He only troubleshoots while on camera. He won’t waist his own time setting up new equipment like any legit streamed does off stream. And he needs to be hand held by chat
Phil has almost zero self awareness. He is completely oblivious to what his behavior looks like to normal style humans. He has lived in his own little delusional fantasy land for a decade now with very little contact with the outside world. Because of that he has completely lost touch with reality.
[Sitting in a queue for a fighting game his fans paid to see] - "I can't sit around not playing a game on stream, idiots!" [Unnecessarily setting up a second mic for 15+ minutes on stream for what will be like 2 multiplayer sessions] - "This is robust content, dood"
It’s a miracle this man reached the age 42. He better not be bragging anymore being a 15+ year content creator if this is him being serious. Still getting handheld too by chat 😂
No or he would get jayde style ssdi money.He is born normal, and is just slow. People saying dumbness is autism is not 100% accurate usually... i would know because close family has it.
his dad paid for small private classes and paid for that, it isnt true as he also claimed he was elementary valedictorian.. that isnt an honest thing people take seriously or ever heard of.
@dertythegrower exactly. If you're proud of some nothing achievement from when you were a little child, your life has been sad. I think I won like 2nd place or something in a bike rodeo in elementary school, but you won't see me make that part of my personality smh
Fill- refused to spend money so his cat could get possible life saving bloodwork or at least be able to know how healthy he is more accurately. Also fill- spends $40 for a microphone that he doesn’t need and will infrequently use.
Imagine muting the mic before snorting or burping into it. This is revolutionary! DSP is breaking new ground as usual. All the streamers are going to do this now.
3:17 Wow. This is a grown man distracted by glowy color changing lights. Ive said it before, he has the attention span of a moth at a fireworks display.
It's a common trait with narcissists. They demand to be entertained and become bored or frustrated easily. Also Phil seems to have a difficult time taking in new information. He basically has zero intellectual curiosity and as you said the attention span of a moth.
DSP is a prime example of low effort content, and the sad part is you can tell it's only been recently it's been the case. At least 2 years ago he at least put some kind of effort into his content now it's just whatever he can shit out
He constantly claims himself as a professional streamer. But look at this regarded performance. He has the knowledge of a 5 years old child. This just proves that if you don't have a real job and all your money is from begging free, you will not learn anything and you look like a handicapped person. 🤣
So he bought a mic... to use on PS5... with the *discord* integration... instead of just using his current mic through desktop discord to chat? Is this man absolutely regarded?
Look at that, it's going from blue to green. Now from green to blue. Now it's going from blue to green. Look at that, now it's going from green to blue. Whoa, now it's going from blue to green! Wuuuut! It's going from green to blue! ACK ACK ACK IT WENT FROM BLUE TO GREEN OH MY GAHHHHACK ACK ACK!
Dood, he can't get a headset because his greasy disgusting ears will make him get an ear infection... like, how disgusting is your personal hygiene that you can't ear a headset for a couple hours at a time?
OMFG... it took me a second, but I just realized: he doesn't know what "gain" on a mic is. He thinks its just volume!!! He kept turning it up thinking it would make him louder, and eventually was like "yeah, now you should hear me fine". How can someone be wrong about every. single. thing?
@@GreyFox2000 You mean those tiny little microphone headsets that come with console? They barely cover your ears. How would you get an ear infection from that?
@@GreyFox2000 This is the most regarded thing I have ever heard. I have inner ear problems, and have had swimmers ear since I was little, and I still think that is utter nonsense. Is he sodomizing his ear canal or something? or putting it in his butthole first?
@@vortex_1336 phil did get an ear infection from over the ear headphones prior, it was a whole saga. seeing a doc and getting the ear drops, now hes scared. Its really because he sticks his dirty ass pink in there all the time. the headphones that he claims did it too were super dirty, he didnt wash them for like 7 years or something, and still wore them every day
I get it, maybe for 5-10 seconds you talk with the eco after people inform you about it. But for this man to have a full conversation with himself and make a comedy show was horrible.
God, he is so in love with himself and thinks every single thing he does needs to be explained in excruciating detail because he is the most interesting man in the world. No wonder Linda just threw toys and games at her lil piglet and let him rot in his room by himself.
I assume he went to some special school that didnt actually have a valedictorian, but his mother is the Karen to end all Karens and harassed the front office every day until they just printed something off to shut her up.
