At my friends house, I saw a cactus. It looked really fake. My thoughts were immediately like “touch it to find out”. It was in fact a real cactus…that hurt.
You know we could test it or we could just not touch it But I've literally been there one of my friends moms has a cactus and she touched the top where the needles weren't sharp so I touch it I will never do that again it took a week for all of them to come out we are no longer friends 😂
@@NAWALzm Not exactly, for this context it doesn't even matter, but in a psychological stricter context is definitely different. Impulsive thoughts are ideas, thoughts, etc, that become involuntary actions; tend to not be rational and before you can think of the action you already did it. Intrusive thoughts are ideas and thoughts that come apparently from nowhere, can be even disgusting to the person with those, and aren't the reality of what the person really feels or thinks. I think that last thing is the key point, intrusive thoughts aren't the real projection of the person, and impulsive thoughts can be the real feeling that the person has but without realizing the consequences to their actions.
Bro the only time you touch a cactus is if you fall like on the biking trail. I remember in April of 2023 I was biking on some trails near my house with my adult cousin. And I was going on a bump and I fell on a paddle cactus. It hurt so bad (manned up and didn't cry). I had to bike home shirtless with spines in my him thigh knee and all over my elbow. I'm so Arizonian that I can touch a cactus with out getting hurt.
If you need answers from someone tied up, im sure they would tell you immediately if you threaten to grab a certain part of them with a splinter glove like that
One time when I was eight years old I was waking around an ikea when I saw a cactus they had for sale and since it was one of those cacti with tiny spikes I didn’t even think it had any so I gripped it like my life depended on it and covered my hand in quills
My advice, as someone who grew up barefoot in the desert; be very serious about watching your feet and the ground around you when you're hiking in the southwest. There are lots of things out there that want to stab your feet and there are snakes and scorpions to worry about too.
Jesus loves you, He really wants you in Heaven and wants a relationship with you. Are you gonna say yes to the King? Repent and do the will of the Father to be saved. Don’t put it off, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and Believe God raised Him from the dead to be saved. (Romans 10:9) For God so loved the world He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life (John 3:16.) I really hope you repent and come to know Jesus. All the glory to my Great God. Amen.😊😊😊
I’ve done it before because it was dark outside and my ball fell into my aunts cactus’s in her front yard and I dug my hand in them to grab the ball and they were all over my hands it took a while to get them off till this day idk if o have a few stuck in my hand
I did. When I was younger, I played hide & seek with my siblings and for some reason though that hiding behind a cactus is a smart idea. I touched it with my hand. I didn't tell anybody about it and removed the spine myself. It still hurt afterwards. There were tiny pieces still in my hand for days
I do reccomend not touching a cactus directly in the first place buuut In the event that you do, it's advisable not to use glue, as it can be difficult to manage and may result in further irritation. Instead, consider using things like tape if the spines are not deeply embedded in your skin.
Damn, doesn't your entire body would hurt afterwards even after pulling all those cactus needles? Cuz I used to accidentally tounched cactus on my entire left leg. My left leg had a different kind of pain sensation even after I pulled it out.
bro forgot about arizona and colorado and nevada and california and mexico… i mean seriously i’ve had to do this… there’s actually much less cacti in the saharan desert than you may think, meanwhile in the sonoran desert there’s cactus everywhere you look; I have many in my yard, and really cacti are just everwhere here,,, and plenty of houses and stores with glue
For people who ask why would you touch a cactus, you may end up in a cartoon show where you get slapped by a cactus then you have to get the spikes off
One time at a Home Depot, I saw an awesome cactus, and really wanted it. I was young, so I grabbed the little plastic cup it was potted in, and went to ask my mom if we could get it. She said no, and when I went to put it back on the shelf, I missed the slot, and it fell. Worst. Ninja. Instinct. Moment. I caught the full cactus in my hand, and spent three hours crying and slowly pulling them out.
DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO MY DAD WHEN I WAS A BABY. My dad saw a cactus and tried to scare me with it but the spines got in his and. The first spine came off but the other was stuck for a month.
If I touch a cactus I've already made some questionable decisions.
Frfr😂
@2lrmssk STOP IT, I'M GONNA REPORT YOU TO RUclips
My 🙀
Edit: uwu
@2lrmssk ...
@@IHateZachDfilmsnot this bot bruh
“If you touch a cactus”
my two braincells: should we do it?
yes
probably
SAME LOLLLL
@@KevYesZackNo you are either a bot or a troll
@@Bac0nRulezWhy do i feel like bot ?
"What Are you scared of?"
