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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @Matthew28845
    @Matthew28845 8 лет назад +3569

    I misread the title as 'Dumbledore Likes Chicken"

  • @chickenpermission1671
    @chickenpermission1671 8 лет назад +2197

    Some people are getting their PHDs, others are getting married. I'm watching RUclips poop

    • @jaimepena2052
      @jaimepena2052 8 лет назад +25

      Chicken permission and some people see the comments

    • @ectomy1235
      @ectomy1235 7 лет назад +26

      Chicken permission hahaha so true everyone is getting married and having kids while I'm watching ytp!!

    • @JanGotner
      @JanGotner 7 лет назад +33

      The best way of life.

    • @fabulousdolphin4221
      @fabulousdolphin4221 7 лет назад +6

      Chicken permission same. Have lots to do. Im 38. So. Yeah.

    • @pfikriekwi4202
      @pfikriekwi4202 6 лет назад +13

      @Chicken permission, Danny Cooper, Tom Cloke, and dzeikobb. you guys rock. there is much beauty in the lifestyle of being single. embrace the peace that you have in your own home, and take joy in all the years that you live your lives this way. God bless you my fellow brothers, stay awesome in life

  • @darkmessiah7513
    @darkmessiah7513 9 лет назад +2306

    DONT DISLIKE THIS VIDEO IN THAT UNGRATEFUL WAY

    • @coolcat3702
      @coolcat3702 9 лет назад +5

      h3h3

    • @darthsidiouse4994
      @darthsidiouse4994 8 лет назад +55

      dont say dont dislike this video in that ungrateful way in that ungrateful way

    • @coolcat3702
      @coolcat3702 8 лет назад +31

      Don't say dont say "dont dislike this video in that ungrateful way in that ungrateful way" in that ungrateful way.

    • @darthsidiouse4994
      @darthsidiouse4994 8 лет назад +16

      +xXx_DankVader_xXx /\ dont say dont dislike this video in that ungrateful way in that ungrateful way in that ungrateful way in that ungrateful way

    • @coolcat3702
      @coolcat3702 8 лет назад +18

      Don't say "dont say dont dislike this video in that ungrateful way in that ungrateful way in that ungrateful way in that ungrateful way" in that ungrateful way.

  • @shenloong9966
    @shenloong9966 4 года назад +279

    3:37
    Snape: "You wish to see me headmaster?"
    Dumbledore: "Oh Severus"
    Harry: "Help me!"
    Dumbledore: "fUcK hArRy wItH mE"
    Severus: ...... "I will"
    Zipper sound
    Harry: AAAHHHHHH -- INTENSIFIED

    • @113faridanur6
      @113faridanur6 3 года назад +5

      Lollll

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 3 года назад +4

      44

    • @113faridanur6
      @113faridanur6 3 года назад +8

      I came here again lol

    • @YorkshiremanReacts26
      @YorkshiremanReacts26 Год назад

      Congratufuckinglations you put literally part of the plot of the Fucking video into text form and commented…. Here’s 187 like you have some kind of discernible talent….. 😏😒😑

    • @LuciusDavies-u3b
      @LuciusDavies-u3b 10 месяцев назад +1

      what the fuch

  • @collinrue5846
    @collinrue5846 6 лет назад +778

    The moral is:
    Don’t say anything in an ungrateful way

    • @speedstriker
      @speedstriker 5 лет назад +39

      Don't say, "don't say anything in an ungrateful way," in an ungrateful way!

    • @Callmejay139
      @Callmejay139 5 лет назад +5

      Dont say anything at all

    • @fanfanlingo3878
      @fanfanlingo3878 5 лет назад +8

      don't say don't say that in that ungrateful way in that ungrateful way

    • @doctorbroom7892
      @doctorbroom7892 4 года назад +4

      Don't say that to Dumblefuck.

    • @chrisswaringim4923
      @chrisswaringim4923 4 года назад +4

      Dont Say "Dont say anything in that ungrateful way" in that ungrateful way!

  • @CaesarReichSadler
    @CaesarReichSadler 8 лет назад +2704

    I wanna go to Hogwarts even more now

    • @jasondunn5859
      @jasondunn5859 8 лет назад +94

      don't say so cool in that in grateful way

    • @loganbrock4628
      @loganbrock4628 8 лет назад +139

      Don't say "don't wanna go to Hogwarts anymore" in that ungrateful way!

