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  • @Soya4me
    @Soya4me Month ago +5432

    I remember a time when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something,

    • @causeandefect8252
      @causeandefect8252 Month ago +294

      Ha; Those were the weeks!

    • @CooperMarketingUnlimited
      @CooperMarketingUnlimited Month ago +575

      It's crazy to think that EVERY person who won that prize bombed Iran. 100% of them!

    • @ThomasGray-l3w5j
      @ThomasGray-l3w5j Month ago +73

      To bring so much shame to the FIFA peace Fry's they made up jus for his fifth grade mentality and ego

    • @TrainerAshNZ
      @TrainerAshNZ Month ago +63

      Time for the FIFA More Peace Prize to be awarded

    • @HercoolPoirot
      @HercoolPoirot Month ago +99

      Yes tens upon tens of days.

  • @MarkSchenfisch
    @MarkSchenfisch Month ago +3020

    "Sometimes you have to start a war to prevent a war that was already a war that's technically not even a war."

    • @highend79
      @highend79 Month ago +18

      Which has not started yet... NVM NEXT TARGET

    • @MarcusFiregone
      @MarcusFiregone Month ago

      Or just SYHTSAWTPAWTWAAWTTNEAW for short

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 Month ago +126

      The Epstein War, now featuring Iraq…or Iran, including Israel and or Mossad…but most definitely started by Dark Brandon in 1979. Thanks Obama!!

    • @Sofeh-dsofe
      @Sofeh-dsofe Month ago +11

      😂😂😂😂 hilarious

    • @DustInTheWind69
      @DustInTheWind69 Month ago +23

      Desi Lydic, doing the Lord's working watching this nonsense from these clowns. Lol

  • @neilbright5346
    @neilbright5346 Month ago +74

    It's depressing how accurate this is.

  • @NGC-catseye
    @NGC-catseye Month ago +1021

    Things are so much easier to understand when Desi explains it 😹

    • @RaijaHelenaFinland
      @RaijaHelenaFinland Month ago +30

      Exactly!! I immediately got it! 😂😂😂

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Month ago +6

      Indeed !! 🤣🤣

    • @Mike-k9f1m
      @Mike-k9f1m Month ago +7

      Absolutely!

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 Month ago +15

      Because she fluently speaks Absurdistani...

    • @Roman.D1984
      @Roman.D1984 Month ago +3

      Только вот цели нужно смотреть долгосрочные. Очевидно Штаты хотят уйти к себе на перезагрузку, скинуть всё старое и начать новую подготовку. Значит в остальном мире не должно остаться на этот период возможности для развития, даже если под разными предлогами навредить лояльным, всё цинично. А далее же всё просто, перепишут книги и так далее. И опять белые и пушистые. Вон Япония, спросите их кто на них бомбы скидывал.

  • @drongobum2037
    @drongobum2037 Month ago +2562

    Anyway, about those E P S T E I N F I L E S . . . .

    • @LTCHenryL
      @LTCHenryL Month ago +2

      He will…closer to midterms. They are blowing up in the face of the demokkkrats left and right.

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish Month ago +26

      I 100% agree with you. Because I, unlike @LTCHenryL, am not a maga cult troll.

    • @drongobum2037
      @drongobum2037 Month ago +28

      @LTCHenryL The best thing about Russians being utterly CRUSHED by Ukraine for the past four years is the fact absolutely no one on Earth will ever take Russia seriously again! Russia is a broke and poor third world joke! 😂 😂 😂

    • @supasonic9499
      @supasonic9499 Month ago +18

      @LTCHenryL Aren’t you supposed to be getting ready for a ground Holy War or something?

    • @golffanatic1102
      @golffanatic1102 Month ago +29

      @LTCHenryL 👈👈I love the smell of MAGA desperation in the morning.

  • @Paul-c1b
    @Paul-c1b Month ago +237

    I harken back to Vietnam when an Army Major said we had to destroy the village to save it! Thanks Desi

    • @jonny26281
      @jonny26281 Month ago

      Instead of the gulf of Tonkin it’s the gulf of Epstein

    • @davidmcc6666
      @davidmcc6666 Month ago +11

      Trump fought hard in VN. A true American hero. Now he's dropping bombs on school girls. Big tough American. Big bad Trump. American hero, Trump.

