This is terrible… || New Makeup Nonsense Bingo (EPISODE 77)
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
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Let it be
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LMAO! Ahhh fuckery.
Good to know-thanks
I'd never even heard of it! I'm not on any social media anymore (besides YT for those that consider it SM). I was semi-curious about it when she mentioned it, but fuuuuck that! That almost sounds worse than TikTok, which I didn't think was possible! Lol.
As a technogeek, I get the account thing. Seems like they reused the account layer from Instagram. Given the list of things “coming soon”, I’m,guessing that was the fastest path to go live, and they were in a hurry to get to market while the opportunity is hot. They did implement Disabling your threads account. I’m sure they’ll have to do deletion at some point in the future. Will be interesting to see when it finally shows up.
Aaahhhhh thats why I couldnt sign up. Of course it was breaching GDPR regulations 😂 Facebook seem to love getting GDPR fines.
‘Go flush yourself’ also sounds like a bulimia joke? Either way my ass is NOT about to get caught buying anything from Mr Blandino lmao
I bought the Too Faced Pop Tart palettes for the packaging.
To be fair, I was left unsupervised with my credit card.
LOL! I love you
Left unsupervised with credit card. 😂😂😂 Totally get it. In this day and age, you can take my cards, cause I’ve got apple pay 😈😈
Are they worth it ? I’m interested in them lol there cute
@@shellredd8319 They’re okay. I’m using them. The strawberry one has a stronger scent than the other one, but as far as formulas go…it’s okay. Go in with low expectations and you’ll be fine. Just be careful with the sparkle shades. They made my eyes burn a bit.
The Too Faced pop tart palettes would have been so much better if
1. tin packaging
2. they wrapped them in pop tart foil and sold the palettes together in a box that looks like a pop tart box
3. they picked literally any other color story. they could have hit Randomize and then at least it would be interesting
"Whatever. I don't have kids." we stan a legend
During the summer in Florida I operate under “summer hours”
Which means I don’t go outside until after 730pm
Also I got you beat on the messed up Barbie stories, I grew up in the country and out in our field we had a cattle loading ramp (think wooden ramp that's enclosed on the sides) well I would hang my Barbies from it and Ken would have to try to make it there in time to rescue them... Sometimes he made it and sometimes he didnt...💀
Hahahahahahaha
YESSSSS...Time for some drinks and dragging some products to filth! My favourite! We've missed you!!!
I luv your hair color blondes do have more fun
PopTarts were my growing-up-poor "rich person" treat. Giving me nostalgia vibes but still not gonna buy it! 😂😂😂
Omfg, saaaaaame. Frozen Oreo Pop-Tarts were my jam!
I eat them out of the packaging! No toaster! I love those like big filled cookie 😁 😊❤😂
Yes! Definitely not unless they were on a good sale and only as an occasional treat. Strawberry frosted ones cold and nibble away the sides first. Also, not buy the makeup either
They used to have choc chip cookie dough ones. Those were my fav.
Countdown til those two faced palettes end up at TJ Maxx in 3....2.... 😅
Girl, I love your hair! 💖
Omg, you could do a full Barbie-core makeover with Alex as Ken - make him a bronzed adonis. Or, idk, a Ninja Turtle - that's who my sister's Barbie had to marry (they had a water birth in a pool full of Mutagen, as nature intended)
Just an observation, it's your 77 Episode and its July 7th (7/7). I love your channel, its your stories, life event, humor & makeup advice, that keeps my a loyal viewer!
I just got home from the funeral of someone who meant a lot to me … and I can’t tell you how much this video cheered me up. Thank you. 💜💜
Very sorry about your loss. Remember to take care of yourself.
Can you believe that Blandino’s new product line is called Polite Society when he is the complete opposite of polite!! I’m not supporting any of the crap that he comes out with. He doesn’t deserve the platform that he has with his snarky attitude.
Also #5!!! Nordstrom pics from our Queen is a yes for me.
Yes, report back with drunk temu shopping! I'm drinking vodka pink lemonade from a Cheshire cat cup and hanging out with my cat. She's purring.