    • @jasondunn5859
      @jasondunn5859 8 лет назад +20

      Is this the new meme

    • @CaesarReichSadler
      @CaesarReichSadler 8 лет назад +8

      Jason Dunn​ yes

    • @loganbrock4628
      @loganbrock4628 8 лет назад +26

      Jason Dunn Don't say "Is this the new meme" in that ungrateful way!

  • @LampP0st
    @LampP0st 8 лет назад +903

    the end gets very _intense_

    • @davesgotacamera1126
      @davesgotacamera1126 8 лет назад +100

      Meiwa Jaeger don't say "The end gets very intense" in that ungrateful way!

    • @LampP0st
      @LampP0st 8 лет назад +8

      Bobbobq Entertainment
      *_high fives_*

    • @davesgotacamera1126
      @davesgotacamera1126 8 лет назад +28

      Meiwa Jaeger don't say "high fives" in that ungrateful way!

    • @LampP0st
      @LampP0st 8 лет назад +3

      Bobbobq Entertainment
      help me

    • @davesgotacamera1126
      @davesgotacamera1126 8 лет назад +22

      Meiwa Jaeger don't say "help me" in that ungrateful way!

  • @anasouto7757
    @anasouto7757 8 лет назад +849

    "albus Severus potter, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. one of them was the bravest rapist I ever knew"

  • @user-mw2ne6oh7n
    @user-mw2ne6oh7n 4 года назад +62

    “Believe it or not someone’s asked me”
    “And i said... nOOOO”

  • @SomeRandomYTer
    @SomeRandomYTer 6 лет назад +123

    07:41 Song name?
    Dumbledore and the Elder Wand: SILEEEELLLAAAAAA!

    • @TheRealJustM3
      @TheRealJustM3 4 года назад +4

      Song Name is Illuminati from Audiomachine

    • @Noob-dc4fw
      @Noob-dc4fw 4 года назад +6

      Dumbledore’s chicken (remix)

    • @DruidsAndConnors
      @DruidsAndConnors 4 года назад +4

      It’s called “Sileeiiiaaaach”

    • @RohitRoy-ww8du
      @RohitRoy-ww8du 3 года назад +6

      Barty crouch, barty crouch, barty ba ba ba ba barty crouch

    • @meihatsume2175
      @meihatsume2175 3 года назад +1

      Potter puppet pals?

  • @sandrahenriksson6257
    @sandrahenriksson6257 9 лет назад +719

    "..."
    "don't say...in that ungreatful way"

    • @Siebs221b
      @Siebs221b 4 года назад +1

      Aidan Sabatinelli
      ‘Don’t say “...” “don’t say...in that ungreatful way” in that ungreatful way’
      Don’t say “ ‘Don’t say “...” “don’t say...in that ungreatful way” in that ungreatful way’ ” in that ungreatful way.

    • @doolan0543
      @doolan0543 4 года назад +4

      @@Siebs221b Don't say, "Don't say "..." "don't say....in that ungrateful way” in that ungrateful way’
      Don’t say “ ‘Don’t say “...” “don’t say...in that ungrateful way” in that ungrateful way’ ” in that ungrateful way." In that ungrateful way.
      It is ungrATEful not ungrEATful.

    • @Siebs221b
      @Siebs221b 4 года назад

      Dylan Boora05 1. that’s how we spell it in my country 2. you ruined it 3. that’s pathetic you liked your own comment

    • @doolan0543
      @doolan0543 4 года назад +3

      @@Siebs221b who doesn't like their own comment?

    • @doolan0543
      @doolan0543 4 года назад +3

      @@Siebs221b how have I ruined it?

  • @pastaaa1122
    @pastaaa1122 9 лет назад +465

    "It's good to see you."
    "STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
    omfg XD

    •  4 года назад

      @@erickr.5142 Xd you gay

    • @omgdodogamer4759
      @omgdodogamer4759 4 года назад +4

      that part is so sad

    • @CrabsAndMobile
      @CrabsAndMobile 3 года назад +5

      Social distancing is a must

  • @rainydays359.
    @rainydays359. 9 лет назад +412

    Albus Dumbledore, the most calm rapist ever.

    • @onioninmyass6952
      @onioninmyass6952 9 лет назад +54

      -_-
      "Cum, Harry."

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 лет назад +25

      rainydays359
      *_HARRY POTTA DIDYA PUTCHA NAEM IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAAH_*

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 лет назад +22

      rainydays359
      *_HARRY POTTA DIDYA PUTCHA NAEM IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAAH_*
      He asked calmly.

