Girl Is Born With A "Protector" Underneath To Prevent Any Man From Approaching

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @Xairos84
    @Xairos84 Год назад +962

    The fact that this is a real guy doing the recap and not an AI makes it perfect!

    • @Silver_Specter
      @Silver_Specter Год назад +18

      Goode movies is another real guy who also drops a few one liners in the recap

    • @frankrojano2388
      @frankrojano2388 Год назад +8

      I agree 👍 😊

    • @yamaha_x.o
      @yamaha_x.o Год назад +29

      The way he does his recaps now are too funny...they used to be so serious at first😂😂

    • @christopherbennett6571
      @christopherbennett6571 Год назад +4

      Well the script itself is probably written by AI.

    • @KingSton-f9d
      @KingSton-f9d Год назад +2

      Not everything’s ai like smh not everything like smh not everything like smh

  • @savvyfrrr
    @savvyfrrr Год назад +218

    "look at her she's not a skank, loser, we're such skanks" bro he is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @oneofmulti
      @oneofmulti 10 месяцев назад +2

      😒💅HELPP

  • @anonygrazer3234
    @anonygrazer3234 Год назад +480

    "Shoulda stayed abstinent ya' butt hole"
    Made my day! _Never_ lose that sense of humor, please!

  • @antionette97
    @antionette97 Год назад +574

    Anyone who does this to a girl or woman forcefully should absolutely be bitten😊. Great recap.✌🏾

  • @hudsoneditz7073
    @hudsoneditz7073 Год назад +185

    Part of you has gotta be grateful for the amount of hours you saved by watching these recaps

  • @jutau
    @jutau Год назад +104

    Those neighbors are probably like "oh boy, how long will this last?".

  • @LibraVibesSnice80
    @LibraVibesSnice80 Год назад +128

    I watched this movie having no clue what it was about and I found myself rooting for the main character 😅 moral of the story; keep your hands and body to yourself!!!!!!!!!!

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich Год назад +4

      What a sad life that is

    • @listorin6314
      @listorin6314 Год назад +7

      @@StefanReichkeeping your hands to yourself or not? which one

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich Год назад +8

      @@listorin6314 Oh I guess OP meant not assaulting anyone? Of course I agree with that. If you mean celibacy... I don't agree with that 😄

    • @You-vv1xv
      @You-vv1xv 9 месяцев назад +3

      MAN this was like a cartoon, she was literally bumping into creepy dude after creepy dude

  • @emosam07
    @emosam07 Год назад +78

    VAGINA DENTAATTAAAAAAA
    😂😂
    This movie is a fuckin classic

  • @Hightlyze
    @Hightlyze Год назад +254

    I remember seeing a movie recap video of this few years ago, and I'm still deeply traumatized from it

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 Год назад +213

    I saw this movie once in highschool after someone mentioned it, big mistake. I got borderline traumatized for a bit there.

    • @Chezroblos
      @Chezroblos Год назад +19

      IM SO TRAUMATIZED HOW DO I FORGET THIS PLEASE HELP

    • @toxihex876
      @toxihex876 Год назад

      Hmm, how are you and so many others traumatized by a bunch of r*pists getting repercussions for assaulting someone? And don't tell me it's simply the teeth because let's be honest, y'all who got "borderline traumatized" would never say no to a blowjob.

    • @Hide_zzz
      @Hide_zzz Год назад +7

      Has to be the wildest movie I've ever watched

    • @Hide_zzz
      @Hide_zzz Год назад +1

      ​@@Chezroblosyou can't 😂

    • @pakethd4690
      @pakethd4690 Год назад

      Watch Fubar vol 1 mixtapes to help with your trauma

  • @mitzui_y2
    @mitzui_y2 Год назад +43

    "You comin near me ima bite it off!" LMFAO the humor, I CANT🤣

    • @Will-nj2fd
      @Will-nj2fd 4 месяца назад

      When I read your comment he was saying it in the video

  • @spockbetter
    @spockbetter Год назад +171

    i mean she really needs that toothed private, she got taken advantage of by her brother, then her crush, then her doctor, then some random old guy

    • @uniwolfgamer1094
      @uniwolfgamer1094 Год назад +39

      Don't forget the other schoolmate

    • @voguehaven5154
      @voguehaven5154 7 месяцев назад +7

      is she didn't have those teeth, everyone would have gotten away with it.

