Spatula Madness: The Doctor's Office
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- Опубликовано: 14 фев 2014
- Steve gets a checkup with his doctor!
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I think this video is the perfect introduction for my friend who don't know who FilmCow is. It kinda sums up the entire channel in about a minute, doesn't it?
no ...
Yup normal situation dump funny thing happens starts getting weird and then something horrible happens
Not at all
missing the musical number
@@BigT.Larrity You're giving me Code Monkey flashbacks. :3
What kind of doctor pulls out a piece of brain, says "I'm sorry", and pulls out more brain?
Good point...
Yeah. Totally fake.
Or it was simply undefined flesh from the Doveosphere. The first sign of his return. It is impossible to resist the urge to grab another handful. Each clump of flesh has a 6/100 chance of returning the Dove into our universe. After that the Dove is all there is and ever will be.
obviously *SOMEONE'S* never been to the spatula doctor before
(yes i know i'm half a decade late i'm sorry)
@@ppbandit8832 yeah im even later. don't worry about it
This alone is scarier than the last decade of horror films.
The doves face did me in.
I'm expecting him to pull out a lamb chop
WOW.
Maybe the pieces of meat were uncooked lamb chops. Maybe professor toothy followed the dove out from behind that guys head.
Something much, much better happened.
Don't panic people.
These are just our newest flavor of Grand Slamwiches.
Introducing the "Red Veal-vet".
Coming to a Denny's near you.
...Very near you.
ITS PROFESSOR TOOTHY!
I like how the ring started immediately when the dove came onto the screen, puts out a, "You're already screwed" vibe."
The dove didn't scare me... the amount of balloons coming from him scared me.
Also I like how the doctor is saying oh no but is still pulling his organs out😂😂😂
Ikr, when the balloons were coming out my eyes are just getting bigger, when the dove came out I was like 😐
same
Do you have a text
How the fuck does someone come up with this. Like not even someone on drugs could possibly think of this. Holy Shit.
how does someone come up with that profile pic?
Payton Holmes Its what happens when i photoshop Seth Macfarlane.
The strangest things are often thought up by people who don't even drink.
@@barbequesauce7167
exactly. Look at Frank Zappa. His discography is the most zany complex music and he never touched drugs despite living through the degeneracy of the 1960s and 70s.
Drugs are an overrated source of creativity.
It's funny how Jason can take literally any random things that pop out of his head and make a an actual mindblowingly deep/scary episode of spatula madness out of it. That's some talent.
Hilarious as usual, even though I started to get worried the whole thing would just be balloons. It wasn't. lol It so wasn't...
Scatsbury can we be friends
the hell did i just see 0_0
TheScatsbury where are you scatsbury
Its scatsburyyyyy omgg
Then pull out three bloody chunks and a dove
But it has a weard face
Until it will be big
This is a complete fucking masterpiece.
I have to say it again. FUCKING MASTERPIECE!!!!
"What's wrong with it's face!?" 😂😂😂
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Lol
Words cannot express my love for the randomness and comedy of filmcow
This is true. Only a holy mixture of pine cones and tacos can.
This video made more sense than my entire day.
I would kill to have one of your days.
I know Zoidberg Jesus, I know...
This deserves SO much more views :D It's just a perfect definition of J. Steele videos. Completely random, but somehow absolutely brilliant.
So many more*
Grammar Police Not a murican, don't really care :3
LongLive TrueFreedom "I'm not an American, so I don't really care. :3"*
Grammar Police
yu wull nevar cauch meh aliv gwammer pallice!1! *RANS AWAI*
And this ALL started with a red balloon.
... I'm buying my ex a red balloon.
No it started…in perfect health
Don't you mean... 99 red balloons
Reminds me of It
What
This is my favorite spatula madness short.
Hate when that happens.
when a interdimensional time from hell rift forms at the back of you,re head?
me too..
Wasn't going to sleep tonight anyway
I have a doctor's appointment today...
lets hope hes not a spatula
If he starts finding balloons get the fuck out of there!
Be sure to put the dove back before it grows
Oh noooo...!
@@EhrenCG lol im fucking dead bra😂😂😂
I love how this would've been the exact same if they weren't spatulas, but it's funnier that they are somehow.
Just so all you people know, there are two balloons of each color, blue, red, purple, and green. These colors are also the four colors of the spatula anatomy poster in the background.
What about the yellow one?
***** Pfft, the yellow one is the spatula...*totally didn't forget about the yellow balloon*
sure. sure.
u sir, are a detective
A bad detective that missed a yellow balloon. I had to quit my job because of that yellow balloon. When the other balloons were standing trial in court, I was hounding them all like no tomorrow. It all would've gone fine, if I hadn't missed that yellow balloon earlier.
