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AmericanXSamurai
Добавлен 9 апр 2022
I play video games patriotically.
Garfunkel Tong: Winter Wasteland (Blind Playthrough Fallout 4 Epi.6 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)
Join Garfunkel on his yuletide carols to commit acts of goodwill in this not-so-family-friendly video about satiating an alcohol addiction, rescuing the needy, and reviving the Spirit of Christmas.
*DISCLAIMER*
This video is meant for audiences over the age of 13. If you are below this age and can read, close the video or you might be put on Santa’s Naughty list.
I own NOTHING in this video except my face (animated). The presented songs belong to Kevin MacLeod, Nintendo, Aylex, whoever owns Elvis’ music now, Alexander Nakarada, and Chill Pulse. If I forgot to mention you, please don’t strike me!
Here's the story so far:
• Garfunkel Tong: Happy Man, Sad World ...
• Garfunkel Tong: The Common...
*DISCLAIMER*
This video is meant for audiences over the age of 13. If you are below this age and can read, close the video or you might be put on Santa’s Naughty list.
I own NOTHING in this video except my face (animated). The presented songs belong to Kevin MacLeod, Nintendo, Aylex, whoever owns Elvis’ music now, Alexander Nakarada, and Chill Pulse. If I forgot to mention you, please don’t strike me!
Here's the story so far:
• Garfunkel Tong: Happy Man, Sad World ...
• Garfunkel Tong: The Common...
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Minecraft Movie Apology?
Просмотров 1,3 тыс.Месяц назад
A Minecraft Movie has redeemed itself.... For now. DISCLAIMER I do not own A Minecraft Movie. That thing is property of Mojang Studios, Warner Bros., Legendary Pictures, etc. I would know if it was mine because it would be animated. Want to watch the rant video? Here's the link: ruclips.net/video/A682raWX71k/видео.html Want to watch my best series? Here's the first video: ruclips.net/video/jpLS...
Garfunkel Tong: The Legend of Garpumpkin (Blind Playthrough Fallout 4 Epi.5 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)
Просмотров 2072 месяца назад
Join Garfunkel on his spooky quest to become Garpumpkin in this not-so-family-friendly video about bossy sons, alcoholic Irish robots, and the Spirit of loose Halloween themes. *DISCLAIMER* This video is meant for audiences over the age of 13. If you are below this age and can read, then leave or you’re next on Garpumpkin’s kill list. I own NOTHING in this video except my face (animated). The p...
Minecraft Movie Rant
Просмотров 2 тыс.4 месяца назад
This is a rant on A Minecraft Movie. Read the title. "Look how they massacered my boi.😔🫴" Here's the trailer for the upcoming Minecraft: Storymode remake: ruclips.net/video/sOE98frT3Uk/видео.html *DISCLAIMER* I do not own A Minecraft Movie. That thing is property of Mojang Studios, Warner Bros., Legendary Pictures, etc. I would know if it was mine because it would be animated. Want to watch my ...
Garfunkel Tong: Operation Clanker (Blind Playthrough Fallout 4 Epi.4)
Просмотров 665 месяцев назад
Join Garfunkel Tong on his wonderful little adventure to rescue his son in a not-so-synth-friendly video about mentally-disturbed butlers, liberal liberators, and a whole lotta soulless clankas. *DISCLAIMER* This video is meant for audiences over the age of 13. If you are below this age and can read, you’re probably a synth. I own NOTHING in this video except my face (animated). All songs, imag...
A Quick Explanation
Просмотров 248 месяцев назад
Hey, just wanted to say a few things about the schedule of my videos and ask what videos you wanted to see more of. It's quick and kind of unnecessary, but I feel like it will open up my audience a bit more. Don't forget to like, subscribe and turn the bell on for notifications. Want to watch some cool videos? Here are a few: ruclips.net/video/4Vl279ddtrI/видео.html ruclips.net/video/-1ucpnAasn...
Venom Snake Walks His Dog (MGSV: TPP Fully-Voiced Story) (CRINGE WARNING)
Просмотров 1738 месяцев назад
Big Boss (A.K.A. Venom Snake, John, or whatever you called him) realizes he hasn’t walked DD (Diamond Dog) in a little while, so on his recovery day he takes his puppers on a little trip to the Angola-Zaire border to kill some communists and annoy his platonic bestest friend, Kaz Miller. *WARNING* This video is cringey because I can’t act, but I like Metal Gear and saw a resurgence in Metal Gea...
