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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @icetypejulia
    @icetypejulia Год назад +8127

    The fact that Anna Kendrick once tweeted in like 2018 "I just remembered I was in twilight" is also iconic

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +547

      INSANE

    • @laurahandl2815
      @laurahandl2815 Год назад +261

      I read Anna Kendrick's memoir, which I enjoyed a lot, and she was actually so glad for the money she earned on the movie, because otherwise she would have been financially destitute, even after her oscar nom for Up in the air..

    • @Avrii
      @Avrii Год назад +252

      @@laurahandl2815 Robert Pattinson actually said the same - even though he was in HP before Twilight he was basically broke. Twilight just saving amazing actors left and right 😂

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter Год назад +114

      @@Avrii and then he went from playing a sparkly human bat to an emo batman, what an icon

    • @catbarr924
      @catbarr924 Год назад +7

      She’s such an icon I love her so much

  • @icetypejulia
    @icetypejulia Год назад +5532

    The baseball scene was a cultural reset and we weren't prepared for that kind of film artistry

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +295

      honestly yes

    • @cassreader1991
      @cassreader1991 Год назад +107

      Vampire baseball will always be iconic.

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 Год назад +29

      Also, Muse... I listened to it because I am not like other girls...
      I'm one of those 8 out of 10 people who experience a mental illness, except I have at least like 3.

    • @ghosty8193
      @ghosty8193 Год назад +18

      PLsss I still refer to SMBH as 'the vampire baseball song' as a joke and it annoys the hell out of my mum

    • @beserker1912
      @beserker1912 Год назад

      The only thing I didn't like is that I couldn't listen to Muse and not hear about twilight. Was a muse fan since 05ish

  • @V1ckyK4r1
    @V1ckyK4r1 Год назад +2326

    I kinda wish Edward kept spider monkey as Bella’s nickname throughout the series just so we could get posts like “she was his spider monkey // he was her world”

    • @bb-fm9kn
      @bb-fm9kn Год назад +25

      thats so true

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 Год назад +22

      Agreed. And even better if he used it every time he had to carry her for any reason lmao then I'd believe he'd have a sense of humor

  • @SM-fy4ij
    @SM-fy4ij Год назад +3694

    Carlisle being 23 is beyond what my brain can fathom

    • @cherry-xs9be
      @cherry-xs9be Год назад +169

      it's irrational, i mean, aren't you older after med school? lol

    • @fvances
      @fvances Год назад +262

      Right! Why. It’s ok to make him in his 30’s, stefffuneeee

    • @doctorposting
      @doctorposting Год назад +110

      wait WHATTTT LMAO i totally forgot that and thought he was like 30

    • @kikimurray7328
      @kikimurray7328 Год назад

      What the actual fuck

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 Год назад +134

      Considering Peter Facinelli was 37 at the time, just make him 40 and call it a day. 😂

  • @thisgirlpurpleyou3334
    @thisgirlpurpleyou3334 Год назад +3347

    "i don't think 300 year olds and 19 year olds should be together" is a statement i never knew i will hear in my entire life

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +230

      taking a STAND

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Год назад +58

      And yet it made sense in 2008 😂😂

    • @meghan5769
      @meghan5769 Год назад +23

      I thought esme was 26 when she died

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +65

      @@meghan5769 she was 19 when they met and 26 when she died

    • @bro.that.is.adorable.2633
      @bro.that.is.adorable.2633 Год назад +37

      Sarah J Maas needs to hear this

  • @raekwonmalik
    @raekwonmalik Год назад +2655

    if twilight has ten fans i am one of them. if twilight has only one fan and that is me. if twilight has no fans, that means i am no longer on earth.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +212

      yes yes yes

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. Год назад +76

      Lmfaoo this was literally me in high school 😭😭 I read every book…twice

    • @sk8aintstr813
      @sk8aintstr813 Год назад +15

      @@khalilahd. I read it four times💀

    • @jordana6720
      @jordana6720 Год назад +1

      Serve!

    • @zuzanna5665
      @zuzanna5665 Год назад +2

      is this from fucking Letters To Milena lmaoooooo

  • @mayeliidiaz2024
    @mayeliidiaz2024 Год назад +1299

    I don’t think that Kristen and Robert gave their worst performances, it’s just the way the characters personalities were... so they did a great job really

    • @loftyradish6972
      @loftyradish6972 Год назад +129

      Extremely awkward and a bit creepy. Not just true to the books, but true to most of our high school experiences. My teen years were very awkward, and there were some really creepy boys and teachers who I thought were cool and now just go _ew_ at.
      Maybe Stephanie was onto something..... maybe..... maybe Twilight is a hyper-realistic fantasy version of reality, that everyone thinks is okay at the time, then gets to age 25 and goes _yikes_

    • @cutierenesmeegirl
      @cutierenesmeegirl Год назад +12

      Maybe that's how movie characters were written but that's not how they were in the book.

