Ylvis - Maximum gardening (English vocals)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2013
  • Fra I kveld med Ylvis sesong 1 på TVNorge.
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  • @laradeeley1915
    @laradeeley1915 10 лет назад +70

    calle spraying the olive tree while running gets me every damn time

  • @thebrandonkm
    @thebrandonkm 10 лет назад +155

    Winner of 11 Academy Awards including Best Picture

    • @CousinRomanBellic
      @CousinRomanBellic 10 лет назад +38

      and best supporting sapling in an extreme scene.

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian 9 лет назад +160

    Guys, you gotta be careful with this shit. Yeah, when you're young and feel immortal you can do extreme gardening with no fear, but what if something goes wrong?
    My cousin was an extreme gardener. Then came that horrible, horrible raking accident. He was going for a Full 720 Triple Gamgee. Now look at him. Bedridden... tubes... wires... Once he grew vegetables; now he's practically a vegetable himself.
    Don't let that happen to you.

    • @zeannarouxmiyunae7515
      @zeannarouxmiyunae7515 9 лет назад +6

      Your cousin was a weak man..It takes a women to get our there and prove to the world how amazing building a garden can be. I may be young but I know and accept the risk. Thanks but no thanks for the warning

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn 8 лет назад

      D:

    • @sahanaru
      @sahanaru 7 лет назад

      the feminism is strong in this one

    • @Molybdaenmornell
      @Molybdaenmornell 3 года назад +2

      Ah, the Triple Gamgee. How many promising young EG's have washed up broken at the foot of that cruel cliff ... It takes courage in spades. One wrong move and they'll be wheeling you to a barrow on the downs ...
      It's a sensitive subject for me. My girlfriend was a free solo gardener, unchallenged on her turf. I still get chills when I recall her balancing through the nettles alone, unroped, barefoot, yet never blemished by the stings that would have rewarded lesser mortals for their daring. Where others would have dropped the scythe from weak and sweaty hands, her undying faith in her own grace and genius shielded her from all fear. And so she walked in innocence where no other could walk in arms. And at night, safely back in mine after the day's perils, she would always tell me that her latest quest in the Green had felt like no more than a walk in the park. My admiration for her knew no bounds and I treasured her softness all the more for the great deeds it belied. And never did she do weed, day after day resisting the lure that encroached upon her purity from all sides.
      There is a wooden bridge in our garden, built in the deeps of time by forgotten craft, untrodden by uncounted generations of EG's. No other path, light or dark, spans the Bramble Bog or leads to the brooding, steaming Mountain of Compost in the shadow beyond. It has proven an impassable defence against its destruent hosts and the harsh song of the common whitethroat warns lost travellers as their erring feet approach it. The bridge appears deceptively short from a distance, no more than a couple of boisterous bounds. Little do we, standing in the relative safety of the mown lawn (and it was my lover's tireless efforts to which we owed its safety) guess at its length, its treacherous rotten wood and evil nails.
      Well do I remember the day when she came to understand that fate had chosen her. She would not eat at the breakfast table, though all of us urged her. Darkness lay heavily upon her brow. We bid her farewell, watched her dwindle into the gloom upon the winding path, bowed for once, it seemed, by the weight of her errand. We saw her step onto the wood, her diffidence apparent even across the miles between. Then that fall. She never head our screams as the brambles swallowed her.
      We never found her. None of us has dared to approach the creeping abyss of thorns where she must still lie. Shame drags at my heels when I rise in the mornings and shame drags me back to bed after dark.

  • @baconmakinmayor
    @baconmakinmayor 10 лет назад +30

    this probably is a real show in the US already.

  • @Virtuellmodell
    @Virtuellmodell 10 лет назад +28

    "The water is flowing.." Cracks me up every time! :D

  • @SmokeySmudgeStudio
    @SmokeySmudgeStudio 10 лет назад +111

    I would pay to see this in the cinema

    • @aldocampos5322
      @aldocampos5322 6 лет назад

      i´m actually sending letters to produce this film hahahahaha

    • @teresadalessio1
      @teresadalessio1 6 лет назад

      SmokeySmudgeStudio one of the funniest skits ever

  • @michaelruggles9441
    @michaelruggles9441 10 лет назад +46

    Hahaha... oh my goodness. I never knew I fit into a stereotype. I talk just like the "you know I was like, hey man, I'm serious about this shit, it's now or never" and snowboarding used to be my life.

