I love the idea of Paxton just talking to his recorder in progressively more and more public places. Eventually, he just whips it out in the cafeteria while he's sitting next to people and starts muttering to it.
I love how little the Guards notice an Inmate literally doing sick Parkour climbs all around the outside of the Prison Complex. You'd expect someone in the Guard Towers to see that shit.
Prison shipping is probably a thing. During lunchtime one prisoner is probably saying, in a hushed voice, "Okay, imagine Paxton headin' toward the showers, and Abruzzi is just _there_, they're alone. Then, Abruzzi tells Paxton to 'kiss the ring'.", and the rest giggle into their sporks. Two inmates have to get separated because one just found out the other ships a ship they positively _hate_. Prison guards give perks to prisoners who write them erotic fanfiction and draw them fanart. And the race war is actually a front for their OTP war.
Oh boy, I just burst out laughing so hard during the race war when Matt yelled "there's Dracula!", and imagining Dracula flying in a swarm of bats to battle black people.
Think about this for a minute: This guy was hired to stop the Scofield brothers from escaping. He was hired as part of a huge clandestine operation, in which multiple innocents have already been murdered to cover up the truth. And instead of simply murdering Scofield, this guy does everything in his power to help Scofield acquire the materials he needs to escape.
When Paxton talks into his fist, that has to be a part of activating his Stand Power. Please, people. Just let me continue on with this delusional fancy.
So... They tattooed him directly through the fence. Just imagine them awkwardly sticking them through to try and give him the tattoo. Freaking perfect.
At around 10:00, we start to see what I like to call the Prison Break effect, where after constantly failing, the player actively gets worse. It's like he's losing his soul and hollowing out.
Sucre talks like someone trying the bare minimum to sound Hispanic "Hey, what's with his tattoos?" "Heh, he's craz-uhhh, loco! Yeah, loco! That's spanish for crazy."
I have to say I am loving this playthrough especially with the main guy talking into a recorder in front of everyone constantly, they should make a movie based around that concept. 16:54 darkness imprisoning me all that I see?
To be fair, it's not Woolie's fault that he sees the entire world in shades of green. He's basically got Namekvision where EVERYTHING is some kind of green.
doing espionage all the time can get pretty boring pretty fast. that's why me and some of my spy friends made a game out of it: see how close you can be to the bad guys while you update your boss/talk into your voice recorder without getting caught. i see this guy must have gotten the memo. thanks for helping spread the word, guy who looks like Patrick Warburton!
Rat poison works in a different way to a lot of other poisons. Warfarin is the most common rat/mouse poison and works by preventing the body from creating clotting factors and cause severe internal bleeding (some rat poisons will also encourage the corpse to dry out, making it less appealing for others to eat and create less of a stink). It can kill dogs and cats after a few days (as it doesn't immediately kill), though it's not particularly useful in killing, say, insects. It's different compared to other poisons, like ethylene glycol (antifreeze), which creates crystals that damages various organs (namely the kidney). Rats (and horses and rabbits) are also pretty unique because they also can't vomit. So there's your poison lesson of the day, everyone. Don't drink antifreeze.
My toy poodle ate rat poison once. We took her to the pet ICU, and the doctors were super confused because there was _nothing_ wrong with her system- but, y'know, they still did their thing to make sure she didn't drop dead suddenly. She ate a lot of it, too. We brought the half-eaten package to show them. It's been about a year, and she's totally fine. I don't know what to think about this. On the one hand, super relieved that my dog is alive. On the other hand, I don't quite know what to do with myself, knowing there's a biological badass in my house.
Rats actually do NOT have similar physiology to a lot of animals. The major difference is that rats are incapable of vomiting, which I imagine would make this particular type of poison more effective on them.
Apparently all rat poison really is is a potent anticoagulant that fucks up the circulatory system really bad. It's considered controversial because it can also be deadly to literally anything else that consumes it by accident (pets, children), because it prevents the blood from clotting and causes blood vessels to weaken. I think they just call it rat poison because its intended use was as a rodenticide, not because it's more effective on rats than other animals.