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes Год назад +19

      @@cutierenesmeegirl wrong

    • @thatdisabledprincess
      @thatdisabledprincess Год назад +17

      Kristen and Robert are both fantastic actors, they just had terrible material to work with (both the books AND the movie scripts)

    • @made-line7627
      @made-line7627 Год назад +3

      ​@@thatdisabledprincessAnd with the directions given to them 🎬

  • @rubyyro
    @rubyyro Год назад +894

    Bella not caring about Edward's red flags a.k.a. him saying he's a killer just gives off the same vibes as those internet girlies who are obsessed with actual serial killers

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 Год назад +29

      This isn’t a thing. This can’t be a thing. I do not want to believe this is a thing.

    • @Starrrycandy
      @Starrrycandy Год назад +25

      @@Hessed3712 sorry

    • @rubyyro
      @rubyyro Год назад +5

      @@Hessed3712 😬😬😬

    • @erikajewel
      @erikajewel Год назад +25

      @@Hessed3712 Bundy, Manson, Dahmer, Ramirez.. they all had fans since their crimes were first publicized 😬 a lot of it is the “but i can change him!” mentality

    • @mallorycarpinski1160
      @mallorycarpinski1160 Год назад +14

      My absolute favorite joke about this series is "Oh she's like a bull. She sees a red flag and just runs at it." Ryan George Pitch Meeting on this film still makes me die laughing.

  • @adabunny5212
    @adabunny5212 Год назад +331

    Bella, an empath, sensing there's danger in the room when Casper tries to kill her

    • @its__Ev
      @its__Ev Год назад +19

      CASPER 😭

  • @zoe3235
    @zoe3235 Год назад +1908

    i honestly watch twilight whenever a minor inconvenience happens in my life like cmon it's so fun! cinematic masterpiece right there!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +102

      i love that!

    • @amber71924
      @amber71924 Год назад +6

      WHY IS THIS ME?

    • @amber71924
      @amber71924 Год назад +44

      You lost your job? Twilight. That time of the month? Twilight. Someone cut you off in line? Twilight. 😂

    • @arctichowl1449
      @arctichowl1449 Год назад +2

      Preach

    • @made-line7627
      @made-line7627 Год назад +8

      ​@@amber71924Finished the Harry Potter movies again? Twilight.

  • @mariaraquelfs
    @mariaraquelfs Год назад +338

    Bella was so depressed throughout this series that she just doesn't care about anything... "I can read minds" "ok", "vampire" "uhm, my cousin Hall likes to pretend he's a vampire that's a tuesday", "I want to eat you in the most literal way, I want your blood in my mouth" "yes, that's ok, just do it" ????????????

  • @skylar5506
    @skylar5506 Год назад +1424

    thinking about that time i had a twilight themed party for my 8th birthday.... nothing will ever compare and I didn't realize how iconic it was at the time

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +139

      omg thats actually so iconic

    • @loftyradish6972
      @loftyradish6972 Год назад +26

      I now want to have a twilight themed 28th birthday party 😂

    • @averynerdybookworm972
      @averynerdybookworm972 Год назад +2

      @@loftyradish6972 do it

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter Год назад +3

      @@loftyradish6972 yes. i'll gladly be there in spirit

    • @e4rth4ngel
      @e4rth4ngel Год назад

      STOPP i had one too when i was 9💀 my invitation was so iconic

  • @ohimdying
    @ohimdying Год назад +861

    I think everyone should watch twilight just for the Bella, where the hell have you been loca!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +93

      iconic moment from new moon

  • @sorcellerie
    @sorcellerie Год назад +807

    It hits different when I view it as a documentary. This is fully Animal Planet stuff and we never realised, they just went with it.

  • @kendallmichelle6332
    @kendallmichelle6332 Год назад +807

    not to expose myself LMFAO but i read a fanfic about jacob/edward bc i WAS CURIOUS??? and the one thing that stuck out to me was edwards siblings were like “yeah idk man she just seems obsessed with turning into a vampire idk if she actually loves you.” and now every time i think about/see anything twilight i just think about bella having a hard on for turning and that being her whole thing

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +198

      okay love this angle

    • @fcd1996
      @fcd1996 Год назад +144

      sure, i just feel like if Edward could become human she would give zero fvcks about him

    • @aundrea5528
      @aundrea5528 Год назад +12

      @@fcd1996 I agree

    • @itsrosa_notrose
      @itsrosa_notrose Год назад +20

      So like… what’s the fic name?

