A Day with Florida’s Only Football Hooligan
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2019
- Derek 'Diablo' Alvarez wants to transplant British hooligan football violence into America. After being enraptured by grainy 80s videos of football gangs beating the shit out of each other in pubs and movies like Green Street and The Football Factory, Diablo has launched his own squad "The Miami Casuals," defending a soccer team, Inter Miami CF, that doesn't exist yet.
VICE's Joel Golby flies out to sunny Miami to meet this icon of neo-hooliganism and his "casuals" in a bid to discover whether the US is the new site of football hooliganism.
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No thanks.
As a white british man I finally understand what cultural appropriation is.
Comment of the year.
😂🍻
Right so even though he means well and attempts to pay homage, it still just doesn't sit well with you
@@moviedude22 It was quite clearly a joke mate
Clownish-Gambino I don’t know if I’d call that “homage”.
hes like a 13 year old who watched green street once
🤣🤣
lmao
🤣
Paaaaaaaha
🤣🤣🤣
While Derek tried to become a football hooligan, in reality he just turned himself into just another Florida man. 🤣
lollllllllll
Underrated comment
As a english man and a football fan ive never been so offended in my life BUT i do respect his efforts to accept our culture
😂😂😂
He’d be better off picking up some Shakespeare
Why do you have the Irish flag next to your name if you’re an English man?😂
When this guy was in a mental hospital he was locked in a room with only a copy of Green Street Hooligans for 2 years
John Frankovich best comment hahaha
You might be right but please don’t take the piss out of us.
Lmao this comment is so good.
Lmfao
I just fucking choked 😂👏👏👏
If this guy wasn't 5'2" he'd be a problem
its not about height mate. look at mike tyson knocking out ones who are way taller than him
@@borarider669 Tyson was 12 and already beat up grown men.
@@biglungsprod5617 iron mike 💪🏻
HAHAHAHA
@Logos Lmao no. Take jabs to the face all day u midget.
Diablo: “I’ve worn them lots of times”
Host “they’ve still got the tags on them” 😂😂
Tbf he wears them with the tags on
“I wonder which titan of English football he’ll call out this time” “STOKE!” As a stoke fan I can’t stop laughing at this 😂😂
As a man utd supporter i just knew he would drag us into this somehow 😂😂😂😂
He sounds Irish, American and Latino all at once.
Mr. Worldwide
Just something different.
More like a bloody wanker
i am an Irish person, he does not sound like us...
Latino? He sounds latin american? xD thats dumb lol
Let's start a crowdfund and get this guy to Birmingham!!
jacozard I got 5 on it
Hes been in Plymouth recently , I think hes still in england
I would definitely fork up 100 bucks but I want a guarantee that he gets on the airplane and he goes to a match.
Nah...not Bumingham.
jacozard now that is a video I’d like to see!
It wouldn't even be funny if he was clueless. But that fact that he's clearly done a lot of research to the point where he knows the clobber brands, what to drink and all the phrases just make it surreally hilarious
A fake hooligan who's happy to be a fake hooligan. I just can't believe he idolises Danny Dyer. A fake hooligan who idolises a bad hooligan actor.
This has inde-film written all over it. Love it. It's a Spanish guy in America acting like a Brit. He's an obvious prodigy
Highly doubtful he's Spanish. This is in South Florida, so most likely Cuban.
He's Italian
@@thorazine8402 the woman he lives with mentioned cuban
Such an underrated comment. Literally rolling 🤣
Cuban.
I love how he is drinking Stella, he is clearly paying attention to the small details. 😂🤣
It was the stella on the bedside table for me...
Haha hes amazing
And Guinness, and Boddingtons
Comment of the year 😂😂😂
Most people would find this guy entertaining if he were their local village crazy
This guy is a GTA character and he doesn't know it.
Kostamelos definitely Brucie
Aries Radke#6 lmao He really is Brucie 🤣🤣🤣😂💀💀💀💀💀
would love to see this in GTA6, they don't even need to edit it
brucie watched the football factory after shooting up bullshark
I went from amusement to annoyance and finally to pity, for this guy.
ruclips.net/video/n-y-2EeLqXs/видео.html
This is this guy.
Same, someone fly that poor guy to England.
Tommy, gave him a few slaps an the man flopped 😂
This guy looks like he's never seen a football in his life
PIGEON MAN Miami is a hot bed for football you must mean soccer.
PIGEON MAN or a job.
Herewego again with the American joke on football. But guess what? England national team is shit
battlefield/socom ps England national team may not always work well together but I can assure you the players are top notch
@@grime5652 lol, top notch? How is that any help? Is like i have Tesla that can't perform well
This is a modern day Grand Theft Auto character.
