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THIS MAN IS TOO FUNNY!! 🤣 (Al Jokes Reaction)
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- Published on Mar 15, 2026
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The painter thing man i thought of him the moment they said most famous painter what a terrible coincidence
Same, I heard "painter" and this is the first thing I had in mind lol.
Because of online censorship people can't even say his name so everyone just calls him "painter"
@Conserpov This.
it feels like a law to think about him when painter is mentioned xD
Baseball, huh
Love that, "Baseball, huh" pun sprinkled into the comment
Yes that's certainly not purple sids.
Very proud of myself for that one
yeah, that tracks
@S@Steve_is_a_Stickyou should be, it was really smooth
He is technically a painter... And definitely famous
Yep... more people probably know his name than other painters...
18:22 so you're telling me you are:
-A demon
-Short
-Happy in Hell
Guys, I think Cy is a Chihuahua
And if you watch her play horror games, she certainly hits some of the same pitches... 📢
New conspiracy unlocked
Or an imp from the Hellaverse
HOEH?!!!
@Randomperson-o8k I mean, the succubus (which is what Cypress is) in that verse seem to enjoy themselves...
the worst thing a guy can do is be ugly is sadly true. the Spanish man who cured pancreatic cancer the other week is being bullied for having a birth mark on his face. he cured one of the most lethal cancers and is being bullied for his looks. the fuck is wrong with us
Bro's about to become a James Bond supervillain.
We never left the dark ages. We only think we did.
correction: *Is* curing pancreatic cancer.
he's not been allowed to move on to human testing yet
I have a suspicion... Are the people bullying him in middle school and/or women?
Wanting to discredit the man for whatever reason is the only reason why they attack his looks instead of acknowledging the accomplishment. I think they think it's a bad thing that he found a cure for pancreatic cancer. It's strange, I know, but that's the only logical explanation for it. Maybe it'll make pharmaceutical companies lose money in the long run, so they either cause too much of a brouhaha about his looks to bury the algorithm deep under actual factual findings or don't talk much about it. The only reason why I say this is that I vaguely remember seeing thumbnails floating around about it, then it disappeared into the wind as if it were a figment of my imagination. And the only reason I hear about it is the attack on his looks. NOBODY is talking about it. We really are shitty.
1:04 "..such universal thing... no matter from which country you come from, everyone has experienced this..." - what? I got no idea what video is this..
Same 😂
I think it's a jumpscare hidden as a normal video. Never seen myself, learned from memes lmfao
a year ago my friend sent me that video let me find it
i couldnt find it but yeah its like a really scary jumpscare
It's a video of a car going on the nice trip with comfy music playing, the car is kinda small so you need to focus to see it, usually people say it's really funnt video, but you have to fo us on the car and then a zombie jumps in from of the camera after about 20 seconds with lound jumpscare sound
So it is a funny video, but not for you :D
Me too 😐❓
From now on, when I see birds on a power line, I will say, "Look at those drones, charging again"
3:58 "Never jerk off a cactus, it only hurts your hand, and the cactus's feelings" -Tre Cool
And gardening tip nr.1 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GARDEN!
Where did he say that?
@WhoIsJoe31 here /watch?v=AYBsEcNNOJs
@WhoIsJoe31 There was an interview they did where they walked around the hotel they were staying at or something and Tre walked past a cactus and (probably high as hell) delivered my life's greatest motto
18:14 I'm 6'4 I had a girlfriend who was 5ft. A store clerk unironically thought she was my kid sister. She was 2 years older than me...
You say YES! Trust me on this one...
Just don't answer< "She's more than that to me."
Did you pat her head all the time?
@bombomosno one thing you will learn is to never touch your girlfriends hair if they have done it up. After they wash out the chemicals sure but never before
@jeromethiel4323i never got to answer anything, my partner was the one who spoke up at the clerk, as the clerk was flirting with me. They just had this back and forth the whole time we were there and i just wanted to leave. Btw this was at a build a bear. The clerk also kissed the heart thing that goes into the stuffing. I was building the bear for my actual sister...
0:23 Vincent Van “Hwock”
I mean... He was a painter, and he is more well known than the classical ones, but not for his paintings.
@2Scarhand I feel like saying the painter of one of the most famous paintings ever "not a real painter" just because it was his hobby is the most pretentious shit ever.