    • @raindawnson9254
      @raindawnson9254 Год назад +19

      I remember rewatching the films after like 10years and SEVERELY mishearing a line (I was eating w/o subtitles) and thought that when Bella asked to be a vampire, Edward’s one condition was “an end to forever” (pretty sure he just says marriage. Don’t ask me how I got there) which led me down a spiral of they never loved each other they just loved what the other had I.e mortal/eternal life and so the deal would be thatBella gets to be a vampire with him but the moment that they start regretting the ~unalive~ but then I replayed the scene and got disappointed with what actually ended up happening.

  • @BeautifullyTragicxx
    @BeautifullyTragicxx Год назад +238

    Bella really said "Who said I can't wear my converse with my dress??!?!!?"

  • @morganrockzzz
    @morganrockzzz Год назад +180

    Bella is giving the “go girl, give us nothing” vibes 😂

  • @michelle4915
    @michelle4915 Год назад +223

    "When you're about to get hurt, but thank God your stalker was there!" So true! 😂

  • @barbara9315
    @barbara9315 Год назад +294

    That Jasper scene is in the beginning of New Moon,where she gets a papercut from the gift she was given on her birthday.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +134

      i know im sorry i mandela effected it into this movie

    • @Theveganlaowai
      @Theveganlaowai Год назад +9

      @@uncarley I thought it was this movie too lol

    • @denizsarkaya5410
      @denizsarkaya5410 Год назад +14

      I literally paused the video to ctrl+F "papercut" and find this comment

  • @Millie1990
    @Millie1990 Год назад +370

    Can we also talk about the fact that in one of the later movies (I think it was Eclipse?), Jasper busted out a random southern accent that he didn’t have in any of the other movies 😂😂

    • @salmiro3640
      @salmiro3640 Год назад +15

      I'm dead

    • @anthonyL1995
      @anthonyL1995 Год назад +46

      Well we gotta keep the Confederate Vampire trope alive and well. It's kind of like in Wizard Boy where in the early movies Lavander Brown is portrayed by a black girl in a glorified extra role. Then when we get to the point where the character needs to be a major player they recast her with a white blondish girl because Turf author finally gave her a description as being white in a book.

    • @meredithkav
      @meredithkav Год назад +11

      Battle scharsssss

    • @kevinsmahomie
      @kevinsmahomie Год назад +5

      I honestly think it's so funny but also he barely speaks in the first two movies 😂😂

    • @cryingwatercolours
      @cryingwatercolours Год назад +11

      @@kevinsmahomie i think he was preventing himself from opening his mouth too much and breathing bc he would smell bella’s blood. in the last film bella has to not breath so she won’t kill her own dad.

  • @skylarpulver8066
    @skylarpulver8066 Год назад +192

    I need a New Moon review…the drama in these films is camp

  • @andrearobyn3701
    @andrearobyn3701 Год назад +101

    "a little known band called the Beatles" the main character in Again, But Better is FLABBERGASTED that another character in the book has even *heard* of the Beatles, truly a wild read

  • @wednesdaygreenleaf9578
    @wednesdaygreenleaf9578 Год назад +488

    I binged the entire series in high school when the last book came out/right before the first movie. The way I was obsessed is deeply disturbing to me now lmao. I remember when New Moon came out in theaters, the entire theater (including me🤦🏼‍♀) SCREAMED when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt......

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +46

      OMG

    • @Daemonussy
      @Daemonussy Год назад +33

      HOW DO YOU BREAK OUT OF THE OBSESSION HELP

    • @ellen2050
      @ellen2050 Год назад +6

      i love the way you dont take yourself too seriously ahahha

    • @EmmaKnightleyNo1
      @EmmaKnightleyNo1 Год назад +15

      @@Daemonussy you gotta go through to get out....I called it OTD (Obsessive Twilight Disorder - read it in a blog, not my invention). I reread the first book approx 4 times, had the movie on constant replay back when....
      I think a deeply rooted sense of taste saved me in the end. The books are SO badly written. Adverbs galore, and always the same (I actually did a Word search count on several...😆).
      I kept thinking - couldn't he use his superpowers for good? Why high school? Homeschooling not an option in Washington, or Canada?
      Get well soon, it's an affliction with guilty pleasures. Go cold turkey if you have to. 🍀

    • @lane6216
      @lane6216 Год назад +8

      I went with a girlfriend because she had an extra ticket. I had immediate regrets upon arriving. Our theater did the same thing. These women were comfortably middle aged, and the actor, even if not an actual High Schooler, was a very young guy. I was so grossed out.

