I know this pizza doesn’t exist. I know when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain it’s oily and delicious. But after nine years I’ve realised, ignorance is bliss.
I was at the edge of my seat during the whole film! What an adventure this was, from deceit, to fighting back, to the great showdown between hot and cold, even with the salad bonus at the end. Thank you for this film. That ending shot left me pleasantly scarred though.
"You've never had pizza this good" is technically correct. No matter what you're eating, you've never had something EXACTLY as good as what you're having at that very moment. Because how good it is depends on so many factors. Even two chips from the same bag will vary just enough in quality and how you personally experience them that you could say, with each chip, that you'd never had a chip as good as the one you're having right now.
I want my pizza with as little interaction as possible. I'm like the Whale, leave it on the bench and hit the road. These vending machines are the future.
i used to work for a tech startup that was trying to make AI pizza, then one day everyone found out they lost their job due to an article on some website, very cool
I knew the second I saw that hallway what this video was about. I had the same reaction when I saw it. I was on my way to CPK but this masterpiece of machinery took precedence.
we have re-entered the pizza tron, in the event of future pizza based content im hoping a pizza is thrown like a tron disc (the pizza is fine as well its the 'za related thought that counts)
This film is amazing and leaves me with so many questions. Questions like "this is fun and all, but didn't you realize you just spent over 30 dollars on shitty vending machine food?"
Hey Rocco, just a shot in the dark here, but did you know that you could order Pizza Hut with an Xbox 360 Kinect. I know this sounds crazy, the ui is very finicky, but delivery is super fast
Ryan's attempt at doxxing Rocco's credit card information just further cements his status as the ultimate heel
I know this pizza doesn’t exist. I know when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain it’s oily and delicious. But after nine years I’ve realised, ignorance is bliss.
Do you take the blue pepperoni or the red pepperoni?
@@MusicFromAnotherTime The Blue pepperoni tastes like mango Juul pods though
You literally downloaded a pizza and salad. The time is freaking now.
Ryan: "I don't want to say my opinion to sway the others."
Also Ryan: "The pizza is in my trash can."
"I've had bad pizza." -Also Ryan
“Isn’t that just the best pizza you’ve ever had?” - Tim Cook
This is so much cooler than ordering from Kinect
I was at the edge of my seat during the whole film! What an adventure this was, from deceit, to fighting back, to the great showdown between hot and cold, even with the salad bonus at the end. Thank you for this film.
That ending shot left me pleasantly scarred though.
I knew I shouldn't have read the comments section before finishing the video
Don't forget the Rocco and Ryan indirect kiss.
This must have the shortest average shot length of any personal channel video. We are witnessing a rebirth of Rocco's directorial vision
Yeah, it was weird seeing cuts
I like how the cuts in the video make it feel like found footage. These boys didn’t make it out
Thank you for speaking out about Ruth's Chris. It's time someone took a stand.
The long awaited Pizza Tron sequel.
"You've never had pizza this good" is technically correct. No matter what you're eating, you've never had something EXACTLY as good as what you're having at that very moment. Because how good it is depends on so many factors. Even two chips from the same bag will vary just enough in quality and how you personally experience them that you could say, with each chip, that you'd never had a chip as good as the one you're having right now.
"Im not ryan" Proceeds to film reflection of Rocco's apple pay cards lol.
And to think they had to pick pizza like this out of the fields just 100 years ago. Best cheese n meats in town. - Jim C.
This is not pizza.
One.
It's a new paradigm.
Rocco is gotta be one of(if not THE) best mind and cinematographer in our time
Ryan calling salami "big pepperonis" at 17:20
that "let's call the whole thing off" from Ryan was excellent
I cant wait to watch this video on Pizza Hackers
Came for the Pizza Hacks, stayed for the Cochise jokes
I want my pizza with as little interaction as possible. I'm like the Whale, leave it on the bench and hit the road. These vending machines are the future.
total pizza dystopia
Long awaited sequel to "PIZZATRON"
aw crap someone else beat me to it im not cool
Rocky Boaty betrays his heritage for a slice of machine pizza
Been too long since I watched one of these classic Rocco hang-out vids. Nice way to start my day off.
22:35 The worry on Rocco's face has me dying.
i used to work for a tech startup that was trying to make AI pizza, then one day everyone found out they lost their job due to an article on some website, very cool
Wtf is ai pizza?
I'm counting this as the newest Rocco The Food Man. Just needs that intro music.
I knew the second I saw that hallway what this video was about. I had the same reaction when I saw it.