    • @jaynehogue2459
      @jaynehogue2459 6 месяцев назад +1

      The doctor didn't take advantage he was performing an exam. That's what gynecologists do

    • @dubious6718
      @dubious6718 6 месяцев назад

      @@jaynehogue2459 Sounded like he was a perv.

    • @Exosxelix
      @Exosxelix 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jaynehogue2459 He said that the doctor saw her vulnerability and started assaulting her. Also why would he stick his hand up there without a glove? Sure, his fingers would've been bitten off either way and I'm not saying a glove would fix it, but he should've put on a glove.

  • @faithgathigia6341
    @faithgathigia6341 Год назад +68

    This recap channel is still one of my absolute favs cause I can't get enough of the real guy's stupid dry jokes😭

  • @VinceHere98
    @VinceHere98 Год назад +56

    I’ve heard of this movie when I was only 8 or 9 years old, and I was pretty confused about what giving birth had to do with teeth. 15 years later, I now understand why…

  • @Gru17899
    @Gru17899 Год назад +33

    Man how much this guy disturbs his neighbours he needs some respect😂😂😂

  • @tdgransit9091
    @tdgransit9091 Год назад +23

    I saw this movie on Netflix many years ago. Afterwards, I was in some random group for a WoW dungeon. I don't remember what brought it on, but I mentioned "I just watched the scariest movie known to MANkind..."
    Right away one of the strangers said "Teeth?".

    • @Nwladylaura369
      @Nwladylaura369 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @ClanToreador
      @ClanToreador 8 дней назад

      LOL why did I have the same scenario… those were the days.

  • @Drea33-gv8up
    @Drea33-gv8up 11 месяцев назад +19

    " Look at her! She's not a skank! Loser! 😝" made me giggle so hard 😭

  • @aaronjohnson8715
    @aaronjohnson8715 Год назад +38

    "yep i just yelled that, and i have neighbors." Love it. Since this movie came out i regularly catch myself mixing up "hakuna matata" with "vagina dentata". Glad i havent let that slip around other people.

    • @raimeyewens7518
      @raimeyewens7518 11 месяцев назад +3

      I’m wondering about the doctors fingers. If her 🐈 bit them off wouldn’t they have been in there? Or did they just fall in out when she got off the table? 🤔 😂

  • @SyloJarVIII
    @SyloJarVIII Год назад +77

    Bro no damn way the dawg ate the dong 😭

    • @AvgUtubeWatcher
      @AvgUtubeWatcher Год назад +2

      I am traumatised

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 10 месяцев назад

      it was just the tip lol

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 10 месяцев назад

      but it did have a piercing

  • @elijah1494
    @elijah1494 Год назад +17

    You know it's good when the narrator wants it to stop.

  • @gk8226
    @gk8226 Год назад +63

    Bro u are top G!!! I can't get enough of ur commentary 😂😂😂

    • @gk8226
      @gk8226 Год назад

      ​@@Morworldwhy bro???

    • @KazzKobb
      @KazzKobb Год назад

      @@Morworld Bro u are top G!!!

    • @halcyon.x
      @halcyon.x Год назад

      @@Morworld Bro u are top G!!!

    • @junaedsiddik2760
      @junaedsiddik2760 Год назад

      ​@@Morworldyeah bc there's only one top g and that is andrew tate

  • @TwistedFister88
    @TwistedFister88 Год назад +29

    Scary movie, especially when it spits out a dudes member and the dog eats it..

  • @hinataharuna2890
    @hinataharuna2890 Год назад +14

    I swear to god the "VIGINA DENTATA" got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andreinegoita7195
    @andreinegoita7195 Год назад +26

    I saw this movie when I was younger, to be clear I come for the horror not erotism and to be honest I didn't remember all the scenes until now !

