I watched this movie having no clue what it was about and I found myself rooting for the main character 😅 moral of the story; keep your hands and body to yourself!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm, how are you and so many others traumatized by a bunch of r*pists getting repercussions for assaulting someone? And don't tell me it's simply the teeth because let's be honest, y'all who got "borderline traumatized" would never say no to a blowjob.
@@jaynehogue2459 He said that the doctor saw her vulnerability and started assaulting her. Also why would he stick his hand up there without a glove? Sure, his fingers would've been bitten off either way and I'm not saying a glove would fix it, but he should've put on a glove.
I’ve heard of this movie when I was only 8 or 9 years old, and I was pretty confused about what giving birth had to do with teeth. 15 years later, I now understand why…
I saw this movie on Netflix many years ago. Afterwards, I was in some random group for a WoW dungeon. I don't remember what brought it on, but I mentioned "I just watched the scariest movie known to MANkind..." Right away one of the strangers said "Teeth?".
"yep i just yelled that, and i have neighbors." Love it. Since this movie came out i regularly catch myself mixing up "hakuna matata" with "vagina dentata". Glad i havent let that slip around other people.
I’m wondering about the doctors fingers. If her 🐈 bit them off wouldn’t they have been in there? Or did they just fall in out when she got off the table? 🤔 😂
6:00 The movie "The hand That rocks the cradle" absolutely ruined gynecologists for me. I'm a man. After watching that movie when I was younger it completely messed my head up.
In some countries, the grape rate is so high, women are given devices they can insert that have "teeth" and grabs onto men when they try to grape them.
I watched this when i was younger in middle school by accident. Was scrolling thru optimum free movies. Definitely was traumatised. Lol but never forgot this movie or the name.
Might be, since she can have sex willingly. Maybe her teeth will fall out in preparation for the birth or something. Teeth weakening or even falling out is actually still a problem for women who get pregnant. It's part of why prenatals are so important as the baby will take whatever it's not getting straight out of mom's body, calcium being one of the most notable. In the past, it was said one tooth per kid was what you could expect to lose. So it'd be a cool 'adaptation' if her vagina teeth just absorbed for the fetus to make use of and then came back after birth (since they are shark teeth, I assume they can come back).
hot take: i wish this ability was real, crime would go down if it was a known thing. (latter: i know some women would abuse the ability to get back at someone tho but at large, crime of SA would plummet. benefiting the greater good)
actually this is kind of a thing i believe in africa, though not sure where specifically. women will put a container of sorts inside them where it has teeth pointing out of it and the goal is that if someone were to exploit them it'd painfully latch on to their penis and require removal via surgery. which, obviously, would mean them going to the hospital, showing the device, and essentially being evidence toward legal prosecution of rape (ideally). which is all good, despite the fact that the rapist might get angry and cause further harm, but it is cool to see atleast something like this existing in real life.
@@Lagi42800 oooh i like this question, i already thought of it! its activated by non consensual/ shear terror.. not muscle spasms at all as in the actual film (i watched it). Regarding birth, since we have epidurals to numb the lower body, we could instill a similar treatment that could temporarily ’turn the teeth off’ until birth is completed
@sproutofdoubt935 ah fair enough, I retract my question At the time I might've been thinking more about those times where dogs just scarf things down without really chewing
Dear Mysteryrecapped! For long now iam looking for a movie that traumatized me for a while. I want to face my fear so mabye you can help me find the movie. All I can remember is something with a cat and that the protagonist see a giant face of the cat in the sky. Maybe they were children. And I think the cat was the main villain. LG
Dear Mystery Recapped, I just watched a movie that confused me quite a bit… but I still enjoyed it. I wonder if you would check it out and if you so choose, you could recap it for me. I think a lot of your viewers would like it too. One thing to remember is to not shut it off when the end credits begin as the movie actually keeps going for quite a while. “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch” Thanks for all the excellent work! I love your channel. Yours are my favourite recaps and I think second place would be nerdexplains, who does ‘How to beat’ style recaps. Anyways, Stay Frosty Mystery, and fellow viewers! ❄️💙❄️
It’s an interactive programme. You create the story. It has multiple endings depending on the choices you make so I don’t know if it can be recapped really.
There would then be no more women because there would be no babies. You may want to rethink your hatred of men just because your bitter. Also women do have this power it is in the word no and also self control
She can actually continue quite some time. When police find teeth ftom men's private parts they most likely ask suspects to open their mouth to check if there are any missing teeth. If not, just continue as before 😅
The fact that this is a real guy doing the recap and not an AI makes it perfect!