  • @lorivingot5495
    @lorivingot5495 9 лет назад +36

    I could not stop laughing! Spade, spade, spade, spade! The fact that they did this in English makes it funnier, making fun of all those Extreme this and that American shows. Who knew that nature was so radical (thank you Calle)

  • @TheShizaarius
    @TheShizaarius 5 лет назад +6

    Every American show ever, making everything look serious and extreme while shouting and being dramatic all the time (look at the water flowing :D )
    Genious! Thank you for existing guys, you make my day every time I watch your videos

  • @SlyguyDansk
    @SlyguyDansk 10 лет назад +57

    monster=sponsor

  • @TheDanielMoose
    @TheDanielMoose 10 лет назад +20

    BEST.MOVIE.EVER

  • @mun1872
    @mun1872 9 лет назад +14

    THE WATER IS FLOWING!

  • @SongsOfLostThings
    @SongsOfLostThings 10 лет назад +57

    I want the whole movie! I mean, did they make it? Did the olive tree survive? Can't take this suspense! Extreme gardening is just too much for my nerves!

  • @October461
    @October461 9 лет назад +23

    Lol when they stared at the flowers with serious faces! :')

  • @GeeDougg1
    @GeeDougg1 10 лет назад +12

    The music in this was actually pretty dramatic and awesome. :P

  • @franko8858
    @franko8858 9 лет назад +21

    I thought about skydiving or kickboxing.
    But, this looks way more intense.

  • @KunoBaka0908
    @KunoBaka0908 10 лет назад +5

    so happy when tvnorge decided to upload all of Ylvis videos. Now I dont have to watch it elsewhere.

  • @GregoryVeizades
    @GregoryVeizades 7 лет назад +37

    This is why gardening is banned in New Zealand.

  • @96ace96
    @96ace96 10 лет назад +1

    10/10 would watch again.

  • @titusgray4598
    @titusgray4598 10 лет назад +4

    Gardening is just too intense as it is!!! Mind blown. Lmao!!

  • @Wxtst.3
    @Wxtst.3 10 лет назад +10

    They have really great English! This was hilarious btw hahahaha.

  • @JasminLeblanc
    @JasminLeblanc 9 лет назад +63

    What's Jon Snow, Theon Greyjoy and Jaime Lannister doing gardening?

    • @SophieJackson1993
      @SophieJackson1993 8 лет назад +3

      I know exactly which ones are what, spot on. 10/10

    • @coolgirlz1225
      @coolgirlz1225 8 лет назад +1

      +JasminLeblanc That's genius. I had only ever imagined Vegard as Jon Snow, but never the other two. Amazing. I can't unsee it now.

    • @cRazzygirlD
      @cRazzygirlD 6 лет назад +1

      best comment i've seen on youtube

  • @MonaLisa_Ylvis
    @MonaLisa_Ylvis 10 лет назад +3

    Finally! I've been waiting for this one. It's absolutely fabulous! Thank you TVNorge:)))

  • @iingii
    @iingii 10 лет назад +9

    "LOOK AT THE WATER FLOWING! THE WATER IS FLOWING!! This is the greatest day...!"
    :'D

  • @jesseguia359
    @jesseguia359 10 лет назад +6

    I lost my shit at Calle's face and the leaf blower. LMAO

  • @penelopesnopes6852
    @penelopesnopes6852 10 лет назад +2

    Love the shovel cam .....

  • @1monire
    @1monire 7 лет назад +3

    They make it look so easy.

  • @TheMrFuksiarz
    @TheMrFuksiarz 10 лет назад +4

    I'love Ylvis!

  • @DarthKalia
    @DarthKalia 10 лет назад +5

    LOOK AT THE WATER FLOWING! THE WATER'S FLOWING! OH MY GOD!

  • @2dayBlue
    @2dayBlue 10 лет назад +4

    It's so epic that you have to split it into 2 sequel with the first one telling nothing, and the real story only begins in part II.......

  • @VasimanYT
    @VasimanYT 10 лет назад +12

    The way he handles the shovel...Mindfuck
    LOL

  • @TheRecon614
    @TheRecon614 10 лет назад +4

    Dangit! It already came out! I missed it!

  • @GleePerformancesProfile
    @GleePerformancesProfile 8 лет назад +7

    "The water is flowing! The water is flowing!"

  • @joyc9450
    @joyc9450 10 лет назад +5

    This is so silly. I love silly. I loved at the end when they transplanted the olive tree - like it was an organ transplant - with the helicopter and all. They always make me laugh.

  • @umcarainteressante
    @umcarainteressante 10 лет назад +6

    "YOU CREATE LIFE"

  • @xceccy
    @xceccy 10 лет назад +6

    the way the water was flowing tho.. sick!