Here's a bit of animal trivia for anyone who cares: rats actually metabolize chemicals much faster than most animals; so, for example, when doing drug trials with rats, you must administer a larger dose to the rat than you would a human if you'd want a similar effect. I'd assume, then, that rat poison is actually quite a bit stronger than regular poison, though I'm no rodent toxicologist, and therefore not an expert.
Yep, that same metabolism is why diseases like cancer kill them practically overnight and the reason for why their lifespans are so short. Poor rats. Also apparently the way rat poison kills its intended victim is by basically making them hemorrhage internally until they go into shock and die, because most industrial rat poisons cause your blood to stop clotting and make your blood vessels break down. So...yeah, rat poison is actually pretty brutal. People who're poisoned by it typically need a blood transfusion if it's really bad.
D-Glad Not a problem! Yeah, it's brutal enough that a lot of people consider it to be an inhumane rodenticide...especially since it can sometimes take days for it to actually kill the victim. Harsh.
I've also heard that rats don't have the ability to vomit, so all those things combined make it like a wreckingball on their poor little nervous systems. If most people (or animals, really) take it in any amount to hurt them they'll just puke it up.
I love how Mannix is like "Don't make me come down there and do it myself!" What, Mannix is going into prison now? I'd love that angle! Or is he just implying that he has the clout to make Burrows die regardless, in which case, WHY THIS STUPID SETUP? *huff huff huff*
15:55 The animation of the repair guy? Probably spreading caulk or something. It is basically the duct tape of roofing. Often used to fill in holes Did the developers intend that? Hell no, this is prison break. They just gave him a vague 'busy' animation.
actually I asked my friend who like works with animals and junk and she says rat poison isn't dangerous to humans sooo putting rat poison in that guy's medication would probably do nothing irl except maybe make him ask "why is there rat poison in my medication?"
That's not true at all! Holy shit! Please don't give someone rat poison thinking it's harmless! It's not. The people of the internet will always surprise me.
***** You sure about that? He sure seems to get mad at himself when he says perfect, see what I mean, and drop your shield in the Dark Souls playthrough now. Matt even does it in this video.
At 16:00, I just picture him trying to do his fingernail magic shit and he chipped his fingernail or just fucks up in general and your he yells "SHIT!" and then the guy turns around.
So while this channel struggles to get over 100k views per upload, according to related videos, a video about a mod for the ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE IN MINECRAFT of all fucking retarded things get 2.5m views. The next generation of humans, everyone.
The next generation of humans care more about something that was started to raise awareness for a horrible disease more than a bunch of cool Canadians playing video games all day? I think we're in safe hands.
my favorite playthrough so far. matt have my kids. i feel like i know you guys ive watched so much of your shit. i love your shit. shit bukkake me. the point is i dig your stuff. its hype.
This play through is amazing. I feel like it has the spirit the past couple games didn't have, ie, them making fun of broken stupid games and making fun of Woolie. Edit: Also, YES MATT!! that Dark souls joke was fantastic!
I keep remembering how by international standards, solitary confinement is illegal and considered inhumane, but due to the government not completely owning the prison system, they can't do nothing about it. Because its a business.
Someone do a web comic about Sailor Moon being about an Italian American Family. Hell, go balls deep and make it have connections to the Mob.......who end up taking out half the bad guys with Mafia Shenanigans.
I like to think that the guys in the Prison talk about him behind his back saying things like: "Hey! You seen this mothafucka who be talking to his hand all dah time?" Yeahh... Nailed it.
man, I was really hoping around 22:30 you'd get into a boxing match with the nurse next. If this game had an iota of a sense of humor, it would've included that.
The thought of Woolie saying "Let's agree to disagree" on the sky being blue is the most hilarious thing to me.
I shit you not, I was verbally criticizing Pat for not being aggressive enough, and I said "Drop your shield!" at the same time as Matt.
Yo Milk Chicken I got a message from T-Bag
PERFECT!
When the fuck are you gonna invade Woolie and stomp him? (BTW love your DS2 videos)
thank you for all that you do. many laughs, much humor, wow.
You know what I mean?!
I love the idea of Paxton just talking to his recorder in progressively more and more public places. Eventually, he just whips it out in the cafeteria while he's sitting next to people and starts muttering to it.
Stereotypical Italian-American Sailor Moon would be the hypest thing ever.