    • @jonny26281
      @jonny26281 Month ago +7

      @davidmcc6666captain bone spurs

  • @Redridge07
    @Redridge07 Month ago +347

    The first act of Trump's, "Bored of Peace."

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 Month ago

      Clearly Irankians did not pay the $1 billion to Peace. I bet other countries are looking under couch cushions for that money today. Africa... we see you.

    • @mattqueen4140
      @mattqueen4140 Month ago +3

      Norm! I see you

    • @rickducharme7429
      @rickducharme7429 Month ago +1

      Yemen and Venezuela came first. the armeggedonists ae just getting started

    • @Redridge07
      @Redridge07 Month ago +1

      @rickducharme7429 But that was before the inaugural meeting of the "Bored of Peace".

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Month ago +820

    War if you're poor. Investment opportunity if you're rich.

    • @captcyco
      @captcyco Month ago +1

      Just do a quick search on polymarket and recent bets places regarding the recent war and military attacks. The corruption is practically commercialized

    • @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
      @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket Month ago +3

      Or just middle class. I'm sorry are you seriously telling me 30% of your investment portfolio isn't in defense when it's historically a guaranteed winner?
      I literally went from welfare as a child to lower middle class, but by comparison that's living it up. Live in your means, take 20% of your income and invest it.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Month ago +26

      @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
      People can’t afford healthcare, rent or groceries and you think they should save 20% of their earnings? Please explain…

    • @jasonrollins8217
      @jasonrollins8217 Month ago

      ​@dozzer009it's a bot scheme advert it will soon fill this comment with WhatsApp names of poeple in india

    • @erikk77
      @erikk77 Month ago +12

      @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket This isn't 1960. In 1960, the average house cost $11,900, while the average income was $5,600. A price-to-income ratio of 2.1.
      By contrast, in 2019 the average home cost $240,500 with an average income of $68,703. A price-to-income ratio of 3.5.

  • @vadym8713
    @vadym8713 Month ago +90

    As a Ukrainian, I'm terrified by SAME words Trump and co using to what putin and his buddies used when they attacked Ukraine. Word by word! It's not a war, we already won, it will be 3 days or weeks, slowly moving it will be whatever it takes. Crazy times. And don't get me wrong, I'm all in for killing ayatolla and dismantle iranian regime because it's their drones destroyed our energy sector, but its just crazy how Trump want to be like his buddy vladimir

    • @patrickmcgraw9168
      @patrickmcgraw9168 Month ago +3

      "Special Military Operation." Also, that wasn't a baseball cap he was wearing for the dead soldiers, it was a Special Millinery Operation.

    • @magdalenawiszniewska2825
      @magdalenawiszniewska2825 Month ago

      Exactly

    • @NopeNope-j7k4e
      @NopeNope-j7k4e Month ago

      Trump and Putin are politicians, this is what politicians do. Government is never your friend.

    • @vadym8713
      @vadym8713 Month ago +3

      @NopeNope-j7k4e it's oversimplification, politicians in western countries are elected by the people and for the people. They tell and do what their people want them to do, because they want to be reelected. This is only applied to Trump at this stage and that's why this is more worrying coming from his mouth

    • @NopeNope-j7k4e
      @NopeNope-j7k4e Month ago

      @vadym8713 huh? Every American president has done this since WW2. Truman called the Korean War a police action.

  • @AsimHaneef
    @AsimHaneef Month ago +355

    We love you Desi! Thanks for explaining the not-war!

    • @marinam.2293
      @marinam.2293 Month ago +15

      @AsimHaneef Desi didn't just explain - she Foxsplained!

    • @greebj
      @greebj Month ago +4

      She didn't hide the idiocy well enough. She therefore failed to Foxsplain™ it according to the rules.

    • @Rachkmble2005
      @Rachkmble2005 26 days ago

      Speak for yourself. I think she is not that smart.

  • @ScottHoughton-yg5zg
    @ScottHoughton-yg5zg Month ago +1150

    Orwell's 1984..."War is Peace, Ignorance is Strength, Freedom is Slavery" wow we finally made it to 1984 people!

    • @Canada_Dominium
      @Canada_Dominium Month ago +96

      Donakd will lower egg price from $4.49 to $6.99.

