40 year old social recluse wearing a covenant headband talks about peeing in sinks. At first it seemed like comedy, now I genuinely think something is wrong.
if he has such a problem with pee flying everywhere, why not just sit down and pee? i think dale was too afraid to come out of his room to use to the bathroom when he had a roommate so now he developed this nasty rog behavior also who tf is going to buy that swimming pool cap hat from dale? shii looks goofy asf
Ngl sitting down to pee as a man feels weird af.. I'm with Dale on this one but I think what you said is facts about him staying in his room to avoid his roommate 😂
1:42 - 1:58 Notice how the view-count magically pops to a 177 when placed his hand on something to 455 when he took his hand off of that same spot. That is hella-sus.
Go look at his analytics ….all but 300 of his subs are gifted and primes Only 300 individual paying fans The rest is a facade and twitch only counts like 2700 per month for ‘some odd reason’
Whenever this dude says he's gonna piss in someone else's sink I die of laughter like he always says that with no hesitation I wonder if whoever he still has left as a friend sees these vids and double check stuff in their bathrooms😂
How would peeing in the sink be any more sanitary for you or the bathroom😭 now all the “pee particles” are gonna be around where you wash your face and brush your teeth
How the hell do you reach a logical conclusion of pissing where people wash their hands, makes more sense than pissing in a toilet???... This dude is very uncilvulized
How is your piss stream pieces in the sink and bottles better than the toilet? Does he not know bacteria can seep from the bottle. 1:50 he probably still craps in the tub.
Dale's Dents - "why should I buy a beanie from u for $25?" Dale - "if u invite me to your house I'll piss in your sink" Dale's Dents - "I'll take two and will have the sink ready"
Imagine claiming a city that you need to drive almost an hour to even enter the outskirts of it “I’m from LA but it’s a quarter tank of gas before i even see it”
Using a bottle is only valid in an emergency - like "if I don't pee in this bottle I'll pee in my pants" emergency. Doing it on the regular is some broke bitch bullshit.
So pissing in the sink where people wash they dishes or eat they food since its in the kitchen is better, Than pissing in the room made for pissing 😐 he makes no sense
Idk what's scarier, walking into your home to see a complete stranger robbing your house or walking in on a 40 year old man with chicken legs pissing in your sink 🤔. Nah you know what, somebody pissing in your sink is definitely scarier 😬
Bruh I remember pissing in sinks occasionally to avoid the ominously perma dirty toilet at our old house, or even in the garden but come on... at others' place too?? bottles??
So, the piss stream “microscopically” doesn’t always hit its target, but shitting in the toilet & flushing doesn’t “microscopically” spread diarrhea particles in the air?
@@lowtierpodpiper exactly he doesnt know what oblivious means are what richter scale mean but we’re supposed to believe he knows about satire lol dale has zero self awareness i doubt this is satire
return of the best LTG troll channel
Them tight ass beanies choking tf out of his brain bruh
LMAOOOOOO made me spit out my food with this brah
It's called cleaning up dale. You can mop floors and wipe down your toilet
Nah hygiene is rog activity
40 year old social recluse wearing a covenant headband talks about peeing in sinks. At first it seemed like comedy, now I genuinely think something is wrong.
40 years old goooddaaamn
Covenant headband? Don't you mean bully magnet?
So pissing in the toilet is unsanitary because it splashes everywhere but apparently in the sink it doesn’t? Dale’s IQ is rock bottom
Rog bottom lol
@@brycehammond4125 ☠☠☠
@@brycehammond4125😂😂😂😂
Excuse you that man is a top scholar graduated top of the class in Lancaster University
@@brycehammond4125😂
Dale talking about his new “establishment” like he’s getting ready to leave that crusty ass Section 8 apartment.
Imagine if Dale put as much effort into becoming an actor as he does into upholding his rigorous bottlepissing regimen
Anyone that can discuss shitting and pissing in such strange detail for this long genuinely has deep seated issues.
defeats the whole purpose of having a toilet. rog logic
where do you crap?
@@ma-saracen definitely not in the shower
@@clave2049💀
@@ma-saracenyou failed.
@@Moon_Dashernot really he had a point that makes sense lol
Probably got banned from Evo cause he got caught pissing in bottles
Lmao bro
Piss was probably splashing all over the Melty Blood setups in there...
