Bolton is literally not big news, already have Sondland, Transcript, Vindman... how many times are we going to keep playing this game that Trump isn't guilty?
The scariest thing about this is that Trump himself could testify that he did it and his followers would give a good reason for why and how we're better for it.
"...locks his car doors when he hears black music on the radio." It's never to late on an impeachment night to get coffee ALL OVER the darn keyboard. Thanks, Trevor.
@@eddieokojie5425 all comedians have writers. Some people are good at delivery and others at writing material. This way you get the best of both worlds. Especially for a regular show, a single guy can't do everything.
John Bolton: "Buy my book!" Me: "I'd like you to do us a favor though, because our country's been through a lot, and you know a lot about it. TESTIFY!"
He is trying, but the Republicans would prefer a trial without witnesses. Also, they claim he is just a disgruntled employee, but I feel that is and always will be the case with Donald Trump's employees.
The Electoral College is the problem. That and winner take all, and Citizens United. Our democracy favors dimwits with money. Expect more of the same, people.
WeAreIt The senate fundamentally isn’t a problem. Remember, in the beginning it was to balance the small states so they can have equal power to the house. We need to fix the senate but to remove it completely would not solve the problem
A man who wants to wipe Iran of the map and lies about the reasons for doing so is more honest than Trump, lmfao you libtards really are fucking retarded
@@sebastiangordon-somers-arc8488 Nah this is more of an obvious joke. Not necessarily a "copy". I personally always made that joke without knowing it was a thing.
@JJoe And the modern right is a bunch of idiotic racist sheep that chose someone that told them everything they thought in their heads but couldn't say out loud. And now your God emperor's time is over.
@Ck Jenks NO, and if it were NOT true, what is the purpose of the trump classifying all the info Bolton has as of National Security? Why is the trump and the GOP so terrified of what he has to say?
Exactly. In fact everyone accusing Trump is willing to go under oath. Absolutely NO ONE, not a single person, defending Trump is willing to testify. Why is that?
@Bobby K Still wanting to live in the cloud of willful ignorance I see. Maybe you should take your own advice, "grow up." While you're at it, "Wake up!" and "Wisen Up!"
@Bobby K No, it's the, "You are choosing to be ignorant of the facts and reality of this world." I am not surprised you didn't understand it. I'm a waste of your time because you are wrong, you have no chance on winning this argument because you are wrong. I accept your surrender.
not sure I follow you Barbara... logically at least... Trump was sworn in as president... so what difference do you propose anyone swearing in will really make? may be a proper collection of psychological tests some of which under the influence of LSD, would be a cheap and quick solution...
It's a matter of time: if Fox News is going to turn on neoconservatives (which John Bolton is a prominent member of that group, having be a part of Bush Jr. administration as well as Trump's) there won't be anyone left to target but Trump.
Easily, here let me give it a go: Blocking witnesses in an impeachment trial without just cause is in itself an impeachable offense. Perfectly sound legal sentence, that one!
Well the the big short man, closed up every day in his palace, collecting ceramic, completely disconnected from the reality of his world, with an expeditive police, and also will sell his own daughter to the bratty rich prince passing by, remind me more of trump to be fair
Grammar can make that sentence read two different, equally creepy ways: The fox and turn-on-your-friends show. The fox and "turn on" your friends show.
I had a friend write and publish a book, about 4 years. Bolton has way more connections to get it published faster, and I'm sure non-fiction takes slightly less time because you're not making everything up, but yeah - At the very least, 6 months.
Remember when the president was in the Rosegarden and he said OK now I come first ,people didn’t talk about that , but it’s really big he admits it ...he comes before the country...always has I’ve learned that when we listen to people they tell you who they are
Depends what you consider a defense. In the case of John Bolton the defense would be that he has gone on record previously stating how the call between Ukraine's president and our own went well, and mentioned nothing about quid pro quo. Then he happened to have his 'evidence' leaked to the media the same day his book is available on amazon to purchase. I use evidence loosely because he has no documentation to prove it other than his own testimony which he has already contradicted publically. Does that count?
How long before they use the Trump Card? "John Bolton? We don't know him. Never met him. Don't know who he is. He was on our show a few times and we had pictures taken together, but we don't remember him. We interviewed him several times but we've never spoken."
Master class editing. The whole clip is about Bolton but he didn't say a word, a parody of his testimony in Trump impeachment. You are just as powerful as the words you never said.
I love how the chart at 3:15 already almost looks like "Haus vom Ni-ko-laus", a drawing game for kids where you're supposed to draw it with only one line and with each connection only used once. But Trevor's proposal of making a connection between the two brothers makes it perfect...