He actually said that if he mutes the mic, it'll selectively mute his stream, but he'll still be able to talk to Brian. That's not how a muted mic works. SMH 🤔🤔🤔
all he had to do was plug the toilet seat into the PS5 controller and turn on the mic. I'm sure that was the one he bought for Kat and is using it for himself.
He's only plugging in all the mics because he insists on using the neckphones instead of a regular headset. That in of itself is already making it bizarrely difficult for himself. But the fact that he blabs about his Discord is icing on the cake. He's only denied, admitted, denied and lied again about having Discord like ten times. Here's yet another flip flop.
for 40 bucks I don't think it sounds that bad thought there are better options out there. I really wanted him to do his politics show this year as we can see which end he would vote for but doesn't want to tell people.
I remember he would always say detractors clip things he says and does out of context to make him look bad but just from his own streams and doing stuff like this he makes himself look bad and makes himself the laughing stock of the internet
"I don't see the point of getting a much better mic." Why would you say this live on your stream that you want people to watch?? It never fails to astonish me how much faster Phil's mouth is than his gin-soaked brain.
This dude really live commentated the lights changing color like his dents are preschoolers learning them for the first time. But he's not a children's entertainer. He told us so.
This dood can complain about his life all he wants, but he hit the life lottery. Nobody as regarded as him should be living the way he does without supervision and/or a guardian.
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This man is regarded
This is so absolutely embarrassing. 15 years as a kahtent kuratah.
Extremely mentally & socially regarded.
DSP valedictorian of short bus U 😂
Spends on multiple subpar microphones, and still uses an outdated economy webcam that someone gave to him after they got a newer one... complete dunce
Argeed and i blame his parents and schools not punishing dsp properly
This is the first time I've seen a streamer require two different mics just to play with a friend....
Now he just needs a way to turn off the webcam automatically when he masterbates
He didn't test this before stream....
What a @#$%ing professional.....
He has it in his dented head that doing this stuff like this live on stream is the "only way to test it". He's so stupid.
He only troubleshoots while on camera. He won’t waist his own time setting up new equipment like any legit streamed does off stream. And he needs to be hand held by chat
This is what infuriates me when he calls himself a professional streamer
The eldritch horror that is that pile of cables in Phil's office only became bigger and stronger today.
An amalgamation of tendrils that the old ones themselves would envy 😂
It's an SCP. Keter class.
“That which is Eternal may Long Lie… and with strange Aeons, even Death may Die !” ✨ 👾
That is not dead which can eternal lie * @@AlekTrev006
Buys a microphone with lights complains that he doesn't understand why the lights are needed... I don't even.
It was $32. He's nothing if not cheap.
He seriously doesn't need detractors. He humiliates himself alone.
Detractors are a result of his own actions. Bhut, his ego won't let him realize this.
Phil has almost zero self awareness. He is completely oblivious to what his behavior looks like to normal style humans. He has lived in his own little delusional fantasy land for a decade now with very little contact with the outside world. Because of that he has completely lost touch with reality.
Just when I think he couldn't be dumber, he proves me wrong
He is a walking embarrassment to humanity. I dont blame aliens for not wanting to talk to us.
Fil IS his own detractor.
“Hey look at that, you turn it off and it goes off, you turn it on and it goes on.”
I feel like im watching my dad progeam a vcr to record the game in 1980s
I bet ur dad knows the difference between accessory and assessory
I hate Phil more n more everyday
Me too!😊
How does dave go through life thinking he discovered everything and needs to introduce it to everyone?
Why has the creature got two microphones
Only a stroke victim could be this regarded.
Looks like Bell’s palsy 😭
Stroke victim 💀💀💀
joke is i actually think he had a stroke at some point and didn't even know it, when you look at his crooked mouth it makes a lot of sense
Bro, this was so annoying to listen to.
Phil is absolutely exhausting as a person.
Imagine unironically enjoying his streams and willing wanting to support him financially.
Some people are too far gone to help.
For real it was pissing me off I kept thinking something was wrong with my phone or my connection
I still cant believe he does this set up BS on stream. Like who wants to watch this??
Was thinking the same.
[Sitting in a queue for a fighting game his fans paid to see] - "I can't sit around not playing a game on stream, idiots!"
[Unnecessarily setting up a second mic for 15+ minutes on stream for what will be like 2 multiplayer sessions] - "This is robust content, dood"
That bluey fella is about to get hundreds of messages on PlayStation lol.