  • @acbrand03
    @acbrand03 Год назад +510

    I know it’s cruel of me to ask but can you please do all of the twilight movies??? This was so funny; I need this to live on the internet forever 😩😂 Do it for the culture I beg 🙏🏾

    • @acbrand03
      @acbrand03 Год назад +20

      @@ElianaRosalind I WATCHED ALL OF THEM LOL. Even Mike's Mic. I NEED MORE! 🤣

    • @evanjuleen
      @evanjuleen Год назад

      @@acbrand03 have you watch the cinema therapy ones? They sum twilight up as "magic girl fix broken boy" I laughed so much.

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha Год назад +82

    When you said Carlisle is a crusty old DILF, I was borderline offended
    But then I realized I’m attracted to AND inspired by the likes of Geralt, Aragorn and literal Dracula from Castlevania
    I’m currently looking at my shaky hands, questioning myself like I never did before.

  • @kailane9987
    @kailane9987 Год назад +275

    officially finished my bachelors degree as of last night... this video is a great gift thank you bestie

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +40

      CONGRATULATIONS!!

    • @sorcellerie
      @sorcellerie Год назад +31

      CONGRATS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THOUGHTS IN YOUR BRAIN?

    • @icetypejulia
      @icetypejulia Год назад +12

      I DID ON SUNDAY OMG SLAY TOO

    • @roux5021
      @roux5021 Год назад +15

      GO OFF ACADEMIC GIRLIE WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!! ❤

    • @sanna9062
      @sanna9062 Год назад +2

      Gongrats!

  • @webshowMUFFIN
    @webshowMUFFIN Год назад +55

    I recently turned 25 and decided I wanted to force my friend to watch all the twilight movies with me. My birthday gift to myself was getting to see their face as they learned jacob inprints on a baby for the first time. 10/10

  • @camilasantos8157
    @camilasantos8157 Год назад +169

    As a twihard teenager in early 2008 I was completely obsessed about every inch of this. It was never a good movie but in my case... it was a way to embrace my "sad girl" vibes. Bella Swan was my hero and nobody can deny that the soundtrack and score are a bang even nowadays

    • @jessica23claire
      @jessica23claire Год назад +6

      Legit bought my 16 year old sister the New Moon soundtrack so she can have a proper musical education 😌

    • @camilasantos8157
      @camilasantos8157 Год назад +4

      @@jessica23claire 🤩THA'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. The musical impact that new moon' soundatrack had on me, it is still my fav from the whole saga

    • @Laura-gd4ku
      @Laura-gd4ku Год назад +4

      This was me too! I loved every bit of it’s toxic representation of a sad teenager

  • @anaclarasebben
    @anaclarasebben Год назад +146

    My obsession with twilight started when I saw a lot pictures of a sparkling white man in my moms college notebook (she printed them and took them with her everyday) when I was 6.
    We watch the entire saga every year since then.

  • @awholenewworld5796
    @awholenewworld5796 5 месяцев назад +15

    2:02 you didn't just compare the Hunger Games to Twilight....

  • @ranXd0m
    @ranXd0m Год назад +146

    I truly will never stop loving Twilight, absolute comfort movies and books for me and I am a full grown adult

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +16

      love this journey

  • @tattoowithlea
    @tattoowithlea Год назад +265

    Why did I expect you to say: "Starring everyone's favourite lesbian Alice Cullen."
    The gay panic Alice and Bella have over me since I was 12 years old will never leave me.

    • @seonsunnysunshine
      @seonsunnysunshine Год назад +28

      Alice was the reason I finished the film and books even if I felt that the whole series was a dumpster fire. She's probs one of my gay awakening moments.

    • @rhaelicent
      @rhaelicent Год назад +24

      No literally like it’s obvious Alice is fruity from the way she dresses, her hair and the way she talks… especially in the books. Girl literally declares her love for Bella multiple times and I’m here for it (she was also my reason for reading the books as a kid and I remember even reading the part of new moon where she came back TWICE cause I was so obsessed)

    • @tattoowithlea
      @tattoowithlea Год назад +18

      @Peut-être toi Best moment in the entire series! And all the E-Mails Bella wrote to Alice? These moments live rent-free in my head.