"Zack's Animations" 💀💀
Zackophobia 😂
💀🤣🤣🤣 wha the hack is this sekeleton face!
Really my heart was burn during touch time😂
But dose it hert
My names Zack lol
At my friends house, I saw a cactus. It looked really fake. My thoughts were immediately like “touch it to find out”. It was in fact a real cactus…that hurt.
You know we could test it or we could just not touch it
But I've literally been there one of my friends moms has a cactus and she touched the top where the needles weren't sharp so I touch it I will never do that again it took a week for all of them to come out we are no longer friends 😂
No you didn’t liar
@@mr.timezone1336 …yes I did…
Why didn't you use an object to test
Lesson learnt: don’t touch a cactus
We would love to play Gacha life together
Mistake: it's actually how to removed the cactus in our hand
imagine commenting 3 times on a yt short
Bruh@@zenvenn4
@@IHateZachDfilmsWe don’t like online dating like you do
"If you touch a cactus"
"Why will i touch a cactus?"
I mean, if your intrusive thoughts win
@@Intercept1988 bro they’re the same thing 🗿
They’re actually pretty delicious ngl(not joking at all)
@@michaelmyers6105they are! 😅
@@NAWALzm Not exactly, for this context it doesn't even matter, but in a psychological stricter context is definitely different.
Impulsive thoughts are ideas, thoughts, etc, that become involuntary actions; tend to not be rational and before you can think of the action you already did it.
Intrusive thoughts are ideas and thoughts that come apparently from nowhere, can be even disgusting to the person with those, and aren't the reality of what the person really feels or thinks.
I think that last thing is the key point, intrusive thoughts aren't the real projection of the person, and impulsive thoughts can be the real feeling that the person has but without realizing the consequences to their actions.
“Yo I have a hand made of glue!”
Wanna get *spiked*
Even without splinters, i still liked to peel off the glue when I was younger 😂
Did you eat the glue too???
Ikr
What does the glue taste like?
Soap.@@Kanbarusu
How would you know @@Fusion56
After Watching:
"Is this Fr??
"Lemme Try it"
Edit:Tysm for 5k likes,this is the most likes I've got yet
Did it work
stop edging us
Fr like whos gonna purposly touch a cactus 🌵 💀😭
What...@@arrayy_1876
@@arrayy_1876 how tf are you on here
"I broke a friend's spine.
Can i glue it back?"
What Google will give me:
Do you mean
Where is central prison ?
Underrated
@@jellylover555 what the hell is underrated
@@YOUARE_370HSSVgood and overrated is bad u got lucky
@@YOUARE_370HSSVDo you mean: How to go to get killed? The police are abt to give you a death sentence, so don’t worry!
"If you touch a cactus-
Me: "Who tf would touch a cactus?"
Also me: "Let's do it-
That glue hand was sentient
“We going to the desert? Alr where’s my glue”
Bro the only time you touch a cactus is if you fall like on the biking trail. I remember in April of 2023 I was biking on some trails near my house with my adult cousin. And I was going on a bump and I fell on a paddle cactus. It hurt so bad (manned up and didn't cry). I had to bike home shirtless with spines in my him thigh knee and all over my elbow. I'm so Arizonian that I can touch a cactus with out getting hurt.
yooooo i live in Arizona too@@pancakefor1
@@KevYesZackNo cringey
Nope@@KevYesZackNo
@@KevYesZackNo I prefer gacha life 2
the way the fingers just bent 💀
Swelling I presume. Even if the joint is not punctured the area around it can become incredibly tender and inflamed.
@@paulleakeii6388no, just a weird bonerig😂
Fr
💺🌐🖥️🖱️⌨️🛋️📺📟🏜️
Fr
"wow, that's a cool souvenir! How'd ya make it?"
"a cactus💀"
“If you touch a cactus,you’ll probably get the spines stuck in you!”
That made me regret my life decisions 😭💀
"If you touch a cactus"
*Proceeds to grab it like his life depends on it*
If you need answers from someone tied up, im sure they would tell you immediately if you threaten to grab a certain part of them with a splinter glove like that
@@NimbleChip5342you know from experience?
Who knows one day you might sit on the cactus and trying to peel those out of your rectum and then this video might be lifesaver?
