I love theb’s new merch, but I’m a little bit confused. I purchased some merchandise with Theb’s face on it, and then when I was boarding my plane to Hong Kong some weird Rare employee pulled me aside and gave me this funny tasting drink. I don’t remember much, but there was a lot of bees, a dark room, screaming, and apparently I’m now on the No Fly list in 37 countries? Kinda confusing, but still recommend purchasing the merch. Scrom Doglin!
This is the most theb video ever: -FOTD -massiveSponge -really bad mics -afk for no reason -offensive names -kids who are too young to play this game -cheaters at the end
There should be a .0001 chance that graymarrow is replaced with a breakdancing cow with scarabs this is why thef and crungle need to be on the sot board of directors
9:14 the legendary crud battle cry. often compared to that of a cow, this roar sends fear into the spines of his foes. Here, he uses it on an unsuspecting child currently repairing his ship
it's simple, they don't watch it at all. they see the report count, slap a ban button in some kid's hand and say "go handle it." why would they do something as stupid as interact with the playerbase?
for anyone actually curious the teeth chattering sound is actually the ps5 adaptive triggers with their strength set to strong (when you repair for some reason they go off repeatedly) but with that said why he had it set to that strength it makes noise or why he wouldn't listen i have no answers for
Here’s another song my love **Verse 1:** I saw you standing there, a light in your eyes, The world was spinning, but you froze the time. I don’t know your name, but something feels so right, It's the way you move, like you're dancing in the night. **Chorus:** Theb, it's the way you move, Like a rhythm in my heart that I can’t refuse. Every step you take, every glance you give, Theb, you make me feel alive, you make me want to live. **Verse 2:** Your smile's like a fire that burns me inside, Your touch is a whisper, pulling me to your side. No need for words, I can feel it in the air, Theb, you're the answer to every silent prayer. **Chorus:** Theb, it's the way you move, Like a rhythm in my heart that I can’t refuse. Every step you take, every glance you give, Theb, you make me feel alive, you make me want to live. **Bridge:** When the night fades away and the stars disappear, I’ll hold onto theb, keep you near. You’re the melody that plays when I'm lost, With you, Theb, I’ll never count the cost. **Chorus:** Theb, it’s the way you move, Like a rhythm in my heart that I can’t refuse. Every step you take, every glance you give, Theb, you make me feel alive, you make me want to live. **Outro:** Theb, it’s you and me, Dancing through eternity. In your arms, I’ve found my song, Theb, with you, I belong
He was making it and a bee came in his room and he said “the bee” but he had text to speech on and it wrote it out and then be accidentally pressed confirm. At least that’s what I heard
Bro every time I play my brain cells off each other absolutely love y'all's content sadly I'd be dead upon speaking for I'm American however keep up the amazing work can't wait to maybe 1 day run into you. Unlikely but I hope you'd at least try some of the more amazing skits on me.
I love when people use their speakers for audio but play with a microphone. Surely there can't be a device you wear on your head that emits soundwaves directly into your ears and even comes with a mic to screech your wonderful soundwaves directly into other's ears with.
I love theb’s new merch, but I’m a little bit confused. I purchased some merchandise with Theb’s face on it, and then when I was boarding my plane to Hong Kong some weird Rare employee pulled me aside and gave me this funny tasting drink. I don’t remember much, but there was a lot of bees, a dark room, screaming, and apparently I’m now on the No Fly list in 37 countries? Kinda confusing, but still recommend purchasing the merch. Scrom Doglin!
LMAO
And I thought I got it bad with 13 countries...
That's weird because I just subscribed a week ago and I'm officially on my 37th account ban, and I have only played the tall tales.
