Kart 7 channel,and end up in 5th place after a blue shell hits you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ITS FUNNY AF
The fact it was by 1 point too 🤣
At 13:40 "I FUC.....*calms down*" best rage ever 😂😂😂 love you Dash💕😂
Wendy Calderon 13:30-13:41-14:17-Me When FOX Announces ANOTHER FOX Sunday Night On September 29th,2019 even though Family Guy Season 17,The Simpsons Season 30, And Bobs Burgers Season 9 Had Great Season Finales On May 12th,2019
if Dashie and Yoshi mixed together then they would be called Yashie!!!
Comic Geek or Doshie!
Just took the D and changed it to an Y
13:41 I feel your rage.
Also, you have given me a new appreciation for the word "bitch."
lol
0:21 PAUSE. Sounds like he meant he's gunna give Yosh some dashie diughh.
I liked this comment just cuz u know how to spell diugh right
It's not duh or dugh or digh
Duigh is also acceptable
Lol and yea that's what I thought also
"It's like me and Yoshi efing"
Well, Yoshi is the homie, and Dashie is always looking out for his homies. XD
When daishe says: Dununala dununala
Karime Ortiz its a dudeluleluh dahlahlah
dululululs dululululs XDDDDD
On God 😂.
Link was like
"I ain't forgot what you did mah boi!"
Dashie, you almost up there! You at 900,00+ subscribers? you about to get that gold youtube trophy and about to be greater then now my boy!!
He has to apply and then YT has to send it. YT only gives the Gold Play Button is only given out once a year
Three things Dashie hates!!!!!
Jif
Donkey
Rainbow Road
And being Sixpth
and being sixpth
shujinkoMK Lol thanks
Dont forget about Rosalina
that's 4 things. lol
One Day Remains™ lol true
Yoshi and Dashie hybrid.
Wait for it.....YASHIE!!!
HeroesSK
Doshie :|
YoshieXP?
M00NWALK3R100 NICEE
4:52 Peach knows
NOOO
Yoshi is Dashie's spirit animal
Am crying at this. Beautiful commentary son.nice to have someone who isn't perfect at games
I couldn't breathe when he actually got 4th place after he finished SIFTH on Rainbow Road. LOL
"Get all da hoes"- Dashie, 2014 (pause)
Fool
Pause isnt a hard concept to grasp, and still people dont understand it...
That's not even a pause is when something sounds sexual towards the same gender. Like "DAAMN THIS IS TOO HARD AND LONG!"
People still don't know what pause means
WTFgames Thats not how you use it idiot.
those fireballs come from yo mixtape
"First of all f*** a stamp" lmao. These are my favorite game plays, gonna celebrate when you hit 1 milli!
Dashie if u like link so much y not make a Zelda cartoon? XD
that would honestly be a good idea for him to do
He doesn't make them, he makes the script.
josh noel gctc. bv
Good idea drangonballz
I just wanna say thank you so much for making these funny ass videoes! You dont understand how much you help me. You make me laugh and smile when Im feeling like shit! I was so sad today but after watching ur video I could just smile and be happy. Im so glad I found ur channel not long ago. You deserve all of the subscribers you have and more! I would get so happy it you replied cause you rock! Haha love you Dashie :)
My boy... You threw those fireballs straight UP. 😂😂
play as shy guy. dont be shy. if your shy then have some.. chiiiiiiiiiiillllps.
Yasssss
Yeah, do that.
"He took my shit!" is one of my favorite Dashie lines ever. lmao!
LMFAOOO. Dashie you actually got 4th cuz you kept expecting it. Expect to get a better place and you will.
I don't think that's how it works
luigigamerocker That's EXACTLY how it works. Learn about the law of attraction. This isn't just some hippie/spiritual shit. It's as real as gravity.
iTzPrinceVince No.
iTzPrinceVince not necessarily, because in such a random game as this you can never guarantee a specific position when you can loose it at any point. whether or not he believes he will get fourth, the odds are constantly changing. you are right on some level, however.
Stop being so salty fellas lol, iTzPrinceVince proves a valid point. Expectations are akin to confidence and motivation. If they're high, you have a better chance of success, if they're low, not so much. It's practically a science, the same applies to situations from getting a girl to getting good shots in a basketball game. Skill is also a factor, even so they're motivated by how you expect to perform.
As far as this game goes, Dashie has no excuse to be in the place he ended up in. No Blue Shell dicked him in any part of the grand prix and he had ample time to recover from getting hit from other items, him sliding off Rainbow Road cost him a medal spot at the end.
I felt so bad cuz Dashie was really struggling but I fuckin died when he got fourfh anyway XD
the reason tanooki is a problem is because you own his orenge kart
Peridot The Crystal Gem Can’t even spell orange right. Take your ass back to school😂.
@@johant6952 that's how dashie spells orange
My boy Dash almost to that 1 Mill. Congratz :)
“It’s- it’s like me- and Yoshi.. FUCKING.. INTERTWINED OR SUM SHET, let’s do this SHET” fucking KILLED me 😹😹😹
I love how he predicted that he was going to end up 4th :D
I cant wait to watch this!! :D I love you Dashie. Been watching since your first video on your main channel.