Days before, when we were raiding the doctor's office for criminal balloons, the whole place was chaos. I was trying to remain calm and get the balloons before they caused any more harm, but with the bird there, the yellow balloon got away.
Back to the present, the last balloon, a not so bright blue one, was giving its testimony on what happened. The judge and jury were clearly not impressed, and the balloons were more than likely going to jail. Suddenly, however, the yellow balloon comes barging in to the court room, guns blazing.
It was a slaughter, and we lost many good men because of that balloon. The worst part is, all the balloons got away, and I didn't even have a chance to stop them. I haven't slept right since that incident. I can't. Not with that yellow balloon haunting my dreams.
I kinda want that spatula anatomy poster on the wall...
I'm holding out for a Flapjackian Man version. Get on that, Spatula da Vinci!
@@ferd617 The Vitruvian Spatula.
I had the same thing happen to me last Tuesday
What a coincidence, me too.
That's an odd coincidence, giant freak doves a ravaging a hot dog a street and its its ..... Horrifying. Oh no the biggest dove! It's eating the smaller ones oh oh oh my ..... Oh man a nuke! Oh my. The dove its eating buildings! Oh no! No it's flying of to the sun! wait wut? It's burnt corpse just fell to the ground and oh! It smells like a dumpster! *pukes* eeeh uhhhh man that was disgusting... I'm just going to go and eat some Cheetos now.
WOW... speechless.
Green Sam?
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So THAT'S why people are supposed to get their shots...
CCCAAAAARRRRRLLLLL WHY DID YOU SUICIDE D;
CARRLLL! That kills people! :v
This is arguably my favorite filmcow vid. Something about it just makes me laugh every single time. I think Film Cows style is just about weirding out and unnerving us enough that we laugh because we don't know how to feel. We feel this strange mix of emotions so we cope with laughter. And laughing feels nice 👌
Yeah I hate when that happens.
Dear god it's Katia!
Hey, is your profile pic from that one web serial about making cats cry or something?
That was great.
I keep forgetting these go from silly to Cthulhu levels of crazy scary and disturbing.
I can strangely relate to this...
AubreyStudios82 I think we can all relate this to our lives. When people say they are doves and they like peace, they are actually saying that there doves and they want to borrow into other peoples heads with their balloons of evil and KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!! KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!! KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Silas Letter are you okay?
Dovahcat No, but are any of us really?
Silas Letter *my eyes go blank as I stare into space, everything fading to black and white as the memories of the war rage* "No."
AubreyStudios82 how can anyone relate to this
Watching this after all these years brings back memories
Ok, someone has to do this:
Let's assume there's a pocket dimension behind Steve's head, and the alien dove is the master of that realm, and that he first sends out balloons as a happy "bait" to make the victims curious before he himself steps through the portal. Obviously, the victim will be terrified and will try to push it back through the portal, which apparently makes the alien stronger until it evolves into that monster, whereupon it ravages anything in sight.
Everything makes sense, except: what purpose do the three pieces of flesh serve?
previous victims?
no, it's simply a message not to play with magic. if you play with magic you could fully channel the dark world and summon a monster.
qw3rwfdqweqw A sound theory, although it's illogical to keep pulling things from the portal once you've got a piece of flesh out of it. So why did that doctor keep going?
Ah screw it, this is Filmcow, what am I thinking. :D
Maybe doves that didn't make it through the portal?
And the doctor knew about everything, he was just in denial.
I once pulled a balloon out of my head....I was never the same again
And the videos continue to get stranger and stranger, and more entertaining at the same time...
Then the dove appeared from the Spatula and then a voice was heard "YOU PULL THE SPATULA FROM THE GREASE!"
such a beautiful dove
whats wrong with its face?!
TheGreenTaco999 isnt that normal for a dove?
omi Parti NO! its not. *worried voice*
TheGreenTaco999 tell that to the doves in my back yard.
omi Parti NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
i performed this in drama at school...
Chaotic Brunette And i smacked my head/face on the floor half on purpose and everyone laughed so damn hard
We
Need
A
Video
I performed Africa Dudes from Stamper at my school a few years ago. It was amazing and confusing to everyone else
@ChasmaHyena I can understand hiding ballons, but hiw did you get the fucking dove in there?
@@pacotaco1246 it was a fake small dove if I recall correctly. Haven't thought about this for years
I love this in small doses.
The fact that the feature length Spatula Madness video was canceled probably saved countless lives.