So far that's been the fun part. They're forced to lie for Trump , they learn to lie for Trump. Then boom you're fired. Then I get to laugh about all the times they lied to me and thought they were getting away with it.
It is very sick how national security advisor discovered his president is endangering his country's security and all he thought about was getting as much money as he can out of a book.
It is such a relief to see how comedians manage to help us maintain sanity during the tRump maladministration. Between Mr. Noah and Mr. Colbert, I have managed to NOT lose my sense of humor. Thank you gentlemen for not only your perspective, but for standing up for the facts. I wonder if you'll ever be rewarded for YOUR patriotism. I hope so - because that's exactly what this is. Calling out the false and showcasing the hypocrisy. Thank you.
I'm honestly cracking up over Fox News scrambling to spin this. There was a vid on the home page from them titled something like "Is John Bolton the new liberal darling," and it just made me straight up snort with laughter. They went from paying him hundreds of thousands a year to "uh... he's crazy! and greedy! yeah... hm what else can we say....? OH He's a liberal darling! yeah... that'll really stoke the base."
It's indeed sad to see the 'turnaround' in Fox News on a patriot like Bolton. I'm so glad I watch news channels like CNN, MSNBC, CBS, BBC, ABC, XYZ where this never ever happens!
Wait for Trump to say it, "I Didn't know him that well, I meet a lot of people you know"
Bolton was just the covfefe boy.
"I hardly knew him. I make everyone my National Security Advisor.."
Why do I read this like in a trevor noah's tone for trump? 😂🤣
Bob Omulo #Facts
"I have one of the greatest memories"
the only reason people care about what Bolton has to say is because he was Trump's national security advisor period
uhhh duh?
Lmfao, my face exactly when she said that: 😐❓
Isn't that.... Isn't that.... The point?
The only reason I listen to my doctor is because he is a doctor!
@Vanadyan Conservative America does sadly.
She's an idiot.
Bolton is literally not big news, already have Sondland, Transcript, Vindman... how many times are we going to keep playing this game that Trump isn't guilty?
The scariest thing about this is that Trump himself could testify that he did it and his followers would give a good reason for why and how we're better for it.
😂
Not joking there😏
Trump can do no wrong in the eyes of his brainless followers
True.
I think Trump himself said it best when he said that he could shoot somebody on fifth avenue and none of his supporters would care.
"...locks his car doors when he hears black music on the radio." It's never to late on an impeachment night to get coffee ALL OVER the darn keyboard. Thanks, Trevor.
I'm always impressed with the creativity of insults from these shows.
Lou Dobbs: "the guy who locks his car doors when he hears black music on the radio" LMAO! 😂😂😂
THIS SHOW HAS SOME GOOD WRITERS!
The Godfather ‘Good writers’? Maybe.
But, give it to Trevor!
@@eddieokojie5425 all comedians have writers. Some people are good at delivery and others at writing material. This way you get the best of both worlds. Especially for a regular show, a single guy can't do everything.
I refer to him as "Grandpa who the family can't take to see Black Panther"
@@eddieokojie5425 Yes, Trevor has excellent delivery too.
@@CollinMcLean spot on!
"Her tone makes her sound right but her words are completely wrong." 😆 Spot on!
I bet that Jon Stewart is extremely proud of the talented Trevor Noah, as he should be!
My favorite running joke is still giving Trump a different ridiculous middle name every time.
Donald "Jamal" Trump
Agreed
The _J_ stands for _Jabroni,_ doesn't it?
Same! Haha I love it
I know Trevor is going to do it and it still makes me laugh!😂
Dear Dear Trevor, thank you for keeping us sane!
"He's been reduced to a tool," much like the tool who was speaking... LOL
John Bolton: "Buy my book!"
Me: "I'd like you to do us a favor though, because our country's been through a lot, and you know a lot about it. TESTIFY!"
Nicely done!
Quid Bro Pro
He is trying, but the Republicans would prefer a trial without witnesses. Also, they claim he is just a disgruntled employee, but I feel that is and always will be the case with Donald Trump's employees.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Hey, I remember no less than two other accounts just yesterday having the exact same idea, like WORD FOR WORD!
It’s wonderful when hyenas turn on each other 😂
Yeah not a fan of either trump, fox News or Bolton. But at least one of them is honest.
The Electoral College is the problem. That and winner take all, and Citizens United. Our democracy favors dimwits with money. Expect more of the same, people.
WeAreIt The senate fundamentally isn’t a problem. Remember, in the beginning it was to balance the small states so they can have equal power to the house. We need to fix the senate but to remove it completely would not solve the problem
Well said! Americans find it hard to believe rich people can be just as stupid as the local yokels.