I been watching Dashie since 300k on the gaming channel
Now look how far he has gone! :D
Yea he came far and I'm glad he did it's dope
WHY TF DOES DASHIE ALWAYS GET 4TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLACE!!!!!!
Dashie: "IT'S LIKE ME AND YOSHI FUCKING......INTERTWINED... OR SOME SHIT!!!"
......Pause...... super pause.....
Lmao, bruh.
I somehow knew Dashie would be getting that SIXFTH on Rainbow Road.
That's fuxked up. lol
Person:I liked how Homer Zapped Lisa in The Simpsons episode Mayored To The Mob and had no lines for the rest of the episode
Me- *plays **13:41** to him*
how is this not in the playlist? Dashieeee!
Damn u loyal af
Dashie do online multiplayer races. Up vote this so Dashie can see this!
Can you go back to being Yoshi?
I always enjoyed you and DK racing each other. ^_^
Lol he keep hating that Dong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just love his rants in the highlights. That shit has be rollin. Great job Dashie. The end rant was killer.
Ok is it just me or do I find his frustrations extremely hilarious when he does these game plays? That's why 150cc is always great..for us!! Lol
Dash, I wish you fell in love with a better set of wheels, hahaha the roller's are ass for the most part. Good video man, always loving the close finishes, especially on PPS.
Yo my boy can you do another GHETTO NEWS ANCHOR 2 please!!
***** rape him. He deserves that treatment.
P.S. Sorry if I wrote wrong some words
Hi +Golden Freddy lets hug?
Hello
What is hungry hungry up to?
Really wtf man that's funny as fuck yellow bear
Dashie has 6 letters, a triangle has 3 sides, 6+3=9
9+224.31=233.31
233.31/70= 3.333
3.33+6=9.33
9.33-4=5.33
5.33-2= 3.33 ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Then I guess you can compare Illuminati to any 6 letter name
Ramiro is ILLUMINATI TOO! HYPOCRITE!!!! HIS NAME HAS 6 LETTERS!!!! ILLUMMINATI CONFIRMED
The Young Gamer You a snitch fam
You are a wizard...
dear lord,this mans a genious
I was dying the whole time. Dashie, you're MK8 vids are my favorite!
I can't wait for play to play as Ludwig ( aka Wolverine Bitch-Ass) because he has some pretty sick stunts.
*you
The kart combination Dashie just picked is OP! When dlc first came out that's the fist kart set up used. 1st on all races 150cc
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!
1: hold breath for 5 minutes
2: die
You're right. It works, I'm dead!
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORK
1.Search Porn
2.Fap until No Fap November
Bonnie Is Coming 2009 called...
You don't die,you pass out and wake up like 10 minutes later.
Is it just me that likes to see dashie in 4th
+Asian Gaming No lmaoo. I like seeing him rage when he loses.
No, I die laughing when I see Dashie got 4th😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is Dashie ever going to play with the Animal Crossing characters or are they not out yet? =]
Not out till 2015
ok thnx!
***** With a resolve like that, I kind of hope you wake up to a snapping turtle chomping on your...diiiiugh.
***** hahaha! It's ok, Mike, the world isn't going to end because I made a small joke. If that's your response to a simple quip, I would hate to see your reaction if I were to actually insult you :-P remember, Neosporin is only for external use. Have a great night!
P.S. I can't be her white knight, I'm ethnic. Schmuck.
***** lol question: do you ever actually watch any of Dashie's videos? Because I feel like, if you did, you would understand the "diiiiiugh" reference...so, yeah, that's entirely your fault, chum :-/
Oh, and yes, I try to get girls by pointing out that I'm not white...it hasn't been working, maybe I should go around telling women they have nice racks, eh?
This is the first dasher video I saw and I’ve been hooked since 2014
1:02 Is it going to be on...like Donkey Kong??? LMAO BWAHAHAHA
I SWARE TO God that I was about to go to the comments to write that shit!
Dashie need to play a spongebob game
what the fuck are u talking about!!?!
Xavier Vasquez The Spongebob squarepants movie game. Truth or square, Globs of doom. Battle for Bikini Bottom. Have you ever owned Sony consoles before?
Zombz Infect battle for bikini bottom was the best :)
Battle for bikini bottom was one of the best games on ps2
i agree SquillSon Vatican Open | Reunion Leader
Dashie, havent you noticed that you have been doing much worse ever since you have gotten somewhat paranoid to drift? Don't be afraid when drifting, you can do it at almost every corner. Obviously, you aren't perfect at it, so you will fuck up sometimes, but you will fuck up all the time whether you drift or not anyways XD You will do better in the long run by drifting at most corners and getting that extra boost and smaller turn radius. #FukhAStamp
dashie tomorrow is my HAP! sorry about tho it's my HAPpy birthday Thursday can u wish me a happy birthday it would be great cuz I'm in a bad way right now and that would be the best and UR MY FAVORTIVE RUclipsR and my name is Thomas Dawson
come on guys like this comment so dashie can recognize
Happy early birthday🎉🎈🎂🎂🎂
Hey dashie I love your videos :D I had a shitty day today and it seems that your videos are the only thing that can make my day :3 keep it up!
