17 Of The Best Scenes From A Hat On "Whose Line Is It, Anyway?"

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  • @nextofken
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    • @OpiZoid
      @OpiZoid 5 лет назад +290

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    • @paulk6399
      @paulk6399 5 лет назад +40

      ...what a canned response

    • @maiac.1826
      @maiac.1826 5 лет назад +4

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    • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
      @billgateskilledmyuncle23 5 лет назад +92

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    • @bigdaddyj452
      @bigdaddyj452 5 лет назад +63

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  • @megathesimper4050
    @megathesimper4050 6 лет назад +5270

    I love how a decent amount of these are just jokes directed at Drew Carey

    • @jkrfan7
      @jkrfan7 6 лет назад +115

      MegaBRD The Movie Nerd he’s such a good sport

    • @megathesimper4050
      @megathesimper4050 6 лет назад +112

      @@jkrfan7 Yeah I like that he can take a joke

    • @elainehott9303
      @elainehott9303 6 лет назад +150

      I agree, Drew can hand take it and dish it out. I love when he laughs at hard the glasses come off and he's wiping his eyes 🤣🤣

    • @elizabethgraunstadt
      @elizabethgraunstadt 5 лет назад +44

      It’s their life mission to diss Drew

    • @manalkhalid2130
      @manalkhalid2130 4 года назад +4

      I liked your comment because it said 666 👹

  • @gregorylarson2640
    @gregorylarson2640 5 лет назад +1807

    Unusual welcome greetings on signs as you pass into different U.S. states:
    “Welcome to Hawaii. How’d you get here in a car?”

    • @michelleadams7058
      @michelleadams7058 4 года назад +130

      Welcome to Rhode Island. Thank you for visiting Rhode Island".

    • @JoshMcSwain
      @JoshMcSwain 4 года назад +56

      Utah welcomes you and your wives

    • @michelleadams7058
      @michelleadams7058 4 года назад +53

      Welcome to West Virginia. We are all family, literally.

    • @jasonhodgin1792
      @jasonhodgin1792 4 года назад +44

      "Welcome to Ohio, and best of luck on your way to anywhere else."

    • @kevinblanchard9064
      @kevinblanchard9064 4 года назад +18

      Welcome to Idaho, eat all the potatoes you want

  • @ethantemple506
    @ethantemple506 6 лет назад +4642

    “What you say when you want to start a fight.”
    “You guys wanna start a fight?”
    Best line ever

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 6 лет назад +117

      Unexpected things to hear from a seashell, "Put me down!"

    • @megathesimper4050
      @megathesimper4050 6 лет назад +27

      "Hey Clinton what's with the fat braud?" - Ryan Stiles

    • @dawgsfan1196
      @dawgsfan1196 5 лет назад +14

      @@EchthelionII "who's your daddy?" Was funnier imo

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 лет назад +13

      @@dawgsfan1196 It's hard to pick a favorite quote from Whose Line, it's even harder to pick just one person's quote.

    • @dawgsfan1196
      @dawgsfan1196 5 лет назад +3

      @@EchthelionII oh definitely, there's way to many quotes to choose from.

  • @gemgaming4042
    @gemgaming4042 3 года назад +581

    The way he presents with "come" just gets me every time 😂

    • @snafubar5491
      @snafubar5491 2 года назад +1

      In some places the wiggling of the index finger, 'come here", is not a polite gesture shall I say.
      The supposed secret White Racist hand sign, the 'ok' finger/thumb/circle, means 'arsehole' in Brazil. Yes, I use it here in the USA, but in the Brazilian sense only.
      Old joke: Why does the one finger 'come here' not work on me??? As a man, I don't come with just one finger.

    • @Chimera_Photography
      @Chimera_Photography 2 года назад +10

      @@snafubar5491 then that finger isn’t being used right.

    • @Wookie8058
      @Wookie8058 2 месяца назад +3

      Boldly, unapologetic and perfectly vulgar that was.. Colin is a monster...

  • @dwx6618
    @dwx6618 6 лет назад +691

    "Things you can see from the moon"
    "Look are those Ryan's shoes?"

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 5 лет назад +17

      The only funny thing Kathy Greenwood ever said

    • @AgentCali21
      @AgentCali21 3 года назад +3

      @@jayamarillo628 idk, there's a Irish drinking song she killed which made me laugh

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 3 года назад +1

      @@AgentCali21 I hope you’re right, I’d love to see her being funny elsewhere!