One time when I was eight years old I was waking around an ikea when I saw a cactus they had for sale and since it was one of those cacti with tiny spikes I didn’t even think it had any so I gripped it like my life depended on it and covered my hand in quills
4.9K likes and only 2 replies let me correct it😂
Directions unclear. Am now stuck inside a cactus, pouring glue on myself
what
I’m gonna put my wiener on a cactus 😅
Okay, you killed me xD
Huh
SAY NO DIDDY
My advice, as someone who grew up barefoot in the desert; be very serious about watching your feet and the ground around you when you're hiking in the southwest. There are lots of things out there that want to stab your feet and there are snakes and scorpions to worry about too.
Actually, maybe just watch your feet in general. There are venomous snakes all over the world.
"OW I TOUCJED A CACTUS!"
"WHAT SHOULD I DO"
"Got any glue?"
"WE'RE IN THE DESSERT"
This feels like a "piss on a jellyfish sting" moment.
lol
@@Datsmileyb0ithat's his point, this doesn't seem like it would help at all
I laughed so hard at this 💀🙏
Cactus ain't even that bad I used to raw dog prickly pear fruit as a kid
@WeyTheGreat what did I just read 😂😂😂😂😂 nugga u Wilding 😂
Just don't high five a cactus💀
@@IHateZachDfilms bro wtf are you doing here + why tf do you play gacha life💀💀💀
@@IHateZachDfilms fuck no
@@BronzeDaSillyBoiYT scammers
@IHateZachDfilms Nah, I'm good.
@@IHateZachDfilms gacha life 💀
Life lesson: when exploring desserts bring glue
Dontcha mean desert? I don't know if glue will taste good on ice cream lol
Sry autocorrect
" If you touch a cactus" 🌵
Me - First of all I'm NEVER touching them and secondly THAT'S ALL.
Brain: "Did you do it?"
Hand: "yes"
And no💀
Nerves: Pain sensors activate
Brain: Uh oh
👎👎👎👎👎
Brain: “What did it cost?”
Hand: “ Everything..”
DO WHAT ID UNDERSTAND
Instructions unclear, I'm now fully covered in glue.
Underrated Comment
Lol
Bro hugged the cactus
“Jizz”
Old joke.
Who even touches an cactus like that???
*“You sure? Lets try it!”*
"Let's go to desert🌵"
" Y'all where is my glue "
EDIT : holy cow i never got 3k likes
Thank you🌹❤❤❤🙏😊😊😊😱😱✨✨🌟✨✨
No toothpaste
@@Mason-25he said glue
You can use my glue😏
😂😂😂😂
@@ZANDACROSS7 freaky ahh comment
dude that hand movement at the end looked more painful than the cactus touching
That's what thought to😂
This comment is awesome ahaha
FRRRR
Funny is i could do that all the time due to having an extra joint in my fingers lol
Who came here from a green screen kid
👇🏻
"if you touch a cactus"
The hand: *grabes it like it doesn't hurt*
“this will pull tha spikes out evenly”
My brain: “and a perfect glove to shake that one teachers hand with”
💀
LOL😂
my teachers hands so wrinkly and disgusting to touch🤮
Fr
Jesus loves you, He really wants you in Heaven and wants a relationship with you. Are you gonna say yes to the King? Repent and do the will of the Father to be saved. Don’t put it off, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and Believe God raised Him from the dead to be saved. (Romans 10:9) For God so loved the world He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life (John 3:16.) I really hope you repent and come to know Jesus. All the glory to my Great God. Amen.😊😊😊
“If you touch a cactus” Why would anyone touch a cactus 💀
*don’t read my name_.* 🌛
I mean, it could happen by accident if you were near a cactus and weren’t aware of it until the last moment.
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_Bot
We love gacha life
accidentally
I once sat on a cactus on accident. You heard me, SAT on a cactus. Lets just say, it was not a very fun time.
The way the fingers move💀
Instructions unclear, i am glued to a cactus :(
damn man 💀
Underrated comment
🙂🔫💀🔫🙃🫠
That's rough
Bro's watching Zack D films while stuck to a cactus in the middle of nowhere 💀
“Why do you have glue in your pocket”
“You wouldn’t understand”
Would you like to go to Paris with me and play Gacha life over there
Lmfao
@@zenvenn4ok
@@zenvenn4 who was in paris
Produce glue
If i ever try this:
"Why are you touching a cactus?"
"Because i want to drink cactus juice.. i was told it was the quenchest"
Well Zack, what if *"I don't bring"* any Glue in my Adventure, so... The old Pulled out manually is the answer.
"easy bro. Just use your glue."
"Really Nathan? We're in the middle of Sahara desert. Where am i supposed to get a glue?"
Nathan: "You don't carry glue when walking anywhere with a catus, bro? Step ya game up. Here, I got some."