I love how little the Guards notice an Inmate literally doing sick Parkour climbs all around the outside of the Prison Complex.
You'd expect someone in the Guard Towers to see that shit.
Prison shipping is probably a thing.
During lunchtime one prisoner is probably saying, in a hushed voice, "Okay, imagine Paxton headin' toward the showers, and Abruzzi is just _there_, they're alone. Then, Abruzzi tells Paxton to 'kiss the ring'.", and the rest giggle into their sporks.
Two inmates have to get separated because one just found out the other ships a ship they positively _hate_.
Prison guards give perks to prisoners who write them erotic fanfiction and draw them fanart.
And the race war is actually a front for their OTP war.
Oh boy, I just burst out laughing so hard during the race war when Matt yelled "there's Dracula!", and imagining Dracula flying in a swarm of bats to battle black people.
I still lose my shit every time they get caught by a Guard and get the continue screen.
TheGeotrix1 *reads thread*
O_O "Press A to Continue"
If Matt would just keep his shield down they could've left prison already.
I feel ashamed for not remembering in what anime you are, you know what i mean?
I'm pretty sure it's Pat who's at the controls.
I think Matt should use his soul vessel and start a prison shank dex build.
Luckily theres no asians in this prison, so no katana users to fear.
I decided to count on this watch-through. Paxton talks to Schofield for 26 seconds.
Think about this for a minute: This guy was hired to stop the Scofield brothers from escaping. He was hired as part of a huge clandestine operation, in which multiple innocents have already been murdered to cover up the truth. And instead of simply murdering Scofield, this guy does everything in his power to help Scofield acquire the materials he needs to escape.
When Paxton talks into his fist, that has to be a part of activating his Stand Power.
Please, people. Just let me continue on with this delusional fancy.
So... They tattooed him directly through the fence.
Just imagine them awkwardly sticking them through to try and give him the tattoo.
Freaking perfect.
With a blue pen no less lol
pat should have gotten the big fist tattoo.
OMG naoto I MAX social linked you first 0-0
:)
goten igarashi
You waited a long ass time to max an s. link, then >_>.
i actually maxed chie's out first and i never started naoto's because i didnt have enough courage through my whole playthrough!
i wait 4 my women
Matt went to prison for the murder of that guy Woolie killed.
woolies too good at lying
And then Liam brought Matt a pie for his birthday in prison, but before he could hand it to Matt, Woolie stole the pie.
Knifey McStab then he killed another guy
stevethemastersword he killed smelter.
Knifey McStab
then he flew a plane into the pentagon (too far?)
At around 10:00, we start to see what I like to call the Prison Break effect, where after constantly failing, the player actively gets worse. It's like he's losing his soul and hollowing out.
Ok, SOMEBODY needs to make a prison break/dark souls art with matt yelling at Pat "Don't drop your soap!"
Sucre talks like someone trying the bare minimum to sound Hispanic
"Hey, what's with his tattoos?"
"Heh, he's craz-uhhh, loco! Yeah, loco! That's spanish for crazy."
Its funny how this game has been 3% actual prison, 97% stealth bullshit
I love the swirling prison miasma EVERY time it switches to a different scene in the game hahahaha it's so jarring and trippy, good job.
You fellas sure brightened my day right up!
This is the funniest episode of Prison Break they've done XD I can't stop laughing
I have to say I am loving this playthrough especially with the main guy talking into a recorder in front of everyone constantly, they should make a movie based around that concept.
16:54 darkness imprisoning me all that I see?
Beyond 2 Prison Break Murders: Soul Suspect.
This is the best play-through ever. It has reaffirmed my faith in Christianity.
To be fair, it's not Woolie's fault that he sees the entire world in shades of green. He's basically got Namekvision where EVERYTHING is some kind of green.
doing espionage all the time can get pretty boring pretty fast. that's why me and some of my spy friends made a game out of it: see how close you can be to the bad guys while you update your boss/talk into your voice recorder without getting caught. i see this guy must have gotten the memo. thanks for helping spread the word, guy who looks like Patrick Warburton!