Goode movies is another real guy who also drops a few one liners in the recap
I agree 👍 😊
The way he does his recaps now are too funny...they used to be so serious at first😂😂
Well the script itself is probably written by AI.
Not everything’s ai like smh not everything like smh not everything like smh
"look at her she's not a skank, loser, we're such skanks" bro he is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭
😒💅HELPP
"Shoulda stayed abstinent ya' butt hole"
Made my day! _Never_ lose that sense of humor, please!
lol
There’s just a sticker down there…no? Lol
lol
Anyone who does this to a girl or woman forcefully should absolutely be bitten😊. Great recap.✌🏾
Cheers to that!
True
Do you mean beaten?
fax
whatever gets the job done @@JustaTree-qj8up
Part of you has gotta be grateful for the amount of hours you saved by watching these recaps
So much things to do, so little time.
Super grateful!
Nah that disscusting
Those neighbors are probably like "oh boy, how long will this last?".
I watched this movie having no clue what it was about and I found myself rooting for the main character 😅 moral of the story; keep your hands and body to yourself!!!!!!!!!!
What a sad life that is
@@StefanReichkeeping your hands to yourself or not? which one
@@listorin6314 Oh I guess OP meant not assaulting anyone? Of course I agree with that. If you mean celibacy... I don't agree with that 😄
MAN this was like a cartoon, she was literally bumping into creepy dude after creepy dude
VAGINA DENTAATTAAAAAAA
😂😂
This movie is a fuckin classic
I remember seeing a movie recap video of this few years ago, and I'm still deeply traumatized from it
same here
LMFAOOO I LOVE THIS VOICE ACTOR THIS WAS SOO FUCKING FUNYNN :skull:
me too
I thought I was the only one 😭
💀👌damn
I saw this movie once in highschool after someone mentioned it, big mistake. I got borderline traumatized for a bit there.
IM SO TRAUMATIZED HOW DO I FORGET THIS PLEASE HELP
Hmm, how are you and so many others traumatized by a bunch of r*pists getting repercussions for assaulting someone? And don't tell me it's simply the teeth because let's be honest, y'all who got "borderline traumatized" would never say no to a blowjob.
Has to be the wildest movie I've ever watched
@@Chezroblosyou can't 😂
Watch Fubar vol 1 mixtapes to help with your trauma
"You comin near me ima bite it off!" LMFAO the humor, I CANT🤣
When I read your comment he was saying it in the video
i mean she really needs that toothed private, she got taken advantage of by her brother, then her crush, then her doctor, then some random old guy
Don't forget the other schoolmate
is she didn't have those teeth, everyone would have gotten away with it.
The doctor didn't take advantage he was performing an exam. That's what gynecologists do
@@jaynehogue2459 Sounded like he was a perv.
@@jaynehogue2459 He said that the doctor saw her vulnerability and started assaulting her. Also why would he stick his hand up there without a glove? Sure, his fingers would've been bitten off either way and I'm not saying a glove would fix it, but he should've put on a glove.
This recap channel is still one of my absolute favs cause I can't get enough of the real guy's stupid dry jokes😭
I’ve heard of this movie when I was only 8 or 9 years old, and I was pretty confused about what giving birth had to do with teeth. 15 years later, I now understand why…
What?
You were 24 before you understood this? Yikes.
Man how much this guy disturbs his neighbours he needs some respect😂😂😂
I saw this movie on Netflix many years ago. Afterwards, I was in some random group for a WoW dungeon. I don't remember what brought it on, but I mentioned "I just watched the scariest movie known to MANkind..."
Right away one of the strangers said "Teeth?".
😂
LOL why did I have the same scenario… those were the days.
" Look at her! She's not a skank! Loser! 😝" made me giggle so hard 😭
Lol
"yep i just yelled that, and i have neighbors." Love it. Since this movie came out i regularly catch myself mixing up "hakuna matata" with "vagina dentata". Glad i havent let that slip around other people.
I’m wondering about the doctors fingers. If her 🐈 bit them off wouldn’t they have been in there? Or did they just fall in out when she got off the table? 🤔 😂
Bro no damn way the dawg ate the dong 😭
I am traumatised
it was just the tip lol
but it did have a piercing
You know it's good when the narrator wants it to stop.