    • @lukethetuke
      @lukethetuke 6 лет назад +6

      Dont say Albus Dumbledore in an ungrateful way

    • @homogentisinsaeure
      @homogentisinsaeure 6 лет назад +6

      Don't say " *HARRY DIDYA PUTCHA NAEM IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAAAH* " in an ungrateful way

  • @DarkKnight-q2d
    @DarkKnight-q2d 7 лет назад +123

    7:44 Dumbledore's battle cry. The music along with this was so fucking epic...I actually headbanged. Haha.

  • @hpbsyjdts
    @hpbsyjdts 3 года назад +71

    Don’t mistake "children" as "chicken" in that ungrateful way

  • @Nootathotep
    @Nootathotep 9 лет назад +326

    alternative title: Moody says different

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r 9 лет назад +48

      I SAY DIFFERENT

    • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
      @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 9 лет назад +42

      +Formor Immington don't say I SAY DIFFERENT in that ungrateful way!

    • @frankcampos8803
      @frankcampos8803 5 лет назад +5

      @Marko Brnad Don't say Dont say i say diffrent in that ungrateful way in that ungratful way! in that ungrateful way.

    • @thefuturemustknowwhereyouv1405
      @thefuturemustknowwhereyouv1405 5 лет назад +1

      Frank Campos don’t say don’t say don’t say I say different in that ungrateful way! In that ungrateful way! In that ungrateful way!

    • @ToastyEggs
      @ToastyEggs 4 года назад +1

      Unoriginal Name DON’T SAY “DON’T SAY “DON’T SAY “DON’T SAY I SAY DIFFERENT IN THAT UNGRATEFUL WAY” IN THAT UNGRATEFUL WAY” IN THAT UNGRATEFUL WAY” IN THAT UNGRATEFUL WAY!

  • @wiikotom4
    @wiikotom4 9 лет назад +330

    4:52 Lost my shit when she said "Yes" in that dark pitched voice.

    • @duncandonets4290
      @duncandonets4290 9 лет назад +22

      +rinzler My condolences.

    • @TheHighDerple
      @TheHighDerple 4 года назад +9

      ​@@duncandonets4290 don't say "My condolences." in that ungrateful way.

    • @dazwalia
      @dazwalia 4 года назад +2

      Don't use "literally" in that not-literal way.

    • @mg-master8363
      @mg-master8363 4 года назад +5

      Don’t say 4:51 I literally died when she said “Yes” in that dark pitched voice. In that ungrateful way

    • @OscarHernandez18600
      @OscarHernandez18600 4 года назад

      @@dazwalia Don't say "Don't use **literally** in that non-literal way" in the ungrateful way.

  • @elsassindroid2544
    @elsassindroid2544 10 лет назад +372

    What's next, Voldemort likes children?

    • @rainydays359.
      @rainydays359. 9 лет назад +58

      Dolores Likes Children would be nice too.

    • @Six_To_One
      @Six_To_One 6 лет назад +8

      Voldemort - Hehehehe

    • @eloise69
      @eloise69 6 лет назад +33

      of course, "I can touch you now"

    • @VaatiOfDarkness
      @VaatiOfDarkness 6 лет назад +26

      Don't say "What's next, Voldemort likes children?" in that ungrateful way

    • @itsme9504
      @itsme9504 5 лет назад +2

      YES WE NEED THAT 😂😂

  • @Melissaannenglish
    @Melissaannenglish 4 года назад +189

    So Draco Malfoy’s gamer tag is “IHateMudbloodz!?”

    • @mctothesquared8904
      @mctothesquared8904 4 года назад +10

      69

    • @Dusk_Shade
      @Dusk_Shade 3 года назад +6

      G-
      Gamer tag.
      You're an XBox player and it _shows._

    • @ghostboi3587
      @ghostboi3587 3 года назад +5

      Ihatemudbloodz96 was blown up by a creeper. CREEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEER

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 3 года назад +1

      @MarkTheFox so we back in the mine

  • @christianwilliams2617
    @christianwilliams2617 6 лет назад +41

    7:16 the most epic trailer music to ever be heard.

  • @entergalacticjams
    @entergalacticjams 8 лет назад +394

    Dumbledore and his SILENCE made me laugh soo much

    • @Bogmire_is_me
      @Bogmire_is_me 8 лет назад +14

      Don't laugh in that ungrateful way >:(

    • @w.d.gaster5070
      @w.d.gaster5070 7 лет назад +2

      The Parody Brothers (formerly TheYTPGuy)
      Don't say "don't say "don't laugh in that ungrateful way" in that ungrateful way" in that ungrateful way

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 5 лет назад +3

      It's even more prevalent in the newest "Wrath Of Dumbledore".