He is like Brucey from gta4
@@Caygo07 so true 😂
Mad Stoater is it Brucey or brucie?
@@ariesradke6193 Brucie
@@Caygo07 I was thinking the exact thing!
I actually really like him, notice the little things, such as at 16:50 , he spots his friend carrying two bags, and without being asked takes one of the bags to make it fair.
No way, this lad was in Cardiff today (21-01-23). And yes, Cardiff were at home against MILWALL today 😳
Hope he enjoyed himself
This can't be real. This has to be high-level satire.
H Ansell the bit where he calls out stoke, priceless.
or "low level"
@@stillthepillar684 you're clearly one of those morons who can't appreciate satire.
Nah he's completely real. A Florida legend where I'm from.
Nah, it's just Vice doing what it does: picking low hanging fruit and serving it to you.
Am I surprised this is in Florida? Nope
Bruh i see you on so many youtube vids commenting lmao
Another reincarnation of "Florida Man"
😂
Florida, the england of america
Dude I literally see you everywhere
That was cool to hear The Vanilla Muffins 'The Drug is Football' at 9:42 . I was just listening to that today--the greatest song about Football period. Too bad they didn't play more.
This vid was a blast. Too many people are taking this guy way too seriously. He's like a mad scientist with an off-kilter teenaged brain. He can come off as a tongue in cheek, articulate prankster and a goon all at once, but no arrogance. Dude's just an intense goofball.
Good job, Vice. Like everyone else, how about a follow-up? Miami FC just played Inter Miami for the Open Cup a couple weeks ago. That would have been a great one to see him mixed up in that. Again--good job, Vice.
Whoever edited this needs an Academy Award.
STOKE.
In Scotland this is a classic case of “Wee man syndrome”
😂😂😂
Major Hardon imagine he comes to a old firm
vee eks , angry bagel dude? 😂 ....... Steroid Smurf 😂
vee eks I live near the bagel man lol 😂
Aye just exactly that 😂😂😂😂
Vice should do a follow up doc were they bring this man to England
I moved to England for four months, back in Miami now.
Diablo TV and did you have a scrap
Diablo TV did you have a good time?
Diablo TV hi derek its robs son Charlie we met at the pub 😂
Diablo TV move to Russia man
now we know what happened to frodo after green street…
This guy has so much energy LOL. he is always hyped AF
Its called alcoholism.
Its called being American
ADHD
He's a cokehead, well known in the scene downtown.
cocaine?
This guys like a 14 year old who watched Green Street for the first time 😂😂
Hes 5 foot ajaha
Brilliant pal
Sadder thing is that he's actually in his mid 40s
🤣🤣🤣
This is just a movie nerd cosplaying Green Steet and Football Factory.
this man moves like he never stops animating for the 'choose your hero' screen
The bloke is a troll he's trolling english football fans 🤣
He wouldn’t last 10 on a cold Tuesday away at Stoke 😂
haha ayit
Raining of course
He would have his little American ass bent over and sent home to his mummy crying.
bruh these comments are crazy i have no idea what these dudes saying lmaoooo
kaiser kitty 😂😂 sorry you would have to be really English to no what the fuck we where saying
I think he had a stroke while watching Football Factory and never recovered
Frenk C. Natra 😭😭😭😭😭
lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao
He’s watched too many football hooligan movies 😂😂
That guy Danny Dyer, are you aware of him? He asked, I was in stitches 😂
Bring him to Europe, Eastern Europe to be exact. He will realize very quick what real hooligans are, and he will come down to earth.
Throw him in a subway after a Hungary vs Romania match or Serbia vs Bosnia and we'll see how he really fairs.
Balkan baby 🔨
English Ave, Atlanta will straighten him out and save on airfare.
@@jonseres Croatia- Serbia is the bigest rivality in east Europe
I've heard Belgrade would also be a good place to visit when Partizan and Crvena zvezda have their derby.
An American using 90s English slang in an Irish accent.
Momo Ether hello from Royal hill Tara county Meath Ireland☺bottle Guinness☺
More sounds like al pacino
Hes an absolute idiot...
From an irish person, that sounds nothing like us man
Welcome to America.
This dude is clearly not from Florida, but from Louisiana. That accent is unmistakable lmao.
He sounds like someone who slipped into a coma and woke up speaking a foreign language.
Really looks like he didn’t stage the waking up part at all
at ALL
LmAo rite....but why tho? Just to go shirtless?
@Jordan Shoultes that and also to pull the whole “waking up swinging coz I’m just THAT crazy” act, which ends up coming out awkward af.
As soon as I saw the can of Stella perfectly placed, I knew..
He cuts promos like he's in the WWE. It's blatantly obvious the guy is just a troll looking for fame (and unsurprisingly, Vice more than happily took the bait).