@theoriginalshewwhat famous painting did hitler paint
@2Scarhand so you're saying making cup ramen is your hobby ?
Strange hobby, but you do you, I guess.
@2Scarhandno one said most famous professional painter.
@2Scarhand Who said anything about being a professional painter?
16:10 "It's not that deep." He keeps hearing it all over the place? That's not philosophy, that's anatomy.
9:00 everyone knows that “bird” “poop” is a highly advanced fluid containing millions of microscopic nanobots that the government uses to gain access to your vehicle’s operating system in the event that they need to assassinate you, track you, or otherwise monitor your vehicle
13:17
Quick reminder to people that both Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez had dozens of love letters from women when they were on prison.
Ramirez even got married while in jail.
Its weird because you'd think they'd stay single to have as many women as they can (like how they murdered as many as they could)
@Mashamazzi Can't get 'intimate' visitations if you're not married.
I mean, he WAS a painter, but he is more known for ww2
"Probably don't even gain sentience until at least 5ft."
Cypress: Hi!
In the Army, I was called pocket hulk through my 9 months of training (I'm 5'3") It was both embarrassing and flattering.
My friend group called someone subway cause he showed up to the tournament in uniform. Took me 4 years to learn his name
Ever since i made a dark joke when i was 11 i've had the nickname morbid. I'm 31 now. I added the rainbow a couple years ago to make it a bit more joyful.
fun fact, staging situations for reactions, or making money off videos of staged situations legally changes the status of the content into a "Production" in some states. in a lot of those states there are laws restricting how you can use other people or places in these productions and what kind of permission is required for you to do so. so there are places where people are getting in legal trouble for doing this because they dont bother to check how their local laws work.
after he put it that way, I'm starting to think that Yoda is the wise version of Gollum
3:51 never trust someone whose cactuses are missing their needles.
Me seeing the swirls on your vtuber and can’t unsee it
1:30 "Relaxing car drive" much better than the video I thought of. Extremely glad families aren't showing that to each other.
saying the truth as a way of lying is something i've always do!
So I've never seen the video mentioned at 1:04. Can someone send a link?
"Scary car commercial"
7:50 "Well clearly they're solar powered, that's why they had to make them something that flew closer to the Flat Earth's tiny Sun so they could recharge their batteries. CHECK MATE!"
3:05 BAMBOO STRAWS EVERYONE!! how are those so underrated, bamboo grows fast, is perfectly straw shaped and doesn't swell up that much in a drink, plus it needs way less manufacturing steps like paper needs for purification and bleaching and whatever else goes into paper-making
Annoying Orange wasn't the first one to do it either. Anyone remember Thumb Wars? Same guy that made Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.
I mean, he was a painter, and he is probably talked about a lot more than most, so it’s technically correct.
"IT GOES IN..." Is a wild cut.
3:25 exactly my word Cypress. When you go through the media of each decade you’ll see that every generation has had its own version of brain rot.
Hell, the whole mlg skrillex 420 hitmarker snoop rainbow filter meme universe was literally made and cosumed by dudes born in the mid 90s.... Aka the late 1900s
@knexfan100 Bro there was even mlg RUclips poop in like 2015
In case you didnt know and you were curious, the "car jumpscare" was one of about a dozen K-Fee ads. there is even a compilation of YT if you are curious enough
5:40 shit is so true, a coworker of mine once wore a shirt that said "worker" on it
we've been calling him "worker" for 7 years now
I got the name Stache Daddy at work.
I got the name Destroyer
You can say that THAT painter affected the lives of millions if not billions!
2:58 There was a burger place I went to a couple years ago that started trying to give paper straws with shakes. With. Shakes. Not even custom bigger ones or anything. It works about as well as you expect.
you can tell the moment she realizes the joke when her pupils get real small, kinda funny
I haven't seen the video with the tree that traumatized someone
this gave me 36 baseballs that'll be purple chairs which was so SIDS
Lonardo da Vinci was primarily a medieval weapons systems designer for the nobility. Most of his money was made with that, the paintings were the occasional thing he did on consignment for walking-around money.
About the road one, the first time I saw it I was in middle school and had a flip phone, someone sent me that video while I was in the car with my parents, I got scared and screamed when it happened. Best part of that story is that someone sent it to me because they had the wrong number
It took me awhile to realize what painter they were referring too, LOL.