So much Dave Fennoy in this game. I'm half expecting Lee to be in this prison and this game just being a prequel to The Walking Dead
I've never laughed so hard at the subject of "race war"
Rat poison works in a different way to a lot of other poisons. Warfarin is the most common rat/mouse poison and works by preventing the body from creating clotting factors and cause severe internal bleeding (some rat poisons will also encourage the corpse to dry out, making it less appealing for others to eat and create less of a stink). It can kill dogs and cats after a few days (as it doesn't immediately kill), though it's not particularly useful in killing, say, insects. It's different compared to other poisons, like ethylene glycol (antifreeze), which creates crystals that damages various organs (namely the kidney).
Rats (and horses and rabbits) are also pretty unique because they also can't vomit.
So there's your poison lesson of the day, everyone. Don't drink antifreeze.
My toy poodle ate rat poison once.
We took her to the pet ICU, and the doctors were super confused because there was _nothing_ wrong with her system- but, y'know, they still did their thing to make sure she didn't drop dead suddenly. She ate a lot of it, too. We brought the half-eaten package to show them. It's been about a year, and she's totally fine.
I don't know what to think about this. On the one hand, super relieved that my dog is alive. On the other hand, I don't quite know what to do with myself, knowing there's a biological badass in my house.
That and the fact that you were sold defective rat poison lol
But in all seriousness, it's good to hear your dog is doing ok
prison seems nice
it must be since your face thing has the ahegao face ;)
Why does your avatar face look like your ahegao face?
It's so whacky! why would anyone want to escape!?
did you, uh, drop the soap?
I feel like asking where you got that pic from
i still love how he lowers his guard every time to fully receive the hard punches
Damn it Matt, I've been waiting for the opportunity to tell Pat to drop his shield and you stole it from me.
5:06 Every single person in this scene is falling over with the exact same animation
You've got to talk to your hand in prison, otherwise she'll leave you for some other inmate. You don't want that.
The "THEY'RE RIGHT THERE" gets me every time. Such a dumb game.
Each time they get caught, the camera should directly zoom in right into the guard/maintenance guy dead expression.
Rats actually do NOT have similar physiology to a lot of animals. The major difference is that rats are incapable of vomiting, which I imagine would make this particular type of poison more effective on them.
Apparently all rat poison really is is a potent anticoagulant that fucks up the circulatory system really bad. It's considered controversial because it can also be deadly to literally anything else that consumes it by accident (pets, children), because it prevents the blood from clotting and causes blood vessels to weaken.
I think they just call it rat poison because its intended use was as a rodenticide, not because it's more effective on rats than other animals.
So why doesn't everyone just break out of prison during the super distracting race war?!
They're all busy tho.
There's not enough time though
If everyone breaks out then who's gonna fight in the race war? Gotta win that shit. XD
Why bother? They're just gonna get... CAUGHT again.
Prison s cool to them
Here's a bit of animal trivia for anyone who cares: rats actually metabolize chemicals much faster than most animals; so, for example, when doing drug trials with rats, you must administer a larger dose to the rat than you would a human if you'd want a similar effect. I'd assume, then, that rat poison is actually quite a bit stronger than regular poison, though I'm no rodent toxicologist, and therefore not an expert.
Yep, that same metabolism is why diseases like cancer kill them practically overnight and the reason for why their lifespans are so short. Poor rats.
Also apparently the way rat poison kills its intended victim is by basically making them hemorrhage internally until they go into shock and die, because most industrial rat poisons cause your blood to stop clotting and make your blood vessels break down. So...yeah, rat poison is actually pretty brutal. People who're poisoned by it typically need a blood transfusion if it's really bad.
Kit942 Holy shit, that is brutal. I was trying to teach people today... and, yet, it was I who learned! Thanks!
D-Glad Not a problem! Yeah, it's brutal enough that a lot of people consider it to be an inhumane rodenticide...especially since it can sometimes take days for it to actually kill the victim. Harsh.
Kit942 Damn, and I thought mousetraps were cruel... not the killing devices, the board game. So much setup... and is it ever worth it? No.
I've also heard that rats don't have the ability to vomit, so all those things combined make it like a wreckingball on their poor little nervous systems. If most people (or animals, really) take it in any amount to hurt them they'll just puke it up.