I watch because I'm a clown. I love makeup no one wants! I will get the Too Faced Pop Tart collab next summer when it is 75% off at the Cosmetics Company Outlet. As you can probably imagine, my makeup bag is full of stupid $h!t 🤡
You had me at “chocolate croissant.” 🤤 🥐 🍫
The thing with Mikaylas release. She said in a video that she doesn't like pinky nudes in lip colours but then not long after came out with a pinky nude lipstick with ELF.
Gurl. 😂😂
That's what ppl laughed at.
And as we found out with Kylie Cosmetics when she first launched her lip kits and they sold out so quickly, it was later released that she only had a very small amount available, so to sell those units out so quickly wasn't hard and was to create FOMO and a dire urge to buy it as it was deemed "popular", etc.
People are speculating the same with Mikaylas ELF lip kit collab. 👀👀🤔
Just adding some gossip to your comments 😂😂
I can understand Kylie only launching with a certain amount since her brand was new and she didn’t know if they would sell but elf is a well established brand, they should have known this would be very popular and successful. If they did that on purpose that’s very shady. I’m interested to see if they decide to bring it back in the future since so many people are asking.
@SamanthaD89 apparently a lot of brands do it, especially celebrity/influencer brands - to make it look like they sold out loads of units super fast and they're so great blah blah and give others a severe feeling of FOMO to create thst urge and do a restock to get it going all over again.
A lot of people are annoyed at ELF for colabbing with Mikayla in the first place. They also are annoyed they were one of the sponsors at her actual wedding. (Which I thought was super tacky with the ELF tent with ELF stuff everywhere), and also that she recently stated she is not a pinky nude person but a beige nude and then she came out with this and it's a pinky nude as she states in her reveal video.
Anything for $$ where she's concerned.
I thought the poptarts would be Glamlite
I literally just thought to myself, “I had a shitty day at work, I need a TID video like now!” And here you are, like an angel from above who has come to save me😊
Your hair looks so good! 10/10 color
Two Faced should've made those palettes look like actual Pop-Tarts then people would've bought them just for the packaging
Wow! Our Garbage Queen is rocking the cutest new hair 🌻💜
That one coat mascara looks legit. Legit if the one coat was added after adding dramatic false lashes first...
P.S. I'd totally watch a video of you trying this out though for science.
only 3 minutes in and YES i'm so glad someone else has and is obsessed with this damn ass radioactive starbucks cup!!! 💚i had a very similar moment of seeing it from across the store and making a beeline thinking "i physically need to own this" 😂
It’s so good!!
It screams Beetlejuice and I bought it immediately 😂
Yes, the One coat Mascara is the Jen Shah of mascaras😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
A drunk you doing a Temu shopping order; followed by a sober you opening it, would be 🔥 😂
That would be an amazing video
Yessss! It’s the video of my dreams!! 😂
No. Stop supporting sh!tty companies.
Oh this is the video we all need!
OMG yaaaaassss!
I'm dying 😂😂 i love that the car accident whoever's-still-in-the-car-survives game strategy seems to be a universal thing 😂😂 those toys deserve a good therapist ngl
That new hourglass foundation, the entire top row looks the same colour.
Did I discover you a few weeks ago yes did I binge watch months of content also yes did I still miss your absense and am super excited to hear your sassplination of new products YAAAAASSSS🎉
She’s addictive AF.. I just love her so much.. I get so excited when I get the notification that she uploaded..😆🙌🏼🙌🏼
LINT LICKER?! i have never heard that before! 😆
Just got myself that Starbucks tumbler within a half hour of you showing it to us. Thank you.
You make me laugh so much. I would never tell you to shut up! I need a bit more of that in my life. ❤
OMG, I cannot believe I didn’t know you existed until today! I love your sass so much! 😂
Watching your videos after a little puffy puff 😮💨 is so damn good.. I will laugh until I’m crying and that is good for my soul…❤❤😂
I had to go check and Huda Mascara costs FIFTY-ONE DOLLARS here in New Zealand. To put into perspective, the minimum wage here is 22.70 per hour. TWO HOURS OF YOUR LIFE to buy this.