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter Год назад +13

      TEAM ALICE

    • @dawnriddler
      @dawnriddler Год назад +4

      Yes, I literally watched everything Ashley was in afterwards, was so obsessed with her.

  • @leonidasgts7940
    @leonidasgts7940 Год назад +90

    Can you believe my English teacher didn’t want me to do a report on Stephanie Meyer. He says I have to do a report on someone who actually contributed something but if she wrote the book this movie is based off of than yes she did contribute.

    • @dancegregorydance6933
      @dancegregorydance6933 Год назад +8

      Yes I can believe that

    • @EmmaKnightleyNo1
      @EmmaKnightleyNo1 Год назад +7

      But that's a short report 😄
      She had a dream, she wrote a book based on it.
      Then she changed the book and made it into 4, adding a love triangle because YA fiction IS love triangles. Ka-ching. Lots of Mormon values in her books. Bad writing style. The end.

    • @faeriequeenie1714
      @faeriequeenie1714 Год назад +5

      No, no, he has a point

    • @loftyradish6972
      @loftyradish6972 Год назад +13

      She definitely contributed to many things, it could actually be a really strong report since it is a book series that possibly created the most fierce public discourse about healthy/unhealthy relationships, and hey, its over a decade and we are still talking about it and analysing the relationships within it. I think it could make for a fantastic report.
      Also, I was a teen with dyslexia who hated reading. Twilight got me to love reading and then I graduated onto better books. Now I'm that person who has over 1000 books in my kindle library, and a bookcase stuffed full at home too (and I read them... multiple times), and it was Twilight that started my love affair with stories. Credit where credit is due, she helped turn a generation of girls into readers.

  • @EughhBrothereughh
    @EughhBrothereughh Год назад +22

    The first movie was amazing. The colour and vibe of it was so mysterious. The whole green blue lights were depressing and sort of went well with the vibe of Forks and Bella's depression about having to live there tolerating cold weather new people around her. It was very on theme. The rest of the movies felt like the first harry potter movies. And the Catherine Hardwick one is like the azkaban one lol idk

  • @alisoni4992
    @alisoni4992 Год назад +56

    I could literally talk about twilight forever i love it sm

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +14

      my ted talk should be about twilight

  • @klarityfisher8993
    @klarityfisher8993 7 месяцев назад +8

    The hunger games comparison was uncalled for lol the hunger games is just good. Not even bad good.

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 3 месяца назад +1

      My thoughts exactly The Hunger Games isn't remotely near the teenage corniness that is Twilight

  • @phexlou
    @phexlou Год назад +27

    twilight scratches my brain in so many ways it’s like a drug

    • @amber71924
      @amber71924 Год назад +6

      Twilight is our own personal brand of heroine.

  • @laurel217
    @laurel217 Год назад +133

    "Her name is Bella ⁓ . Make her spaghetti ⁓ " - I got a stomach cramp from laughing so hard... 🤣

  • @thescarediest
    @thescarediest Год назад +38

    PLEASE do the rest of the movies! I need to hear your thoughts on “where the hell you been loca??” And CGI baby reneseme 🤣 also I’m glad u acknowledged the Italian scene that’s gotta be one of my favorite scenes in that movie.

  • @taru8119
    @taru8119 10 месяцев назад +4

    13:50 "Her name's Bel-l-la, make her sp-a-g-g-hetti-i." Carley's humor is so underrated.

  • @amandaribeiro3541
    @amandaribeiro3541 Год назад +38

    Are we talking about when Edward is at the hospital pretending to be asleep while Bella’s mother is in the room, one of my favorites scenes, when I noticed that I laughed so hard

  • @Thevitan13
    @Thevitan13 Год назад +128

    so just yesterday i DID binge all of Mike's Mic's videos about yes, the very same franchise, and now this, and i think this is the universe signalling me that I have to go rewatch this movie again (also bestie can't believe you didn't mention the iconic blue filter that was used for the entire film that they never brought back for any of the other movies, i felt like i was sitting in a rainforest watching this movie)

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +18

      YES REWATCH YOU NEED TO

    • @Thevitan13
      @Thevitan13 Год назад +17

      @@uncarley ALSO THE OST. HOW DO YOU MAKE SUCH A TERRIBLE MOVIE WITH POSSIBLY THE BEST SOUNDTRACK I'VE EVER HEARD

    • @EmmaKnightleyNo1
      @EmmaKnightleyNo1 Год назад

      @@Thevitan13 THIS!!!