    • @nayyeonnn.x
      @nayyeonnn.x 4 года назад

      If I literally died...

    • @Dusk_Shade
      @Dusk_Shade 4 года назад +3

      "HAI-LAAYAY-US"

  • @chrisjohn7375
    @chrisjohn7375 10 лет назад +415

    'Potter...... It's good to see you.'
    STAY AWAY FROM ME.

    • @bananadaily2317
      @bananadaily2317 6 лет назад +2

      ;-;

    • @Toby761
      @Toby761 5 лет назад +12

      Don't say *stay away from me* in that ungrateful way.

    • @bekiboo9
      @bekiboo9 5 лет назад

      Toby vlogs706 u are the commenter

  • @reyinfinity
    @reyinfinity 9 лет назад +111

    01:16 trolled by Mrs weasley

    • @SolitaryCreature1311
      @SolitaryCreature1311 4 года назад +4

      Dont say "01:16 Trolled by Mrs Weasley" in that ungrateful way!
      Ummmm . I didnt copy this

  • @JB-vq6xv
    @JB-vq6xv 6 лет назад +98

    3:20, one of the greatest YTP moments of all time 😂😂

    • @trippytrappy4282
      @trippytrappy4282 4 года назад +15

      The orchestra music makes it even funnier😂😂😂

  • @ihavenoname2569
    @ihavenoname2569 3 года назад +30

    I love that 2009-2014 humor is having a huge comeback.

  • @MordyMordyMordy
    @MordyMordyMordy 9 лет назад +213

    "Yuck! Crabs!" "Sorry.."
    Oh my god Jclayton, you made me cry.

  • @kdparchives3395
    @kdparchives3395 10 лет назад +60

    3:23 Harry's worst night ever at Dumbledore's office. And worse, Snape...
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dat censored scene

  • @MIKEHUNT-TAKESAMERICA
    @MIKEHUNT-TAKESAMERICA 9 лет назад +68

    Dumbledoor touched voldermort as child ruining his childhood making him the way he was

  • @marionschouten2042
    @marionschouten2042 5 лет назад +39

    "I will not be going alone, because someone asked me."
    Stands up and gives book to professor Snape, then walks back to Ron and Harry.
    "And I said
    *NoOoOoO!!!!!* "
    😂

  • @justinpetty7120
    @justinpetty7120 4 года назад +33

    That scene where Wormtail gets pushed down the stairs had me gasping for air 🤣

    • @horrormatrix9080
      @horrormatrix9080 Год назад +4

      Don’t say that scene where wormtail gets pushed down the stairs had me gasping for air in an ungrateful way

  • @DenixPro
    @DenixPro 10 лет назад +229

    Harry Potter YTPs are the best ! Great video mate

    • @Red_wine
      @Red_wine 10 лет назад +3

      Oh my god it's Denix Pro!

  • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
    @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 8 лет назад +742

    This was one of your best YTP's man. Truly one of the best! Awesome work!

    • @jqn8466
      @jqn8466 7 лет назад +2

      Christian Maracle are u the real one?

    • @don7cr
      @don7cr 7 лет назад +1

      Christian Maracle yet I'm still w8ing on u Christian 2 make ytp's :(

    • @Toby761
      @Toby761 5 лет назад +1

      Liquid fuck

    • @Zakoxd.
      @Zakoxd. 5 лет назад

      Don't say "This was one of your best YTP'S man. Truly one of the best!. Awesome work!" In that ungrateful way

    • @apmaaron3730
      @apmaaron3730 4 года назад

      Have u seen wrath and fury of Dumbledore. It's the best

  • @swoccerbs7576
    @swoccerbs7576 9 лет назад +77

    " I spent all summer dividing a new quiditch program, we are going to cancel quiditch" * bs dum crash
    I died

  • @iSevenSimmer
    @iSevenSimmer 4 года назад +123

    5:43 this part literally killed me, was laughing for 5 minutes straight 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @AlbertBoris
      @AlbertBoris 3 года назад +8

      "yEs mIsS gRaNgEr, Liquid F###"

  • @circle1552
    @circle1552 11 месяцев назад +5

    Just can’t take the main HP films seriously anymore rewatching these masterpieces

  • @BatHunterofDevon
    @BatHunterofDevon 9 лет назад +156

    3:23 - 3:48
    ....Somebody get a needle, because I am in stitches....

