Destiny Players That Name Their Guardians ANYTHING

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @kenduto
    @kenduto  10 дней назад +91

    What's the best names y'all have seen in D2?

    • @HungryTod
      @HungryTod 10 дней назад +29

      Xur's R34 folder 😭

    • @ItssFred
      @ItssFred 10 дней назад +5

      TeannaTrumpMunch614

    • @Sasuke14.5
      @Sasuke14.5 10 дней назад +19

      Throat, Giver of Head

    • @oullathemartian
      @oullathemartian 10 дней назад +5

      The best and worst user Name I've seen in destiny 2 is gotta be EDP445

    • @rCizin
      @rCizin 10 дней назад

      Trans, kell of gender

  • @VChris-V1
    @VChris-V1 10 дней назад +240

    Zavala's Hairline (Timelost) will forever be funny. THANK you random person on Neomuna who joined and made lightfall 10x better because of your funny name.

    • @fituuu
      @fituuu 4 дня назад

      how is that funny

    • @Random_Banshee
      @Random_Banshee 2 дня назад +3

      Utilize reading comprehension in conjunction with humor to find the funny.

    • @J3Creeper
      @J3Creeper День назад

      I saw something similar being ikoras hair timelost once

  • @DasWandbild
    @DasWandbild 10 дней назад +30

    "Ada-1's oily machine gussy" and "Caitl's piss chalice" are forever seared into my psyche.

  • @jeremynorman2009
    @jeremynorman2009 9 дней назад +132

    Saw "Ada-1's creamy USB port" at the tower, still haunts me

  • @RandysThrowingKnife
    @RandysThrowingKnife 10 дней назад +112

    The one I laughed hardest at seeing in game was, “Scrota, sack of Oryx”

    • @Sobergamer61
      @Sobergamer61 8 дней назад +2

      That one has become legend.

    • @okamiexe1501
      @okamiexe1501 6 дней назад +1

      technically the truth

    • @skrotaa3187
      @skrotaa3187 4 дня назад +1

      Hey that’s me.
      That’s actually my PSN account and it showed that before I knew you could change your name in game haha.
      I switched the C to a K and changed it to just Skrotaaaa. I don’t know if should change it back.

    • @michaelhancock5919
      @michaelhancock5919 4 дня назад

      Hey that’s where I got my name! Oryxbathwater

    • @scrotasackoforyx5848
      @scrotasackoforyx5848 15 часов назад

      Ya ringed.

  • @mut136
    @mut136 10 дней назад +199

    I saw T'yota, car of Oryx once.

  • @_darkkstar_
    @_darkkstar_ 10 дней назад +402

    I came across a guy named "Taxis, Kell of the IRS" before

  • @theodorekalfagiannis7506
    @theodorekalfagiannis7506 10 дней назад +91

    Some of my favourite names I've seen
    - Jar Jar Blinks
    - Your Dad (Time lost)
    - Scorn on the cob
    - Fork lift driver (Adept)
    - Registered Vex Offender
    - Scrota (Inept)
    - Samsung Smart Fridge

    • @olcuqap1789
      @olcuqap1789 8 дней назад +3

      time lost 😂😂😂

    • @GiovanniOP
      @GiovanniOP 3 дня назад

      Register vex offender is one of the best... My brother is Ana Bays only fans...

  • @REAL_CSPLAYZ
    @REAL_CSPLAYZ 5 дней назад +30

    "I Eager Edge to Eris Morn" 😂💀😭

  • @demi1175
    @demi1175 8 дней назад +38

    "Diddy, Kell of Baby Oil"
    "Mari, Kell of Juana"
    ...those are without question my two favorite I've seen thus far

  • @MashBurnabling
    @MashBurnabling 9 дней назад +21

    If anyone has seen
    “Toast, Kell of Bread” with the Champ title,
    *T h a t w a s m e .*

  • @rmeng3
    @rmeng3 10 дней назад +187

    Died laughing at "Celestial Nighthawk-Tuah" 🤣

    • @Anonymys43
      @Anonymys43 10 дней назад +12

      That's actually clever

  • @phasedthrough3647
    @phasedthrough3647 10 дней назад +95

    1:12 we need that Aztecross collab😂

  • @amaze865
    @amaze865 8 дней назад +16

    Ada 1's Creamy USB Port haunts me to this day.