This is the most theb video ever:
-FOTD
-massiveSponge
-really bad mics
-afk for no reason
-offensive names
-kids who are too young to play this game
-cheaters at the end
you forgot banana stove
Crud Goblin
w theb video
Wowza man put a spoiler warning
It wasn’t a cow. It was the elusive golden scarab
"Whomp Whomp Whomp"
"He's just a soundboard"
Pretty much sums up Generation Alpha
Gen-Z: "The deep-fried generation"
Gen-Alpha: "The burnt-to-a-crisp generation"
29:29 I've been dying of laughter for the past 10 minutes from this i love crud's humor crumor so much (the whole dying of pirate scurvy thing)
15:10 Reaper Galligans when there is a solo sloop sailing towoards them
I love wathcing thebnautica and crubleton play sea of thieves while crying and eating spicy hot cheatos in the bathtub
Oof
41:30 curd said that like he was a kid announcing he threw up
34:12 incredibles villain ass backstory💀
The Incrediboy to Syndrome pipeline is what happens when entitled kids get parasocial
Crud gets exorcised 0:23
XD
There should be a .0001 chance that graymarrow is replaced with a breakdancing cow with scarabs this is why thef and crungle need to be on the sot board of directors
Gaymarrow
Gay marriage
9:14 the legendary crud battle cry. often compared to that of a cow, this roar sends fear into the spines of his foes. Here, he uses it on an unsuspecting child currently repairing his ship
Well, I lost brain cells watching that. I never realised cluelessness was contagious. Thanks Theb, I probably didn't need clarity of mind anyway.
37:29 me when I'm possessed by several demons and mayhaps an imp
(as a treat)
Bro thebs videos never get old. How can Rare devs watch this and NOT have a laugh. This guy is one of the funniest SoT content creators
it's simple, they don't watch it at all. they see the report count, slap a ban button in some kid's hand and say "go handle it." why would they do something as stupid as interact with the playerbase?
theb sout delt me fent in 2014
Good man, always willing to help those in need
Saying ''activate'' to an AFK player got me surprisingly good
You made me spit choccy milk all over my phone
for anyone actually curious the teeth chattering sound is actually the ps5 adaptive triggers with their strength set to strong (when you repair for some reason they go off repeatedly) but with that said why he had it set to that strength it makes noise or why he wouldn't listen i have no answers for
congrats on 80k
15:10 He’s playing on an antique projector instead of a monitor.
I love watching tree and crumbs. Epic clown journey!
After not watching a second of this video, I can confirm it made his brain rot (it said so in the title!!!)
hhhmmmm I wonder if there will be a cow sighting this video
Here’s another song my love
**Verse 1:**
I saw you standing there, a light in your eyes,
The world was spinning, but you froze the time.
I don’t know your name, but something feels so right,
It's the way you move, like you're dancing in the night.
**Chorus:**
Theb, it's the way you move,
Like a rhythm in my heart that I can’t refuse.
Every step you take, every glance you give,
Theb, you make me feel alive, you make me want to live.
**Verse 2:**
Your smile's like a fire that burns me inside,
Your touch is a whisper, pulling me to your side.
No need for words, I can feel it in the air,
Theb, you're the answer to every silent prayer.
**Chorus:**
Theb, it's the way you move,
Like a rhythm in my heart that I can’t refuse.
Every step you take, every glance you give,
Theb, you make me feel alive, you make me want to live.
**Bridge:**
When the night fades away and the stars disappear,
I’ll hold onto theb, keep you near.
You’re the melody that plays when I'm lost,
With you, Theb, I’ll never count the cost.
**Chorus:**
Theb, it’s the way you move,
Like a rhythm in my heart that I can’t refuse.
Every step you take, every glance you give,
Theb, you make me feel alive, you make me want to live.
**Outro:**
Theb, it’s you and me,
Dancing through eternity.
In your arms, I’ve found my song,
Theb, with you, I belong
I could not stop laughing at your shop theb, truly a legendary one!
A brand new Theb video right as I’m about to start eating? What a stupendous moment!
im gonna make crud say skibidi again
🎉🎉
first time theb helmed the boat while crud was on the island
10:01 they definitely got those kegs
I watched Thessalonians and Cerulean while eating lunch
37:29 Bro turned into a Fax machine
Crud actually cracks me up with those random noises😂
10 minutes ago is stimulating me in a nonfamily friendly way
Bro this is not instagram
15:10 Sounds like the dude's scuffed up xbox controller is vibrating but it's probably so worn out it just sounds like Perry The Platypus.
Theb : getting 1 million worth of loot < Finding pineapple in barrel xd
you know it's a great day when theb uploads
The boats happening make me want to help her fresh
what is the lore behind your username?