    • @amoonheart
      @amoonheart Год назад +2

      @@Thevitan13 THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING *BEST* SOUNDTRACK !!!!
      (of a live action movie, spirit canNOT be topped)

    • @cryingwatercolours
      @cryingwatercolours Год назад

      this, every time i watch the newer movies, i change the levels of my screen to be as blue as possible. not the same effect but it’s close enough :’)

  • @emily-grace6246
    @emily-grace6246 Год назад +8

    I love that you casually accidentally threw in the inciting incident from the second movie in there by accident 😂😂😂 Carly you are SO hilarious, I think you may have my favorite sense of humor on this platform

  • @stevenjennings5887
    @stevenjennings5887 Год назад +3

    dying for a follow up on the sequels. it doesn't get any better from here out, and i love it for that

  • @leighgasp
    @leighgasp Год назад +8

    Edward telling Bella he can read minds and her immediately believing him and the same vibe as me at 12 convincing my friends I was a mermaid.

  • @valsdiaryentries
    @valsdiaryentries 11 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine saying the hunger games is stupid, that’s just not okay

  • @sarahshaw-sehgal1146
    @sarahshaw-sehgal1146 Год назад +7

    I've seen a lot of Twilight commentary videos (and lived through being a fan at 18 myself) and I did NOT believe in 2023 that I would see someone still able to add commentary on it!!!! Love it ❤️

  • @normanmedialdea5503
    @normanmedialdea5503 Год назад +32

    I hate to be that guy but: Bella getting a paper cut and being almost murdered by Jasper is part of the second movie which basically sets up its entire plot...

    • @malvalp
      @malvalp Год назад +2

      Came here to say this 😅

  • @IloveJohnMulaney
    @IloveJohnMulaney Год назад +19

    i just woke up from surgery, so my experience watching this chaotic masterpiece is iconic itself

  • @annabelledrake2027
    @annabelledrake2027 10 месяцев назад +4

    i can’t believe you called the hunger games bad, those movies are phenomenal

    • @hannahkokkola6770
      @hannahkokkola6770 28 дней назад

      Right? I feel like that meme where it’s like “Okay was anybody going to tell me that… people think the hunger games movies are bad…or was I supposed to just find that out from a twilight video myself “

    • @annabelledrake2027
      @annabelledrake2027 27 дней назад +1

      @@hannahkokkola6770 I think most people do genuinely like them, they’ve just got a bad reputation from being released in the same era as other YA movie series. Give em some time and I swear the hunger games series will be regarded as a classic and they’ll be studying it in uni.

    • @hannahkokkola6770
      @hannahkokkola6770 23 дня назад

      @@annabelledrake2027 those movies were actually good in my opinion, and I agree I think they have enough depth to have deep conversations about them. Because it does call out modern day society in a way, while also bringing some historical aspects like Roman Empire parallels. That’s why I was shocked it was categorized with bad movies according to this video 😂😭

  • @julkawksiazkach
    @julkawksiazkach Год назад +60

    what a beautiful topic of today’s discussion. thank u queen for your creativity

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +9

      class is in session

  • @BookTimeWithRyan
    @BookTimeWithRyan Год назад +20

    The most unrealistic thing in Twilight is that there’s anything to do at night in Port Angeles (other than bowling).

  • @luciebutler
    @luciebutler Год назад +6

    My mom was the biggest twilight fan when the books came out, and we just watched this video together and died of laughter; so thank you for the immense joy Carley ❤️🫡

  • @ace_of_cakes
    @ace_of_cakes Год назад +6

    I really thought there was gonna be a point in the end but there wasn't, this was just a very entertaining recap of Twilight, and honestly, we stan. 10/10 would watch you do this for every movie

  • @TheCrazeace
    @TheCrazeace Год назад +44

    The fact that I watched New Moon because I wanted to see Taylor Lautner's abs but I was also in denial of being Bi at the time and did mental gymnastics on why that is absolutely Not the reason I wanted to watch New Moon 🤣

  • @CESCCVIpr3109
    @CESCCVIpr3109 Год назад +5

    Okay, Carley, but please make this into a series. This commentary is just too good to end here. 🙏

  • @Anastasia170895
    @Anastasia170895 Год назад +7

    My biggest accomplishment in life is that I made my whole class watch Twilight at school during music and boys were INVESTED. I love it

  • @00egg00
    @00egg00 Год назад +6

    Doing a first time read of the book at the moment (had an anti twilight phase when it was popular) and the amount gaslighting when Edward saves her is insane. She does not give up

  • @lauracastro3826
    @lauracastro3826 Год назад +8

    This video just cured my burnout from 3 months 👏🏼
    I just recently rewatched the movies and the DILF thing is REAL.
    Back in the day, when I was a teen, Jacob Black was everything to me but today, with 32 years old... I need a Carlisle or Charlie spin off 👀

  • @Art3mis-v1l
    @Art3mis-v1l Год назад +16

    Making fun of twilight has become one of my new hobbies. It’s just so enjoyable and easy!!