    • @RaijaHelenaFinland
      @RaijaHelenaFinland Month ago +58

      ​@Canada_Dominium😂 Well, at least he's going to lower medication prices like 500, 600, even 1000%!!! Ffs, the US admin could walk into a lunatic asylum, and noone would notice! 😵‍💫🤡💩

    • @worklife21c
      @worklife21c Month ago +10

      We were already there in the last Trump regime! 🤨

    • @Canada_Dominium
      @Canada_Dominium Month ago +7

      @RaijaHelenaFinland " the US admin could walk into a lunatic asylum, and noone would notice"
      Yes, because what's happened is the reverse.

    • @johnsaunders9690
      @johnsaunders9690 Month ago +2

      ...hahahahaha.....oohh... Man ! - Thank-You for the LAUGH...
      WELL SAID !!!
      ​@RaijaHelenaFinland

  • @thefishinthepercolator3031

    Whoever edited this deserves an award.

  • @philippstrahm2770
    @philippstrahm2770 Month ago +681

    Give this woman a medal. ❤

  • @Dke244
    @Dke244 Month ago +422

    A dairy free war like alternative…🤣🤣

  • @ishratkhan1746
    @ishratkhan1746 Month ago +4

    Did I hear "President's feeling based on facts??" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seigi7334
    @seigi7334 Month ago +431

    The "More than a feeling..." part got me

    • @lego4virgo
      @lego4virgo Month ago +17

      Love that song, tho'.

    • @ju4408
      @ju4408 Month ago +4

      A feeling is reactive, an opinion requires processing and then output. Fact-checking and informed decisions are liberal hoaxes.

    • @offtarget1758
      @offtarget1758 Month ago +9

      It’s very rare to see Desi grooving in any part of these Foxplains bits 😂😂😂

    • @MandyFlame
      @MandyFlame Month ago +7

      Could have followed it with "I ran" by Flock of Seagulls 😂

    • @reuireuiop0
      @reuireuiop0 Month ago +8

      Or the Tommy Tutone Jenny reference (867 etc phone number)

  • @BrainRoomMeditation
    @BrainRoomMeditation Month ago +330

    Thanks for clearing that all up for us Desi 😆😆

  • @omark310tell6
    @omark310tell6 Month ago +5

    it's becoming increasingly difficult to stay sane in these times !!

    • @leegarner4592
      @leegarner4592 Month ago +1

      'Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane'

  • @FartyHarley
    @FartyHarley Month ago +854

    If it’s not a war then it’s just a war crime

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 Month ago +14

      Thanks to Desi, I now completely understand. She and Fox did such a great job of explaining.

    • @SkipKidd
      @SkipKidd Month ago +10

      But, it can't be a "WAR Crime" if it's not war. So, no spankings for war crimes when there's no war to be spanked for.
      See?
      Wasn't that easy?

    • @skepticinthemiddle
      @skepticinthemiddle Month ago +6

      or, a not war crime

    • @Eric-ch6gq
      @Eric-ch6gq Month ago +3

      ​@InWesternHemisphere that's just regular crime.

    • @jasonrollins8217
      @jasonrollins8217 Month ago +2

      ​@Eric-ch6gqand trump one of those every 3 minites!

  • @niclewis9610
    @niclewis9610 Month ago +478

    "Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat" - Sun Tzu

    • @lassmirandadennsiewillja2235
      @lassmirandadennsiewillja2235 Month ago +19

      Sun Tzu never said that. The translation of SunTzu's 夫未战而庙算胜者,得算多也;未战而庙算不胜者,得算少也。多算胜,少算不胜,而况于无算乎! by famous British sinologist Lionel Giles "The general who loses a battle makes but few calculations beforehand. Thus do many calculations lead to victory, and few calculations to defeat: how much more no calculation at all!" seemed some art-of-war book-selling businessman too 1910-British, and he came up with the version given above. The Chinese were that bewildered they even translated the "quote" back into their language with 谋无术则成事难,术无谋则必败, however there's still no noise in this.

    • @GlutenEruption
      @GlutenEruption Month ago +20

      @lassmirandadennsiewillja2235 So it's a more concise and eloquent version of what he meant, got it. Tedious nitpick achieved 👍

    • @stuckinbardo
      @stuckinbardo Month ago +8

      @lassmirandadennsiewillja2235
      They had to make it fit into a fortune cookie.