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai 9 дней назад +38

    The first one I saw that really made me burst out laughing was "Mara Sov's Delectable Toes". There is something hilarious to me about going with "delectable". 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nanok1d
    @Nanok1d 10 дней назад +46

    Bro I was just thinking about crazy d2 names I've seen! One I will never forget is "Crota's beer belly" in the same lobby as "Mara's smelly feet" and "kirby with a gun" who had an entirely pink outfit. That combination of names had me dying 🤣

  • @TossedSalad69
    @TossedSalad69 9 дней назад +10

    Mine is "Tossed Saladin" but the craziest one I have seen is "Vex Offender"

    • @buffywasright
      @buffywasright 2 дня назад

      That last one was a huge clan in D1 so not that original

  • @thommyjacobs8921
    @thommyjacobs8921 10 дней назад +27

    Best one I've seen so far is 'Scrotum: The Taint Below'.
    I was like 😳😂🤣😵

  • @jeffreyblock16
    @jeffreyblock16 2 дня назад +3

    Met an Arbys kell of meats once and still laughing at it

  • @captainamerica9725
    @captainamerica9725 7 дней назад +6

    I saw “Caballz deep” once and was laughing pretty hard for a while

  • @M5R.
    @M5R. 9 дней назад +13

    Funny one ive seen is "Dads belt (ADEPT)"

  • @zerotodona1495
    @zerotodona1495 8 дней назад +7

    I saw “Drunk, driver of cars”. A few days ago lol

  • @Peace_The_ChaotiC
    @Peace_The_ChaotiC 10 дней назад +43

    I've found a series of weird names during my 4 years of playing D2... the worst-well, I can't decide between "Shaxx's Boytwink" and "SavathunsToilet" 😭
    (Two honorable mentions: "no soy gay pero 9$ son 9$" and "Rhulks Meaty Calf")

    • @SilverSturm
      @SilverSturm 6 дней назад

      Im not good at spanish but 😂😂😂

  • @V1rtualFlod
    @V1rtualFlod 9 дней назад +9

    My fav so far was running into a guy in trials named "NobodyWatchesUrTTV"

  • @benben7448
    @benben7448 6 дней назад +4

    My personal favorite I’ve seen is “Mara Sov’s Favorite Loofah”

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 2 дня назад +1

    I can't unhear "Celestial Nighthawk-tuah"

  • @Trokee
    @Trokee 9 дней назад +14

    I once saw “JFK Got Golden Gunned” 😅😅

    • @iShayneGA
      @iShayneGA 15 часов назад

      Holy shit that's dark 💀💀

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai 9 дней назад +10

    One I saw the other day made me giggle "Shrek, Peeler of onions". 😂

  • @wood7465
    @wood7465 10 дней назад +11

    I saw "Ikora's bath water (Adept)" in game, still in shock

    • @Sobergamer61
      @Sobergamer61 8 дней назад +3

      Just played with “Ikora’s Wig” the other night

    • @SilverSturm
      @SilverSturm 6 дней назад

      @@Sobergamer61yeah noone in the vangaurd has any hair

  • @beepboop2847
    @beepboop2847 10 дней назад +45

    I used to be Rhulk’s Toes. 😎

    • @gokkiyoutube
      @gokkiyoutube 9 дней назад

      Toes'R'Us

    • @TheIRS-WashingtonDC
      @TheIRS-WashingtonDC 7 дней назад

      My ID. Is "Rhulk, Eater of Children"

    • @vossboss4701
      @vossboss4701 6 дней назад

      ​@@TheIRS-WashingtonDCKicker of Children would have been funnier. But props.