    • @AgentCali21
      @AgentCali21 3 года назад +2

      @@jayamarillo628 look up best hoedown and Irish drinking song, it killed me

  • @seanlauer7483
    @seanlauer7483 4 года назад +623

    Ryan:
    "Come home with me
    I'm not scary
    I'm Really Rich
    I'm Drew Carey"

    • @tmn1231
      @tmn1231 4 года назад +21

      “Sleep with me once
      Sleep with me twice
      I think that’d be really nice
      Lookie lookie at the size of my shoe
      You know what they say
      Yes, it is true.”

  • @DWickett
    @DWickett 6 лет назад +3301

    one of the most underrated shows of all time

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 6 лет назад +55

      well it wasn't expensive to make so it could keep going regardless if anyone watched

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 6 лет назад +81

      Well, it was competing in the same time slot opposite "Friends" on NBC, so that didn't help matters at all.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 6 лет назад +23

      but it still was on even after friends ended. plus it also aired on abc, abc family, & cw

    • @ellisdtrails420
      @ellisdtrails420 5 лет назад +65

      Was it really underrated though?

    • @like10smurfs.
      @like10smurfs. 4 года назад +20

      Well it's still on the air and Friends isnt... so......

  • @DarkPaladin24
    @DarkPaladin24 5 лет назад +776

    I remember Robin Williams being on this show and the scene from a hat. "What Robin Williams is thinking right now."
    "I have a career. What the hell am I doing here?"

    • @Smokie_666
      @Smokie_666 2 года назад +28

      That was a fantastic episode! Especially with Robin Williams style of comedy, the show was perfect for him.

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 2 года назад +8

      I actually thought it was a little on the belittling side, although i know he wouldn't have intended it that way

    • @corjonbett
      @corjonbett Год назад +4

      HAD a career! - Ryan Stiles (I think, someone said that)

    • @ubery
      @ubery Год назад +2

      @@paulinegallagher7821 Oh I think it was clear he was just having fun with that one. It was pretty insane that he was on the show! And he was so game for everything.

  • @invaderaries7364
    @invaderaries7364 6 лет назад +414

    "What Drew Whispers in His Date's Ear"
    "What's your name again?" - Brad Sherwood
    "Keep the change..." - Ryan Stiles

  • @mitchellgildea6944
    @mitchellgildea6944 6 лет назад +836

    "US cities that will never have a song written about them."
    "We call it Butte NOT BUTT Montana"

    • @Asiandude91
      @Asiandude91 6 лет назад +24

      Mitchell Gildea “What’s the matter with Weed?”

    • @MotownFan1962
      @MotownFan1962 5 лет назад +34

      "Proud citizens of Doglick!"

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 5 лет назад +18

      we love you walla walla washington
      who wants an oxnard i do i do

    • @mickeykipper
      @mickeykipper 5 лет назад +11

      I was not expecting that line, cause ironically i live in butte haha!!

    • @whittosjuju
      @whittosjuju 5 лет назад +4

      Montana represented!

  • @megathesimper4050
    @megathesimper4050 6 лет назад +905

    Here's One Of My All Time Favorite Ones:
    "Drill Sergeant Pick Up Lines"
    "I just wanna stand here and stare at my privates!!!" - Brad Sherwood

    • @SuperiorPosterior
      @SuperiorPosterior 6 лет назад +21

      One of my favorites is "Bad Songs to Sing in Prison"
      "With the wig, you remind me of Julia..." - Colin

    • @antneyyeag5051
      @antneyyeag5051 5 лет назад +13

      @@SuperiorPosterior Jim is escaping from the hole in the wall

    • @jarodon6511
      @jarodon6511 4 года назад

      HAHA ME TOO I LOVE THAT TOO

    • @corjonbett
      @corjonbett Год назад

      @@SuperiorPosterior Oops! I dropped the soap! Now I gotta bend over and pick it up~!

  • @peytoncheesebrew2696
    @peytoncheesebrew2696 2 года назад +227

    Colin’s cabinet joke has been one of my absolute favorites from the entire show lmao that and the scene from the game greatest hits when Ryan asked Colin what sound an owl makes and his dumbass said “BaAaCkStReEt bOyS” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @micaldomlancer1494
      @micaldomlancer1494 2 года назад +16

      "We're watching animal porn!"