  • @lwitte8857
    @lwitte8857 Год назад +8

    When one of my best friends was getting married we watched twilight and breaking dawn part 1 ( aka cutting the bs) on the bachelorette weekend during various hungover/getting ready periods. Then the night before her wedding we watched breaking dawn part 2 while stoned. 10/10 would recommend cried laughing several times.

  • @X.tine.
    @X.tine. Год назад +16

    Had to pause this video to watch the iconic baseball scene. Twilight is kinda turning in to a christmas time movie for me now...... Another 10/10 video

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +6

      its got winter vibes!

  • @tatehildyard5332
    @tatehildyard5332 Год назад +1

    One thing you missed. When they’re dancing in the gazebo and it’s a cute adequate end point but then it cuts to some creepy blonde lady watching them from the window we had never seen or heard mentioned before and the movie ends on her walking down a staircase slow motion to 15 Step by Radiohead.

  • @katieh1752
    @katieh1752 Год назад +9

    Ok I'm obsessed with your jacket but the real star of this show is that blanket. Iconic.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад

      omg thank you so much

  • @lilyyy2839
    @lilyyy2839 Год назад +7

    i just rewatched this movie 2 HOURS AGO. impeccable timing, i can feel the girlboss energy synchronizing

  • @WitchlingFairyelle
    @WitchlingFairyelle Год назад +1

    I followed you initially for the book humor but I’m so glad you’ve branched out and do whatever tf you want now because no matter what your content is I want it

  • @khush_duggal
    @khush_duggal Год назад +10

    This is the video that i have been waiting for that I didn't even know i was waiting for

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +4

      so happy to help out

    • @khush_duggal
      @khush_duggal Год назад

      @@uncarley paying the contributions to society that we need

  • @Colourinne
    @Colourinne Год назад +16

    We need all the twilight movies! ‘Bella has never had a thought in her life and we love her for it’ 😂😂

  • @cait.
    @cait. Год назад +7

    As someone who read all the books as a teenager and went to all the midnight premieres (I was 14/15 when the first one came out and yes they were actually AT midnight back then lol), this is all so full circle to see 😂

  • @SaharaKnoblauch
    @SaharaKnoblauch Год назад +4

    I remember reading the books in high school and being OBSESSED then going to the movie premiere with all my friends and everyone in the audience SCREAMING for the entire two hours (including us)

  • @davidshead1323
    @davidshead1323 Год назад +14

    This was great, I'd love to see you do more stand up kind of videos on different things like this.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +4

      thank you! i love making these ill def do more soon!

  • @lays4831
    @lays4831 Год назад +6

    i lived and breathed twilight as a teen, i thought it was immaculate and any one who criticised it had no taste😂 now i see how BAD it is but it still has suchhhhh a special place in my heart, its my comfort movie

  • @heydayzee
    @heydayzee Год назад +2

    Okay I am LIVING for the books in the fireplace behind you. Thats sickening. I adore it.

  • @Roberta_1995_
    @Roberta_1995_ Год назад +4

    I just binged all of the movies back to back marathon style and there is a lot to be said about religious/spiritual manipulation and teen dating abuse!!!!

  • @nikkisick221
    @nikkisick221 Год назад +9

    Vamps don't like period blood because it's dead blood.
    Also the paper cute scene is new moon.
    And jasper isn't the newest vamp. He's the newest vegetarian

  • @someonespostcards4785
    @someonespostcards4785 Год назад +10

    A MASTERPIECE! We all agree that we're going to need a part 2, 3 and 4 of this, right?
    Also, I reread the first book this summer and let me tell you: it was a ride! Is the book good? God no. Did I enjoy it? Absolutely, no doubt about it. Would highly recommend, if nothing else then for the experience of it, especially as a (sort of) sensible adult.