Bro u are top G!!! I can't get enough of ur commentary 😂😂😂
@@Morworldwhy bro???
@@Morworld Bro u are top G!!!
@@Morworld Bro u are top G!!!
@@Morworldyeah bc there's only one top g and that is andrew tate
Scary movie, especially when it spits out a dudes member and the dog eats it..
I swear to god the "VIGINA DENTATA" got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I saw this movie when I was younger, to be clear I come for the horror not erotism and to be honest I didn't remember all the scenes until now !
2:46 bro could not hold in his laughter anymore 😂
6:10 got me on the floor🤣🤣🤣
Probably one of the weirdest movie I've seen.
Oh my,, The stories you have to tell, the sentence you never thought you'd say. XD great job. 😄
"The cheeky beast"😂😂😂😂😂
6:00 The movie "The hand That rocks the cradle" absolutely ruined gynecologists for me. I'm a man. After watching that movie when I was younger it completely messed my head up.
The film failed in not explaining what product she uses to prevent cavities and bad breath?
pH balance
Probably something that is gentle enough for a woman but strong enough for a man.
They constantly shed like shark teeth so they don’t have to worry about cavities
@@nuclearcatbaby1131 only when she bites? because we weren't shown that they shed otherwise
I bet she has bacterial vaginosis
All women need this power in real life!
In some countries, the grape rate is so high, women are given devices they can insert that have "teeth" and grabs onto men when they try to grape them.
That would be the end of women because no more babies to be born. You may want to rethink your hatred of me due to your bitterness.
8:52 Got Me Dead 💀
Mystery recap voice over i love you..... thank you
i some how weirdly watched this around 2 am when i was a younger kid not knowing what it could be about it really sticks with you after so many years
9:46 the way he couldnt even finish the scentence 😂
What a movie !
*🔥🔥🔥Great story. I like it! I couldn't stop watching!🔥🔥🔥*
“VAGINA DENTATA! yep i have neighbors” 😂😂😂
Spit out my drink when I heard that
10:31 HAHAHAHAH dude the commentary is hilarious, thank you!
"Unintercourse" lmfao💀
Pretty sure it's "an intercourse".
The commentary is chefs kiss
I love this Narrator. Funny 😂
In local pharmacy: "Hello, condoms please." "Ok, which one, M, L, XL?" "Uhh, yeah, do you have ones made from steel, please?"
When mystery recap post its a good day
Yesssssss. I love Teeth. So bad it’s good.
my favorite movie recap channel just because he actually makes jokes
I watched this when i was younger in middle school by accident. Was scrolling thru optimum free movies. Definitely was traumatised. Lol but never forgot this movie or the name.
Love the humor!
Even if Dawn somehow gets pregnant, giving birth on a natural way is not an option for her...
Well c-srction it is
Might be, since she can have sex willingly. Maybe her teeth will fall out in preparation for the birth or something. Teeth weakening or even falling out is actually still a problem for women who get pregnant. It's part of why prenatals are so important as the baby will take whatever it's not getting straight out of mom's body, calcium being one of the most notable. In the past, it was said one tooth per kid was what you could expect to lose. So it'd be a cool 'adaptation' if her vagina teeth just absorbed for the fetus to make use of and then came back after birth (since they are shark teeth, I assume they can come back).
She’ll probably just do a C section, that’s what I would do if I were Dawn.
Loved this movie.
hot take: i wish this ability was real, crime would go down if it was a known thing. (latter: i know some women would abuse the ability to get back at someone tho but at large, crime of SA would plummet. benefiting the greater good)
Crimes of SA would increase with the majority of the perpetrators being females.
actually this is kind of a thing i believe in africa, though not sure where specifically. women will put a container of sorts inside them where it has teeth pointing out of it and the goal is that if someone were to exploit them it'd painfully latch on to their penis and require removal via surgery. which, obviously, would mean them going to the hospital, showing the device, and essentially being evidence toward legal prosecution of rape (ideally).
which is all good, despite the fact that the rapist might get angry and cause further harm, but it is cool to see atleast something like this existing in real life.
I mean that's true, crime would plummet, which is a good thing.
Yeah, but think of the logistics, like muscle spasms or birth for example ...