    • @peytoncheesebrew2696
      @peytoncheesebrew2696 2 года назад +7

      @@micaldomlancer1494 YES lmao colin is the best

    • @Jsdo1980
      @Jsdo1980 10 месяцев назад +2

      *arctic tern

    • @michaelwhalen1201
      @michaelwhalen1201 4 месяца назад +1

      Things you can say to your dog,
      but not your girlfriend...............come

  • @amandagossman5899
    @amandagossman5899 6 лет назад +1768

    Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend.
    Come -Colin Mochrie
    Best. Moment. Ever.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 6 лет назад +49

      And it only took one word!

    • @campuscryptid3020
      @campuscryptid3020 5 лет назад +52

      With the fingers and everything

    • @shawnkitchen691
      @shawnkitchen691 5 лет назад +23

      I can't believe that it didn't take first spot.....
      Funniest moment EVER

    • @WhatSayCrochet
      @WhatSayCrochet 5 лет назад +19

      Others not included here
      - sit
      - stay
      - get off my leg
      - fetch me a beer
      - you’re sleeping outside tonight
      - Quit licking yourself

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 5 лет назад +2

      Happy 10th birthday.

  • @halodudecool
    @halodudecool 6 лет назад +309

    Drew doesn't do a damn thing

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 6 лет назад +34

      Not a damn thing.

    • @bootlegjoker9776
      @bootlegjoker9776 5 лет назад +22

      Just reads the card...

    • @onigireee
      @onigireee 5 лет назад +14

      You okay down there?

    • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
      @Cyberbrickmaster1986 5 лет назад +16

      Just read all the cards, eh eh, that's all!

    • @luf4rall
      @luf4rall 4 года назад +3

      Sometimes he takes part in the games. Sometimes the cast makes fun of him.

  • @vishak4696
    @vishak4696 5 лет назад +232

    Things not to say to a cop, when pulled over:
    “Where’s the rest of the Village People” - Collin the Marins

    • @milescoburn1845
      @milescoburn1845 4 года назад +12

      "Yes, sir. I'll have a rum and coke." - Ryan Stiles

    • @desuretard8654
      @desuretard8654 3 года назад +3

      "How does it feel to go to work everyday dressed like you're invading Poland?"

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 года назад +2

      Do you smell bacon? 😁

  • @mattallen8136
    @mattallen8136 4 года назад +251

    Should’ve titled this “Whose Line cast roasts Drew Carey”.

    • @taylortighten
      @taylortighten 3 года назад +5

      petition for a cast reunion that's just a drew carey roast

  • @Nmille98
    @Nmille98 6 лет назад +295

    "Things to say that will always start a fight."
    "You guys wanna start a fight?"

    • @bikechainimmortalis6923
      @bikechainimmortalis6923 4 года назад +8

      Reminds me of Avatar
      "That's not how you start a riot. Here's how you start a riot *lifts a dude over his head* Hey everyone. LET'S RIOT!"

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 года назад +1

      Chad Michael Lmao that’s one of my favorite scenes.

    • @bikechainimmortalis6923
      @bikechainimmortalis6923 4 года назад

      @@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 I love that the dude Hakoda shoved was then like "Yeah, screw my anger management!! Let's riot!!"

    • @misseselise3864
      @misseselise3864 3 года назад

      it’s so obvious but it’s one of my favorite lines 🤣

  • @InkAndPoet
    @InkAndPoet 6 лет назад +442

    "Whose Line is it Anyway cast members' bedtime prayers"
    "God, please make Ryan stop wearing clown shoes."- Brad Sherwood

    • @ericveneto1593
      @ericveneto1593 6 лет назад +19

      Please give me ringside seats when Ryan kicks Brad's ass.

    • @batvader9511
      @batvader9511 6 лет назад +21

      Im more partial to "Please don't make me go under Drew's desk" Wayne

    • @JaneSt.Valentine
      @JaneSt.Valentine 6 лет назад +27

      "Lord, please get me out of my contract that says I must shave my head so they can keep making bald jokes..."