I'm in Texas in the United States. Our price is $23, but our minimum wage is $7.25. Three hours for those on minimum wage here. 🥴
Go Flush Yourself reminds me of the "Frost Yourself" campaign from the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
Can we get an old fashion anti haul....gosh I miss those type videos in general...yours would be sassy and such and that would be epic...anywhooo
I love when you call out Anne palettes and being an Anne, I couldn't agree more. And then I cry because that toasted palette from too faced is something I'd like too
Those eyelashes are giving me the giant spider general from Arachnophobia vibes
I'll stick to my £2.99 Primark mascara 😂
The new Natasha Denona mini Starlett palette looks cute, although it's a bit confusing as they already have the Mini Star palette that takes a more neutral approach from the Star Eyeshadow Palette. So I suppose it makes sense to play into the rosier tones of the larger palette. Lol. And in typing that, I'm not confused anymore. Especially given she has also given us 2 midi versions of the Mini Retro lol 😅
You look gorgeous, and I missed your laugh! I’m so sorry you’re dealing with stress, sweets, life is fucking exhausting and time has lost all meaning. But at least we all have each other! 😂❤
" Do you need the ND palette, probably not, but I'm gonna get anyway!"😂😂😂 Same❤❤❤❤❤
You look great as a blonde, BTW!❤
How has your health been since the issues you talked about a couple months back. I hope your doing better. Sending peace, love, good health, and snarky thoughts. Your the best
I was ecstatic when you checked Temu for that fan because you know I was saying (out loud) you better check Temu first for that shiz! Ha!! Then you did!! So proud! 😊
Before you even really start, I want to say that you look STUNNING! The hair is fantastic, as is your look! So great 🌻🪴🌟
Don't talk to me unless it's a chocolate. Croissant amen!
I just received my ISAMAYA 2.0 palette today and it does not disappoint ( I was skeptical at first). The textures and finishes are impeccable and there is a noticeable improvement from the first palette.
There is something about that brand that fascinates me, especially after the cowboy collection that was peak camp within makeup. This is definitely on my radar!
✨Awful garbage filthy mouth✨ best sentiment lmao
Lord you make me laugh almost as hard as SNL “Simma down now” 😂😂
hold on spooky season is in July? what did I miss? that ghost was so adorable though👻
Just popped by to say hi and I've been thinking about you! Can't wait to watch when i get home!❤
I MISS YOU AUDRA! I am so jealous you were hanging out with Emily the other day hahaha
@TheresaisDead 🤣😭🤣 one of the first things she said to me was: "your skin is flawless." Don't know if I can get to Florida, but if you can make your way to Texas...
Yaas the brown sugar pot tart thing looks the same as the light my fire 🔥 and the pumpkin spiced
I’m really excited for the Barbie movie too. I already bought my ticket!
I volunteer being terrible with *everyone* of you!
I'm fresh home from a "street session" with my BFF (drinking beer in the rain), and dealing with "personalities" performing inpromptu percussion sessions with plastic bottles against concrete walls.
"You shouldn't have made eye contact", she said.
"Why, he looked sort of normal", said I.
Even when occurrences like these are...inconvenient, they're more fun than indoors navel gazing?
*Padam!*
2:59 that's not for Halloween. That's a Burning Man b*tt p***!
Watching while a leaking pipe gets fixed in my backyard and I NEEDED this
happy you are trying the new Isamaya so i can stop myself 😂
I just got in the LA Girl duochrome eyeshadows. I bought all 4 thinking that they were magnetic because of how the packaging looks. Yeah, the pans are GLUED IN 😒 they’re lovely besides that but womp womp womp.
Guys!!!! It’s that time again!!! Time for new makeup nonsense bingo!!! Let’s hecking go!
The green cup gives halloween lantern and I LOVE it. Like glow in the dark spooky lantern
The gems started early. 2 1/2 Starbucks? Tarbucks? 😂😂😂
not you telling me not to come to flordia in the summer when i literally fly down TOMORROW
The first thing i thought of was "cabbage patch" when i saw the kim chi fan.
I’m just sitting here saying Tarte over and over and laughing maniacally. You are the absolute best!!! Kim Kardashian! 😂
Whyyyy is the brown sugar and cinnamon pop tart pallete orangeeee!??? It baffles me. Like I could see maybe one orange-ish color if we are leaning into the color of actual cinnamon, but those pop tarts are brown and tan shades. It should be neutral af lol what is happening
OMG that Too Faced and Pop Tarts Collab...WTF even.
I thought the same thing! It reminds me of the mini palettes they came out with for autumn a while ago too?
I have to agree with you on the LA girl shockwave eyeliners. They are so vibrant and last in the waterline and are so affordable. I only ever got a blue and green one, but I love them.