Repeal Citizens United NOW! The Cult of Greed has to go.
And those without
Failed citizen participation in local elections cannot be solved by blaming the establishments created and maintained by collective laziness
I don't like John Bolton or his hardcore rightwing ideologies but he is more honest than Trump!
True... but not hard to do.
The bar is that low now.
A man who wants to wipe Iran of the map and lies about the reasons for doing so is more honest than Trump, lmfao you libtards really are fucking retarded
I don't like Bolton either and I don't like hardcore leftwing ideologies even less.
@@wade5941 He was on fox news for over a decade yet he's hardcore leftwing 🤔.. the latest talking points don't take long to stick .
no, you haven't seen a flip so big and drastic since lindsey graham changed his opinion on trump =_=
It's because Lindsey was in on it too in Ukraine in 2018
Lol I love how Trevor changes Trump’s middle name every day
Ibrahim Khan Donald Jebediah Trump
I love trevor but all the late night hosts do it now...kind of annoying how they all copy each others jokes tbh
@@sebastiangordon-somers-arc8488 Nah this is more of an obvious joke. Not necessarily a "copy". I personally always made that joke without knowing it was a thing.
Republicans: Morals, loyalty, integrity? What the hell are those?
Dont forget their 2 classic old favorites , patriotism & deficits.. Mum on those 2 these days
The same things you idiots don't have.
@@johnkarpierz9147 lmao, it's funny u think that.
Fiscal conservatism will matter again once democrats are in power.
@Hissam Ullah actually those where the Democrats back then, the two parties switched names at one point
Fox news is a representation of what's wrong with this country.
Just as Trump isn't the real problem just a manifestation of the symptoms of a sick country - Amerika heal thyself!
He was one of us when he promoted war and war crimes. But, now he has crossed the line and told the truth.
-- MAGA Minds
"He's just doing this to sell books and make money."
So, he's a republican then?
@JJoe And the modern right is a bunch of idiotic racist sheep that chose someone that told them everything they thought in their heads but couldn't say out loud. And now your God emperor's time is over.
I haven’t seen a flip like this since bread
🤣🤣🤣
When Fox news turns on you, you know you still have some decency left.
Those hips don’t lie-priceless
When we watch Republicans, it's really like deja vu of Reverend Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple.
Down the hatch.
Anyone who watched Dobbs on CNN is not surprised by his flip on Bolton. This guy's integrity only runs as deep as the check.
The Senate needs to let Bolton testify! Yea, good chance of that!
I just read on CNN that there aren't enough votes to block the witnesses from testifying.
Gezzzz these 🦊 & "Enemies" are extremely dangerous people!
“Vindman brothers have no connection to each other” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only one word fitting for these guys: HYPOCRITES!
How do they face their children and other children within their circle of influence?
they are not in jail like the kids fuck over
Bolton is a terrible man but he does have the goods on his former boss.
He must be let to speak.
Ck Jenks
The DOJ run by Bill Barr?
@Ck Jenks NO, and if it were NOT true, what is the purpose of the trump classifying all the info Bolton has as of National Security? Why is the trump and the GOP so terrified of what he has to say?
He couldn't get a war with the fascists in Iran, so he started a war with the fascists in America.
funny🤣 Good one. "Fascist in America" = Fox News/Trump & Trump administration. When is John kelly coming out with his book? LOL
Does Hillary, Bernie, and Tulsi count as fascists to you brain flash?
3:40 THEY MISSED THE EASIEST CONNECTION TO MAKE, LITERALLY BROTHERS! YOU HAD ONE JOB!
The problem with Fox's hypothesis on Bolton lying to sell a book, is that unlike Trump, he is will to talk under oath.
Exactly. In fact everyone accusing Trump is willing to go under oath. Absolutely NO ONE, not a single person, defending Trump is willing to testify. Why is that?
@Bobby K Still wanting to live in the cloud of willful ignorance I see. Maybe you should take your own advice, "grow up." While you're at it, "Wake up!" and "Wisen Up!"
@Bobby K No, it's the, "You are choosing to be ignorant of the facts and reality of this world." I am not surprised you didn't understand it. I'm a waste of your time because you are wrong, you have no chance on winning this argument because you are wrong. I accept your surrender.
Bolton and several of the people close to Trump needs to be sworn in to testify.
not sure I follow you Barbara... logically at least... Trump was sworn in as president... so what difference do you propose anyone swearing in will really make? may be a proper collection of psychological tests some of which under the influence of LSD, would be a cheap and quick solution...
_"...like watching C3-PO trying to twerk!"_
...i dont care Who you are, that's funny right there.