    • @izzy1508
      @izzy1508 4 года назад

      same lmaoo it's 4 in the morning aswell

    • @izzy1508
      @izzy1508 4 года назад

      Omg I commented this so late

    • @jackmanistan5520
      @jackmanistan5520 4 года назад

      maraudersmiracle fuck me harry

  • @forestshark59
    @forestshark59 9 лет назад +329

    ''Severus, Fuck Harry with me'' - ''I will'' >> ''AAAARGH!'' dying XDDD

    • @AceripXF
      @AceripXF 9 лет назад +2

      Me roo BOLMAO😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AceripXF
      @AceripXF 9 лет назад

      Too

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r 9 лет назад +13

      when I heard the bit with Hermione right after that I wasn't looking at the screen for a sec so I thought Hermione had joined in!

    • @darthsidiouse4994
      @darthsidiouse4994 9 лет назад

      XDDDD

    • @ninjaked1265
      @ninjaked1265 7 лет назад

      I wonder when Hermione rapes Harry

  • @siZeDcuBe
    @siZeDcuBe 9 лет назад +59

    Don't say SHUT UP! in such an ungrateful manner.

  • @dragondoodles3473
    @dragondoodles3473 4 года назад +13

    “It’s good to see you.”
    “STAY AWAY FROM ME!”
    “Hello darkness my old friend...”

  • @Wolfstar26
    @Wolfstar26 7 лет назад +39

    the entire "don't say ___ in that ungrateful way" sequence had me DYING

    • @horrormatrix9080
      @horrormatrix9080 Год назад +4

      Don’t say the entire don’t say_ in that ungrateful way sequence had me dying in that ungrateful way

    • @rhysharford
      @rhysharford Год назад

      @@horrormatrix9080 dont say aaaauuuuuggh in that ungrateful way

    • @horrormatrix9080
      @horrormatrix9080 Год назад

      @@rhysharford don’t say *REVERB FART* in that ungrateful way

    • @Schiessen-g3w
      @Schiessen-g3w 11 месяцев назад

      "Don't say *y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-* in that ungrateful way!"

    • @andrewfutterman3346
      @andrewfutterman3346 10 месяцев назад

      * BPPPPPT *

  • @jackley2113
    @jackley2113 9 лет назад +55

    "Don't say _____ in that ungreatful way!" XD 😂

  • @kvmhgirl13
    @kvmhgirl13 9 лет назад +161

    The "Censored" part! Hahahaha

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 5 лет назад +19

      They're the best parts.
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @colemacneal8796
      @colemacneal8796 4 года назад +6

      Don't say "The "Censored" part! Hahahaha" in that ungrateful way!

    • @WildKratts_GoWild
      @WildKratts_GoWild 4 года назад +6

      @@colemacneal8796 Don't say "Don't say "The "Censored" part! Hahaha" in that ungrateful way" in that ungrateful way!

  • @MissLovebat
    @MissLovebat 9 лет назад +224

    I loved the gag with Aunt Marge and the "don't say _______ in that ungrateful way".
    I need to stop watching YTPs during school. :P Specifically yours.

    • @AceripXF
      @AceripXF 9 лет назад +5

      I loved those bits LOL😂😂

    • @Schiessen-g3w
      @Schiessen-g3w 2 года назад +2

      "Don't say yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in that ungrateful way."

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 2 года назад

      Don't say yeyeyeyeyeyeye in that ungrateful way

  • @WhiteJizz
    @WhiteJizz 4 года назад +29

    5:14 i choked when he said yessss

  • @jamiedavy_
    @jamiedavy_ Год назад +16

    R.I.P Michael Gambon 💔

  • @drakedangereux8042
    @drakedangereux8042 10 лет назад +211

    i've spend the summer devicing a new Quidditch program,we're going to cancel Quidditch
    XD so silly haha

    • @charminneneptune3060
      @charminneneptune3060 10 лет назад +11

      ba dum tss xD

    • @efcfan4649
      @efcfan4649 6 лет назад +9

      Drake Dangereux don't say "I've spent the summer devicing a new Quidditch program , we're going to cancel Quidditch XD so silly haha" in that ungrateful way

    • @eatingthesnowinicecapzone
      @eatingthesnowinicecapzone 3 года назад +1

      @@efcfan4649 Don't say "Drake Dangereux don't say "I've spent the summer devicing a new Quidditch program , we're going to cancel Quidditch XD so silly haha" in that ungrateful way" in that ungrateful way!