  • @christytaylor6348
    @christytaylor6348 Год назад +10

    2:46 bro could not hold in his laughter anymore 😂

  • @nkhavisosuccess3191
    @nkhavisosuccess3191 Год назад +8

    6:10 got me on the floor🤣🤣🤣

  • @elvara872
    @elvara872 Год назад +13

    Probably one of the weirdest movie I've seen.

  • @MinyTheUnicorn
    @MinyTheUnicorn 11 месяцев назад +4

    Oh my,, The stories you have to tell, the sentence you never thought you'd say. XD great job. 😄

  • @webweb7164
    @webweb7164 Год назад +8

    "The cheeky beast"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sufferedlearnedchanged
    @sufferedlearnedchanged Год назад +7

    6:00 The movie "The hand That rocks the cradle" absolutely ruined gynecologists for me. I'm a man. After watching that movie when I was younger it completely messed my head up.

  • @rodneymckay8860
    @rodneymckay8860 Год назад +13

    The film failed in not explaining what product she uses to prevent cavities and bad breath?

    • @Tyler-si2rj
      @Tyler-si2rj Год назад +3

      pH balance

    • @kirbyculp3449
      @kirbyculp3449 Год назад +7

      Probably something that is gentle enough for a woman but strong enough for a man.

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 Год назад +2

      They constantly shed like shark teeth so they don’t have to worry about cavities

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@nuclearcatbaby1131 only when she bites? because we weren't shown that they shed otherwise

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 6 месяцев назад

      I bet she has bacterial vaginosis

  • @snowbyul
    @snowbyul 11 месяцев назад +16

    All women need this power in real life!

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 10 месяцев назад +5

      In some countries, the grape rate is so high, women are given devices they can insert that have "teeth" and grabs onto men when they try to grape them.

    • @jaynehogue2459
      @jaynehogue2459 6 месяцев назад

      That would be the end of women because no more babies to be born. You may want to rethink your hatred of me due to your bitterness.

  • @wongeddie163
    @wongeddie163 Год назад +8

    8:52 Got Me Dead 💀

  • @RobinMarava
    @RobinMarava Год назад +2

    Mystery recap voice over i love you..... thank you

  • @munchinmomo
    @munchinmomo Год назад +7

    i some how weirdly watched this around 2 am when i was a younger kid not knowing what it could be about it really sticks with you after so many years

  • @hihi615
    @hihi615 10 месяцев назад +1

    9:46 the way he couldnt even finish the scentence 😂

  • @christianmuhoza2950
    @christianmuhoza2950 Год назад +8

    What a movie !

  • @Top_Recapper
    @Top_Recapper Год назад +6

    *🔥🔥🔥Great story. I like it! I couldn't stop watching!🔥🔥🔥*

  • @johnh5149
    @johnh5149 Год назад +4

    “VAGINA DENTATA! yep i have neighbors” 😂😂😂

    • @johnh5149
      @johnh5149 Год назад

      Spit out my drink when I heard that

  • @ClanToreador
    @ClanToreador 8 дней назад

    10:31 HAHAHAHAH dude the commentary is hilarious, thank you!

  • @annergetic2728
    @annergetic2728 Год назад +5

    "Unintercourse" lmfao💀

    • @NamiHeartilly
      @NamiHeartilly 9 месяцев назад +2

      Pretty sure it's "an intercourse".

  • @1234567Clairebear
    @1234567Clairebear Год назад +1

    The commentary is chefs kiss

  • @irwanadhaasswat6229
    @irwanadhaasswat6229 Год назад +3

    I love this Narrator. Funny 😂

  • @MrNovotny999
    @MrNovotny999 10 месяцев назад +1

    In local pharmacy: "Hello, condoms please." "Ok, which one, M, L, XL?" "Uhh, yeah, do you have ones made from steel, please?"

  • @romelo7
    @romelo7 Год назад +1

    When mystery recap post its a good day

  • @Celexia210
    @Celexia210 Год назад +12

    Yesssssss. I love Teeth. So bad it’s good.