@@InfiniteSkiegh Did bro start doing yk
Duh, from a glue shop
@@zerezartz12 seconds ago
@@RinazGacha 46 minutes ago
"If you touch a cactus"
Me: "If?"
"You could do that you COULD.But why would you do any of that" -Jontron
when
I’ve done it before because it was dark outside and my ball fell into my aunts cactus’s in her front yard and I dug my hand in them to grab the ball and they were all over my hands it took a while to get them off till this day idk if o have a few stuck in my hand
WHY THE HAND MOVE LIKE THAT 💀
Instructions unclear
Now I’m in the hospital to remove both a layer of glue and spines 😢
Can't believe the hand wasn't marked as Zack 💀
Not even the glue 💀
Not even the Subtitles 💀
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
@@IHateZachDfilms yeah
@@IHateZachDfilms what ur username
"If you touch a cactus..." I don't think people just give a cactus a big slap lol
@@KevYesZackNo fr? or as a joke lol
they do if it's damn THICC though... 😏
@@jerrywen2013 he is a bot
I did. When I was younger, I played hide & seek with my siblings and for some reason though that hiding behind a cactus is a smart idea. I touched it with my hand.
I didn't tell anybody about it and removed the spine myself. It still hurt afterwards. There were tiny pieces still in my hand for days
@@projectgamer_YT uhhh okay
“If you touch a cactus… too bad get over it, we ain’t doing nothin for you.”
"If you touch a cactus."
Proceeds to grab the cactus viciously.
How to not get pinched by a cactus:
“Don’t touch it”
Nah uve fallen into a cactus before 😂
The spines of the cylinder-shaped cactuses are actually thick enough not to break, the flat-leaved catci are the ones you should be watching out for
Fucking genius
I do reccomend not touching a cactus directly in the first place buuut In the event that you do, it's advisable not to use glue, as it can be difficult to manage and may result in further irritation. Instead, consider using things like tape if the spines are not deeply embedded in your skin.
How do you put tape over spikes?
@@AidenOBrien-hf1zmidk probably wrap it around the side of it? 🤷♂️
Bro let his intrusive thoughts win💀
If you touch a cactus
My singular brain cell; "no balls"
Me: *In the desert in pain waiting for the glue to dry*
cAn I pLaY gAcHa LiFe WiTh yOu?
Dude it's a joke
@@ihaveyourip223sure
That’s what I’ve been wondering too
Better than pulling each one out individually
@@noorhafifi6534 Do you not understand? It's a joke!
That animation was both horrifying and satisfying at the same time
Better yet, don’t touch a cactus
"hey, what's your favorite video?"me making cactus spine on my hand:
Instruction unclear, I glued my hand to the cactus
Oh no💀
Underrated comment xD
Heh. Cactus hand.
Oh no 😳
Instructions unclear, I used the wrong kind of glue 💀
*I touch a catcus*
Brain:what do we do?
Braincell 100:apply gl-
Braincell 1000:pull it out agressivally
Brain:yessir let me sent that information
literally me
You even have that much brain cells?💀💀💀💀
@@armindersingh9121Nope 💀
Plot twist: His brain cell IDs are in binary
@@69k_gold That explains it he only had 8 brain cells
Step one : don't touch a cactus
I just watched this video and in my mind "should i put a glue on the cactus?.."
Rare footage zach not making his cactus brand
Even more weird that the glue wasn't branded as Zack
"So instead you should apply a layer of glue"
Someone in the middle of the dessert: *How*
why are you in the middle of a cake
@jimothybimothy6 what is bro saying 💀
@@LumineScara-tp9swthe original poster spelt desert as “dessert” which is a type of food people eat after dinner. (or really whenever) 😃
@@jimothybimothy6 hahahahahaha 🤣
Hopeu Like The Pastry
Lesson learned (Don’t touch cactus)
"If you touch a cactus"
"I won't."
“You should glue a layer of glue”
“I’m at the desert where would I get glue💀” Edit: omg tyy for the likes I’ve never got this much!
Just get cactus sap and acacia gum
Then mix it. You will have a glue.
Bring before in dessert
Make it yourself 😉
Before you go get glue
@@Mf_2.O. oh gosh...
i straight up fell entirely into a cactus
im not even joking i wish i was
Damn, doesn't your entire body would hurt afterwards even after pulling all those cactus needles? Cuz I used to accidentally tounched cactus on my entire left leg. My left leg had a different kind of pain sensation even after I pulled it out.