Every time I watch this the way he says "The dove is bad?" cracks me up but then again the whole video is perfection. Its a beautiful perfect dove lol
They have a cream for that now I believe
Well... I was watching some hilarious videos before this and now I get a glimpse of a satan dove. Thanks filmcow.
I feel like I was just in a creepypasta
Well, I shat myself. Where do we go from here Jason?
Captures certain subconscious childhood insanity fears quite well, it does.
Secretly this is Don't hug me I'm Scared 2.5
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
im just waiting for the day filmcow reaches 1 million subscribers...i thought they would have achieved this goal long ago:(
I'm waiting for the next Llamas with Hats!
Miracle InfiniteWishes i'm looking for the cloak 2
Totally worth me putting off going to the bathroom to watch this.
I hope you've had a chance to go in the last 6 years.
This was the 9/11 of doctor vists
I don't know why I watch these.....yet I keep coming back for more.
"What's wrong with its face?" bahahaha
THE DOVE
This was the only video Filmcow has made that has caused me to go, "What the hell" out loud
I wish going to the doctors was this fun
I like how he continued to try to put the dove back after he said it was too late
What the actual complete and utter fuck.
Utter fuck complete actual and the WHAT ???
Desare Farris Hey man, the dove had to go back.
In the words of Simon: "Thanks A Lot Obama!"
Now imagine if that were a colonoscopy.
I never imagine anything else.
3 years later and I still laugh every time I watch this
This is the most FilmCow film that ever did cow.
Well it does say "Madness" in the title.
The EXACT same thing happened to me last time I went to the doctor.
anyone else notice the high pitched ringing when he pulled the dove out?
It starts before he pulls the dove
this has to be the best spatula madness you have ever made!
With all of this balloons, I guess you could say he was an... airhead?
More like a ba-loonatic.
Always the soothing music after the chaos. Well done.
This is absolutely perfect !!! Great job people who done this video, you're the best !
never going to the doctor again
Jason Steele, you are a complex man and I would love to do mushrooms with you.
Time to throw away my spatulas.
These videos are terrifying and amusing at the same time...
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
Much actual. Such fuck. Wow.
Thanks Obama-care!
This is probably my favorite video by you guys. Pleeease make more of these things.
I'm never getting out of bed...
+Nate Simon Yes.
Now why would he pull out brain, say oh no, then pull out more brain?
You're not asking the right question. If I were you, I would ask myself how bananas and communists are directly leading to my grandmother's financial breakdown
Oh look another balloon!
this is legitimately terrifying
I can't believe this came out 4 years ago. I think I come back every 6 months and it's still just as funny. Bravo
I really need more of this.
I never was shocked in my entire life like now
This was really one of your best videos
i love this short so much you dont even know how
the sheer emotion in "It's a beautiful perfect dove!!"
This is extremely disturbing in the best way ever :D
The dove's face...
It was so beautiful...
12 years later and i still love this shorts
Film cow is my absolute favorite!!! LovE FILM COW! And love this video!! Amazing job guys!!!! Keep em coming!!!
Brilliant. Funny and horrifying at the same time. Well done, sir
You can always rely on spatula madness to come up with something legitimately disturbing! :D
i watch this before i go to bed every night because i'm a brave little boy
I still miss Paul and Carl.
That is genuinely terrifying
Don't worry, as long as you give the dove your unwavering loyalty, you will be saved, you will be taken into the flock, and one day you will join the dove.
Or I could you know... EAT THE DOVE'S FACE, to establish dominance.
Gorinich Serpant The only problem with that is that the dove knows. It can feel betrayal seeping from your tissues before you even know yourself. It will devour you entirely. Not even a memory of you will remain. The dove knows. The dove always knows.
EvilProtagonist The Dove also knows that I know it knows, and it's not betrayal if I wasn't on it's side to start with.
Gorinich Serpant All belong to the Dove. The dove is owner of creatures, thoughts, and a time share in Endora. Rejoice my child, for you are part of the Dove already, and the Dove will love you, as it loves each and every one of it's meals. Go now. Be with the Dove in Endora, but stay away from their Endora dollars. They're filthy.
***** All hail, in hopes that balloons will one day pour from the backs of our heads, ever so copiously.
Spatula Madness has got to be my favourite thing from you guys.
What really gets me is how judging by the doctor’s reactions to the flesh chunks and the dove, he’s likely been in this exact situation before (or at least read about it). Which only makes me wonder why he continues to pull things out in the first place.
THE FUCK!!!!!!
oh i just love this channel
What did i just witness.....
That moment with that bird :o
That was twisted. I love the suspense - from the balloon to the terror :)
Lol "It's too late"
Proceeds to try two more times