  • @floatingcubes
    @floatingcubes 8 месяцев назад

    my favorite movie recap channel just because he actually makes jokes

  • @Rosey1
    @Rosey1 Год назад +5

    I watched this when i was younger in middle school by accident. Was scrolling thru optimum free movies. Definitely was traumatised. Lol but never forgot this movie or the name.

  • @Techelettt
    @Techelettt 2 месяца назад

    Love the humor!

  • @Furgettyu
    @Furgettyu Год назад +10

    Even if Dawn somehow gets pregnant, giving birth on a natural way is not an option for her...

    • @sunrose1535
      @sunrose1535 Год назад +1

      Well c-srction it is

    • @prettyevil6662000
      @prettyevil6662000 11 месяцев назад +3

      Might be, since she can have sex willingly. Maybe her teeth will fall out in preparation for the birth or something. Teeth weakening or even falling out is actually still a problem for women who get pregnant. It's part of why prenatals are so important as the baby will take whatever it's not getting straight out of mom's body, calcium being one of the most notable. In the past, it was said one tooth per kid was what you could expect to lose. So it'd be a cool 'adaptation' if her vagina teeth just absorbed for the fetus to make use of and then came back after birth (since they are shark teeth, I assume they can come back).

    • @RapidHockeyToastsss
      @RapidHockeyToastsss 10 месяцев назад +1

      She’ll probably just do a C section, that’s what I would do if I were Dawn.

  • @TheyStoleMyHandleAgain
    @TheyStoleMyHandleAgain 2 месяца назад

    Loved this movie.

  • @SarahElizabethRx
    @SarahElizabethRx Год назад +15

    hot take: i wish this ability was real, crime would go down if it was a known thing. (latter: i know some women would abuse the ability to get back at someone tho but at large, crime of SA would plummet. benefiting the greater good)

    • @BigBrotherTheWatcher1984
      @BigBrotherTheWatcher1984 Год назад +1

      Crimes of SA would increase with the majority of the perpetrators being females.

    • @bing_crilling8981
      @bing_crilling8981 Год назад

      actually this is kind of a thing i believe in africa, though not sure where specifically. women will put a container of sorts inside them where it has teeth pointing out of it and the goal is that if someone were to exploit them it'd painfully latch on to their penis and require removal via surgery. which, obviously, would mean them going to the hospital, showing the device, and essentially being evidence toward legal prosecution of rape (ideally).
      which is all good, despite the fact that the rapist might get angry and cause further harm, but it is cool to see atleast something like this existing in real life.

    • @dallasyap3064
      @dallasyap3064 Год назад +4

      I mean that's true, crime would plummet, which is a good thing.

    • @Lagi42800
      @Lagi42800 Год назад

      Yeah, but think of the logistics, like muscle spasms or birth for example ...

    • @SarahElizabethRx
      @SarahElizabethRx Год назад

      @@Lagi42800 oooh i like this question, i already thought of it! its activated by non consensual/ shear terror.. not muscle spasms at all as in the actual film (i watched it). Regarding birth, since we have epidurals to numb the lower body, we could instill a similar treatment that could temporarily ’turn the teeth off’ until birth is completed

  • @DOCUMENTINGSHOW
    @DOCUMENTINGSHOW Год назад +3

    Sometimes I just regret some movies I look for LOL

  • @zorze2707
    @zorze2707 Год назад +4

    dogs love hot dog with ketchup 😭

  • @MainTXD
    @MainTXD Год назад +4

    Imma bit it! Imma bite it right off😂😂😂

  • @questionable_spirit
    @questionable_spirit 5 месяцев назад

    I love the Comments he makes casually during the video 😂🥲

  • @k3wld3wd95
    @k3wld3wd95 9 месяцев назад +1

    8:50 funniest part of this recap, THIS is exactly what the guy should have said LOL

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +8

    I've heard of taking a bite out of crime but this is ridiculous🦷🦷

  • @MILZ414
    @MILZ414 Год назад

    The way he said teeth lmao so sensational "Teeeeeth"

  • @levonjacks
    @levonjacks Год назад +1

    6:07 🤣🤣 Doctor’s sceem got me

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 10 месяцев назад

      think he learned his lesson?