I was on my way to CPK but this masterpiece of machinery took precedence.
This is the Starfield of micro pizzerias
This is the content I crave. Thanks boys
we have re-entered the pizza tron, in the event of future pizza based content im hoping a pizza is thrown like a tron disc (the pizza is fine as well its the 'za related thought that counts)
another wonderful addition to the canon of mega64 pizza vidz
The little man inside the machines making the pizzas must get very lonely
I walked by this machine all weekend and never took the plunge, thank you for doing it for me.
This video has a tranquil liminality to it that I wasn't expecting from this channel..
We ate the entire IHOP Halloween menu has a similar feeling to it ruclips.net/video/w9W68mTtwbA/видео.html
This is the closest thing we’ll get to Pizzatron.
Rocco the food man returns
ryan's doxxing spree continues
the concept of hacking a pizza is inconceivable
PIZZA HUT... HACKED
DOMINO'S... HACKED
LITTLE CEASAR'S... HACKED
I'm boycotting this machine until they add iJustine flavour
Thanks for showing your debit card Rocco- buying the shin kamen rider fig!
NO
You've Never had pizza this ROBOTIC before
29:30 you can see me and the boys in the corner coming back to our hotel after a dispo run 😂
😂 wow that was 10 Usd, I didn't expect it to be that tiny
Maybe if you smoked a little pot that pizza would’ve tasted better!!!!!! Ever think of that??
I like to think a half year of my patreon donations paid for this.
This is amazing, Rocco is loopy.
I eat one poptart cold while I wait for my other to cook. But eating pizza cold is a sign of a lost soul.
$9.95 for a slice of the shit pizza equivalent to a frozen boxed pizza that costs about $9.95...😵😵☠️☠️
I REALLY want a VR pizza hut kitchen live experience
It uses a Playstation 3 to run and it overheats. Good luck.
This is the only one in the entire cit - oh no there’s another across the street
I prefer ordering pizza with my kinect
I watched fhis at the proper time kn the evening to be laugjing my fuckin arse off 💀
Cyberdine's 1st attempt at assimilation
Dave portnoy can’t come close to doing a pizza review like these guys
No Shawn everybody knows the rules
Hey Rocco I'm taking my sister to the show on Sunday. She doesn't know anything about mega 64.
rocco plz show the back of your credit card in the next vid!
Rip Tony boudin you would have loved a micropizzeria
you never heard an underdog story like this
THE PIZZA GOD HIMSELF 👑 🍕 💯 & we need mo’ Korn Korner brotha🫡
California Bread Dungeon sounds like a place where they take the bread sticks that aren't good enough for Olive Garden.
This film is amazing and leaves me with so many questions. Questions like "this is fun and all, but didn't you realize you just spent over 30 dollars on shitty vending machine food?"
I literally stayed at the only one of the three Hyatts in the city that DIDN'T have one of these, I'm so upset
Id give them 5 stars and the best damn review youve ever seen if I get my name slapped on the side of the machines.
I need to try me a slice from the pizza machine
They have the Sprinkles cupcake machine at the UTC shopping center! In the food court with the ice rink.
Pizza the Hutt would be proud.
I like how the cold pizza completely baffled them as if frozen pizza doesn't exist.
That’s crazy that they make it fresh in there
Hey Rocco, just a shot in the dark here, but did you know that you could order Pizza Hut with an Xbox 360 Kinect. I know this sounds crazy, the ui is very finicky, but delivery is super fast
I desire the cold cheese pizza
Turns out, it wasn't about the pizza machine after all, but the friends you made along the way.
it's got char marks on the crust even when it's cold......... deceptive char marks............ the highest offense
Those pizzas were hacked
Lemme get this straight, is Ryan an actual Dr? Hope the lore masters set the record.
He’s a chiropractor… so no
Is it always just a cheese pizza?
Wtf I live in Seattle and never seen this, no way that’s real
rage against the machine
The Pizza Prince.
is this legal?
#HackThePizzaPlanet!
when did ryan get a beard?
2020
PIZZATRON
real shit
OMG Rocky awesome vid. When you said "Return" it made me RotFLMAO. I wonder can you share any info on your upcoming collab with 'Report of the Week'??
Need more stiff from japan
Pax Hax
Rocco botte
i'm a simple man. i see ryan, i exit the video.
Go eat farts.
Recommended star: Pizza
This is some great video content
RIP brother
you can have this soy food
As a Seattlite it insults me that you visited and ate this instead of going to Dicks or Ivars or sumin smh