    • @lassmirandadennsiewillja2235
      @lassmirandadennsiewillja2235 Month ago +4

      @GlutenEruption What an US-American way to win an argument. Wish (only) you four more years!

    • @Hans_Nimmermeer
      @Hans_Nimmermeer Month ago +2

      ​@GlutenEruption He didn't insult someone. You did.

  • @johnwarr7552
    @johnwarr7552 Month ago +2

    It is NOT a war - it is gangsterism plain and simple.

  • @travisty007
    @travisty007 Month ago +153

    These Foxsplains are the best, Desi is hilarious, love the intensity.

    • @OldJoeClark-k4j
      @OldJoeClark-k4j Month ago +1

      I wish people would stop busting on Fox News. They are making a lot of money. That's all that matters. Is not that the American way?

  • @maynunal
    @maynunal Month ago +1294

    If it is not a war.....do we call it terrorism????

  • @barrymullen5242
    @barrymullen5242 Month ago +3

    The war will be over when Netanyahu says it’s over.

  • @Siegorius
    @Siegorius Month ago +101

    "I can't believe it's not war"

    • @charliejaworski2562
      @charliejaworski2562 Month ago +5

      I read that using Fabio's voice.

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii Month ago +6

      PARKAY! aww come on yall let's reminisce on margarine together

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad Month ago +3

      @clumsiii - Chiffon. The "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials were for Chiffon margarine. This is before we had margarine that's literally named I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, which isn't Chiffon or Parkay.
      Parkay's talking margarine tubs were kind of adjacent to this, with the "Margarine!" "Butter!" exchanges, but never used the phrase "I can't believe."

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon Month ago +3

      ​@clumsiiiIt's not nice to fool Mother Nature

  • @3rdmm
    @3rdmm Month ago +74

    Dept. of War or the Board of Peace. The fog of scam.

  • @leevahal900
    @leevahal900 Month ago +85

    Its not a war its a distraction.

    • @Triple_J.1
      @Triple_J.1 Month ago

      World Bank wants a cut of Irans economy.

    • @jimmyvee8024
      @jimmyvee8024 Month ago +1

      Killing children attending school should not be entertainment.

    • @LetBrockBye
      @LetBrockBye Month ago

      Nice cliche, but human lives are being taken

  • @maryeliason1504
    @maryeliason1504 Month ago +66

    Whatever you call it, people are dying, military, civilian and children.

    • @Pkay-flora
      @Pkay-flora Month ago +3

      And not just a few, but thousands. Ten times more wounded, hundred times more fleeing their homes. Of course it's a war...

  • @Κωνσταντινίδης-ο1φ

    We are passing from one idiot to another! *It's insane!*

  • @RoxannLavelle
    @RoxannLavelle Month ago +95

    As always Desi explains it exactly as it is… !

  • @claymartin9445
    @claymartin9445 Month ago +209

    "Sometimes you have to start a war to prevent a war that was already a war that's technically not even a war." Desi nailed it 😂

  • @14sonyboy
    @14sonyboy Month ago +5

    Presidential candidate who says no more wars starts war.

    • @NopeNope-j7k4e
      @NopeNope-j7k4e Month ago

      Politician tells a lie and people are surprised…. Government is always your enemy.

  • @oldbeatpete
    @oldbeatpete Month ago +124

    it was a concept of a feeling!

  • @thefplchampion
    @thefplchampion Month ago +26

    Of course it's not a war, it's a distraction.

  • @chicagoblackmale
    @chicagoblackmale Month ago +7

    "Iran, Iran so far awayyyy."

  • @RadiusFive
    @RadiusFive Month ago +183

    "Feeling based on fact". I'll remember that one, pretty sure it will help in unforeseen, yet very predictable circumstances.

    • @JamesElise160
      @JamesElise160 Month ago +7

      Wasn't the MAGA supporter rallying cry "F*?k your feelings"?

    • @pyrmontbridge4737
      @pyrmontbridge4737 Month ago

      It's a pre-emptive strike. A "feeling" is not enough because people will then ask you for a fact to back it up. Just connect them up front and you might got away with not having to say what the fact was.