First thing I thought when I saw that lol.
Rip to him
And people pay for THIS
I qualified for disability after watching this video
Lol
It’s a miracle this man reached the age 42. He better not be bragging anymore being a 15+ year content creator if this is him being serious. Still getting handheld too by chat 😂
Phil is 100% on the spectrum
No... stop.
No or he would get jayde style ssdi money.He is born normal, and is just slow.
People saying dumbness is autism is not 100% accurate usually... i would know because close family has it.
people need to stop saying this for normal people who are just not smart
@@dertythegrower Yeah.. people on the spectrum tend to be more smart than not too lol
He is 100% on the spectrum and dumb. Nobody ever said that being on tistic equals being dumb but being dumb and tistic is indeed possible.
62 IQ valedictorian
his dad paid for small private classes and paid for that, it isnt true as he also claimed he was elementary valedictorian.. that isnt an honest thing people take seriously or ever heard of.
6.2
Don't insult those this 62 IQs, dood.
Short bus valedictorian...
@dertythegrower exactly. If you're proud of some nothing achievement from when you were a little child, your life has been sad. I think I won like 2nd place or something in a bike rodeo in elementary school, but you won't see me make that part of my personality smh
Wait.... why didnt he just use.... discord on his computer with the mic plugged into it his computer....
dude uses pc tech decades and still barely knows the basic stuff from 2005
Does discord work with Windows 8?
@@Pwop_ Didn't you hear in the video. He needs a new microphone for PLAY STATION DISCORD so he can communicate with friend.
The mic isn't the only thing on the spectrum
he doesnt have autism... he would definitely bring it up and he would get disability because he is lazy afterall and would
phil really thinks that muting and turning the knob manually is "automation" no phil. regard.
Normally he would over pay someone to do this kind of thing. So in a way he is using a tool to automate
Fill- refused to spend money so his cat could get possible life saving bloodwork or at least be able to know how healthy he is more accurately.
Also fill- spends $40 for a microphone that he doesn’t need and will infrequently use.
Imagine muting the mic before snorting or burping into it. This is revolutionary! DSP is breaking new ground as usual. All the streamers are going to do this now.
Or turning the camera off before cranking one out.
3:17 Wow. This is a grown man distracted by glowy color changing lights. Ive said it before, he has the attention span of a moth at a fireworks display.
It's a common trait with narcissists. They demand to be entertained and become bored or frustrated easily. Also Phil seems to have a difficult time taking in new information. He basically has zero intellectual curiosity and as you said the attention span of a moth.
*SOO HE CONFIRMED HE HAS A DISCORD.*
I mentioned that a few days ago. He’s been mentioning his discord this entire week
@@AnTunZee its funny he still tries to hide it, we've known for so long
@@nwerd7584he had to lie to protect his family, right?
@@Stampede_G it would be bad for jasper if people knew about it
He confirmed it multiple times in the last few years
4:28 Thought u didnt have Discord Phil?
Reminds me of my drunk uncle when he argues with Siri on his phone.
Still a more intelligent conversation than listening to Phil.
@@gregofthelake And entertaining too.
Your uncle sounds a lot like king cobra jfs
He is highly regarded like his dents.
A group of regarded dents all together. 🤣
Restarted
Next is a PC version of SF6 while using discord on PS5 with his new microphone.
Careful Phil that pride joke might make OIC mad and drop you
Maybe I should go back to College and finish my business degree? If DSP can do it how hard can it really be?
He did not actually do it. lol.
also, nah, make and own a business....
business degree and yet fails at basic math and economics.. and he quit before finishing no?
A business degree with a major in finance......went bankrupt.
@@dertythegrower Oh he doesn't actually have a business degree?
Here he is in 2024 explaining RBG lights to his audience of gamers.
Dude acts like an old man who never touched a computer.
DSP is a prime example of low effort content, and the sad part is you can tell it's only been recently it's been the case. At least 2 years ago he at least put some kind of effort into his content now it's just whatever he can shit out
He constantly claims himself as a professional streamer. But look at this regarded performance. He has the knowledge of a 5 years old child. This just proves that if you don't have a real job and all your money is from begging free, you will not learn anything and you look like a handicapped person. 🤣
So he bought a mic... to use on PS5... with the *discord* integration... instead of just using his current mic through desktop discord to chat?
