Bartender Reacts The Insane Plot Armor of Cats--Casual Geographic *Cats: Way more OP than I thought*

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @KairiPrime
    @KairiPrime 10 месяцев назад +61

    A lot of the cat to human communication, and manipulation let's be real, comes from the fact that we didn't domesticate cats. Cats domesticated themselves. Literally they showed up because it was easier for them to get food around us and we just let it happen because having cats around meant less mice and rats in our food stores. Then we found that having cats was nice so we started feeding them ourselves and boom, house cats.

    • @AmericansLearn
      @AmericansLearn  10 месяцев назад +15

      I can't even be mad about it though!

    • @kclovelypinky8561
      @kclovelypinky8561 9 месяцев назад +4

      Lol I love ur explanation it's so funny pluse that was a good way of explaining it

  • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
    @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 9 месяцев назад +20

    Cat:
    - Five Seconds Later -
    Cat:
    If that doesn't describe cats in general, i don't know what else can.

  • @DevlinBlake
    @DevlinBlake 7 месяцев назад +10

    They didn't abandon Clementine. They left her with relatives who were going to take good care of her. But the relatives didn't figure she'd wander off that far.

  • @karlsmith2570
    @karlsmith2570 10 месяцев назад +28

    Cats are also one of those animals that when their human is feeding under the weather, they'll cuddle up to them in an effort to keep them warmer

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 6 месяцев назад +1

      I don't know if that's the reason, man. My cat's never happier than when I'm sick (wrote "thick" at first, lol), cause it means she gets to lie ontop of me for most of the day and night. When my sleep pattern is crooked, she won't even go to sleep until I go to bed and will eventually come in and meow at me that it's bedtime, as if she needs me there to sleep herself. I swear, cats are antisocial in some ways and the clingiest extraverts in others 😄 Like waiting to use her litterbox, until I have to use the bathroom...

  • @ms_scribbles
    @ms_scribbles 10 месяцев назад +62

    From what I seem to recall about the Clementine Jones story is that they did leave her with someone. I can't remember exactly who, but I think it was a relative. Clementine then just left the kittens with the relatives and went to go find her people.

    • @AmericansLearn
      @AmericansLearn  10 месяцев назад +22

      Oh thank god. That's something I guess.

    • @fransthefox9682
      @fransthefox9682 9 месяцев назад +22

      @@AmericansLearn They left her with relatives. I think with the owner's parents. They even called them when the cat gone missing, and that worried the owners a lot.

  • @jackiehansen2421
    @jackiehansen2421 9 месяцев назад +12

    My bff’s old cat managed to find them after they moved. Her dad just dropped the cat off somewhere and they moved across town, two days later she showed up on the doorstep. He did it again when they moved a couple of years later and she again found them.

  • @fabiomorandi3585
    @fabiomorandi3585 10 месяцев назад +59

    Most of the time, people allergic to cats are actually allergic to their saliva, but their fur ends up getting the blame because cats lick themselves to keep clean.

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 9 месяцев назад +2

      Can't wait to tell Travis Willingham

    • @joshuamcdowell1460
      @joshuamcdowell1460 6 месяцев назад +1

      Not just the saliva, but the urine. And there's urea in saliva. But like, specifically the concentrated ammonia.

  • @generayvandergraaf9594
    @generayvandergraaf9594 10 месяцев назад +13

    I am definitely in camp cat. Dogs are alright but cat's rule. I had a cat once. It was my brother's. He went away to travel and asked me to take care of his cat. When he returned he didn't want to take it back. So I was stuck with the cat. But I didn't mind. I had become fond of it. My brother had named it 'Mozes Kriebel', translated Moses Itch. It was something a character on television used to say. I just called it Kriebel.
    I can attest that cats have healing powers. When my daughter was born the cat was there the whole time. It just lay on the bed and watched. I'm sure it knew exactly what was going on. My daughter was born at home, which is not uncommon here. If there is no medical necessity it is the preferred way. Unless someone specifically wants to go to a hospital. For us there was no risk anyway. There was a hospital at the end of our street, less than a hundred yards from our house.

  • @jakewhite1760
    @jakewhite1760 10 месяцев назад +13

    Trying to spread out and land on your stomach like cats, is a great way to get yourself killed lmao. We are not cats and our bodies are not designed for the same things theirs are. The whole reason they’re splaying out and hitting the ground with their chest actually works, is because of their utterly superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Because the instant their chest makes contact with the ground, their legs fold inward and raise them back off the ground like a spring loaded board. We aren’t that fast and trying to do the same thing as they is basically a guaranteed shattered rib cage and collapsed lungs lol

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 10 месяцев назад +9

      Man invented parachutes because we're not.

    • @AmericansLearn
      @AmericansLearn  10 месяцев назад +8

      aww, boo. Foiled again by this damn anatomy.