This would’ve been better if they’d paid for him to come to the UK and took him to Millwall.
Ben Willison second episode idea??
Would watch lol
And get the utter dogshit kicked out of him when he opens his mouth to do his WWE style promo?
EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS PLEASE. THE WORLD NEEDS IT
I was in UK for 6 months last year, here's me at Millwall 1/3.
ruclips.net/video/eweiE6jSLzQ/видео.html
Tommy sorted this goon right out 😩 and when I watched this years ago, I thought he was joking but he’s actually serious #sausage
Tommy kicked your Arse!!
Mr Diablo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a joke. Got sent packing in England. 🤣👌🏻
“Florida man flys to Millwall and takes on the entire home stand.” News at 11
I actually wish that would happen
I wouldn't be surprised lol
@ThunderLawyer I think you're underestimating his power level. I guarantee you that he'll end up gnawing at least one guy's face off before he gets kicked out of the country.
@@quote8066 depends how many bath salts he’s able to smuggle into England 😂
"Florida man dies within 3 minutes of entering stadium"
~News at 12~
I need a part two where you bring him to a game in England
He would be so funny coming over here to England to watch a match. We need a gofundme page to make this happen for him
That would actually be amazing. Please fly him over here Vice. Have him meet Millwall's rivals and go to a match.
omg yesss
100%
We need to make this happen deffo would be genius to do it
gotta love this guy. enjoying himself and doesnt care what other people think
Hilarious that he thinks Danny Dyer is some kind of king of football hooliganism ...
WHAT THE FLORIDAAAAAAAA
🤣
Lmfaooo
FLORIDUHHHHHHH
Only in Florida!!!! A Cuban country confused kid. Hahaha
G.F. U HIT ITZ RIGHTZ ONZ D BUTTONZ!!
I absolutely lost it when he pointed, looked dead in the camera, and yelled "STOKE"
Devin Kelley what time in the video is that?
@@Sebajstard 7:55
V V VLF
Guy: “I’m looking to make a name in the hooligan game, you know what I’m saying”
Me: *No, but are you 5’1”?*
This guy knows his stuff “ We will be the the biggest club in the world” within 3 years Beckham & Messi show up😂
I can't stop cringing every time he pretends to be English.
@Tommy Robinson It's not funny, it hurts 😂
He is Cuban....went to high school with him. He got suspend for jumping onto a rival gangs lunch table and started kicking people in the face.
@@mitchellbarrios4972 well thats obviously bullshit
Yeah, and every time He "falls short" hhahaaha :)
Sounds like a pikey
When you watch green street once
Hella wants to be a Pete Dunham BAD.
That is what I said LOL
i'm obsessed with this guy's blended accent
As a proud Englishman this is the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
When you watch green street
Hahaha great one mate
Good film
One time 😂👌
Spot on.
That film was awesome right up to the shitty ending
The kickin he would get in Glasgow
He'd get absolutely leathered hahaha
@@hythamalkhamsa1467 aye mate
england cant fight lmao get rekt
@@varisleek3360 Glasgow is Scotland mate
@@varisleek3360 Glasgow’s in Scotland you absolute trumpet
I’m in tears here
Ffs and he drinks Stella😂🍺,I’m getting proper wifebeater vibes from this dude
Is this an alternate Breaking Bad ending where Tuco Salamanca survives and moves to Miami?
Fpmsl 😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus your right
Tucooooo!!!
🤣😂🤣😂
He’s just an American, wannabe Brit, with a horrible British accent. I feel embarrassed for him watching this! The man is confused!
500 Days Of Raul fucking oath. Trying so hard to be different
He is joking, you can't unsee that 😂
I wanna hear a British man try out an American accent
Ive noticed alot of Americans are wannabes that what to belong to another culture, im not sure what the root of this issue is ?! are they just bored with their lives and cultures ?
Ahmad Kamal I totally get what you mean and I totally agree with you! They all for some reason call theirselves German and give you these weird percentages of their “supposed” genetic make-up 😂
“we’ll be number one in forest fighting” hahahaha
I bet this guy is so happy now that Inter Miami has Messi.
I wish you’d asked him about the offside rule.
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No american knows
@Alex Vives anybody with access to Google can front like they know everything/anything
"Soccer"?!?! Wow
I’ve never seen someone live their fantasy harder
For real. I dunno why the comments are so cynical. I for one have never been more inspired to fully go after my dreams.
My little boy puts the pillow over his head when pretending to be a sleep
“Patient babysitter and Kid who just drank tango” 😂😂😂
Looks like your typical Englishman on holiday in Spain
or berlin
@THE TWO FINGERED BRUTE haha you said it
Now this is why I got a lot of dirty looks in Berlin by Germans with my English girlfriend. Traveling with polish, this never happened.