I love how Mannix is like "Don't make me come down there and do it myself!" What, Mannix is going into prison now? I'd love that angle! Or is he just implying that he has the clout to make Burrows die regardless, in which case, WHY THIS STUPID SETUP? *huff huff huff*
"29 seconds ago" is the soonest i've seen from a video getting uploaded haha perfect timing~
TIME POWERS ACTIVAAAATE
TheGio765 TOKI WA TOMARE! *knives thrown* Soshite, toki ga ugoki desu.
***** ROOOOADA ROLLLA DA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
shadowshredder89 WRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
The prison nicknames here really sound like they were decepticons and autobots...
Gotta watch out for those Energon shanks!
I like how the added the animation of him grabbing NOTHING off his arm, in order to talk into the NOTHING in his hand.
I've never seen someone not use cover in a stealth game so much...
I know! how did he beat the MGS games with those stealth skills?
E Oyibo Well...he would like us to believe he beat them >.>
Radioactive Gaming eeeehhhh
E Oyibo Just jokin around man.
I know man I was too
T-Bag-Senpai, if I fight in the race war will you notice me?
Ya know, it can't be that hard to break out of prison. Paxton literally goes wherever he wants, at any time.
This is like Deadly Premonition: Prison Edition
not even 1 minute in and Matt already does a MGS Quote
NEVER FELT A TENSION LIKE THIS BEFORE
"torpedo headbutt his nuts"
hello MGSV
15:55 The animation of the repair guy? Probably spreading caulk or something. It is basically the duct tape of roofing. Often used to fill in holes
Did the developers intend that? Hell no, this is prison break. They just gave him a vague 'busy' animation.
Maybe it's because i'm so sleep deprived but Pat saying the words "my dinger" made me laugh so god damn much.
Pat on the topic of race war is the most hilarious thing ever for some reason.
Lulz!!
I NEED a Plague animation of the Italian Sailor Moon family
at least this game actually allows you to fail and has gameplay, unlike david cage games. this is actually better than a david cage game
"Nothing good happens in a shed"
They clearly haven't played Katawa Shoujo.
Took me a few seconds to remember and then thought "Let's not do THAT again". I'm now laughing too much.
I vaguely remember Pat mentioning Hanako during one of the Dark Souls 2 videos when they were in the Lost Bastille, so maybe Pat has played it.
RockDaHouse690 No, LETS talk about Katawa Shoujo. It's not enough. "Senpai lied to me"!
Hey Asuka. How do you know about Sheds?
And cripple moes?
EDIT: I just realised how awful I am.
PolarPhantom Eye see what you did there with the Asuka joke.
actually I asked my friend who like works with animals and junk and she says rat poison isn't dangerous to humans
sooo
putting rat poison in that guy's medication would probably do nothing irl except maybe make him ask "why is there rat poison in my medication?"
I hope your friend was joking, because Rat Poison is very dangerous and lethal to humans.
+Nick McMullen Maybe that depends on the poison. The classic rat poison is pretty bad to humans, though.
+Nick Nirus also maybe the friend meant in super small doses it isn't lethal?
That's not true at all! Holy shit! Please don't give someone rat poison thinking it's harmless! It's not. The people of the internet will always surprise me.
can we all agree that the loop background song in the prison yard is actually good
Perfect, see what I mean?
Wrong vid m8
Drop your shield
Every vid is the right vid to troll Pat.
***** You sure about that? He sure seems to get mad at himself when he says perfect, see what I mean, and drop your shield in the Dark Souls playthrough now. Matt even does it in this video.
Sentinel .Faust Pat is the Super Devil, with optional Lava Beard attachment.
Chuck Testa Actually it's just Chuck Testa, isn't it?
that transition reminds me of the wheels screeching in Deadly Premonition it gets you everytime
Oh my baby juggling raptor Jesus, I fucking lost it when they were talking about the potatoes. I'm shedding tears here
Y'know, I wonder for when they play The Walking Dead Season 2 if they will 'Shoot' or 'Look Away'. Some of you know what I'm talking about
Given their opinions in season 1 I'm guessing 'Shoot'. Unless they want to spite Woolie.
They will definitely shoot. Pretty sure they haven't forgiven X for being such an X.
I'm trying to be as spoiler-free as possible :-)
matteeh100 I love it how I have not reached that part of the game yet but I already know what everyone is talking about. I know the Zaibatsu too well.