  • @crow_buddy
    @crow_buddy Month ago +236

    Trump: "NO MORE WARS!"
    Trump: "NO, MORE WARS!

    • @Antifrost
      @Antifrost Month ago +9

      We have a president taking ideas from Lionel Hutz now?

    • @Lhwbakao
      @Lhwbakao Month ago +6

      @Antifrosthahahaha you beat me to writing that!!

    • @redevilrrr
      @redevilrrr Month ago +3

      @Antifrost well, most likely yes. Stable genius like he calls himself...

    • @charliejaworski2562
      @charliejaworski2562 Month ago +5

      "If we lose this war, everyone gets a free pizza". "You have to pay for the pizza box."

    • @crow_buddy
      @crow_buddy Month ago +2

      @Antifrost 🤣

  • @Madelro100
    @Madelro100 Month ago +26

    You did a great video. Clarifying. Keep waking people up. Thanks from Uruguay

    • @rickducharme7429
      @rickducharme7429 Month ago +2

      your country could be next. you never know with trump. he has a taste for using his war toys ever since Venezuela.

  • @kydawg1684
    @kydawg1684 Month ago +130

    Desi is the best. Love all the splainin.... helps me make sense of the non-sense.

    • @SCurtis-x9d
      @SCurtis-x9d Month ago +8

      I agree. This made me laugh but although this was humour it's scary that she sounds so much more believable than Leavitt.

  • @heatherr4321
    @heatherr4321 Month ago +74

    I’d be lost without Desi to foxsplain to me.

  • @spqr1945
    @spqr1945 Month ago +2

    I heard the same words exactly on Russian TV, when Russia invaded Ukraine. 😂 But here we are 4 years later.

  • @CrashNova76YT
    @CrashNova76YT Month ago +271

    " Our president* will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective. "
    - Trump 🐦 ( Mockingjay )

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 Month ago

      It was on the GOP's wish list since forever... "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb Bombiran" (John McCain)

    • @mebeingU2
      @mebeingU2 Month ago +10

      Yep! Said back when he wasn’t a blowhard, clueless president, just a blowhard failed, clueless real estate owner. Only in America.

  • @jonathansandberg5267
    @jonathansandberg5267 Month ago +88

    Hegseth should rename it the Department of Special Military Operation

  • @alfonsosaucedomartin9248

    Thanks Orange makes América poor Again 😊🤣👍

  • @davesy6969
    @davesy6969 Month ago +68

    Sinking a destroyer is not a "strategic strike", it's an act of war.

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat Month ago +3

      Ah, but our strategy was that the destroyer sink. So the strike was strategic.

    • @kimtroutman5063
      @kimtroutman5063 Month ago +6

      Especially since it was unarmed, off the coast of Sri Lanka -- NOWHERE near Iran,
      returning from a peaceful multi national gathering.
      The US also failed to render aid to the surviving sailors--which is a war crime!😢😢😢

    • @jakobusvdl8395
      @jakobusvdl8395 Month ago +2

      Possibly an act of not-war?

    • @satunnainenkatselija4478
      @satunnainenkatselija4478 Month ago

      @EebstertheGreat Sarah Paine's idea of a strategy was to avoid pivotal errors. Destroying a destroyer hardly qualifies as a strategy.

  • @CooperMarketingUnlimited

    I saw a comment that said Wars only come from the War region of France, and any other hostilities are just Sparkling Conflict. 😂

  • @HorusHeresy1982
    @HorusHeresy1982 Month ago +11

    I’m glad someone cleared that up for me. I thought the US was just throwing darts at a map to see what sticks.

    • @rickducharme7429
      @rickducharme7429 Month ago

      iZrahell told him exactly where to drop his bombs. not random at all.

    • @dmorgendorffer97
      @dmorgendorffer97 Month ago

      More like someone throwing ketchup at a map to see what sticks. (It's the orange pedo's fave post-Big Mac & Diet Coke pastime.) 🍔🥤😅

  • @enminghee2926
    @enminghee2926 Month ago +167

    It's a Schrodinger's War: where a country is both at war and not at war at the same time.

    • @Sofeh-dsofe
      @Sofeh-dsofe Month ago +3

      I like this logic 😂😂😂😂

    • @rocketsjudoka
      @rocketsjudoka Month ago +1

      It's a matter of relatively depending on what you need to distract for.