Is this man absolutely regarded?
This guy supposedly used to build PCs for fun
Just thought I had to remind everyone
Look at that, it's going from blue to green. Now from green to blue. Now it's going from blue to green. Look at that, now it's going from green to blue. Whoa, now it's going from blue to green! Wuuuut! It's going from green to blue! ACK ACK ACK IT WENT FROM BLUE TO GREEN OH MY GAHHHHACK ACK ACK!
Why the f*ck did he get ANOTHER usb desktop mic? ALL HE NEEDS IS A HEADPHONE WITH A BUILT IN MIC!
Dood, he can't get a headset because his greasy disgusting ears will make him get an ear infection... like, how disgusting is your personal hygiene that you can't ear a headset for a couple hours at a time?
Can't use headphones he gets ear infections lol.
@@ZaneLionhartffxiv except for when he did during the interview
OMFG... it took me a second, but I just realized: he doesn't know what "gain" on a mic is. He thinks its just volume!!! He kept turning it up thinking it would make him louder, and eventually was like "yeah, now you should hear me fine". How can someone be wrong about every. single. thing?
Imagine setting shit up BEFORE going live. Couldn't be Phil, he does this stupid shit all the time
I simply have no words
What exactly is he even trying to do? Is there a point to plugging in multiple microphones with a tangle of wires?
He doesn't want to use an actual Headset for fear of ear infections, and refuses to look into much better solutions
@@GreyFox2000 You mean those tiny little microphone headsets that come with console? They barely cover your ears. How would you get an ear infection from that?
@@GreyFox2000 This is the most regarded thing I have ever heard. I have inner ear problems, and have had swimmers ear since I was little, and I still think that is utter nonsense. Is he sodomizing his ear canal or something? or putting it in his butthole first?
@vortex_1336 poor hygiene. He will pet Jasper, play with Jasper around his butt, not wash his hands, then play with his face and ears.
@@vortex_1336 phil did get an ear infection from over the ear headphones prior, it was a whole saga. seeing a doc and getting the ear drops, now hes scared. Its really because he sticks his dirty ass pink in there all the time. the headphones that he claims did it too were super dirty, he didnt wash them for like 7 years or something, and still wore them every day
Isn't the ps5 controller have a mic already?
Phil playing around with his mic like a 7-year old child finding out Recorder on Windows 98 in 2024 is so sad...
This is way more complicated than it needs to be
I get it, maybe for 5-10 seconds you talk with the eco after people inform you about it. But for this man to have a full conversation with himself and make a comedy show was horrible.
Is our boy finally coming out of the closet?
the closet is spelled with a backwards L lool
he wore a robot kids head cap, and danced out of the closet, then he used it as a tip animation... says it all
Him and khet share blousses to save money
He can stay in forever
i have so many reasons to be angry at DSP that i'm having trouble breathing. big ups Doody, thanks for sitting through the idiocy
Wait, so he bought another mic for voice chat instead of just using a headset with a mic? Like wtf
God, he is so in love with himself and thinks every single thing he does needs to be explained in excruciating detail because he is the most interesting man in the world. No wonder Linda just threw toys and games at her lil piglet and let him rot in his room by himself.
That mic is never getting muted
this dude bought a second mic for no reason. what a special guy.
yeah he definitely "used to build gaming rigs"
The most regarded this week.
Did he really just say that the RGB feature was in the mic cause of Pride month? What did his mom do to get him valedictorian?
Linda really cared about his education xD
I assume he went to some special school that didnt actually have a valedictorian, but his mother is the Karen to end all Karens and harassed the front office every day until they just printed something off to shut her up.
DSP, The Highly Regarded.
How did you sync your Discord to your PS5, Phail? You don't have Discord.
I’m confused what was he trying to accomplish?
He's planning to do a coop with another streamer. He's planning to talk on discord
Why in the hell is he doing this on stream? Is he so incapable of doing things without an Audience?
He will do NOTHING off steam because that would be "work" and he only does work when hes live and can beg for tips while doing it
Wait,doesn't he have $5000 of business expenses for things like microphones etc....he's pathetic. You can bet your arse he'll be claiming it back.
$5,000 every single month. $166.00 of business expense day in day out including weekends and holidays.
when you have nothing going on in your life, anything seems important.