    • @Asiandude91
      @Asiandude91 6 лет назад +5

      “Jesus, don’t let Wayne knock over the table” - Brad Sherwood

    • @danijel-ch2gk
      @danijel-ch2gk 5 лет назад +1

      funny enough, since the show was revived he wears Chucks :-)

  • @mrsocko316
    @mrsocko316 4 года назад +130

    "What's going through Robin Williams' mind right now"
    Robin: I have a career, what the hell am I doing here?

  • @shimmyking4
    @shimmyking4 4 года назад +335

    "People you wouldn't want to meet at a nudist colony"
    Ryan: *doesn't even have to say anything, you know*

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 3 месяца назад

      I thought he looked at Drew and it was implied it was him.

  • @EDH10
    @EDH10 6 лет назад +860

    “People you wish would just shut up.”
    ...
    *“People you wish would just shut up.”*

  • @17kiranime
    @17kiranime 6 лет назад +141

    I think the order’s wrong on the list: imo, #4 & #1 clearly should’ve switched places!
    Also, “professions where it’s inappropriate to break out into song” ... I’M A MIME!

    • @onigireee
      @onigireee 5 лет назад +10

      HOW DOES FOOD BECOME POOOP?
      I'LL TELL YOUUUU!

    • @Asiandude91
      @Asiandude91 5 лет назад +1

      Onigiree THAT’S where poo comes from!

    • @rscaito1
      @rscaito1 3 года назад

      @@Asiandude91 you can get poo from food!

  • @user-we1fk4ul5o
    @user-we1fk4ul5o 2 года назад +76

    For anyone who doesn’t get the “Mimi & I are the same person” joke: Mimi Bobeck was a character on The Drew Carrey Show, played by Kathy Kinney; she was known for her flamboyant personality. She was also characterized by her high confidence despite being overweight & wearing such ostentatious make-up. Greg is saying that Mimi is actually Drew in drag. 😂 Definitely look up a picture of her so that you understand the comparison!

    • @parisnurashikinmohamadsupi4348
      @parisnurashikinmohamadsupi4348 Год назад +2

      don’t forget the neon eyeshadow!!! haha!

    • @aaroniousairlines9087
      @aaroniousairlines9087 2 месяца назад +1

      I never really watched the Drew Carey show, but I saw the ads for it and just always thought it was Drew Carey in drag until now!

  • @lawrence198169
    @lawrence198169 6 лет назад +211

    That's when whose line was awesome. Ryan's Carol Channing impressions made me laugh so hard I cry lmao

    • @michelleadams7058
      @michelleadams7058 4 года назад +8

      Colin's weird newscaster headlines were awesome too, and one of my favorites along with Greatest Hits.

  • @mitchellgildea6944
    @mitchellgildea6944 6 лет назад +205

    "If celebrities had been the first people to walk on the moon."
    WELL THIS IS DRY AND BARREN AS I AM!
    😂🤣

    • @Ysalomet
      @Ysalomet 4 года назад +7

      4:00 a split chance to see Colin crack
      ...dang, too late, he covered his face :·p

    • @jacksonia7724
      @jacksonia7724 Год назад

      Who was he doing?

    • @corjonbett
      @corjonbett Год назад

      @@jacksonia7724 Carol Shanning

  • @TimeLady018
    @TimeLady018 Год назад +54

    4:42 will forever be one of my favorite television moments.

    • @slimonion1975
      @slimonion1975 Год назад +2

      That is my favorite also

    • @MegaRayland
      @MegaRayland Год назад +2

      That whole segment was brilliant:
      - “Get off the mailman! Get off the mailman!!!”
      - “I’m gonna give you a good bath and a nice bone!”

  • @raikazuchi2516
    @raikazuchi2516 6 лет назад +69

    Man, "Come" should be number one. Never have I EVER laughed so hard at a single word.

  • @christiankrenek7689
    @christiankrenek7689 2 года назад +66

    “It’s ‘Geppetto’ on DVD!” kills me every time, especially since Wayne Brady was ALSO in that movie. :p

    • @adamj.cuthbert7528
      @adamj.cuthbert7528 2 года назад +12

      Wayne (to Drew): I liked it, I was in it, I liked it.
      Greg: The bad news was that it was Christmas.