    • @lankykong3992
      @lankykong3992 3 года назад

      @Densos Don’t say “Don’t say "Drake Dangereux don't say "I've spent the summer devicing a new Quidditch program , we're going to cancel Quidditch XD so silly haha" in that ungrateful way" in that ungrateful way!” in that ungrateful way!

    • @sassymetalsonic5870
      @sassymetalsonic5870 Год назад

      @@lankykong3992 Don't say "@Densos Don’t say “Don’t say "Drake Dangereux don't say "I've spent the summer devicing a new Quidditch program , we're going to cancel Quidditch XD so silly haha" in that ungrateful way" in that ungrateful way!” in that ungrateful way!" in that ungrateful way!

  • @WristFreeze97
    @WristFreeze97 8 лет назад +208

    "byeee, bye byeee, good byee" xDD

    • @darthsidiouse4994
      @darthsidiouse4994 8 лет назад +12

      dont say byeee, bye byeee, good bye in that ungrateful way

    • @loganbrock4628
      @loganbrock4628 8 лет назад +6

      Don't say "byeee, bye byeee, good byee xDD" in that ungrateful way!

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r 8 лет назад +3

      POTTER!!

    • @mistawithhair9203
      @mistawithhair9203 8 лет назад +2

      Shrump The Ogrelord What is this Don't say "byeee, bye byeee, good byee xDD" in that ungrateful way!'' in an ungrteful way !

    • @loganbrock4628
      @loganbrock4628 8 лет назад

      Formor Immington Don't say "POTTER!!" in that ungrateful way.

  • @MarioGalaxy2003
    @MarioGalaxy2003 7 лет назад +44

    7:15 "I say different stand"
    And then....
    Everyone.exe has stopped working

    • @jttjlep_
      @jttjlep_ 2 года назад +1

      I was waiting for that lol

  • @seanathin-c7n
    @seanathin-c7n 4 года назад +71

    "You're still here are you?" "Yes". "Don't say 'Yes' in that ungrateful way".
    "..." "Don't say '...' in that ungrateful way".
    "*screaming*" "Don't say *screaming* in that ungrateful way"

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 4 года назад +4

      “Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye”
      “Don’t say ‘Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye’ in that ungrateful way”

  • @literallyjustchan9026
    @literallyjustchan9026 6 лет назад +13

    Dumbledore saying SILEEEELOSS is beautiful, one of the best sauce jokes i have ever seen

  • @SaucyMeatball117
    @SaucyMeatball117 10 лет назад +41

    "Potter?"
    "sorry sir, i was just-"
    "gbye"
    lol.

  • @KillcamzAu
    @KillcamzAu 10 лет назад +45

    NEVER stop making these

  • @JClayton1994
    @JClayton1994  10 лет назад +578

    Happy New Year!

  • @gazangolfy
    @gazangolfy 4 года назад +40

    Don’t say .... in that ungrateful way
    😂😂😂

    • @lankykong3992
      @lankykong3992 3 года назад

      Don’t say “ Don’t say .... in that ungrateful way
      😂😂😂” in that ungrateful way.

    • @nrlstatistics4898
      @nrlstatistics4898 2 года назад

      Don’t say “Don’t say “Don’t say …. in that ungrateful way
      😂😂😂”in that ungrateful way.” in that ungrateful way.

  • @monssidus1291
    @monssidus1291 5 лет назад +8

    y is the ending so pivotal amazing epic montage of "AYYYYAAAAAYAAA"

  • @TheWatcher5292
    @TheWatcher5292 8 лет назад +40

    The last bit should be a iTunes song

    • @atlanticluciano
      @atlanticluciano 4 года назад +7

      Don't say the last bit should be a iTunes song in that ungrateful way

  • @IIIIIVEERATIIIII
    @IIIIIVEERATIIIII 9 лет назад +50

    I've been watching your poops ever since 2010, and if you watch this poop after watching one of your poops from back then, it's clear to see how much you've improved in practically every way. It's like you always knew what kind of YTP you were going for, but nowadays you have the skill the properly execute it. Older ones were hit and miss, but your newer ones are consistently funny.

    • @JClayton1994
      @JClayton1994  9 лет назад +20

      Thanks Veerat! I do look at my older stuff with disappointment now haha.