No joke, they should seriously add Phil’s face besides the “Dunning-Kruger effect” description
On the bright side you have a gold mine of new Fun Facts. 😂
Absolutely, Phil is a never ending source of stoopidity…it’s genuinely hard to believe that someone like him actually exists
Y does he need a mic for his ps5 whn he doesnt do party or game chat
He actually said that if he mutes the mic, it'll selectively mute his stream, but he'll still be able to talk to Brian. That's not how a muted mic works. SMH 🤔🤔🤔
So how long do you think it'll take phil to alienate brian and call him a mouth drooler?
all he had to do was plug the toilet seat into the PS5 controller and turn on the mic. I'm sure that was the one he bought for Kat and is using it for himself.
He's only plugging in all the mics because he insists on using the neckphones instead of a regular headset. That in of itself is already making it bizarrely difficult for himself. But the fact that he blabs about his Discord is icing on the cake. He's only denied, admitted, denied and lied again about having Discord like ten times. Here's yet another flip flop.
I hope Brian stands him up just like Kat did.
DSP has been doing this as his professional career since 2008 and this is the result? Honestly this is insanely pathetic, even for him
I always say no way he can be anymore regarded then he outdoes himself
Why is he this dented?
Mama Linda didn't give him enough tummy time when he was a newborn piglet.
@@ProfessorxVile Must have been a combination of that and foetal alcohol syndrome, maybe PTSD from when Lindog didn't get him the Wolverine figure
"When starting broadcast, switch to mute" ...I don't know what that means. Professional gamer ladies and gentlemen.
This is so regarded, Prince Beggeta's mom got a ton of postcards on her mail sayind REGARDS
God forbid he set all this up off Stan and then talk about it for a minute. It's better to spend half an hour troubleshooting a microphone lol...
I must be missing something, why is he using a mic if you don't talk to anyone on multiplayer.....
He discovered a 'friend' to play SF6 with.
Holy moly Dave really is completely technically illiterate.
What a meaningful and intelligent stream and totally not a waste of everyone’s time.
for 40 bucks I don't think it sounds that bad thought there are better options out there. I really wanted him to do his politics show this year as we can see which end he would vote for but doesn't want to tell people.
That boy aint right.
The only reason this regarded manchild has survived for so long is solely due to him barely leaving his snort fort and being a keyboard warrior.
Can u imagine what would happen to him if the bombs actually dropped
Michael Scott is more mature with a microphone than he is
That's what she said ack ack ack ack.
I remember he would always say detractors clip things he says and does out of context to make him look bad but just from his own streams and doing stuff like this he makes himself look bad and makes himself the laughing stock of the internet
Sitting through this broke my mind
It's like watching an 80 yr old Chinese man, who doesn't know a lick of English made to teach quantum mechanics
you can always guage how stupid a person is by how often they say "like" while they speak
12:51 Hey! i remember the sound from May 1st
ending: did phil just become self aware? then actually laugh about may 1st burst? 13:08
MAYBE IF THE MAN GOT A PS5 HEADSET HE COULD USE THE IN BUILT MICROPHONE
Can someone explain to me why he can’t use his controller to talk to people.
"I don't see the point of getting a much better mic." Why would you say this live on your stream that you want people to watch?? It never fails to astonish me how much faster Phil's mouth is than his gin-soaked brain.
This dude really live commentated the lights changing color like his dents are preschoolers learning them for the first time.
But he's not a children's entertainer. He told us so.
Fil you make me angry Fil
This dood can complain about his life all he wants, but he hit the life lottery. Nobody as regarded as him should be living the way he does without supervision and/or a guardian.
If this were satire, I'd be a huge fan! Sadly, this is DSP.
God damnit! Not this man showing off his new mic the second I'm looking at the same mic on Amazon for $40.
He's willing to mute his disgusting habits for a"guy" but not the dents paying him to live in half million dollar condo making 6 figures income? 10:51
This friendship arc he's on has really got him jazzed. He keeps bringing up Brian. Must be great to finally have a buddy.
Brian already got massive hate. Give him a few streams with phil and he'll magically stop playing with him
Most likely Brian's mom made him play with the boy with the oddly shaped head out of pity. Not knowing what a giant douchebag Phil is.
Most regular streamer do this boring tech shit before they start their stream Dave yknow you could...whatever I give up
Wtf is PS Fi????
I genuinely wonder how anyone can like this guy…he doesn’t have a single redeeming quality