Heck, given what x does, they might earn the Zaibatsu's respect maybe?
Erwin Dedić I haven't played, watched or read about the game at all and I have a pretty good idea of what's being talked about.
At 16:00, I just picture him trying to do his fingernail magic shit and he chipped his fingernail or just fucks up in general and your he yells "SHIT!" and then the guy turns around.
I don't think I've laughed this much since their man vs wild playthrough.
This is one of the funniest LPs they have done.
Man, Matt and Pat are just losing their shit through this whole LP, i love it
So while this channel struggles to get over 100k views per upload, according to related videos, a video about a mod for the ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE IN MINECRAFT of all fucking retarded things get 2.5m views.
The next generation of humans, everyone.
Who is this Al guy anyway?
Did you notice it's on an extremely popular minecraft channel with over 3 million more subscribers?
The next generation of humans care more about something that was started to raise awareness for a horrible disease more than a bunch of cool Canadians playing video games all day? I think we're in safe hands.
Nemesis
Literally every Minecraft channel has over 3 million more subscribers.
The Paul Research the ice bucket challenge and what it had to do with slavery here in the Americas.
I know most stealth sections in video games are unrealistic, but this game just really takes the cake.
Still a better game than beyond 2 souls.
my favorite playthrough so far. matt have my kids. i feel like i know you guys ive watched so much of your shit. i love your shit. shit bukkake me. the point is i dig your stuff. its hype.
This playthrough keeps putting my sides in space.
This play through is amazing. I feel like it has the spirit the past couple games didn't have, ie, them making fun of broken stupid games and making fun of Woolie.
Edit: Also, YES MATT!! that Dark souls joke was fantastic!
This is still the best playthrough ever.
Matt's description of season 2 of prison break was so wrong yet surprisingly accurate
Mase, rapper-turned-preacher-turned-rapper-again-turned-preacher-once-more?!
Bad Boys 4 lyfe!
Was I the only one who laughed their ass of when Matt said "Drop your shield!" LOL
Currently treating my feet with footner for an hour, I praise TBFP for giving me something to watch for half of it
No one cares bro
I know bro! :D freedom of speech tho bro!!
I keep remembering how by international standards, solitary confinement is illegal and considered inhumane, but due to the government not completely owning the prison system, they can't do nothing about it. Because its a business.
matt's laugh is so contagious
So when do we get to see Pucci in this game?
Never. He is just too damn fast with Made in Heaven.
This LP is fantastic!
>Clipping
>Work Work
Accidental gangsta rap references ftw.
Teacher says every time a woolie joke is said an angel grow its wings
"No that makes no sense, the rat poison would be where the rats AREN'T."
I cannot unsee Paxton talking to his fist
He kinda looks like "Success Kid" meme
It's kinda like York talking on his invisible telephone to Zach, only somehow more stupid looking.
He's the father of Success Kid CONFIRMED
Somebody please splice this playthrough together with Mase's Feel So Good playing over it?
The hypest gameplay on youtube!
1:50
Failing the prompts makes you go back in time
Someone do a web comic about Sailor Moon being about an Italian American Family.
Hell, go balls deep and make it have connections to the Mob.......who end up taking out half the bad guys with Mafia Shenanigans.
100/10 would read
Brian Cahill
me too actually, start spreading the idea around, see if any artists are interested.
GOD DAMN IT MATT, YOU WENT TO THE ASYLUM TO GET THE PUGNAC!!!
It took me this long to realize it was Peter Stormare! I didn't get it when Pat says Storm-air
I like to think that the guys in the Prison talk about him behind his back saying things like: "Hey! You seen this mothafucka who be talking to his hand all dah time?"
Yeahh... Nailed it.
The SHU: a tiny box in the yard, with almost enough room to shift between a sitting position and being curled up in a ball
these videos keep me going honestly
Great now I can imagine Sailor Moon's Italian American dad is skeeving on her friends.... Except for mercury.. XD
man, I was really hoping around 22:30 you'd get into a boxing match with the nurse next. If this game had an iota of a sense of humor, it would've included that.
Matt cracking me up with Dark Souls jokes
Their expressions do not change