  • @kaylachristine6453
    @kaylachristine6453 8 лет назад +33

    "You filthy little Granger." 😂😂😂😂

    • @alissalake3945
      @alissalake3945 4 года назад +4

      Dont say "you filthy little Granger" in that ungrateful way

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 4 года назад

      Shut up Aunt Marge, no one cares

  • @larissavangaal8871
    @larissavangaal8871 6 лет назад +10

    7:55 Barty Crouch, Barty Crouch, Bar bar bar bar bar bar bar Barty Crouch, KAAAAA

  • @expectopatronum7857
    @expectopatronum7857 7 лет назад +50

    Horacy: Potter?
    Harry: Sorry sir, I was just...
    Horacy: Bye bye!

  • @csgrambauer5852
    @csgrambauer5852 7 лет назад +10

    5:25 - Haha the amount of stuff being smashed by Wormtail made me cry with laughter. Don't know why but yeah. Also the whole thing between Harry and Marge I love.

  • @GillyRose55
    @GillyRose55 9 лет назад +7

    My favorite parts of these kinds of poops is that you can turn something scary (an HP scene, for example) and turn it into an awesome, amazing song.

  • @sandrahenriksson6257
    @sandrahenriksson6257 9 лет назад +145

    liquid fuck XD

    • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
      @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 9 лет назад +35

      +Sandra Henriksson Don't say "liquid fuck" in that ungrateful way!

    • @tacosmexicanstyle7846
      @tacosmexicanstyle7846 8 лет назад +5

      +Christian Maracle SHUT UP SHUT UP!
      Don't say 'shut up' in that ungrateful way!

    • @breadingtonlespy5100
      @breadingtonlespy5100 8 лет назад +5

      +tacos mexicanstyle
      ...........
      Don't say ....... In that ungrateful way!

    • @flushedgaming7821
      @flushedgaming7821 8 лет назад

      +Breadington Le Spy don't say +tacos mexicanstyle in an ungrateful way

    • @peter08xxx
      @peter08xxx 7 лет назад

      HAHAHA!

  • @lol-uz7bl
    @lol-uz7bl 4 года назад +19

    who else came in 2020 bc they randomly thought of ”don’t say yes to me in that ungreatful way”

    • @reginaquetzalli6123
      @reginaquetzalli6123 4 года назад

      me

    • @nrlstatistics4898
      @nrlstatistics4898 2 года назад

      Don’t say “who else came in 2020 bc they randomly thought of “don’t say yes to me in that ungrateful way”” in that *_UNGRATEFUL_* way.

  • @minimaxyt8774
    @minimaxyt8774 4 года назад +10

    Kid: Coughs in class
    Me after watching jclayton: don’t say *cough* in that ungrateful way

  • @VM0451
    @VM0451 9 лет назад +31

    Well, Severus needs to do anything Dumbledore commands... So 3:41 seems quite logical.

  • @eliakselrod4655
    @eliakselrod4655 8 лет назад +18

    i literally suffocated from the amount of laughter.

  • @themlgenius124_2
    @themlgenius124_2 6 лет назад +3

    That song in the end is one of the most beautiful things ive ever heard.

  • @lilyannveldwiesch2139
    @lilyannveldwiesch2139 Год назад +7

    legends says that Dumbledore still **CENSORED** harry to this day.

  • @salmanedy
    @salmanedy 2 года назад +7

    5:49-5:53
    Oh, wow. The audio splicing is beyond seamless.

  • @CheesePieWithChips
    @CheesePieWithChips 10 лет назад +114

    Brilliant as always! Had me in tears of laughter all the way through. Especially the censored bit xD xD

    • @jamesmurray1730
      @jamesmurray1730 10 лет назад +2

      Hey you watch clayton to, awesome I am a sub of yours :-D

    • @robloxmoderator9082
      @robloxmoderator9082 6 лет назад +2

      CheesePieWithChips Don't say brilliant in such an ungrateful way

    • @aysharyer_9054
      @aysharyer_9054 6 лет назад +2

      CheesePieWithChips “come Harry”

  • @devynthomas8988
    @devynthomas8988 7 лет назад +18

    "Bellatrix Likes Children". Make it happen!

  • @alyssaeime5052
    @alyssaeime5052 6 лет назад +4

    0:05 a boy is looking at the ceiling, not paying attention at all lol

  • @Gameytarsier62
    @Gameytarsier62 9 месяцев назад +7

    9 years later, he still hasn’t fixed the title

  • @KnightedSilverWolf
    @KnightedSilverWolf 4 года назад +3

    One of your better YTP's
    Besides the scat gag. .... WHAT THE UTTER HELL?