I don't recognize the tree video thingy. Anyone want to get me up to date?
there was a video that would start kinda slow and just as you think it doesnt make sense or ask what is this about a jumpscare zombie type thing would suddenly pop up and scream at you scaring the crap out of you...it first made its appearance before social media...id seen a version of it from my mom work email from the 90s this particular one showed up in early 2000s
The chairvoyant?
He’s a clairvoyant (sees the future), but for chairs… he saw the future of that tree, it will be a chair someday.
The power line thing actually makes the most sense! As trains get power from above current which is those power lines you see above tracks in Europe...i put way too much thought into this
Al genuinely doesn't miss. He's amazing
This _"painter"_ was known for his artwork on postcards for example
...before he took a step further and painted several countries blood red
14:01 it's also the first thing that came into my mind idk what it is but that germal painter is first thing I thought of too lol
Mandatory "Baseball, huh?" comment.
Mandatory "That's SIDS!" reply.
11:06 I had a job like this before, where I needed to get there more than 15 minutes early just to setup the tools I was going to use. So if I arrived "on time" then I'm late. I just stuck with it for so since the pay was above average.
Best thing I have heard that sounds like a conspiracy theory is that the cheese wheels have a microchip in them.
Rembrandt for the famous painter for me.
did she just assume that she is fun size ?? I FUCKING KNEW IT
I haven't watched the video, but the second I saw 'who's the most famous painter?' from this man, i immediately knew.
18:22 Dude is the shortest person in the Netherlands EVER
0:30 i knew it from even the first part of the question. Oh, Cy, Sweet summer child, please never be tainted.
What is it?
Ohh took me a few seconds to realize
@ShadowTheGlaceonwhat is it
@thedustlessboy (in)famout austrian painter who went into politics instead
@thedustlessboyAustrian funny mustache man.
My name once went from robert to raw material to iron ore (all because in german rohstoff/raw material also starts with ro)
18:01 the height of consent lmao 😂😂🤣🤣
🤣
I feel like saying this but there's a funny star wars parody named space balls and its stupid funny
I was called candy boy since I would always bring candies to school
8:18 What if they charged through many ways: Power lines, sun, flying, "eating", sharing amongst each other and so on
5:57 I used to know a guy who's nickname went from Alex to Al to Big Al to Great White to G Dubb.
This is my favorite "hell" to go too, to watch these funny videos
Two words that make both sides of the pigeon argument right: Carrier Pigeon
used to be how western civilization postal service did deluxe speed delivery
like hitler was the first thing that came to my mind when they talked about the most famous painter
6:07 "oh no, it seems I've taken Shelly... And dropped her into the frying oil!"
when he said painter I imediatiathy thought Bob Ros
Regarding the being in time is late, this is a rule that I have strive to follow but sometime manage to follow.
"If you are not 10 minutes early, you're late."
I had around 10 nicknames last year, and (after translation) "concrete" was one of them. It's always the most random shiet.
1:17 Literally have never seen that video.
Yeah me neither, I kinda wanna know what it's about now, but not sure if I wanna actually watch it considering how traumatizing it apparently is
@legendarysemtex7247 i think people are memeing when they say it is traumatizing.
FOUR ELEVEN!? She got a growth spurt, LETS GOOOO!🎉
the most famous painter has the smallest mustache.
3:07, I just had a word with my parents about paper straws, and how they still have plastic inside them becouse paper on Itself breaks when in contact with water.
I was thinking bout how we need wood to make paper, and how killing trees is bad for the environment, and how maybe paper straws only help the rich get richer
And the fact that most of the glues used for the paper straws are toxic
@crafterofdoom the paper making industry is overall pretty okay for the environment, because they are literally planting forests, which get their carbon to grow organic matter by absorbing CO2 in the air, and then get cut to make paper and all the carbon they absorbed is in the wood now. but since some of the wood (the branches) won't be turned into paper, but just left to rot and fertilise the soil, and definitely not all of the paper made from it will be burned, the forest itself absorbed more CO2 than what it will release back into the atmosphere. because of all that the positive CO2 footprint (positive is a bad thing here, it means we are producing more CO2 than we absorb), only comes from the machinery using oil.
9:09 it looks like this meme is gonna be about baseball, huh?
The real conspiracy is marketing departments convincing companies they're worth their budget. After all, their job is selling people things whether they need them or not.