This was funny
haha u clearly never been abroad in europe this guy would get eaten for breakfast
Most embarrassing thing I've watched in recent years
This is the best comedy I have seen for a long time.
12 minutes in and I have no idea what I'm watching
This guy is a troll, a bloody good one at that😂
He's like a teenager who's just got their first fake stone Island jumper
why fake lol kids these days wear real stone island
@@gghost1224 ermmm no they dont
@@kingston2411 Bruh ur talking rubbish haha maybe in the UK hoods but in Norway and normal middle class UK areas its real. Parents give it to them they dont need to buy fake lol or they sell hash and get themselves
@@gghost1224 hash? Shows how much you know
@@gghost1224 hash nah I’m pissing myself that’s too funny
As a human being, 5 minutes of this is enough.
bring him to the uk in a proper firm and i bet he would have the time of his life! absolute legend
Once he gets out of traction for six months.
Imagine this mong acting like this at an away game in England 😂
@Henry Tudor England fans can take anyone 😂 Italians are mental tho
@Henry Tudor All the fighting lads couldn't get out of the country so all you had was families...I do have a good video of one England fan fighting about 9 Russians and winning though.
I was going to use bellend, but I think mong is the correct choice
He would be locked up before he got to the game acting like that. Guy is awesome tho you gotta love the blind passion 😂
he would fit right in
This is blatantly a spoof . The Americans have finally got us back for borat and Ali g . And we fell for it 😂
lol i don't think Vice makes satires.
@@Dreams_Of_Purpose the satire isn't by vice its by this man for tricking them into making a doc about him.
@@DW94576 he's too realistic!! There's no way, this guy is legit :p
Haha that's exactly what I thought- this guy is a comedy actor
ha. Revenge for Sascha Baron Cohen
"are u sure he needs the cofee?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coffee & Coke
If Ted Lasso was a hooligan😂
This whole video is hilarious but the most cringeworthy thing is that Atlanta united supporter
If There’s football hooliganism in America, watch them bring guns to it
IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
scotty x yea bud
There'll never be American hooligans as yanks can't bloody fight
exactly it would end with shell casings everywhere
Alistair You’ve obviously never been to Florida
As a Serbian in Florida i find this hilarious 🤣 If we brought him to the Old Continent to see the real ultras he would tremble.
My guy must be so happy to see Messi at Miami FC 😅
This dude reminds me of the character Brucie in GTA IV.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol wasnt that the guy with the shark steroids?
@@Joshmaen1 Yes, indeed! An absolute nutcase lol
Plot twist - The character brucie was based on this guy
😂😂😂 haha yeah I was thinking thr exact same thing
*This guys intensity is draining for me. How is he not having a stroke*
I think he’s having one long stroke that doesn’t end.
Oh it's coming our kid.
@@MoonshineBlack. bravo... mate
Same omg 5 mins in and his constant intensity and constant ranting is too much
He isn't 657 he is 658 one minute late crew.
ALL laughs and jokes aside. This guy is honestly so based in his own way… like when he said that he would rap his "cut thoat rap" genre. This guy just does what he wants!
to all the UK youtubers out there,
this only occurs in florida, not all of america. I swear.
T. A. I started to worry a lil 😂
😂😂😂
It’s true... I seen’t it!
We don't believe you, this is everybody is Floriduh!
Yes facts. We good in Michigan ✊
This dude's gonna get himself in *big* trouble
Tesla Carver big big trouble!!
With who?
HAHAHAH BRO YOU'RE SO FUNNY
Goldie angelic picture
true
Can he do it at Stoke on a Tuesday night in February though?
Can of Stella on his bedside table lol, the man has done his research
Definitely inspired 😂
Florida is a fruit that just keeps on giving.
Isn’t this the same dude from that Slapshot banner video years ago?
This has an old vice vibe. I like
Chris Ayers one camera and one complete nutter with an awkward white journalist.
Is this what happens when an American watches Green Street too much?
This is what happens when a Floridian watches too much GSH.
Maverick Houston no. This is what happens when a Miami Cuban starts running their fucking pie holes.
This is gold, absolute gold, it’s a parody surely
I can’t tell
What a fascinating guy. I really enjoyed this video.
"Breakfast Stella" There is nothing more British than this🤣
We're he getting Stella from
@@weirdsciencethe2nd205 hell be importing it😂😂
@@JustDaniel6764 well stop him he's the worse for it lol
@robroy tamere just a brand I'd never seen jump the pond like that whatsoever its dish soap I like leffe it's stronger and way nicer
Yes there is! All day Stella!😂🏴