    • @goldenlady3495
      @goldenlady3495 9 месяцев назад

      " I. Liked. IT!"😂

  • @iceeee1245
    @iceeee1245 6 лет назад +136

    It's videos like these that make me forget the unstoppable marching of time and the existential pain that comes with it

  • @KrystleLow
    @KrystleLow 6 лет назад +391

    "It was my first time
    I felt such elation
    Oh no, premature ejaculation"

    • @nathetu8520
      @nathetu8520 5 лет назад +3

      One of my all time favorites

    • @daveluttinen2547
      @daveluttinen2547 2 года назад +2

      What is funny is that a few guys were not laughing. Their experience, perhaps? :)

  • @Ultimate23Dragon
    @Ultimate23Dragon 4 года назад +217

    _Latin American Soccer Announcers on a day off..._
    Ryan: "I'll have a cheeseburger, some fries, & a *COOOOOOOOOOKE!*
    Ryan: ... "You forgot my *COOOOOOOOOOKE!!!"*
    Ryan: *"Where the hell's my COOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!"*

    • @nachoalvarez7171
      @nachoalvarez7171 4 года назад +8

      As an Argentinean, that's funny

    • @PlacidDragon
      @PlacidDragon 4 года назад +1

      @@nachoalvarez7171
      ruclips.net/video/WeLXUVlPNrY/видео.html If you haven't seen it, there it is :D

    • @AJEDDY97
      @AJEDDY97 4 года назад +3

      I forgot about that one, and now I'm laughing again. 😂😂

    • @PlacidDragon
      @PlacidDragon 4 года назад

      @@AJEDDY97 :D

    • @WhatAndEver
      @WhatAndEver 4 года назад +2

      Legend has it, he's still waiting on his *COOOOOOOOOOKE!!!*

  • @kapplesx8114
    @kapplesx8114 6 лет назад +123

    The final one is a perfect representation of why this show was amazing

  • @megathesimper4050
    @megathesimper4050 6 лет назад +99

    Here's Another Favorite Of Mine:
    "A brief glimpse into the dreams of Colin Mocherie"
    "Good night to you Sharon Stone, no I'm not gonna call ya" - Greg Proops

  • @wickedlove229
    @wickedlove229 5 лет назад +91

    Refreshingly honest statements that can earn you a black eye...
    Drew doesn't do a damn thing!
    Kills me every time!!

  • @smithsonian2464
    @smithsonian2464 4 года назад +64

    People you wouldn’t want to meet at a nudist colony:
    “Hi, I’m Drew Carey.”

  • @thehumbegod5235
    @thehumbegod5235 4 года назад +67

    "the good news is we're gonna name a disease after you" missed a good one

  • @kevinnails5598
    @kevinnails5598 2 года назад +39

    The Cabinet Meeting joke is one of my favorite jokes of all time

  • @davehudlow_x3441
    @davehudlow_x3441 3 года назад +220

    True comedians not only can laugh at themselves and take personal roast attack, but also can roast themselves without getting upset. Am I right or am I right?

    • @komoto_kane5351
      @komoto_kane5351 2 года назад +2

      You're wrong

    • @davehudlow_x3441
      @davehudlow_x3441 2 года назад +2

      @@komoto_kane5351 Hilarious my friend

    • @GingeryGinger
      @GingeryGinger Год назад +1

      I don’t know, are you right? I’ve never met a person called right before, it seems like a pretty weird name to me.

  • @PrinceRN
    @PrinceRN 4 года назад +8

    4:30 "Come" - I never get tired of this one.

  • @ellaannkamstra2034
    @ellaannkamstra2034 4 года назад +20

    2:54
    "There isn't even a cabinet in here"

  • @PSIHedgehogChris
    @PSIHedgehogChris 4 года назад +44

    Best ones in this compilation:
    - Colin: "I can't believe I'm missing Bald jokes..."
    - People you wouldn't want to meet in a nudist colony - Ryan: *walks on stage, stands there, then just walks off*
    - If celebrities had been the first people to walk on the moon - Wade: *Proceeds to do Michael Jackson's moonwalk*
    - Things you could say to your dog, but not your girlfriend - Colin: "Come!"

  • @theeGamerzNation
    @theeGamerzNation 5 лет назад +52

    So basically the best clips are when Drew gets roasted 😂

  • @SarumanTheStinky
    @SarumanTheStinky 6 лет назад +84

    Phrases that would start a fight.
    Ryan: "you guys wanna fight?"