@sora4440 LMAO y'all are crazy
“My new establishment”
He doesn’t urinate on the toilet because that’s where he makes his prison wine 🍷
Low tier hygiene
Well safe to know that he's pissed in all his friends sinks. That's disgusting.
Now it makes sense why he got mad at his ex roommate for leaving bowls in the sink
He doesn't have any friends though
@@Ricki_47 lol
@@revivedkyoumahououin1585i wonder why lol
I still can't believe Dale genuinely thinks he is cleanly person. He is completely insane and loves living in his own little world.
Let alone a “deity”
How can u be 39 years old and still not be potty trained, insane
He isnt using words right again, and overusing it in one sentence is insane. 😂 "Microscopicly" 💀 that should be a meme song.
Does he also not know that microscopically pee is sterile.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Dale uses the toilet water for his cereal.
“They try and send for me”
"Take my piss gallon, see"
"I piss in a bottle like every daaayyyy..."
“I don’t use a toilet, see”
Wtf is he peeing in sinks for 😂😂😂😂😂
this 40 yr old man has lost his mind
if he has such a problem with pee flying everywhere, why not just sit down and pee? i think dale was too afraid to come out of his room to use to the bathroom when he had a roommate so now he developed this nasty rog behavior
also who tf is going to buy that swimming pool cap hat from dale? shii looks goofy asf
LMFAOOOOOO
Ngl sitting down to pee as a man feels weird af.. I'm with Dale on this one but I think what you said is facts about him staying in his room to avoid his roommate 😂
1:42 - 1:58 Notice how the view-count magically pops to a 177 when placed his hand on something to 455 when he took his hand off of that same spot. That is hella-sus.
yeah wtf? this dude for sure bots!
Woah, trolls are also conspiracy theorists now
@@MatheDeath whats up haze
@@MatheDeathare you Dale or just one of his lames?
Go look at his analytics ….all but 300 of his subs are gifted and primes
Only 300 individual paying fans
The rest is a facade and twitch only counts like 2700 per month for ‘some odd reason’
you guys do realize he most likely picked this habit up, when he spent some time for that felony. it makes sense
PISSING IN SOMEONE’s SINK??????
Note to self never invite Dale into your house.
Whenever this dude says he's gonna piss in someone else's sink I die of laughter like he always says that with no hesitation
I wonder if whoever he still has left as a friend sees these vids and double check stuff in their bathrooms😂
covenant: drip for the sink enjoyers 🤣
Covenant rankers be hovering over his sink trying to get the last bits of dribble
so... at people's homes, bars, clubs, airports... he just pissing in the sink
How would peeing in the sink be any more sanitary for you or the bathroom😭 now all the “pee particles” are gonna be around where you wash your face and brush your teeth
Literally you put all your food and plates in the sink. Besides poop and pee whats going on your toilet?
They remedied this problem when they invented the toilet-seat-lift function and scrubbing brushes.
he might even use his cat litter box to do all of that stuff
Lol, this duu cannot just be normal, can he? 😂😂😂
3:42 Cause all the other bathrooms are gonna have shit stains in the tub and piss jugs where decorations are supposed to be lmaooo
"one of my biggest fears was always someone barging in and catching me pissing in their sink" What?
How the hell do you reach a logical conclusion of pissing where people wash their hands, makes more sense than pissing in a toilet???... This dude is very uncilvulized
How is your piss stream pieces in the sink and bottles better than the toilet? Does he not know bacteria can seep from the bottle.
1:50 he probably still craps in the tub.
Does homeboy not realize he can sit and pee?
So wait, he shits in toilets, but won't pee there?
nope, according to his only ex, he shits in the shower 🤣 idk why tf people listen to this dude
What mental trauma causes this?
Dale's Dents - "why should I buy a beanie from u for $25?"
Dale - "if u invite me to your house I'll piss in your sink"
Dale's Dents - "I'll take two and will have the sink ready"
0:49 You do realize that you can sit on the toilet seat then piss so there’s less splash right?