  • @carol-lynnecampbell3870
    @carol-lynnecampbell3870 3 года назад +1

    As a Canadian, I like, follow, but truly love your sense of humor. SNL Norwegian style is just soo much better. So glad I branched out of Hollywood's bubble long ago. Trying to get my niece to do the same.

  • @tammybartelt7170
    @tammybartelt7170 10 лет назад +2

    You guys make me laugh so much!!! This is so funny!!!

  • @joyw4071
    @joyw4071 6 лет назад

    U guys are nuts. Total hit on extreme shows. Yes!

  • @fennecinspace
    @fennecinspace 8 лет назад +1

    they make it look so awesome .. and intense

  • @nour_s3124
    @nour_s3124 6 лет назад

    I love them soo much 🌸🌸
    And they are so funny 😂😂😍😍

  • @atinb
    @atinb 10 лет назад +7

    ROFGFL (Rolling On the Fucking Gardening Floor Laughing)!!!

  • @PaquetChristophe
    @PaquetChristophe 10 лет назад +3

    You're really marvelous !!!

  • @peaceandnirvana
    @peaceandnirvana 10 лет назад

    Loving this. :))

  • @muddshshshark
    @muddshshshark 10 лет назад +1

    Epic! .These guys have Monster balls to try this. Radical gardening blew me away!!

  • @mrskatelawson
    @mrskatelawson 10 лет назад

    love you guis!!

  • @MouseGuardian
    @MouseGuardian 10 лет назад +3

    Every big snowboard film production ever made! Only gardening...

  • @Vikushu
    @Vikushu 10 лет назад +15

    Extreme Makeover: Gardening Edition

  • @l3l3ettel2t4n
    @l3l3ettel2t4n 10 лет назад +2

    So EPIC !!!

  • @_koschwarz
    @_koschwarz 9 лет назад +2

    This is simply genius.

  • @johnholpp577
    @johnholpp577 10 лет назад +26

    Why!
    WHY IS THIS NOT REAL!

  • @werullerozcova2911
    @werullerozcova2911 10 лет назад +4

    1:24 I fell off from my chair :'D :'D

  • @dustbowl19311939
    @dustbowl19311939 10 лет назад +2

    The water is flowing...:-)

  • @BloodScorchedSun
    @BloodScorchedSun 10 лет назад +1

    A goddamn masterpiece

  • @baraldilaria
    @baraldilaria 10 лет назад +3

    ahahahah! you guys are my idols.

  • @TheNiennaTasartir
    @TheNiennaTasartir 9 лет назад +3

    This is hilarious!
    Bored by gardening? Try this!

  • @soyanoli
    @soyanoli 9 лет назад

    I love watching this..... crack up every time lol

  • @jonahlindhe756
    @jonahlindhe756 8 лет назад +1

    This is fucking amazing. I don't know how many times I have watched this. I laugh my ass off every time.

  • @Sekerak072305
    @Sekerak072305 9 лет назад

    lol, I love these guys

  • @BatCorkill
    @BatCorkill 5 лет назад

    Tried this is 2019. My yard has never looked better.

  • @AR1G3
    @AR1G3 10 лет назад +1

    If they made it I would actually pay watch it in cinema.

  • @jillgray7516
    @jillgray7516 10 лет назад +2

    Bard's little ponytail OMG :DD

  • @phantomorrow
    @phantomorrow 10 лет назад

    THE WATER'S FLOWING OMG

  • @europegirlh2o
    @europegirlh2o 10 лет назад +5

    But what happened with the olive tree???? Damn this suspense!!

  • @fahmianugrah
    @fahmianugrah 8 лет назад +5

    The most Serious Joke ever. so far.

  • @Mafioza9999
    @Mafioza9999 10 лет назад +13

    In theaters 2012?!

    • @so0fie010
      @so0fie010 10 лет назад +14

      This is an old video, it has been on other youtube channels...

    • @MonaLisa_Ylvis
      @MonaLisa_Ylvis 10 лет назад +11

      This trailer was aired in 2011 on their talkshow (season 1:)

  • @sandroinorge871
    @sandroinorge871 6 лет назад

    Damn! Those guys have some guts!

  • @benjamingring621
    @benjamingring621 5 лет назад +2

    Great parody of most american doc/sopes. How about getting the epic meal guys on the skit

  • @jonas6259
    @jonas6259 10 лет назад +3

    I tried maximum gardening one time and.... dude! It's hard. I went back to football.

  • @FaitheRaphael
    @FaitheRaphael 10 лет назад

    If you love Ylvis, and gardening, you've got to watch 'extreme gardening'!