Ouchy it must be very painful
@@Turtle-lanprobably because the needles broke and stayed inside your skin.
o̶i̶l̶ u̶p̶
glue up
Yout face too? If that's the case. Didn't you got spines over your eyes?
First of all, WHY WOULD I FRICKIN TOUCH A CACTUS???
Is this why kids put glue on their hands
“If you grab a cactus”
If you grab a cactus you’ve been watching too much damn coyote peterson
This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve, that man is somethin’ else 😂
Lmao I love Coyote Peterson
😂😂
**Touched a Cactus Facingly**
**Got a spine in the back of a hand**
Me: Nice logic!
Life hack: instead of putting glue on it instead just don't touch a cactus
-Whatcha doin
-wait for this glue to dry
Instructions unclear: Cant peel Gorilla Glue off💀
Ha ha good one 😂
True I use it to cook it was the only glue I had
Àaaaasaaahhhhhhhuh😮😮😮😮😮
"Get some glue"
Yes, because in the desert where some cacti reside they have glue in abundance
bro forgot about arizona and colorado and nevada and california and mexico… i mean seriously i’ve had to do this… there’s actually much less cacti in the saharan desert than you may think, meanwhile in the sonoran desert there’s cactus everywhere you look; I have many in my yard, and really cacti are just everwhere here,,, and plenty of houses and stores with glue
Cacti is in all continents (except antartica)
Thats why u bring some js in case bc youn know it’s cactus
Sahara already means desert in arabic
@@mkXII12Desert squared
Not only have I touched a cactus I have SAT on one 😂😂
Did it atleast feel good sitting on it😏😏
Instructions unclear, the glue is glued to my skin
New fear unlocked 😨
Never touch a cactus 🌵
@2lrmssk STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
What an original comment
So are you implying that you would’ve touched a cactus before this video?
Bot 🤖🤖
That's funny because I live in Arizona. We have a ton of cactuses.
For people who ask why would you touch a cactus, you may end up in a cartoon show where you get slapped by a cactus then you have to get the spikes off
The goofy ahh move when the hand touched the cactus💀
People who came from FunhouseTV
👇🏻
"Oh no, i touched a cactus... Let me pull out my glue bottle i very much considered to bring on an expidition through the dessert" 💀
That’s a good idea
**cactus spines off by glue at 12 seconds**
**someone “LittleCoblets (bad)” touches a cactus**
**Presses nuke button**
**The button is stuck**
Even the hand was traumatized. 💀💀💀
Rip to the bros that fell testicle first into a cactus.
This guy didn't touch it, he straight up played tricks on it 💀
“Are we going to the desert mom?” 1 HOUR LATER YOU TOUCH A CACTUS. “MOOOOOM WHERES MY GLUE” *cries*
Makes sense
😂
Underrated comment😂😂😂😂
And your mom hands you super glue😂😂
this is the stupidest comment i’ve ever read, grown ass man btw
One time at a Home Depot, I saw an awesome cactus, and really wanted it. I was young, so I grabbed the little plastic cup it was potted in, and went to ask my mom if we could get it. She said no, and when I went to put it back on the shelf, I missed the slot, and it fell. Worst. Ninja. Instinct. Moment. I caught the full cactus in my hand, and spent three hours crying and slowly pulling them out.
DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO MY DAD WHEN I WAS A BABY. My dad saw a cactus and tried to scare me with it but the spines got in his and. The first spine came off but the other was stuck for a month.
Whyyyyyyyyy
I touched one that had that fluffy looking stuff with thorns under it as a kid. Ow!!
That must be a pain in the balls
@@GamerChick5567Floof cacti :3
How the fuck are u gonna touch a cactus in the first place???
Lesson : Don't touch cactus
“Okay…WHY would you touch a cactus?!”
“…for science 🤓”
"If you touch a cactus"
*grabs it like there is no tomorrow*
LOL this comment had me laughing icl
"911 what's your emergency?"
My hand got hurt because of the cactus
Instructions unclear - Hand glued to gentlemans sausage.
Moral of the story: Don't ever touch a cactus if you love your life 😂
😮😮😢😢
what if you want to kill yourse-
Bro the glue hand was really saying “ I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY”😂😂😂
bro let his intrusive thoughts win
If I am touching cactus myself,I surely won't have brain cells to remember using glue
"If you touch a cactus"
"WTH Zack, did you necessarily have to show that?!?!"
NPC comment
Yes because I'm casually going to go give a cactus a high five.
Well I did once 💀
Dɪᴅ ɪᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛ?@@snehaghoshroy7053
How
Nah bro thought he was invincible
“Now son don’t touch that cactus!”