I love it that you had tanooki mario , metal Mario, and the original Mario racing you.
Dashie, wouldn't it be easier to use strawpoll.me for your viewers to vote on which character they want to play as next?! :)
In my opinion i think it's pointless to play as your Mii in a costume of the character when you can just play as the actual character
shut uuuuuup
0
Sir Chris No
So I can play as actual Samus in MK8?
If u listened in the beginning of the episode he said he wanted to play as mii and yall wanted him to play as yoshi so he chose mii that looked like yoshi for everyone's benefit 😒
they see dachey rolling Dk hating
* Dashie
*dachie
+Khalid 1104 urr the Numbah wan dachie Fahn huh
5:11 im cryin 💀💀💀💀
I was like "aaaayyyyy" when Dashie started rapping Missy Elliot's song XD
Dashie PLEASE play cod advanced warfare sometime soon. We don't Care if your bad at it!
Ey waddup dash it's UR boi zero U know what I do if u have tight turns hehe(pause) u drift if u have tight turns but u have to do it at the right time
I may be wrong but it works for me
Did yall hear that? 1:09 "Look at the hom- look at donkey bitch ass" I repeat, "the hom-" OK Dashie what have u been hiding from us?? u and donkey are homies? I know this was uploaded like a year ago...
I did OMG 😱😱😱😱
I am pretty sure he was about to say homie Yoshi not Homie Donkey (bitch ass)
_nyHa he was gonna say yoshi but harambe got in the way
Dashie: "Don't talk about my little ass tires!!"
Me:...................."Look at them little ass tires 😂"
Lesson learned dashie ALWAYS CHOOSE ANYBODY EXCEPT YOU
Ludwig Von Koopa, Wolverine Bitch Ass.
You played one the easiest Rainbow Road and you fucked up lol
Your english is fucked up, my boy
amir moises Ok, and?
RAZORWING actually mk7 probably has the easiest rainbow road.
It's my birthday today :)
Happy B-Day! :3 *gives cookie cake* it can be whatever cookie you want .3. just *say* what *Cookie* flavor you *want*
Happy birthday
Happpppppy birthday!
happy birthday
Happy birthday even doe I'm way late lol
Right off the bat I thought he said "ITS LIKE ME AND YOSHI F*ING" PAUSE MA BOI 0:20
Funny moments
0:18
0:32
0:48
3:22
3:26
3:32
3:36
3:40
10:43
11:00
11:14
12:23
12:29
13:06
13:10
13:38
14:18
7:24
I thought you said you weren't playing yourself again tho....
Play has browser
Isabal hernandez can you add me
This goes out to dashie
Kenny Haase jr ya
Isabel Hernandez are you watching the wwe slammy award
Kenny Haase jr no I have to watch it at 9 I have cable tell me who one diva and superstar
Hahaha I swear you do the best commentary out if any youtuber keep it up
3:40 all the mario were in a row from 4th to 6th
Please play as Yoshi again! The Yoshi and Donkey feud was the whole reason I started watching your videos!
14:03 "I thought we was boys" 😂😂
I thought so too
0:45 "And Rainbow RRGH- BITCH! Just- GRR!" I Died
I LAUGH SO HARD ON THIS CHANNEL. LOVE IT DASHIE. MY STOMACH IS HURTING.
10:45 Dashie's best Homer Simpson voice
3 Marios? Mario,Metal Mario, and Tanooki Mario... wow. CLONES
Whenever Dashie gets a mushroom he says "I fux wit dat"
DAAAYUMM this was a stressful mario kart 8 gameplay for dashie!! Thats what makes it funny DOOOE XD
ever since dashie has been liking yoshie I been liking yoshie too
dude that kart design you got equals your swag,swag level = ITS OVER 9000000000000000000(A.K.A. super epic U get all the lady's)
1:09
Dashie: MOVE BITCH!
DK: Excuse me?
Dashie, you jinx the game a lot when you say what place you're gonna end up in! You have strong powers!
one of my favorite mario cart eps
At 13:36,I was crying😂
"Why couldn't that have been the last lap"?! ... dashies famous last words hahah!!
Good work @dashiexp i love all your vids but espically the mario cart ones . Keep doing your thing man youll make a change in the gaming community
Dashie: ME AND YOSHI FUCKING,
Me:Pause
Dashie:INTERTWINED
Me:oh
Looking forward to the 1 million subs dash, you get them soon :)
900,000 subs ..my boy dash coming for that million 😄 keep it up love u man NO PAUSE 😝❤
You are getting close to 1,000,000 subscribers. Good job!
Best part of these gameplays is the highlight reels. Lmao