  • @Tah-.
    @Tah-. 2 дня назад +1

    I was gonna do “Savathicc, Queen of Thighs” but the name change wouldn’t work so I jokingly chose “Dobby, House of Elves” and it went through so that’s what I’m stuck with for now

  • @pigsinspace9927
    @pigsinspace9927 10 дней назад +11

    Best one I've ever seen was Taniks at the Disco

    • @Sobergamer61
      @Sobergamer61 8 дней назад

      I have played with Taniks 😂 that one’s great

    • @MidnightDrake
      @MidnightDrake День назад +1

      I played with him once, too. He beat my ass.

  • @84coti
    @84coti 8 дней назад +5

    One of my friends was named mara sov’s spit bucket. Not long after, his name became guardian57134 lol

  • @SlotterYT
    @SlotterYT 7 дней назад +2

    Found Crunchwrap Supreme (Adept) in a Festival of the Lost mission once. Legend

  • @90sWasBetter
    @90sWasBetter 9 дней назад +6

    Best 1 I seen was Bhulk, disciple of the fitness 😂😂

  • @Da-zavala34
    @Da-zavala34 10 дней назад +23

    Riven’sbathwater

  • @FaultlessD56
    @FaultlessD56 10 дней назад +25

    My old clan name was “Savathûn’s thicc”
    With a clan description of “make it wet lol”

    • @ajaloncole7559
      @ajaloncole7559 9 дней назад +1

      Can I get a clan invite bro

    • @FaultlessD56
      @FaultlessD56 9 дней назад +1

      @ old clan is gone… 😞

    • @ajaloncole7559
      @ajaloncole7559 9 дней назад

      @@FaultlessD56 aw man what happened

    • @FaultlessD56
      @FaultlessD56 9 дней назад +2

      @ clan founder was to MIA, so most of us split Into two clans

    • @MidnightDrake
      @MidnightDrake День назад

      I saw y'all dudes bro..
      Dawg...
      why...

  • @Nintenbro_64
    @Nintenbro_64 9 дней назад +4

    I saw Ada-1’s used virus protection once but he had crazy good gear and I feel like most of the people with names like this usually have insane gear. Every time I see a guy with a sus name or something he usually has triple or quadruple 100s on his armor and god rolls on every weapon

    • @HisexyImlexy
      @HisexyImlexy 9 дней назад

      Real, but that’s cause people like us are just chill guys

  • @MichaOstrowski
    @MichaOstrowski 8 дней назад +1

    I think my all-time favorite is "I Wipe Back To Front"

  • @RYUreloaded
    @RYUreloaded 10 дней назад +13

    Sometimes I hate that I play this game.

    • @ggonzalez7777
      @ggonzalez7777 7 дней назад

      I report each and every one. F these people.

  • @schylerlongwell5424
    @schylerlongwell5424 10 дней назад +5

    A friend of mine is "cannuck, Kell of maple syrup"

  • @KillerMeme
    @KillerMeme 10 дней назад +5

    Thinks one of my favourites was Dad’s Love (Timelost)
    or someone who gave themselves the title (Inept) instead of adept

  • @motechamp
    @motechamp 9 дней назад +3

    Drifter's Lil Motechamp....

  • @DJTHE0NE-p5t
    @DJTHE0NE-p5t 2 дня назад +2

    I saw “savathuns pleasure device”