Not me screaming “AHH I HAVE THAT CUP!” Before you even spoke about it.
You might be from the left side of the country if you were trying to figure out why the sandwich shop was so hot inside. “Oh!!! THAT kind of subway.” LOL!
😂 that was also my first thought. And yes, I'm from the west coast.
Glad to see you back, Theresa! Hope you had a wonderful visit to NY.
New makeup BINGO is the best part of my Friday afternoon 😊🍸
I still get ipsy every other month, so i haven't bought my own pencil liner or mascara in years lol
Okay, pain au chocolate for sweet but, man, I do love me those Toaster Scramblers. Also, brava for highlighting how great LA Girl is! I feel like everyone either takes it for granted or totally ignores it because of the kitschy/little girl name.
OMG I used to play that Barbie and Ken got in car crashes with the car too! I’d paint blood on them with nail polish. 😝
I wish color pop would have cuter packaging for the target releases . They could just tape plastic on the inside like other companies do.
the best makeup in hot weather is wax based- cinema secrets or monika blunder! they're also great bc they're so pigmented a little goes a long way.
Told my husband about your Diablo reference, just now as I sit here, with him playing the game next to me. Unimpressed, he scoffed and said, “but does she have an un-killable Druid?”
I've gotten Brand Risk and Guacamole burp or whatever from Gamer Supps and nothing could prepare me for how small they were 😂
Lmao!
Yay for a new makeup nonsense bingo!! 🎉🎉 Hope you had a great trip!! We missed you!!
That bacteria petri dish Starbucks cup... I NEED IT
Here for the nonsense, stay for the fun 🎉
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's haunted lol
Ok so I literally just ordered TWO cat fans from temu 😆. Thank you for saving me some coin
Round thing on the she glam is a primer infused product to make the eyeshadows either stand out or wear on top to make the eyeshadow dewy
I have a scar on my chin, that requires concealer to cover, the I caused 4 years ago fanning my face after apply setting spray. My thumb nail took a chunk out. Buy the fan ☺️
Cheers. Ima buy that ND palette, too because I love those muted pink and purple tones. Missed you so much my beebie. 💕🐾💕🦥
5, I’m curious about the Nordstrom sale 😊
555! PLEASE do it. Last year I fell for so many RUclipsrs videos and thought I needed all Nordstrom's Pinterest fall looks, I know your video will keep me grounded this year. 💕
Oh my god, I've never met anyone else who played car crash with their dolls! Twinnies!
Pop tarts suck…I’m a Toaster Strudel/Eggo chick🤣🤣🤣
it hurts how interesting and fun sheglam's concepts are ugh
So pleased the air horns are back
Incubator: aliens or scam…either way, blandin-no
Theresa it’s been a minute since I’ve been able to catch up with your videos, but as soon as you said the word “skynet”, before you even said terminator, I knew exactly what you meant. Used to know every line to that movie and those special effects still hold up for the most part 32 years later!
5! Nordstrom carries a lot of brands that neither Sephora nor Ulta have (especially on the higher end),
👉🏻5⃣ 😁🛍👛💸 Yes! Nordstrom Anniversary Sale video! I L🩷VE Barbie too! 🥰 I also bought the NYX x Barbie box from Ulta - and I got it for that pink flip phone mirror (it was sold out individually). Even used my $5 off coupon and my Ulta Rewards towards the purchase price. 🤭 Can’t wait to see your video on it. 🙌🏻
Theresa going on temu is everyone in real life lol
I want that Natasha baby star palette soooo bad. Pink eyeshadow is my daily go to. I need to have that. I am not supposed to be buying eyeshadow (I tried to cut myself off, it’s not going well😂) but I can’t live without this even though I already own all of these shades. Oh well!😂
Hi Theresa, I got the Keys cleansing balm in a Trendmood box and I love it. I actually repurchased it and just got the cleanser and serum. I haven't used them yet but expectations are high based on the balm. The packaging is glass. Luxe and beautiful. You have to get the cleansing balm when you get the skin tint. Can't wait to see your review. ❤
You’re thinking of die cuts… the machine has these crazy wooden blocks with blades in them and you like squish them into the paper with this roller and it cute out the shapes and then you put kids names on them or spice up bulletin boards or whatever.