Hey Cy, if it makes you feel better, queen Victoria, the first undisputed female monarch, one of the most successful and influential monarchs, was also 4’11
When they said famous painter my mind immediately thought of hitler 💀
He was a professional painter by all definitions, he did sell postcards that he drew.
I was called nature boy for several years in highschool. People from other grades even started to call me by that name. People that I didn’t know and had never talked to somehow they knew.
I got the nickname Thor God Of Thunder only when bowling 😂
I won't lie, at my very young age as a Latin American child who knew nothing about social media or the English language (I even speak French now) I already knew who the "famous" Austrian painter was....
drawn cypress in the thumbnail is adorable
1:06 I remember being a kid and some of my friends showed me that and I wasn't phased by it. (Also I somehow misremembered the end being a skeleton and being related to Red Bull for a long time, don't know why)
my financial literacy teacher tried to trick us with that video and me, completely oblivious, went through the entire thing frame by frame and went "i dont think this is what the question is asking"
"Probably don't even gain sentience until at least 5 feet"
Well I guess Cypress has been running on Autopilot her whole life
3:13 I know, but my mom gave me so much crap for pointing that out.
For that jumscare image thing, I had not seen that one until way after I’d gotten a jumpscare video, myself. I really liked “Where’s Waldo” as a kid… and my sister… used that *wholly* to her own advantage… around a minute after looking through the image, with my face only a couple inches away from the screen… needless to say, I was absolutely *pissed*… in more ways than one…
I wanna say I'm fortunate enough to not have seen it but I'm curious. Please enlighten me
01:00
It's a beverage commercial. Search for "relaxing car drive". You'll love the ending.
That music was from phantom of the opera if nobody knew it's my favorite movie with singing it has really good music
1:15 I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about
Me too 😔
Jumpscare
Aye, means nothing to me either
I haven't experienced it either, but I still know what she's talking about 'cause I've seen people talk about it
Basically, it's just a somewhat old video; in the beginning, it shows a car driving in that landscape we see in the video on the computer, and at first that's it, but then before the video ends there's a jumpscare.
From what I've heard, many people had the video shown to them as kids by their siblings, friends, etc., as a joke. So it scared them and a lot of 'em still remember it to this day
Edit: I missed a word
@TheRofler101 ah, it's like maze game 3
17:58 is this why i commonly see the dwarven race in fantasy games as having gone extinct?
3:30 yeah "haha look at these genz/gen alpha, haha their brains are rotten!"
B----, please, i am a millenial. I know exactly the kind of brain eating bacteria that qualified as "funny" when we were younger. Skibidi toilet doesn't hold a candle to the things we were feed on even actual TV.
If you read about Picasso, he was a great salesman first, a decent artist second. Oh and he was an abstractionist with new ideas too.
The man had a good hussle, made a name for himself.
I respect that.
-“This video gave me SIDS and now i’ve turned purple.”
“Sounds like baseball”
“Huh?”
Yeesh, she didn't get the dirty "it's not that deep" joke. 😂
3:39 the difference is cypress, spreading them like a plague is a relatively reinvented thing after we learnt from the 14th centurian that some things are better be kept in a quarantine.
13:58 technically,... the most famous painter is adolf. why? cuz he painted. got rejected from an art school and is probably in most history books that involve things from 1914 till 1945 known throughout the world. he might not be your favourite painter,. but technically the most famous one
He’s not famous for being a painter though. If Gandhi crocheted in his spare time we wouldn’t call him the most famous crochet-person
@yumin_pluto558 since when was that a requirement? :P painter and famous :P
@slayerdude18 the most famous painter is actually each president because they’ve painted at least once in their lives.
@yumin_pluto558 that may be, but they are not known like that in history. almost everyone knows adolf as the painter who got rejected at the art school and went nuts with ww2. i'd say he's more known like that compared to the presidents [at least to me]
that video at 1:26 is so old in the 2000s it was a download on torrent sites i think even early 2000s. edit i now know it was before 2000 like 1998 i think was still a virgin hahaha maybe even 1997 that i hav eseen it
“Famous painter”
not even see the whole clip
my mind: “The funny mustache german fella”
2:58 paper straws come in plastic wrappings
Idk why, but I love that you’re 4’11”. Something about that just makes me so happy for some reason. Like a chibi demon. Lol