Do these people on Fox News forget that they’re in front of a recording camera? 🤔
One hopes they'll turn on Trump himself like that at some point.
Sadly they wont they are scared of Trump and his base
@@THERSC216 Trump's base has the memory of a goldfish.
It's a matter of time: if Fox News is going to turn on neoconservatives (which John Bolton is a prominent member of that group, having be a part of Bush Jr. administration as well as Trump's) there won't be anyone left to target but Trump.
Dobbs: "He served his president well."
Well, what a nice 'commi' thing to say. Just another Fox host Freudian slip on state TV?
Noah, thanks for bringing these well needed articles.
Thanks Trevor, It's great to have you and your people give us the news in it's full clear truth. T-Rump be damnd
i feel bad for your interns that are forced to watch fox and find these clips
I think they rotate them out to prevent chronic poisoning, like at a nuclear facility.
How do the words 'blocking' and 'witness' legally belong in the same sentence?
They shouldn't.
Easily, here let me give it a go:
Blocking witnesses in an impeachment trial without just cause is in itself an impeachable offense.
Perfectly sound legal sentence, that one!
@@one_smol_duck bravo! Lmao! 🙂❤
May the Mustache save us from the Orange Comb-Over Tyrant...
Sorry but he’s no Jafar. While both evil, I still thought Jafar was cool. Not Pumpkin head though.
Aladdin remake Jafar
Quyzbuk Not the remake.
Jafar was smart.
Well the the big short man, closed up every day in his palace, collecting ceramic, completely disconnected from the reality of his world, with an expeditive police, and also will sell his own daughter to the bratty rich prince passing by, remind me more of trump to be fair
Yeah, imagine Jafar speaking like Trump does. Not quite the same villain image. Suitable to be a villain's sidekick at most.
They turn on each other like a group of angry middle school girls.
Wow a sexist comment from a libtard 😂
@@Vera-xu3xw how is that sexist, its true
@@lbintenew just because something is true doesn't make it ok.
That's the #1 rule of being a libTard.
Hypocrisy😂
@@Vera-xu3xw ooh libtard so original. Your being a snowflake
@@Vera-xu3xw Looks like you forgot to take your medicine when you typed this. Medicate, child.
Bolton got flipped faster than Krabby patties by Spongebob's spatula.
Trevor's face at 2:16 sums up my mood since 2016.
The fox and turn on your friends show.
Grammar can make that sentence read two different, equally creepy ways:
The fox and turn-on-your-friends show.
The fox and "turn on" your friends show.
YAASSS Trevor!! 👏👏👏
FOX employees are such an embarrassment
Totally
Remember Helskini. Never forget
I wonder if these Fox News host go home to tell their kids “it is just a job “ or they are raising lairs like themselves.
Well they are right about one thing, the timing IS delicious.
For those of us who knows how long it’s take to write a book. I believe trump told him.
Fé Bean right? They’re acting like he wrote it and got a book deal and a publishing date within the last month xD that doesn’t happen overnight
I had a friend write and publish a book, about 4 years.
Bolton has way more connections to get it published faster, and I'm sure non-fiction takes slightly less time because you're not making everything up, but yeah - At the very least, 6 months.
Excellent point, Trevor.
When Bolton gets on that balance board or whatever it is, with the Fox'n'Friends, he looks like he's getting ready to be frisked.
The saddest thing about all this is WE NEED 2 GO TO COMEDIANS TO GET AN OBJECTIVE NEWS STORY AND NOT ONE SIDED! WTF?!
I doubt _actual_ foxes would turn on their own kind like this.
I was highly disappointed that fox news wasn't about foxes or people in fox suits telling us the news. I call for false advertising on fox news. :3
Remember when the president was in the Rosegarden and he said OK now I come first ,people didn’t talk about that , but it’s really big he admits it ...he comes before the country...always has
I’ve learned that when we listen to people they tell you who they are
It’s funny how these trump supporters never really have any defense when he gets accuse of something
Depends what you consider a defense. In the case of John Bolton the defense would be that he has gone on record previously stating how the call between Ukraine's president and our own went well, and mentioned nothing about quid pro quo. Then he happened to have his 'evidence' leaked to the media the same day his book is available on amazon to purchase. I use evidence loosely because he has no documentation to prove it other than his own testimony which he has already contradicted publically. Does that count?
@@MagiBandaClown I don't think Ahmed Abuhamra was expecting that reply lol
GrimmReapZ Reaper show me the video
GrimmReapZ Reaper and how about the other first hand witness that the republicans are complaining that democrats don’t have
@@Oj55-d3y ruclips.net/video/mBzyPwKWvqw/видео.html
Is the video in question.