    • @BUNCHOFLOSERSYOUARE-np6ex
      @BUNCHOFLOSERSYOUARE-np6ex 3 месяца назад

      @@w1975b What lesson? not to do actual medical procedures yea I'd say hes not gonna be a doctor anymore as well

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 3 месяца назад

      @@BUNCHOFLOSERSYOUARE-np6ex he was se***x**ually assaulting her. How could you not understand that?

  • @bigospig
    @bigospig Год назад +15

    LOVE your commentary and laughs! The AI channels suck.

  • @Lesdrasill
    @Lesdrasill Год назад

    Im laughing at work when you added that FB reels music lmao

  • @Izzy-h3z
    @Izzy-h3z Год назад +2

    this makes me crack up laughing best recap EVER, and not just coz of the movie

  • @zombiefootballhighlights7015
    @zombiefootballhighlights7015 Год назад +2

    Best narrator ever 😂

  • @hteinlin7984
    @hteinlin7984 Год назад +15

    A còck slicer💀💀

  • @ShawnJbarr1988YT
    @ShawnJbarr1988YT 8 месяцев назад +1

    nice video

  • @jasmine9581
    @jasmine9581 Год назад +11

    00:00 oh i remember watching a movie summary of this a few years ago
    9:50 how do you eat cartilage that easily as a dog

    • @SputDobt
      @SputDobt Год назад +5

      dogs eat actual bones

    • @kirbyculp3449
      @kirbyculp3449 Год назад +1

      @@SputDobt
      At one time that was bone.

    • @chlorine5795
      @chlorine5795 Год назад

      Lol...there ain't no cartilage in human penis dude.

    • @jasmine9581
      @jasmine9581 Год назад

      @sproutofdoubt935 ah fair enough, I retract my question
      At the time I might've been thinking more about those times where dogs just scarf things down without really chewing

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 10 месяцев назад

      that tissue is not cartilage, it's spongey

  • @Zainabslays23
    @Zainabslays23 6 месяцев назад

    I love the dialogue so much lol😂😂😂

  • @jalbiindolcheey2049
    @jalbiindolcheey2049 Год назад +2

    I'll never say "bite me" again.😂

  • @NOZY741
    @NOZY741 Год назад +1

    I watch this when I was in high school bring back memories 😢

  • @jewgirl952
    @jewgirl952 10 месяцев назад

    Saw this movie. It's really amusing!

  • @use_code_ork
    @use_code_ork Год назад +3

    The beginning💀

  • @carollen5601
    @carollen5601 Год назад +3

    It is known as "the snapper" 😂 😂

  • @TheGuitarfr3k
    @TheGuitarfr3k Год назад +3

    Dear Mysteryrecapped! For long now iam looking for a movie that traumatized me for a while. I want to face my fear so mabye you can help me find the movie. All I can remember is something with a cat and that the protagonist see a giant face of the cat in the sky. Maybe they were children. And I think the cat was the main villain. LG

  • @SONSofUVHASH
    @SONSofUVHASH Год назад +4

    This movie is hilarious! We all hate teeth 🤣😂

  • @DailyPeacer
    @DailyPeacer Год назад

    "uff what is this movie" fr i agree with you 🤣🤣

  • @dominickfrostthefrosty145
    @dominickfrostthefrosty145 Год назад +15

    Dear Mystery Recapped, I just watched a movie that confused me quite a bit… but I still enjoyed it. I wonder if you would check it out and if you so choose, you could recap it for me. I think a lot of your viewers would like it too.
    One thing to remember is to not shut it off when the end credits begin as the movie actually keeps going for quite a while.
    “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch”
    Thanks for all the excellent work! I love your channel. Yours are my favourite recaps and I think second place would be nerdexplains, who does ‘How to beat’ style recaps.
    Anyways, Stay Frosty Mystery, and fellow viewers!
    ❄️💙❄️

    • @Delly16
      @Delly16 Год назад +2

      It’s an interactive programme. You create the story. It has multiple endings depending on the choices you make so I don’t know if it can be recapped really.