Imagine claiming a city that you need to drive almost an hour to even enter the outskirts of it
“I’m from LA but it’s a quarter tank of gas before i even see it”
So in other words, if Dale ever been at your home.... 99.9% chance, he pee'ed in your sink 😂. 0.1% was in a water bottle.
more than likely
All trolls do is clip everything out of context
- Dale
Note to self: dont let LTG in my bathroom
He’ll just use the kitchen sink
Pissing in a bottle isn’t better, part of me thinks this is just a coping method for scatt play
Using a bottle is only valid in an emergency - like "if I don't pee in this bottle I'll pee in my pants" emergency. Doing it on the regular is some broke bitch bullshit.
"micro-SCOPP ICK LEE" 🗣️🗣️
Sit down to pee fixes everything. The other day I saw a guy pissing with his pants down by his knees lmao
Lmao wtf
Dale squats to piss in his bottle.
0:37 then sit down when you pee goofball
“New Age Black”
So pissing in the sink where people wash they dishes or eat they food since its in the kitchen is better, Than pissing in the room made for pissing 😐 he makes no sense
Some absolute regard tried arguing in tarmans chat that dale isn't a lolcow...... hope he see this...
Ok i cant defend that one, understandable he doesnt like microscopic bullshit but no one will try to argue about y u pissed in their sink
that’s why you clean the toilet and floor in the bathroom😭what’s this nga talking about
Bro cmon this is ltg we talking about.. type of dude that only eats with paper plates and plastic forks
"microscopically"
He also poo in bath tubs.
Idk what's scarier, walking into your home to see a complete stranger robbing your house or walking in on a 40 year old man with chicken legs pissing in your sink 🤔. Nah you know what, somebody pissing in your sink is definitely scarier 😬
If you somehow get piss all over the place whilst using the toilet that’s a literal skill issue man
Since he's ok with peeing while going number 2...Has it ever occurred to him he could just... Pee sitting down?
Oh wait nvm, women do that.
@@OddSaucemen can do it too i think dudes should sit down its easier and more clean
@@OddSaucewait i think i get ur joke…
"When I get into my new establishment" you mean if. Mr. Low Income God
lol he thinking he wil ever get a real crib he is more delusional then in 2023
Bruh I remember pissing in sinks occasionally to avoid the ominously perma dirty toilet at our old house, or even in the garden but come on... at others' place too?? bottles??
Too much information.
Pissing in sinks is outta pocket anyway
@@aaronpride9581 you chose to read it
@@demonofpurgatory5188wow, you're actually going against Grand Master Dale for once?
very surprising
This sounds like it should be a stand up routine, but I think he’s actually serious like WTH
What's with the beanie
So, the piss stream “microscopically” doesn’t always hit its target, but shitting in the toilet & flushing doesn’t “microscopically” spread diarrhea particles in the air?
Why not just clean around the toilet? What kind of scholar logic is that to pee in a SINK?
What the hell is wrong with this dude
When I say bum
...you say "It's time for men!"
I really don’t see the logic here
There is none. If he's this pressed, he can just sit down.
Unc raged quit the toilet
@@CosmicVoid_119 Clipped and clapped off the toilet. UNC got banned, from pissing in public sinks.
I thought this was like a 2010 LTG take I didn’t know he swas still doing this shit at 40
And this is why no one will ever take you seriously, Daley Boi
But not too long ago, he said he doesnt want people pissing in his toilets out of spite
Unc really losing his mind !
WENISAYBUM
If anybody’s curious, I made a “when I say bum” type beat on my featured music channel lmao
This is bum behavior bro
he think piss is blood or something lol
How bad is this man's piss stream that it "gets everywhere"?
"Microscopoply" tiny brain
I’m not following the logic. It seems like it would make more sense to piss in the bathroom area rather than where you keep and prepare food
Just sit down!
That hat is extra gay
what the FUCK is he talking about
bruhh
what
Lololololololol
? lol
How do people not see through his satire and take him dead on lmao
Because dale is an idiot and everyone knows it…except you i guess
Because unc doesn't understand satire. Also, does Dale know you're watching a troll vid? That's treason, bruh.
obviously he's just trolling, that's what keeps him relevant, cuz his below average in tekken 8
@@lowtierpodpiper exactly he doesnt know what oblivious means are what richter scale mean but we’re supposed to believe he knows about satire lol dale has zero self awareness i doubt this is satire
Dale doesn't do satire. Dude is literally pissing in bottles
Dale finally moving out of the Casa de Lancaster?
When I say bum