    • @FairMiles
      @FairMiles Month ago

      abrakkehakka1357 Beware, you can get entangled!

    • @Kakarot9911
      @Kakarot9911 Month ago +1

      USA has had plenty of those. Especially where oil and gold is located. They seem to coincide with the need for western democracy.

    • @d34dly5
      @d34dly5 Month ago +1

      it's only war if you look at it.

  • @jdswong
    @jdswong Month ago +137

    "Sometimes you have to start a war to prevent a war that was already a war that's technically not even a war." Truer words...

    • @kuomacy4619
      @kuomacy4619 Month ago +4

      "Both Trump and Rubio have terrible logic-it’s complete nonsense. Following their logic, would it be okay for North Korea to launch a 'preemptive strike' and nuke the U.S. just to 'prevent heavy North Korean casualties'?
      Of course not. That’s completely wrong. It’s like someone going to another person’s doorstep to negotiate, and then suddenly stabbing them mid-talk, only to tell everyone: 'If I didn't stab him first, he would have stabbed me.'
      That logic is total BS and a violation of the law. Even if the other person is a 'bad guy,' you can’t resort to vigilantism and strike first. That is the rule of law; otherwise, the world would fall into chaos.
      Don’t be fooled by American politicians. The U.S. is indeed violating international law by firing missiles and killing people at will. The International Criminal Court should issue warrants for their arrest."

    • @LoneVoice6633
      @LoneVoice6633 Month ago +2

      Sometimes you have to start a war to distract from the trumpEpsteinGate Investigation to avoid jail sentences.

  • @williamfragaszy6016
    @williamfragaszy6016 Month ago +2

    It is conveniently forgotten that the US, with the UK, instigated a coup d’état in Iran in 1953.

  • @49islandgrns
    @49islandgrns Month ago +109

    These yahoos literally said “WAR” repeatedly from the start. Desi’s explanation of this Iraqian war was just what I needed today. ❤

    • @Cate-o3c
      @Cate-o3c Month ago +2

      They also keep naming the wrong country.

    • @C2Talon
      @C2Talon Month ago +2

      @Bryce-z2lBrycewilson Ah, of course, they meant to say Iraq and not Iraq. It all makes sense now

    • @Heartwing13
      @Heartwing13 Month ago

      @Bryce-z2lBrycewilson 98% of Americans know that. They were literally quoting the video, but you probably don’t even know that.

    • @rob961
      @rob961 Month ago +2

      ​@Cate-o3cMarkwayne got it wrong three times in one short interview. He's the new DHS Secretary.

    • @jahnwishart-ly6ov
      @jahnwishart-ly6ov Month ago +1

      OPERATION Netanyahu has videos of me

  • @SanBrunoMike
    @SanBrunoMike Month ago +104

    What the heck is a peacemonger???

    • @Gilliganfrog
      @Gilliganfrog Month ago +18

      Probably someone who murders civilians so they'll stop making so much noise while we're trying to concentrate on the oil under their feet...

    • @Kokuswolf
      @Kokuswolf Month ago +7

      A unhinged peacemaker.

    • @rickducharme7429
      @rickducharme7429 Month ago +6

      a not a war monger?

    • @Dennehoevel
      @Dennehoevel Month ago +3

      It's from Mars Attacks! The general is angry with the scientist who reasons that "an advanced civilization" like the Martians are not out for war and calls him a "peacemonger."

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter Month ago

      Its a joke on warmonger. I think its been around almost as long as warmonger has been used.

  • @Wiseguy1408
    @Wiseguy1408 Month ago +2

    Desi sure knows how to Foxsplain things!

  • @YeahSureWellBeatcha
    @YeahSureWellBeatcha Month ago +9

    Loved the 867-5309 throwback, caught me off guard but it came right back 😂

    • @mufasa37
      @mufasa37 Month ago

      I was like that Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme 😂

  • @johnhill3376
    @johnhill3376 Month ago +49

    Holy cow Dessie, that was amazing!!!

  • @joannemcvey6874
    @joannemcvey6874 Month ago +35

    Yep, that clarifies my confusion! 😂

  • @AlabamaBear-MD
    @AlabamaBear-MD Month ago +1

    Also don't forget, they have been fighting over there for over 3000 years. Probably before!