Let the moustache speak!!
More of a joke each day.
Bolton was on Fox for 11 years.
Thanks! I needed that laugh!
How long before they use the Trump Card? "John Bolton? We don't know him. Never met him. Don't know who he is. He was on our show a few times and we had pictures taken together, but we don't remember him. We interviewed him several times but we've never spoken."
Doesn’t John Bolton look like Pinocchio’s dad Geppetto
So will our little Geppetto here make Trump a real boy?
😊
William Shatner Damn that’s good
"Bolton just wants to cash in with his book"
How come you never complained about Trump wanting to cash in with all his scams????
And just because he wants to make money doesn't automatically make him a liar.
A “ think tank type” at least he is capable of thinking.
This show delivers the news in the best and most relatable way. Keep it up Trevor 👍🏻
Thank you!
Dammit Trevor!! Now I wanna see C-3PO twerk 🤣🤣
In true trump mob fashion, "You never go against the family"
...unless you're scouting for a new wife... because she will become part of the family...
Bolton goes: here's my published incrimination of a sitting president. *drops mic*
One minute you're in, the next minute you're out!!
0:58 when war monger recognizes war monger
Master class editing. The whole clip is about Bolton but he didn't say a word, a parody of his testimony in Trump impeachment. You are just as powerful as the words you never said.
No, the whole thing is about Fox News' relationship with Bolton. But do heap praise for the Daily Show, they'll take it and your laughs.
Don’t you remember? Mitch won’t let any witnesses testify.
Problem is his approval numbers, while still low, have reached their highest point in his Presidency.
Humanity sucks haha.
And the money is rolling in pretty good too right ?
Hitting up all those Trump supporters for another pass of the collection plate. 🤑
Show Your Love
Isn't it ironic that they complain about a guy trying to enrich themselves from a position of power?
Not as ironic as them supporting a sensitive snowflake Twitter addict when they mock the liberals for being just like that.
*Why is that criminal warmonger not rotting in jail?*
I love how the chart at 3:15 already almost looks like "Haus vom Ni-ko-laus", a drawing game for kids where you're supposed to draw it with only one line and with each connection only used once.
But Trevor's proposal of making a connection between the two brothers makes it perfect...
Last time I was this early we still had a functioning democracy.
when was that,1990?
Sooooo.... You've been late your entire life?
🤣
C-3PO twerking?
Jeez, thanks for that visual
No matter how much one stays loyal to trump,he is going to poop on them.
So far that's been the fun part.
They're forced to lie for Trump , they learn to lie for Trump.
Then boom you're fired.
Then I get to laugh about all the times they lied to me and thought they were getting away with it.
Dear oh dear, the hypocrisy has no end.
Tomorrow it will be "Donald Jaboukie Young-White Trump". 😄
When is season 2 of this series coming out?
I'd Never trust a Bolton, Ive seen Game of Thrones.
Do these commentators realize they're being recorded each time they report the news and stories can be played back ?
Truth continually being told
Lmao at these middle names for trump
No views but 15 likes and 1 dislike by probably Fox News lmao
Donald “Jemimah” “Jamar” Trump😆😆😆😂
It is very sick how national security advisor discovered his president is endangering his country's security and all he thought about was getting as much money as he can out of a book.
It is such a relief to see how comedians manage to help us maintain sanity during the tRump maladministration. Between Mr. Noah and Mr. Colbert, I have managed to NOT lose my sense of humor. Thank you gentlemen for not only your perspective, but for standing up for the facts. I wonder if you'll ever be rewarded for YOUR patriotism. I hope so - because that's exactly what this is. Calling out the false and showcasing the hypocrisy. Thank you.
Sandwiches held together by two large pieces of crunchy lettuce in lieu of bread actually sound pretty good.
Selling your SOUL to the Devil; THIS is what it looks like.
I'm honestly cracking up over Fox News scrambling to spin this. There was a vid on the home page from them titled something like "Is John Bolton the new liberal darling," and it just made me straight up snort with laughter. They went from paying him hundreds of thousands a year to "uh... he's crazy! and greedy! yeah... hm what else can we say....? OH He's a liberal darling! yeah... that'll really stoke the base."
😂😂😂😂😂 classic Trevor, thank you, I need these morning laughs to start the day !!!
It's indeed sad to see the 'turnaround' in Fox News on a patriot like Bolton. I'm so glad I watch news channels like CNN, MSNBC, CBS, BBC, ABC, XYZ where this never ever happens!
Fox should change their slogan to "for Fox sake!"
@3:35 "according to lou dobbs... the vindman brothers.... have no connection to each other?" I laughed at that longer than I should have.