He is the B
For me, he's Theb(est)
He was making it and a bee came in his room and he said “the bee” but he had text to speech on and it wrote it out and then be accidentally pressed confirm. At least that’s what I heard
I heard someone say it’s short for the British
Thub
Theb and crud are the key and peele of funny
this video's just satellite TV commercials
Can confirm, crud launch is getting removed.
This is a normal day in real life for me and in game
Loving these longer videos man keep them coming
Great to see massive sponge make an appearance
i dont think he is the real one
9:10 his jaw was chattering due to his boat almost sinking
Crust is over 30 confirmed?????? 💯💯
Bro every time I play my brain cells off each other absolutely love y'all's content sadly I'd be dead upon speaking for I'm American however keep up the amazing work can't wait to maybe 1 day run into you. Unlikely but I hope you'd at least try some of the more amazing skits on me.
That "teeth chattering" noise was from a ps5 controller. It does that vibration when hammering a plank.
I love when people use their speakers for audio but play with a microphone.
Surely there can't be a device you wear on your head that emits soundwaves directly into your ears and even comes with a mic to screech your wonderful soundwaves directly into other's ears with.
I’m out here straight crudding it and by it, well let’s just say my thebnits
Don’t be absurd, theb. There are no cows at fort of the damned
I forgot the title of the video and 7 mins in I’m just like, man this feels like brain rot. I pause it and see the title. “Ah”
Update: it gets worse 😂 20 mins in and I’m losing it
The chattering was the haptic feedback on his controller
Eel’s downfall needs to be studied
Theb videos making me happy ^^
Savealot sponge is a legend
Thimble and crimble time
MiniSponge is the hero we all needed
why is the "hero"?
* Why is he the "hero"? *
@AntoniosBekris because MiniSponge is the hero we all need
I can’t believe massive sponge was doing a fotd !
i dont think he is the real one
Yippie. New thobie and crongle video!
20:37 IT WAS MEEEEEEEEE
Best quality sot mic
Did you know? Hello fresh on your vessel
Hey man congrats on 80k
45 min video means ima go to bed at like 1am bro, I can’t keep doing this shit
I meann you could watch it earlier you absolute scarab
@@myhgar I watched it 4 minutes after it was released… how do I watch it earlier than that lmao
Fake Massive Sponge needs to drop the tage.
Theb being held hostage by hellofresh for 45 minutes
I love that whoever you find knows and fears your name.. Then.. you pirate them...
Banger vid bro keep it up
Crud you can’t hide Ik you are the voice of pimm from hit animated comedy show smiling friends
Another Th and Cu classic
Thebtastic thebrot as always
35:07 Crud called some innocent guy an idiot so toxic!
Funnily enough if you watch sponges video the guy was being boosted by a cheater so he is indeed an idiot
Love me crud
Love me theb
Love me wabungus
Thats not msponge, thats his eviltwin mcringe!
I swear every time theb stops uploading I feel that rare shadowbanned him again stop inducing my ptsd thebookie
Now where have I seen that clown before 🤔
We'll never know if the hello fresh code was used
Threeb and cruub
BB did the Skyrim mammoth
9:32 proof that rare is adding zombies to SoT
So glad they finally addressed the crazy fotd situation.
13:53 ummm just caught onto this now how tf did he do that
I was there and can confirm his fingers are quite crusty.
Will Uncommon UTD add the sword to multiplayer in pirate fighting simulator?
I'm getting that mug soon dawg it looks fire🏴☠️🔥
Throb never fails to make me theb
Just bought your Gus mousepad 2, Thank you for making such a Gustastic product Theb.
how big is it? 1-2 feet? or does it cover ur whole table
@@MysticalProductions332 absolutely no idea
Can’t wait to get my grog mug
That thumbnail looks like from a gmod trolling video
Are the mouse pads on your shop a keyboard and mouse pad or just mouse pad
More people been using flares to block teleport glad to see word is spreading 🙏🏻
Is the fake sponge the same fake sponge that was playing with a cheater in real sponge's video?
yeah
FOTD OF THE DAMED
can you make a top ten cow appearances at fort of the damned video
Yknow it’s gonna be heat when the video is 30+ min
I love watching teep and cunp
brother is perry the platypus
theb succumbing to the brainrot
thud and crud back at it again