  • @redrum4805
    @redrum4805 10 лет назад +7

    Clever XD

  • @bendriscoll6631
    @bendriscoll6631 9 лет назад +7

    That poor tree. They don't seem to know anything about gardening because they planted it in a wheat field that is harvested every year.

  • @Ritvik117
    @Ritvik117 10 лет назад

    EPIC

  • @kaioken8040
    @kaioken8040 6 лет назад +2

    "Why should you kill nature with boredom? ..I mean nature is so radical!"

  • @MusicCriticDuh
    @MusicCriticDuh 10 лет назад

    Cool

  • @KatManB.
    @KatManB. 4 года назад

    💛🔥❤

  • @krawako
    @krawako 10 лет назад

    I wanna see the rest of the movie.. =(

  • @adde27
    @adde27 10 лет назад +10

    Hahaha, vafan...

  • @BradenJohnYoung
    @BradenJohnYoung 10 лет назад +2

    I want this to be real so bad!

  • @sledheadjd
    @sledheadjd 10 лет назад +2

    I bet this is how Travis Pastrana and the Nitro crew gardens!!!!

  • @brierodriguez3254
    @brierodriguez3254 7 лет назад

    Thank You Jesus for Ylvis! too hilarious

  • @jac101pinkgirl
    @jac101pinkgirl 10 лет назад +2

    Fricken funny X)

  • @TheJacco97
    @TheJacco97 10 лет назад +5

    "The perfect flight" parody

  • @iplayoldgames_
    @iplayoldgames_ 10 лет назад

    Hello!!!! IT IS 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Furrina89
    @Furrina89 10 лет назад +9

    Can I get the DVD in India, or do I need to send special request to the producers?

    • @johnnybelinda8539
      @johnnybelinda8539 10 лет назад +5

      Oh I'm sure they'll make a sequel. In Hindi.

    • @Furrina89
      @Furrina89 10 лет назад +2

      emma jones Oh, that's so awesome!!

    • @rupamg
      @rupamg 10 лет назад +5

      I believe they had it released worldwide; I watched it in New Delhi. Not sure of the DVD, but a sequel is set for an early 2015 release.
      No, it is not going to be in Hindi, but rumor has it, it will have Amitabh Bachhan, probably reprising his role of the baghban.

    • @Furrina89
      @Furrina89 10 лет назад +3

      Rupam G. Thanx... I always wanted a sequel for Baghban where Amitabh finally opens that landscapping business.

    • @blacknight7643
      @blacknight7643 9 лет назад

      Vini Bhatt u guys are crazy...lol

  • @DaKristek
    @DaKristek 10 лет назад

    that guy surely knows how to water those plants

  • @shee2665
    @shee2665 10 лет назад

    These guys are FUCKING BRILLIANT!! LMAO!!

  • @yourpalcas
    @yourpalcas 9 лет назад

    I thought at the beginning that they were advertising a movie.....but NOPE EXTREME GARDINING 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @emmieterese
    @emmieterese 10 лет назад +1

    Hahahahah kung

  • @allenwalker7653
    @allenwalker7653 10 лет назад +1

    This came out in 2012 so can i find it on netflix?:-)
    JK

    • @kimommen5115
      @kimommen5115 9 лет назад +6

      ya its all over Netflix...I just watched it and it turns out...its a trilogy. Search for it

  • @ProfDrMau
    @ProfDrMau 9 лет назад +20

    Everything is much better using a helicopter

    • @lukasdohnal1229
      @lukasdohnal1229 9 лет назад +4

      ProfDrMau That's 50% of what's "extreme" about it. :D

  • @91Neli
    @91Neli 10 лет назад +3

    can these guys get any more random? lmfao

  • @SuperClayCrazy
    @SuperClayCrazy 9 лет назад +1

    I can't stop laughing

  • @maxierules100
    @maxierules100 10 лет назад

    Please make this film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please

  • @meganshisler2824
    @meganshisler2824 10 лет назад

    That's so fucking extrem gardening. They can come trim my bush any time

  • @kiwilim
    @kiwilim 10 лет назад +1

    this is too intense to handle

  • @1nzhener
    @1nzhener 10 лет назад +3

    Каждую весну и осень так...ебаный огород

  • @TeutaTheQueen
    @TeutaTheQueen 10 лет назад

    bahahaha that shovel on 0:49 X'D

  • @xnmerry
    @xnmerry 10 лет назад +8

    Too much! Too intense! I can't stand it!!!! LOL :)

  • @hibertansiyar
    @hibertansiyar 10 лет назад +1

    This is great! And here, 101 people doesn't get the point at all.