Garfunkel Tong: The Patriotic Adventures of the Silver Shroud (Blind Playthrough Fallout 4 Epi.3)
Просмотров 639 месяцев назад
Join the heroic Silver Shroud on his epic journey to save the Minutemen and Garfunkel’s son, Shaun, in an E for Everyone video about blowing up vertibirds, finding baby nukes and very American sayings. *DISCLAIMER* This video is meant for audiences over the age of 13. If you are below this age and can read, I’ll tell the Silver Shroud that you killed Clint Eastwood. I own NOTHING in this video ...
The Shotgunner: A Non-Commentated Bf1 Story
Просмотров 12610 месяцев назад
Being a shotgunner is easy. As long as you're less than five feet away from your target. You should try it some time. This is a little back-up vid until I can finish Garfunkel Tong 2. I'll Try to get it done soon. Go watch these: Garfunkel Tong: Happy Man, Sad World ruclips.net/video/jpLSl2fP2zo/видео.html 100 Years Later... (S.R.I.P.) ruclips.net/video/pLVHLTyxhOM/видео.html Let Me Solo Him (N...
Garfunkel Tong: Happy Man, Sad World (Blind Playthrough Fallout 4 Epi.1)
Просмотров 18610 месяцев назад
Join Garfunkel Tong on his wonderful little adventure to rescue his son in a not-so-family-friendly video about nuclear wastelands, eating cat-sized cockroaches, and killing a lot of people. *DISCLAIMER* This video is meant for audiences over the age of 13. If you are below this age and can read, get off before you’re scarred by the ghouls. I own NOTHING in this video except my face (animated)....
100 Years Later... (S.R.I.P. Vladimir Lenin)
Просмотров 7611 месяцев назад
S.R.I.P. Means Still Resting in peace. May he never wake up. Also, this video is complete satire. Don't take seriously unless you are a true American/Capitalist/Conservative/Trump Supporter, I guess. Please like and subscribe. :)
Let's Get Enchantin' (Minecraft Hardcore Epi.8) (OLD VIDEO)
Просмотров 45Год назад
It has been a looooonnnnggg time since I posted, and to be honest I want to apologize. Anyways, I will be taking a break until July when I will make Skyrim videos. Please like and subscribe and I will see you soon. Music Credit: Serenity by Ilya Kuznetsov, Name by Walz, Cosy by Prigida, Dogsong by TobyFox, the Enchanted Forest by Giulio Fazio. #minecraft #survival #building #hardcoremode
Christmas Mountain (Minecraft Hardcore Epi.7) (OLD VIDEO)
Просмотров 102 года назад
Merry Christmas to all and to all please subscribe and like the video. This is the final video this year, but I am expecting to make a video in January. Thanks and see you next year. Previous Video: ruclips.net/video/bAt2dA5lnbY/видео.html Music Credit: Serenity by Ilya Kuznetsov, Happy Holiday Swing by Pecan Pie, Elves Workshop by Simon Folwar, Name by Walz. Downloaded on Uppbeat #building #mi...
The Better Barn (Minecraft Hardcore Epi.6) (OLD VIDEO)
Просмотров 142 года назад
The Better Barn (Minecraft Hardcore Epi.6) (OLD VIDEO)
The Enchanting House (Minecraft Hardcore Epi. 5) (OLD VIDEO)
Просмотров 432 года назад
The Enchanting House (Minecraft Hardcore Epi. 5) (OLD VIDEO)
A Fresh Restart (Minecraft Hardcore Epi. 4 ) (OLD VIDEO)
Просмотров 352 года назад
A Fresh Restart (Minecraft Hardcore Epi. 4 ) (OLD VIDEO)
The Barn (Minecraft Hardcore Epi. 3) (OLD VIDEO)
Просмотров 112 года назад
The Barn (Minecraft Hardcore Epi. 3) (OLD VIDEO)
I Play Multiversus for Views (OLD VIDEO)
Просмотров 182 года назад
I Play Multiversus for Views (OLD VIDEO)
House Building and Discussion (Minecraft Hardcore Ep. 2) (OLD VIDEO)
Просмотров 52 года назад
House Building and Discussion (Minecraft Hardcore Ep. 2) (OLD VIDEO)
The Journey Begins... (Minecraft Hardcore Ep. 1) (OLD VIDEO)
Просмотров 602 года назад
The Journey Begins... (Minecraft Hardcore Ep. 1) (OLD VIDEO)
Let Me Solo Him (NO HITS!!! Ghost of Tsushima)
Просмотров 482 года назад
Let Me Solo Him (NO HITS!!! Ghost of Tsushima)
Great Video 😊 Glad He joined the Brotherhood of Steel!! Wonder what that will bring for him .. Nice to end with the Christmas Spirit of giving 🎁🎄👏
I'm glad he finally got around to it! Not sure what he'll do now.