  • @princesprincess1413
    @princesprincess1413 Год назад +17

    If only women had this power in real life! World would be a better place

    • @julieoluna8887
      @julieoluna8887 Год назад +1

      I agree.

    • @Lumineanimation
      @Lumineanimation 10 месяцев назад

      Nah it wont change anything

    • @Korimoko
      @Korimoko 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ew I don’t want that and I’m a girl

    • @jaynehogue2459
      @jaynehogue2459 6 месяцев назад

      Then there would be no more women because no babies to be born. You may rethink your hatred of men just because your bitter

    • @jaynehogue2459
      @jaynehogue2459 6 месяцев назад

      There would then be no more women because there would be no babies. You may want to rethink your hatred of men just because your bitter. Also women do have this power it is in the word no and also self control

  • @JaelH7
    @JaelH7 9 месяцев назад +1

    Adam dispelling all remaining belief that he's AI. 😂

  • @Cabij
    @Cabij Год назад

    bro i love this narrator

  • @buddy1065
    @buddy1065 Год назад +5

    I think I will remain a 72 year old Virgin after seeing this.😢

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 Год назад +3

    I watched this movie
    1 time uncensored
    and that was enough
    I never watched it again

  • @MAZZ0Murder
    @MAZZ0Murder Год назад

    I recall watching part of this film but not finishing it... seems I stopped before the first... dismembering

  • @carlb8378
    @carlb8378 Год назад +2

    This movie was on TUBI last month . Sick and Funny . I thought it was a hoot😂 and worth a watch . It's gone now , just checked 😢

  • @BlueBobbin
    @BlueBobbin Год назад +4

    That girl is lucky

  • @schneider007
    @schneider007 Год назад +3

    😅 and the message here.. no means no!
    😂 😝

  • @Dr.Dime13
    @Dr.Dime13 Год назад +4

    Bruh I kept tellin people this movie existed!!!!! Now I have proof! I couldn’t remember the name !

  • @alexpartridge1989
    @alexpartridge1989 День назад

    Freddy Kruger at the end lmao

  • @Pr9iedRBX
    @Pr9iedRBX Год назад +3

    I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

  • @spectra1096
    @spectra1096 Год назад +5

    I remember when Netflix like first added this back in 2014, sex ed was hilarious because someone asked if this was legit

  • @NINJAKEI
    @NINJAKEI Год назад +9

    I always comment before I watch

  • @janicemauro7590
    @janicemauro7590 Год назад +2

    Did you know that there is a nukeler power plant at 0:29

  • @Phoenixwrightgyatt
    @Phoenixwrightgyatt Год назад +2

    The stepbrother was a nightmare to look at

  • @DarkZeno
    @DarkZeno 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Vagina Dentata" at 5:35 is probably the funniest damn thing I've heard read aloud in a good while.

  • @leas7830
    @leas7830 Год назад +6

    She can actually continue quite some time. When police find teeth ftom men's private parts they most likely ask suspects to open their mouth to check if there are any missing teeth. If not, just continue as before 😅

  • @brissadlr9939
    @brissadlr9939 Год назад +1

    Scary and disturbing

  • @reconexpert6515
    @reconexpert6515 Год назад +1

    Love The Vids

  • @KITTYCATTYMEOW
    @KITTYCATTYMEOW Год назад +1

    What kind of movie is this!💀 got me laughing like- 7:36

  • @allessaxon8642
    @allessaxon8642 10 месяцев назад

    ending commentary is what got me imma bite him right off XDDD

  • @pickmeasinner
    @pickmeasinner Год назад +2

    6:03 four fingers?! Mucky cow!

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 10 месяцев назад +1

      you could tell in the movie that the gyno doctor was hurting her during the "exam"