  • @eddiedomingues3037
    @eddiedomingues3037 9 лет назад +30

    THE FUNNIEST YTP EVER ON HISTORY 10/10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!;!

  • @psyenergy1
    @psyenergy1 10 лет назад +7

    This is love this is life, make a part two already bro!

  • @yvesheinrich5013
    @yvesheinrich5013 8 лет назад +23

    HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING EDITING! Best parts are the ungrateful parts.

    • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
      @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 8 лет назад +1

      Don't say "HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING EDITING! Best parts are the ungrateful parts" in that ungrateful way!

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 8 лет назад

      ***** ...what...

    • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
      @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 8 лет назад

      Yves Heinrich Don't say "...what..." in that ungrateful way!

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 8 лет назад

      ***** Stop ungratefuling me in that ungrateful way!!!

    • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
      @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 8 лет назад

      Yves Heinrich Don't say "Stop ungratefuling me in that ungrateful way!!!" in that ungrateful way!

  • @thatgeekoliver
    @thatgeekoliver 3 года назад +13

    6:43 Didn't See That Coming 😂

  • @MegaJesseman
    @MegaJesseman Год назад +6

    I love how Hagrid is just like "No, just no." to Dumbledore talking about molesting children. Even in a parody Hagrid still has morals.

  • @AC1Productions
    @AC1Productions 9 лет назад +20

    "Don't say yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye in that ungrateful way"

  • @robrules
    @robrules 8 лет назад +57

    U should make a slughorn likes children one...

    • @JClayton1994
      @JClayton1994  8 лет назад +55

      "Slughorn's Big Mistake" is basically "Slughorn Likes Children"

  • @themastersmadface8241
    @themastersmadface8241 10 лет назад +11

    That censored part had me rolling on the ground XD

  • @GoEvenHarder
    @GoEvenHarder 4 года назад +18

    2:06
    this is more disgusting than the original one lmao! Congrats Clayton 😂😂😂😂

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Don't say 'yEs' in an ungrateful way"
    "Don't say '...' in an ungrateful way"
    "Don't say "yIyIyIyIyI" in an ungrateful way"
    "Don't say 'AAAAAAH' in an ungrateful way"

  • @NealX
    @NealX 10 лет назад +5

    I don't know exactly what Liquid Fuck would be, but I know I'm going to make a fortune selling it.

  • @pheonix82828
    @pheonix82828 4 года назад +9

    The Aunt Marge bits are his funniest ever edits

  • @RandomWriter9110
    @RandomWriter9110 9 лет назад +9

    This whole video (especially the censored bit with Harry and Dumbledore) is twice as funny when you speed it up as fast as it can go. xD

  • @paperbagman9608
    @paperbagman9608 5 лет назад +9

    8:00 this is where it gets crazy

  • @myarmsrgone
    @myarmsrgone 4 года назад +3

    Nobody:
    Not a single damn soul
    JClayton 1994: LIQUiD fuCk

  • @samgomez8376
    @samgomez8376 10 лет назад +17

    This is worthy of 69 billion subscribers

  • @DanielKI
    @DanielKI 8 лет назад +5

    This is probably one of the best poops out there. Especially the ending killed me.

  • @SuperTiberian
    @SuperTiberian 9 лет назад +8

    3:28 Holy sh*t... their f*ckin' going at it in there...

  • @kreuz7sieben
    @kreuz7sieben 3 года назад +7

    "Yes, Miss Granger. Liquid Fuck."

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 4 года назад +4

    4:17 To be fair that's exactly what I thought was happening in the shoelace scene at the Burrow.

  • @RaiderGamerSpice
    @RaiderGamerSpice 10 лет назад +10

    5:25 to 5:32 made me laugh the hardest of this whole video. Great job as always!

  • @VoDkaGaMeR
    @VoDkaGaMeR 9 лет назад +6

    "I spent the whole summer trying to create a new quidich programme, we are gonna cancel quidich xDD"

  • @theeagleg674
    @theeagleg674 6 лет назад +10

    3:03 to 3:47 OMG Funniest part and I haven't finished watching the video. When Snape came in I died. 😂

  • @thatcanadianmanectric8458
    @thatcanadianmanectric8458 6 лет назад +13

    I S A Y D I F F E R E N T

  • @RSeph
    @RSeph 7 лет назад +4

    I want an extended version of Dumbledore going "HADA HADA HADA"