  • @kdee24
    @kdee24 Год назад +10

    I just finished reading the twilight series for the first time. great timing for this video

  • @itsfeelat
    @itsfeelat Год назад +21

    carley coming through with two videos in the span of a week is better than any christmas gift idc

  • @analuzanoni
    @analuzanoni Год назад +10

    remember how bella brought the pepper spray to meet draco malfoy at the ballet sudio 😭

  • @Swaggerpede
    @Swaggerpede 9 месяцев назад +1

    honestly i got into muse before i knew about this film and most muse fans hate that its the "twilight baseball song" but i think its something to be PROUD of, we made it into the twilight movies THREE TIMES babey!!!!

  • @kennaosako1563
    @kennaosako1563 Год назад +6

    yessss. i never knew i needed this until u posted it

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +3

      honestly glad to provide this service

  • @Camer0neng1and
    @Camer0neng1and Год назад +4

    My biggest flex is I went to the school where they filmed the cafeteria, science, and locker scene and every once in awhile I’d be walking around and then remember and be like ✨supermassive black hole🧛🌲golden onion🌝it’s the fluorescence 👀and I don’t just surf the internet🏄‍♂️who’s he🫦✨ but now they tore it down and rebuilt it so historical monument gone🤷😔

  • @ashleythomas8489
    @ashleythomas8489 Год назад +2

    In the age of team Edward vs team Jacob, my best friend and i used to ironically cat call every time Charlie came on screen in the theaters. Yesterday, at age 39, i finally realized Charlie’s a total DILF.

  • @marianletterio
    @marianletterio Год назад +45

    I couldn't stop laughing throughout this whole video. I've only seen Twilight once and it was major cringe (I was already in my 20s when it came out), but I really need to watch that baseball scene again

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +10

      omg thank you! you should rewatch its a RIDE

  • @SapphireChristella
    @SapphireChristella 8 месяцев назад

    I feel so blessed to be a zillennial so this could be my entire childhood and adolescence. The fact that someone has a sleepover in 6th grade that was twilight themed and during it I made a facebook account will always live in my heart.

  • @frankiestein1713
    @frankiestein1713 Год назад +10

    I convinced my old neighbor that I was a vampire for over a whole month and she genuinely believed me and was preparing for a vampire werewolf war that I told her was happening

  • @alexavij
    @alexavij Год назад

    I watched Twilight with my friend and we just talked, laughed, and made jokes out of it the whole time- which is why I have a special place for them in my heart because I consider them comedy movies

  • @audreywsuh
    @audreywsuh Год назад +3

    we weren't ready for the iconography that would result from alice's high kick in the baseball scene

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  • @barbara9315
    @barbara9315 Год назад +14

    You did not just call Carlisle crusty!😂😂😂

  • @armitagehux8190
    @armitagehux8190 Год назад +2

    Dilfs, the untold reason I was obsessed with Twilight.

  • @119793
    @119793 11 месяцев назад

    the way that this wasn’t really bad acting but more robert and kristen acting their characters exactly the way stephanie meyer wrote them

  • @TheJeannag
    @TheJeannag Год назад

    Cowboy boots, Garfield shirt, flowers - a whole vibe, 10/10 would wear, if I went out ever.

  • @samquigley1538
    @samquigley1538 Год назад +2

    literally just recap every single twilight film. That is high quality entertainment right there.

  • @Pewpewrawan
    @Pewpewrawan Год назад +7

    i remember as a 12 year old all my classmates even my cousin used to to be obsessed with this series that i once looked it up on youtube and watched some romantic clips between bella and edward but till this day i never get to watch the series and i'm turning 21 next year

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +3

      hahahaha i love that

  • @glizzymcguire7
    @glizzymcguire7 Год назад +4

    All my niche interests combined. Thanks dude, never stop 😊

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +2

      omg im so glad!! thanks for watching

  • @kaileyhallett
    @kaileyhallett Год назад +1

    As a teenager I was like "yup 23 that checks out". As a now 29 year old I'm like "he STILL looks older than me"

  • @em-pg7th
    @em-pg7th Год назад +3

    i never knew i needed this but i thoroughly enojyed every second of this video

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад

      thank you for watching!!

  • @morganw2492
    @morganw2492 Год назад +6

    I love how much the fandom both loves and hates Twilight

  • @nanaxoxox
    @nanaxoxox Год назад +6

    it’s just one of those movies I think is so good bc I watched it as a kid and fell in love with the world. it is one movie that evokes the same feelings felt the first time I watched it despite me having seen it idek 300+ times. I used to be able to quote the ENTIRE movie. like daily watch for me growing up. now though, it is so obvious how insanely whack and cringe most of the movie is. but I don’t even care. it is truly a MASTERPIECE in my eyes. no one can top it. they did the damn thing.