  • @brandondunn1622
    @brandondunn1622 Month ago +45

    Desi, you are hilarious. Thank you for these!

  • @Matt19691
    @Matt19691 Month ago +20

    Guess the term: Special Militairy Operation was spoken for.

    • @jimbo1959
      @jimbo1959 Month ago

      I think the " u.s. powers that be " stole the term " Special " from the Olympics!

  • @martinm8991
    @martinm8991 Month ago +2

    It is "The most special military operation"

  • @samclemmons5373
    @samclemmons5373 Month ago +31

    The aloha joke was 10/10.

    • @ju4408
      @ju4408 Month ago

      Goodbye -q, hello -n! Next up, "Irai". We have always been at war with Irai.

  • @Fents_Post_Productions

    I punched out a cop and told 'em that strategic punches were not assault and battery. Then came the tazers...

  • @Nemesis-db8fl
    @Nemesis-db8fl Month ago +1

    For a second i got confused who we’re fighting Iraq or Iran 😂😂

  • @keithwarren-colbert4942

    You’re awesome Desi!

  • @tamirenfisher702
    @tamirenfisher702 Month ago +38

    It was a fact feeling! I get it now!

  • @homeforthemoment
    @homeforthemoment Month ago +2

    Maybe when you start a 'not a war' war you should know the name of the country you're not at war with that you're bombing.

  • @julieu4305
    @julieu4305 Month ago +17

    100%, no 1000%, or probably maybe 3000% accurate Desi!! 😂😂😂

  • @Kyrelel
    @Kyrelel Month ago +143

    If it's not a war, why is he demanding their "unconditional surrender" ?!

    • @GoatKingJames_5518
      @GoatKingJames_5518 Month ago +10

      So that it doesn’t turn into an actual war DUH 😂

    • @greebj
      @greebj Month ago +12

      If they've "already won", why are they demanding surrender

    • @amerikanracer3301
      @amerikanracer3301 Month ago +1

      It's because he doesn't want Iran to start looking like Gaza. Stone Age. He cannot stop ISRAEL unless Israel sees something from Iran that qualifies as "SURRENDER".

    • @TomHarvey-h5c
      @TomHarvey-h5c Month ago

      @greebj He already won because it pushed Epstein off the news lead.

    • @LoneVoice6633
      @LoneVoice6633 Month ago +1

      It is an Epstein Files Distration Operation !!! Nare, not a war !!

  • @gamernabil
    @gamernabil Month ago +2

    It's a "special military operation" not a war.

    • @skssca
      @skssca 15 days ago

      Looks like a duck quacks like a duck…….

  • @kathyfritz9962
    @kathyfritz9962 Month ago +26

    More than a Feeling! 🎶

    • @squatch545
      @squatch545 Month ago +1

      I was hoping she'd also play a clip from the song, 'I Ran' by Flock of Seagulls

  • @Karlthekingofempires
    @Karlthekingofempires Month ago +15

    Hoping Peace ✌️✌️ from Palestine to Ukraine

  • @johnmcdaid3825
    @johnmcdaid3825 Month ago +1

    She is brilliant!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Month ago +106

    "Whoever we're bombing... we're winning."
    America, Ladies and Gents.. America.

    • @rikiroos3100
      @rikiroos3100 Month ago +6

      Yep, a girls' school - the threat those girls posed were obliterated.

    • @thealgerian3285
      @thealgerian3285 Month ago

      @rikiroos3100 They bombed it twice, too.
      They want to pretend it's a mistake, or worse, that it was an Iranian missile.
      But they, bombed it, twice.

  • @Cyberphunkisms
    @Cyberphunkisms Month ago +14

    1953 is when it started.

  • @2409markus
    @2409markus Month ago +2

    I love this segment, it’s insanity makes me paradoxically feel sane for a minute

  • @reenb392
    @reenb392 Month ago +7

    Thought it wasn't war?!?!? They are all such liars. Have brought lying to new level and beyond!