  • @Mr.Misfit2814
    @Mr.Misfit2814 4 года назад +25

    If lessons about love and sex were taught by Sesame Street:
    Today’s episode is brought to you by the numbers 6 and 9!

  • @PitargoNats
    @PitargoNats 6 лет назад +160

    Is it bad that I'm giving the lines just as soon as Drew says the scene?

  • @DemonWoman75
    @DemonWoman75 6 лет назад +26

    People you wouldn't want to see at a nudist colony, Ryan stands there and I found myself saying 'I wouldn't mind seeing you' lol

  • @gladfan1989
    @gladfan1989 5 лет назад +27

    Odd things to hear from the voices in your head.
    "Just cut one brake line and you could be sitting behind that desk."
    Ryan Stiles.

  • @Soxruleyanksdrool
    @Soxruleyanksdrool 5 лет назад +90

    "What the Whose Line cast is thinking right now"
    "I could do that. It's just reading suggestions from a hat"
    I laughed out loud at that one. Should of been on this list.

  • @BaconWrappedCupcake
    @BaconWrappedCupcake 4 года назад +6

    1:10 I saw a picture on Facebook of that scene with that written on it and I spent like a week trying to find out what show it was from. Loved it ever since.

  • @jacquelinedimattia774
    @jacquelinedimattia774 6 лет назад +76

    Not a damn thing....😁

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  • @dawgsfan1196
    @dawgsfan1196 5 лет назад +126

    The show was better with Drew as the host

    • @Seth_Hezekiah
      @Seth_Hezekiah 5 лет назад +10

      Well, yea. He kept them joking on him which was funny, rather than insulting people with their jokes.

    • @davidhonez8859
      @davidhonez8859 5 лет назад +2

      It is real hard to watch the new show.

    • @korbkelly
      @korbkelly 3 года назад +1

      @@davidhonez8859 I can't watch the new ones. I got through a few of the newer ones and couldn't do it

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 5 лет назад +84

    May favorites:
    Things you shouldn't do during an Earthquake.
    Colin: "A vasectomy doesn't hurt."
    Rejected Jeopardy categories
    Colin: "I take animal genitalia audio clues."
    Trivial reason to hold press conferences
    Chip: "Got a new podium."

  • @kevinblanchard9064
    @kevinblanchard9064 4 года назад +8

    "What Robin Williams is thinking right now"
    Robin: "I have a career, what the hell am I doing"?

  • @diamondtron01
    @diamondtron01 6 лет назад +40

    "Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend" >_

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 5 лет назад +9

      "Get off the mailman!"

    • @everettgrover9459
      @everettgrover9459 5 лет назад +8

      @@TimedRevolver what did you just do...what did you just do.........am i gonna have to rub your nose in that

    • @michaelracicot233
      @michaelracicot233 4 года назад +4

      Things you can say about your motorcycle but not your girlfriend....
      "It's not bad, if you don't mind the bugs in your teeth. COLIN MOCHRIE

    • @bog1582
      @bog1582 4 года назад +3

      "Why dont you just stop barking already!?!"

  • @DavidSnay
    @DavidSnay 4 года назад +14

    My personal favorite is "scenes from movies with different actors", and Ryan comes out and in his Carol Channing voice, re-enacts the "Do you feel lucky, Punk?" Clint Eastwood scene. Legendary. It was the episode with Robin Williams.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 2 года назад +1

      That whole Scenes From A Hat was beautiful, even if it was just a shootout between Ryan and Robin.

  • @EloiseRaeCullen
    @EloiseRaeCullen 3 года назад +23

    You can see the exact moment, after Drew reads the prompt "Things you say to your dog but not your gf", when all 4 of them kiss their current and future relationships goodbye 😂

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 2 года назад +3

      the truck one was funnier. Greg: - 'you could fit four in here!'

  • @KingsleyIII
    @KingsleyIII 6 лет назад +69

    Drew takes so much crap from the rest of the cast, and its amazing how he takes it all in good humor.

    • @32bandit
      @32bandit 5 лет назад +9

      He made a grip of money to do it.

    • @Cowinator66
      @Cowinator66 5 лет назад +8

      KingsleyIII true, but Colin got a LOT of bald jokes thrown his way too. Watch the news reporter segment about Colin to see what I mean.