    • @AristasTheMonsterHunter
      @AristasTheMonsterHunter 9 месяцев назад +2

      And also, they are much, much, MUCH lighter than us

    • @Rafaela_S.
      @Rafaela_S. 3 месяца назад +2

      Technically the stomach position makes sense while falling, cause it slows the fall down. Belly dive maxes out at around 200 km/h, feet first at around 500 km/h, you don't need to know the impact calculation to know which has a higher chance to kill you.
      Before the ground switch to a back position, you back is more stable than your front and more even to distribute the impact force more evenly over your body.
      The rest is just hoping for the right landing area. From reports of people surviving insane falls (more than 500m since you reach max speed after 500m) you want to hit something like a bush, with branches that are soft enough to break before causing more than light injurys, but hard enough to slow you down before you hit the ground and below them you want some loose soil since it will give in a little bit on impact, cause of air pockets, distributing the impact force onto the body over a longer period of time than instant. (Or snow)
      You are most likely dead anyway, but that gives you a small chance to survive. And since we have the reports, we know it is posible.
      (Highest fall without parachute into tree/bush that has been reportet with survival 5.500 meter)
      (Highest fall without parachute into snow that has been reportet with survival 7.000 meter)

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 10 месяцев назад +4

    I forgot where I read it, but apparently the family left the cat with a neighbor or friend before they left

  • @thedinosaurmann2436
    @thedinosaurmann2436 9 месяцев назад +6

    Toxoplasma ghandi the parasite can harm your child if you are pregnant

    • @Beardo2517
      @Beardo2517 Месяц назад +2

      For real. If you're pregnant don't clean the cat box

  • @wyattguilliams5325
    @wyattguilliams5325 8 месяцев назад +2

    Fun Fact
    Tiger Ears have a color scheme in the shape of eyes as a defense mechanism AGAINST PREDATORS to appear bigger than they are.

  • @volundrfrey896
    @volundrfrey896 8 месяцев назад +1

    With the falling one that's one of many reasons why it's important to not let your cat get overweight. They will still do their best to fall like that but with the extra weight they'll start breaking bones.

  • @theflamerises499
    @theflamerises499 2 месяца назад +1

    It's the low mass. If you reach terminal velocity do a funny pose so you could have a funny story for the other angels.

  • @Turalcar
    @Turalcar 8 месяцев назад +1

    5:57 FWIW, bony fish are more closely related to mammals than to cartilaginous fish.

  • @triplesharigan
    @triplesharigan 5 месяцев назад +1

    Having a dog is having a buddy, having a cat means you are in a relation.

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 10 месяцев назад +3

    That weather boy meme has a reserved parking space in my brain. Every once in a while, "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy" plays in my head

    • @AmericansLearn
      @AmericansLearn  10 месяцев назад +2

      Me too

    • @cancelled_user
      @cancelled_user 10 месяцев назад

      @@AmericansLearn Hi Lauren. Just a follow up question after your Epica reaction since you didn't reply to any of the comments on there. Did you also listen to the album version? 🙂 If not, please do! You couldn't hear all the instrumentation and choirs properly in the live version. It's a beautiful song and it's worth those ten minutes.

    • @cancelled_user
      @cancelled_user 10 месяцев назад

      @@AmericansLearn Also, in the album version, Simone goes into her beautiful operatic register during the chorus while in the live version she is mostly in her chest voice.

  • @rpsnider85
    @rpsnider85 27 дней назад +1

    There are more effective attributes to get what you want at all times...lower and more fun. This lady seems to have them in abundance.

  • @coreozurn4950
    @coreozurn4950 3 месяца назад +1

    That is a good book and he narrated the audiobook.

  • @mrios2000
    @mrios2000 8 дней назад +1

    Yes! The ad was cat related 😂.

  • @collinscody57
    @collinscody57 8 месяцев назад +1

    Wild dogs don't actually have the ability to do the sad puppy dog look. Domestic dogs gained muscles to be capable of do just to troll us.

  • @calumteine2008
    @calumteine2008 10 месяцев назад +1

    Yes, the caged leach. My favorite incarcerated invertebrate.

  • @Gus_95
    @Gus_95 6 месяцев назад

    13:50
    That was kinda adorable lol not the look itself but the smile after 👀

  • @MekarWB
    @MekarWB 24 дня назад +1

    At this point you're just going to have to watch Dragon Ball Super so you get the Ultra Instinct reference.

  • @barsozuguler4300
    @barsozuguler4300 16 дней назад +1

    If you have a cat in your house then you will get a urge to pick them whenever you watch a cat video on RUclips. It's just provoking to do so

  • @katarinadreams6955
    @katarinadreams6955 9 месяцев назад +2

    Kitty clerics. I'm in 🐱😇

  • @kenmercer8112
    @kenmercer8112 9 месяцев назад +1

    cats and squirrels, not us... don't try to land on your face.

  • @your_neko
    @your_neko 5 месяцев назад

    I see nothing bad in leaving alone an animal who can casually cross the continent on her feet.

  • @dannygjk
    @dannygjk 2 месяца назад

    The %50 thing is a mistake it's actually about %25.

  • @derdingsreturnsnochmal5177
    @derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 9 месяцев назад

    23:11 It can also increase reckless behaviour. So in that sense it is slightly dangerous to people.

  • @duncantanguay4820
    @duncantanguay4820 23 дня назад

    Alternative 8os brit comic whole serieses of him!

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 10 месяцев назад +1

    I wouldn't be surprised if I had that virus lol

  • @duncantanguay4820
    @duncantanguay4820 23 дня назад

    Well you should wach alexis sayle scech do you want your cat boiled.?

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 10 месяцев назад

    I'm cat sitting at this moment lol

  • @mercies4763
    @mercies4763 9 месяцев назад

    “Come to me, all who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.” (Matthew 1:29-30)

  • @thedinosaurmann2436
    @thedinosaurmann2436 9 месяцев назад +1

    Toxoplasma ghandi the parasite can harm your child if you are pregnant