  • @mattqueen4140
    @mattqueen4140 Month ago +12

    "Sometimes you have to start a war to prevent a war that was already a war that's not even really a war"
    Such a banger line

  • @little_fluffy_clouds
    @little_fluffy_clouds Month ago +1

    When Trump’s Board of Peace got bored of peace

  • @edthebumblingfool
    @edthebumblingfool Month ago +8

    that need sto be played at polling stations during midterms

  • @SamYsekai1
    @SamYsekai1 Month ago +37

    I MUST repeat this often these days “Every choice I make today builds the life I want tomorrow, with clarity, courage, and calm.”

    • @ElDerpy
      @ElDerpy Month ago +7

      i think i did a starmer reading that as initially i read "...clarity, sausage and calm."
      O____o

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish Month ago

      @ElDerpy 😆

    • @kevincarey1453
      @kevincarey1453 Month ago +1

      Hope it isn’t WWIII, but when I read things like “not until UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER “… 😢

  • @yvonnedrury8718
    @yvonnedrury8718 Month ago +2

    We are living in the most ridiculous, horrific, downright terrifying times

  • @charuthadewmina2290
    @charuthadewmina2290 Month ago +25

    2:23 a certain Austrian painter when he's asked why did he attack Poland

  • @ahmadabbassi7103
    @ahmadabbassi7103 Month ago +6

    The very eminent danger for the US is the stupidity of some of its own citizens .

  • @ToothbrushMan
    @ToothbrushMan Month ago +1

    Did anyone tell Iran that they are not at war???

  • @mikemiller1777
    @mikemiller1777 Month ago +12

    She makes more sense than they do.

  • @animaknight4848
    @animaknight4848 Month ago +25

    Greetings from germany, that was brilliant!

    • @M3ANDER
      @M3ANDER Month ago +3

      ... as well from Austria!

  • @siciocien
    @siciocien Month ago +1

    Lydic has such great comic timing, I love her! 😃

  • @douglasodonnell6800
    @douglasodonnell6800 Month ago +217

    He sounds like his Russian hero before the invasion of Ukraine.

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish Month ago +3

      100%

    • @majorgnu
      @majorgnu Month ago +9

      Come on, it's just a special military operation!
      What kind of idiot can't tell a special military operation apart from an invasion or a war?

    • @myotismyotis3521
      @myotismyotis3521 Month ago +3

      Russia did not killed the leader(Zelensk) and did not bomb the schools!...like done it USA .They just free the lands which wanna to be with Russia ! ..in war no survive citizens!

    • @SajarErbraTerof
      @SajarErbraTerof Month ago +8

      ​@myotismyotis3521😂 they try and they did bomb a hospital and many civilian target.

    • @Zalzany
      @Zalzany Month ago +2

      @majorgnu Trump who keeps calling it a war and Runio who also keeps doing that...

  • @akipan
    @akipan Month ago +8

    I started this video knowing in which country the war is at and now I'm confused 🤔😂

  • @benitaw614
    @benitaw614 Month ago +1

    Thank you Desi. I didn't understand until you explained it. 🤔

  • @markolson2466
    @markolson2466 Month ago +11

    Dezi’s frenetic explanation of this inexplicable situation makes more rational sense than DJT explanations.

  • @cryptout
    @cryptout Month ago +37

    Glad you cleared this up, now we can go back to the files.

  • @kevin-su2yi
    @kevin-su2yi Month ago +1

    Her husband is sooo lucky. Funny and 🤓 smart.

  • @CJZM7777
    @CJZM7777 Month ago +8

    Best analysis I've heard of our current not a war.

  • @paulg6268
    @paulg6268 Month ago +9

    Thanks to Desi, it all makes sense now.

  • @marclegrand2066
    @marclegrand2066 Month ago

    It's so much clearer now.😂

  • @OldStageRd
    @OldStageRd Month ago +14

    More than a feeling!!

    • @charliejaworski2562
      @charliejaworski2562 Month ago +3

      This is just Foreplay. By the end of the war we'll be saying It's Been Such a Long Time.

  • @MarkoH01
    @MarkoH01 Month ago +6

    Desi rules! Can't stop laughing ... :D

  • @Quijanos1
    @Quijanos1 Month ago +1

    Forever wars! Isn't it great when the thing you didn't want you get surprised with! Thank you, Desi!

  • @Fredroc57
    @Fredroc57 Month ago +9

    I love when Desi foxsplains things to us.