  • @gruntmezera123
    @gruntmezera123 4 года назад +12

    Great editing of the ending punchline with Wayne. "NOT A DAMN THING."

  • @SuperSenshi
    @SuperSenshi 3 года назад +6

    (0:19) Is it bad that I was kinda hoping Wayne would be like "Ugh, I'm telling! Drew! Colin's hitting me for no good reason!"
    XD

  • @Coyotek4
    @Coyotek4 6 лет назад +58

    Things you can say to describe your truck, but not your girlfriend:
    "You can fit FOUR in there!"

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 6 лет назад +20

    “I can’t believe I’m missing bald jokes!” Hold up, that wasn’t a bald joke?😂😂😂

    • @louwoo7682
      @louwoo7682 6 лет назад +6

      no Chip was making fun of Colin's shirt

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 6 лет назад +3

      Lou Woo ooops. I thought he was making fun of the top of Colin’s head. 😂😂😂

    • @KiwiHelpgeek
      @KiwiHelpgeek 6 лет назад +1

      Did you not see the shirt he was wearing?

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 6 лет назад +2

      Average Meatsack yes. I am now aware. I’m a dumbass.

    • @H3rrForehead
      @H3rrForehead 5 лет назад +4

      I know this is rather late, but during that entire episode everyone kept making fun of his shirt, that's why he said that

  • @TeamWickedOpinion
    @TeamWickedOpinion 4 года назад +7

    03:40 I used to think they were the same person! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @7mikepd
    @7mikepd 3 года назад +7

    the cabinet meeting joke made me laugh out loud.

  • @nevik9199
    @nevik9199 6 лет назад +12

    #6 left out Colin's bit. it was the best 1!!!!

  • @LloydW90
    @LloydW90 6 лет назад +45

    How the letter H wasn't number one I never know
    I always enjoyed the ones with Robin Williams

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 6 лет назад +1

      I was expecting at least one of his on here, I was very disappointed, his were my some of my favorites.

    • @doaftheloaf
      @doaftheloaf 5 лет назад

      i wish he'd been a regular, it's as if the show was made for him.

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 5 лет назад

      rip

    • @milescoburn1845
      @milescoburn1845 4 года назад +1

      "What is Robin Williams thinking right now?" Robin - "What am I doing? I have a career!"

  • @spectrevampire
    @spectrevampire 5 лет назад +14

    Drew: "If Lessons in Love and Sex Were Taught in the Style of Sesame Street"
    Me: Cookie! Omnomnomnomnom!

    • @matsh5633
      @matsh5633 5 лет назад

      Woooww that's preety good!
      Is it yours or a quote?

    • @corjonbett
      @corjonbett Год назад

      Kathryn got a good one there. "One of these things, doesn't belong here!"
      *Ryan leaves early*

  • @erickalvarez693
    @erickalvarez693 4 года назад +4

    “Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend” when that man said “come” I lost it

  • @poogaure
    @poogaure 5 лет назад +4

    3:50 Ryan’s tall ass looks like the humans on Tom & Jerry 😂 you can never see their face

  • @nonyabidness5708
    @nonyabidness5708 2 года назад +11

    4:02... you so rarely see Colin truly let loose to laugh...

  • @TheRobobuck
    @TheRobobuck 3 года назад +1

    Trying To Look Cool While Doing Uncool Things:
    *rings buzzer*

  • @nicolelylewis
    @nicolelylewis 6 лет назад +8

    “Things you say that will always start a fight”
    “You guys wanna start a fight?”

  • @mr.robinson1982
    @mr.robinson1982 2 года назад +2

    Thanks, Captain Hair

  • @Fantabilooslik
    @Fantabilooslik 3 года назад +3

    These guys just crack me up. Best show on TV

  • @AgentAika001
    @AgentAika001 2 года назад +1

    "Failed theme songs for the movie Titanic"
    Colin "corpses bobbing in the sea, ha ha ha ha ho hee hee"

  • @BurakkuHishou
    @BurakkuHishou 4 года назад +25

    Here's one I came up with:
    "If sex lessons were taught by sesame street."
    "One push. Ah ah ah. Two push, ah ah ah. Three push, ah...Ah...AH"

  • @dhwwiiexpert
    @dhwwiiexpert 6 лет назад +15

    Whose Line is the greatest!!