  • @Wiwcharizard
    @Wiwcharizard 8 дней назад +2

    Favorite guild name to this day is Registered Vex Offenders

  • @IonSwarmer
    @IonSwarmer 8 дней назад +3

    Linus, Kell of Blankets

  • @NovaSkiesx
    @NovaSkiesx 10 дней назад +7

    LOL that Aztecross age reference xD

  • @DragonBornHero
    @DragonBornHero 5 дней назад +2

    I’ve seen Savathuuns Savathussy in the Tower multiple times 😂

  • @nightowlgaming3656
    @nightowlgaming3656 8 дней назад +2

    Saw "Child Support (Timelost) in Iron Banner the other day, was hilarious

  • @Peithr
    @Peithr 10 дней назад +4

    My name ended up as the lore accurate guardian name: John Destiny

  • @TakenPlazma
    @TakenPlazma 10 дней назад +11

    Ain’t you the mf who named yourself Ken, gulper of egg 🤣🤣

  • @JOE-k2g
    @JOE-k2g 7 дней назад +1

    I’ll never forget “ikoras bald skinny head”

  • @gearfox7
    @gearfox7 8 дней назад +1

    Gren'adine, shaxx first grenade (timelost)
    That shit was something dawg

  • @misskill33
    @misskill33 10 дней назад +3

    Honda, Car of Crota , was the best i seen :))

  • @v00.d00_child
    @v00.d00_child 7 дней назад +1

    "SCROTA, SACK OF ORYX" real chill dude😊

    • @skrotaa3187
      @skrotaa3187 4 дня назад +1

      Thanks homie 😁

    • @v00.d00_child
      @v00.d00_child 4 дня назад

      @skrotaa3187 been a while lol hope you good

  • @hazysnowstudios7553
    @hazysnowstudios7553 6 дней назад

    I remember seeing "Elsie Bray Sweatlicker" or smth along those lines in The Tower and I havent been the same since.

  • @Elijah_Elias
    @Elijah_Elias День назад

    Ikora’s Toe Ring, Bearded Zavala, and Lemon, Lord of Citrus gotta be top 3 for me.

  • @SpitTWISTAgetREKT
    @SpitTWISTAgetREKT 10 дней назад +3

    only fireteam I've ever joined where op asked for a raid report.my man died to ads multiple times and did less than half of our damage

  • @Udon_Noodle
    @Udon_Noodle 10 дней назад +3

    I used to be Exo cheeks, then when the name wave happened I evolved into Awoken Mommy.

  • @Coldhue
    @Coldhue 9 дней назад +3

    I came across someone who had the name Bhulk Disciple of fitness

  • @heymjheart
    @heymjheart 8 дней назад +1

    Savathick’s witch cream is wild 😭😭😭

  • @SchwabGames2014
    @SchwabGames2014 9 дней назад +2

    Yesterday, I met Daddy Shaxx's Good Girl

  • @thizzmonkey7846
    @thizzmonkey7846 9 дней назад +1

    Some of them are funny as fuck but there are some that are just got me Saying “DAFUQ!?!?”

  • @chitrakshjain6113
    @chitrakshjain6113 9 дней назад +3

    I saw
    Someone called
    “Thong of Shaxx”

  • @gaphoneyo
    @gaphoneyo 10 дней назад +17

    I was Shaxx's Spread Busee and Uwutheon's Coumflux but I got reported 😢

  • @Stuckin92
    @Stuckin92 10 дней назад +1

    This is peak internet comedy writing 😂

  • @scottball2796
    @scottball2796 9 дней назад +2

    Shaxx 9" horn (Adept)

  • @blix17
    @blix17 9 дней назад +1

    Man found the lan party hiding in his basement

  • @edburton6801
    @edburton6801 8 дней назад

    Yet another fantastic Destiny 2 video :-)

  • @Roititouan
    @Roititouan 9 дней назад +1

    I convinced a guy to rename himself Ikora'sHairJob

  • @Monoarchive.
    @Monoarchive. 14 часов назад

    "Xol, will of like, a few or something"

  • @ZimVader13
    @ZimVader13 9 дней назад

    My favorite bungie I'd is Savathun's skid mark. 😂 I literally cried seeing PC player at hawthorn months ago

  • @TrippyGhxst
    @TrippyGhxst 10 дней назад +4

    I am Drunk, Driver of Cars

    • @happystate2480
      @happystate2480 9 дней назад +1

      I ran into God's Drunkest Driver in the tower last week🤣

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 8 дней назад

      I played with you in iron banner last weekend lmfao!