@@Lagi42800 oooh i like this question, i already thought of it! its activated by non consensual/ shear terror.. not muscle spasms at all as in the actual film (i watched it). Regarding birth, since we have epidurals to numb the lower body, we could instill a similar treatment that could temporarily ’turn the teeth off’ until birth is completed
Sometimes I just regret some movies I look for LOL
dogs love hot dog with ketchup 😭
Imma bit it! Imma bite it right off😂😂😂
I love the Comments he makes casually during the video 😂🥲
8:50 funniest part of this recap, THIS is exactly what the guy should have said LOL
I've heard of taking a bite out of crime but this is ridiculous🦷🦷
The way he said teeth lmao so sensational "Teeeeeth"
6:07 🤣🤣 Doctor’s sceem got me
think he learned his lesson?
@@w1975b What lesson? not to do actual medical procedures yea I'd say hes not gonna be a doctor anymore as well
@@BUNCHOFLOSERSYOUARE-np6ex he was se***x**ually assaulting her. How could you not understand that?
LOVE your commentary and laughs! The AI channels suck.
Im laughing at work when you added that FB reels music lmao
this makes me crack up laughing best recap EVER, and not just coz of the movie
Best narrator ever 😂
A còck slicer💀💀
nice video
00:00 oh i remember watching a movie summary of this a few years ago
9:50 how do you eat cartilage that easily as a dog
dogs eat actual bones
@@SputDobt
At one time that was bone.
Lol...there ain't no cartilage in human penis dude.
@sproutofdoubt935 ah fair enough, I retract my question
At the time I might've been thinking more about those times where dogs just scarf things down without really chewing
that tissue is not cartilage, it's spongey
I love the dialogue so much lol😂😂😂
I'll never say "bite me" again.😂
I watch this when I was in high school bring back memories 😢
Saw this movie. It's really amusing!
The beginning💀
It is known as "the snapper" 😂 😂
Dear Mysteryrecapped! For long now iam looking for a movie that traumatized me for a while. I want to face my fear so mabye you can help me find the movie. All I can remember is something with a cat and that the protagonist see a giant face of the cat in the sky. Maybe they were children. And I think the cat was the main villain. LG
This movie is hilarious! We all hate teeth 🤣😂
"uff what is this movie" fr i agree with you 🤣🤣
Dear Mystery Recapped, I just watched a movie that confused me quite a bit… but I still enjoyed it. I wonder if you would check it out and if you so choose, you could recap it for me. I think a lot of your viewers would like it too.
One thing to remember is to not shut it off when the end credits begin as the movie actually keeps going for quite a while.
“Black Mirror: Bandersnatch”
Thanks for all the excellent work! I love your channel. Yours are my favourite recaps and I think second place would be nerdexplains, who does ‘How to beat’ style recaps.
Anyways, Stay Frosty Mystery, and fellow viewers!
❄️💙❄️
It’s an interactive programme. You create the story. It has multiple endings depending on the choices you make so I don’t know if it can be recapped really.
If only women had this power in real life! World would be a better place
I agree.
Nah it wont change anything
Ew I don’t want that and I’m a girl
Then there would be no more women because no babies to be born. You may rethink your hatred of men just because your bitter
There would then be no more women because there would be no babies. You may want to rethink your hatred of men just because your bitter. Also women do have this power it is in the word no and also self control
Adam dispelling all remaining belief that he's AI. 😂
bro i love this narrator
I think I will remain a 72 year old Virgin after seeing this.😢
I watched this movie
1 time uncensored
and that was enough
I never watched it again
I recall watching part of this film but not finishing it... seems I stopped before the first... dismembering
This movie was on TUBI last month . Sick and Funny . I thought it was a hoot😂 and worth a watch . It's gone now , just checked 😢
That girl is lucky
😅 and the message here.. no means no!
😂 😝
Bruh I kept tellin people this movie existed!!!!! Now I have proof! I couldn’t remember the name !
Freddy Kruger at the end lmao
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
I remember when Netflix like first added this back in 2014, sex ed was hilarious because someone asked if this was legit
I always comment before I watch
Did you know that there is a nukeler power plant at 0:29
The stepbrother was a nightmare to look at
"Vagina Dentata" at 5:35 is probably the funniest damn thing I've heard read aloud in a good while.
She can actually continue quite some time. When police find teeth ftom men's private parts they most likely ask suspects to open their mouth to check if there are any missing teeth. If not, just continue as before 😅
Scary and disturbing
Love The Vids
What kind of movie is this!💀 got me laughing like- 7:36
ending commentary is what got me imma bite him right off XDDD
6:03 four fingers?! Mucky cow!
you could tell in the movie that the gyno doctor was hurting her during the "exam"