  • @DocWyldeCard
    @DocWyldeCard Год назад +1

    Lol, I couldn't BELIEVE #2 was allowed to be shown on a channel owned by Disney! XD

  • @ashleygates9339
    @ashleygates9339 3 года назад +5

    maybe just me? but this was the best when drew carrey was the host!!!!!!

  • @leviblanchard7437
    @leviblanchard7437 3 года назад +3

    The way Wayne just laughs before getting up and sayin #3 😆 😂

  • @riptide2054
    @riptide2054 4 года назад +8

    “Drew doesn’t do a damn thing” should’ve been #1 if you include the entire sequence

  • @JohnWagner-sf8ho
    @JohnWagner-sf8ho Год назад +1

    Drew: It's things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend...
    Colin: Come.

  • @lucasmackey2808
    @lucasmackey2808 3 года назад +3

    1:42 The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey

  • @moramento22
    @moramento22 5 лет назад +5

    1:50 "The bad news is that it's Christmas" xD

  • @shortielishus19
    @shortielishus19 4 года назад +4

    ‘I can’t believe i’m missing bald jokes’😂🤣😂 lmao

  • @GaminJonesy
    @GaminJonesy Год назад +4

    This was one of my favorite shows ever lol. I always loved the Drew jokes 😂😂

  • @rylan5040
    @rylan5040 Год назад +1

    Best part is them ribbing on Drew!

  • @Cloofinder
    @Cloofinder 4 года назад +3

    "Please santa, just a pair of sunglasses"
    "I can't believe I'm missing bald jokes"
    Me: what makes you think it wasnt a bald joke? Lol

  • @JackW9240
    @JackW9240 2 года назад +2

    Irish drinking song, mugged on a date - “meow”…

  • @AccidentalLyrics
    @AccidentalLyrics 5 лет назад +3

    best "whose line is it anyway" compilation ever

  • @adammessina6182
    @adammessina6182 Год назад +1

    I really wish this show was still on

  • @stephaniel9545
    @stephaniel9545 3 года назад +5

    @2:12 if this was aired today, it would be cut from the show

  • @Plottwister13
    @Plottwister13 5 лет назад +14

    Bring Drew Carey back!

  • @deefoxwinter853
    @deefoxwinter853 6 лет назад +27

    "Pull the string on the Drew Carry doll and it says"- Drew
    "Mimi and I are the same person" Greg
    Made me laugh so hard lol 😂 still love it by the way I Love All of brads he's my favorite and *Drew doesn't do a Damn thing!"
    "Not a Damn thing just read off the cards heh heh that's all you ok down there!" 🤣😂😂😂

    • @doaftheloaf
      @doaftheloaf 5 лет назад +3

      ryan - "lower."

    • @everettgrover9459
      @everettgrover9459 5 лет назад +1

      @@doaftheloaf wayne brady: i love you greg...........butthead

  • @lol33
    @lol33 5 лет назад +7

    Colin Mochrie’s new autobiography: the bald and the beautiful

  • @aa1bb2cc3dd4
    @aa1bb2cc3dd4 3 года назад +3

    Dude, owning the best joke of the biggest insult against you is the only way to live life the right way. What a boss Colin is.

  • @justarandomdood
    @justarandomdood 4 года назад +2

    At first I was mad that you only had one of the "drew doesn't do a damn thing" lines, but I'm so glad I stuck till the end. Well done my dude.

  • @kevinwise1997
    @kevinwise1997 5 лет назад +11

    The good news is the surgery was a success and you look like a movie star...
    The bad news is that that movie star is Drew Carey!

  • @DukeDarkshadow
    @DukeDarkshadow 5 лет назад +11

    Drew totally doesn't get Wayne's Spanish joke.

    • @guitarboi9
      @guitarboi9 5 лет назад

      Neither do I, for what it's worth

    • @melmul970
      @melmul970 5 лет назад +10

      @@guitarboi9 he says 'abierto', which means 'open'....I'll let you make what you want of that lol oh and then he says 'cerrado' which means closed lol

    • @kailyn7902
      @kailyn7902 5 лет назад +2

      @@melmul970 thanks. Its funnier now 😅

    • @kirstyhoward7257
      @kirstyhoward7257 8 месяцев назад

      Thank you for the explanation hahahaha