    • @adarkwind4712
      @adarkwind4712 8 дней назад

      ​@zerotodona1495 you two are literally separated by a single comment in the comment section for me.

  • @alexandervrabac1776
    @alexandervrabac1776 8 дней назад +2

    Tony, kell of ogs

  • @lamontejones9498
    @lamontejones9498 4 дня назад

    I “eager edge” is fire word play

  • @oneoflogic
    @oneoflogic 10 дней назад +1

    Insert crying Wesley snipes I am my brothers keeper meme

  • @Destiny2Addict
    @Destiny2Addict 10 дней назад +11

    Bro you forgot about my alt account: "Trump, builder of walls"

  • @ianhuang952
    @ianhuang952 10 дней назад +1

    was expecting the hawkmoon sound at the end

  • @RoninCinemaGaming
    @RoninCinemaGaming 9 дней назад

    That's how I felt when I was playing destiny 1

  • @benjeanveau5229
    @benjeanveau5229 7 дней назад

    Bro just killed them all lmao😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Monoarchive.
    @Monoarchive. 14 часов назад

    "Taniks isn't scared"

  • @yousseftarek1785
    @yousseftarek1785 4 дня назад

    I once saw Throata, Sucker of Oryx

  • @rioletharrison
    @rioletharrison 9 дней назад +1

    my friend's ign before is "Mom Final God of Pain"😂

  • @mortalexo103
    @mortalexo103 9 дней назад

    My all time favorite was "Discomustynutz". And that was years ago.I know you're out there somewhere you damn legend you.

  • @jollofchief
    @jollofchief День назад

    This is the funniest video you have ever made

  • @HoodedWerehog
    @HoodedWerehog День назад

    My favorite D2 username I seen in game was Shaxx deep dish pizza

  • @The_Makr_
    @The_Makr_ 7 дней назад

    Omnigul's Throat Lozenge.

  • @D2Novi
    @D2Novi 8 дней назад

    This guy don't miss 💀

  • @peterbraudt7894
    @peterbraudt7894 9 дней назад +1

    The cross quote lol

  • @common7172
    @common7172 10 дней назад +2

    Nothing like using characters name but I came across a guy on a strike named MySucculentMeat and at another time a guy named John AddClears which were hilarious lol

  • @Hackn3yedPucaso
    @Hackn3yedPucaso 7 дней назад +2

    mine is TwoTowers (Timelost) and yes, I know it's a bit offensive

  • @houseflygames
    @houseflygames 6 дней назад

    I was once Savathŭns Krusty Cheeks before constantly having my name banned

  • @SuperSpyArmyGuy
    @SuperSpyArmyGuy 16 часов назад

    I like to put images of silly usernames I've seen at the end of Destiny 2 videos I make

  • @hebelehubele1616
    @hebelehubele1616 6 дней назад

    I saw Zvalas shaving cream (Adept) once at gos

  • @MazdaBass971
    @MazdaBass971 10 дней назад +4

    Bro i always look for the weird ass names in this game! I saw a guy named “DamSonThisCreamInMyBunzIsGood” no cap i even got a ss. 😂😂😂

  • @Juice8767
    @Juice8767 3 дня назад

    My nickname irl is Juice, I just use that for everything

  • @harlowviv2968
    @harlowviv2968 5 дней назад

    I know a guy named Savathuns Nectar.

  • @kevin_kevinson
    @kevin_kevinson 9 дней назад

    If your one of those guardians we see you and judge you accordingly

  • @danielwilliams7562
    @danielwilliams7562 9 дней назад

    Im proud of my new name Salty Destiny Vet. It's too true.
    Also these randoms' player names are the best part of the game now

  • @TheRealDr.Mabuse
    @TheRealDr.Mabuse 4 дня назад

    This dude is color matched with the background. That's attention to details....