I absolutely love your videos
I love how people see one Minecraft live and a shitty trailer, and act like the movie isn't about to be another Jumanji. The movie is still gonna blow ass and these trailers and clips don't change shit
that’s your opinion, some people like it, just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean you have to make pure assumptions about the movie and practically insult the people who do like it lmao
@ my point is people act like one clip is a game changer and switch up even though every single claim they made in the beginning about the movie is still valid and still there, there is literally 0 things this changes and I don’t know why suddenly people act like this isn’t about to be another botched video game movie, unless I’m missing something unless somehow this changed everything. But the truth is it didn’t, it didn’t change shit the movie is the exact same as before and no new changes are going to get made they already said they wouldn’t. The real reason people act like it’s suddenly a different movie now and magically is going to be good is because they are Delusional And saying it’s my opinion literally changes nothing, everything everyone thinks is their opinion. So that’s a big old nothing burger take, no shit it’s my opinion but that doesn’t mean some opinions aren’t more logical then others
@ Your opinion holds no more weight than others opinions lol, don’t know where your getting the “more logical” from. This isn’t just one clip, this is a full trailer that gives more insight into the plot (and it shows that the whole “jumanji” thing you mention is only really a fraction of the plot). I think in general, fully judging a movie based off a teaser and trailer (which are only about 3 minutes long total) is a little of a bad thing to do. In the nicest way possible, this movie is already near completion, the cgi looks like it was months or years of work, I don’t think they’re gonna do a full revamp of the movie just because some people didn’t like it. Calling people delusional over personally liking where a movie is going is quite the.. rude thing to say, I would dial it back a tad bit if I were you. I kindly relayed to you that what you’re saying is entirely opinionated, because you were practically insulting the people who had separate opinions from yours. You even doubled down in this reply, calling them delusional. It’s really telling about your character.
@@yesyes7755 Straight facts. People think it's good now because people think it's good now because people think it's good now. It's that simple.
@@JustALittleGem so basically you think that the whole point of trailers are to not showcase why to watch the movie and great scenes from the movie to entice viewers, instead it’s there to just give a us you know a little hint about the movie. And saying that just because I’m shown something in the trailers it doesn’t have anything to do with movie or it’s quality is so intellectually dishonest, you are telling me that if you saw a trailer for a movie and the trailer showed just a absolute low quality piece of shit, that looks like it was made from a kindergarten class you wouldn’t say the movie was going to be ass? No one thinks that way or does that. you do not look at a piece of dog shit and call it gold. No one does that when you see a trailer, you can tell if the movie is or isn’t going to be lack luster so why are we lying this time The plot is a thing, jumanji had backstories too and mediocre character development, Big whoop it’s literally just going to be that but it’s Minecraft and with jack black as Steve. Funniest part is how you say a trailer doesn’t really tell us anything about the movie but you can apparently tell what my character is from 2 comments, how about we use common sense and Atleast make an effort to make our argument consistent And ofc I don’t know in the end how bad or good the movie will be because I haven’t seen it but I can say with high certainty this is looking to be a stinker
The movie will still be cringe and bad
There is a solid chance it'll be trash. I can guarantee it will be cringe. But I'll continue to hope it's good until I watch it and my judgement tells me otherwise.
@@AmericanXSamurai the film should be handed to a new director or even have a new art style this is just horrible
lol the first part
I'm not changing my mind, it still looks awful
The cow design just got revealed and it’s horrifying
I just saw it 💀
I change my mind this is better now
Great video and I recommended your channel to another subscriber
Glad You are honest about changing Your opinion. Anxious for the Spring 😃
Broooo I fell asleep and woke up to this, confused me like crazy. Thought i woke up in a different era
lol😂 thanks for the comment!
I like how even after all of what has happened Garfunkel still wants to throw a Halloween party. 🙂
I am not sure why but Codsworth reminded me of The Great Gazoo from the Flintstones 😂😂 Always flying around him.
Another Great Episode!!! Perfect timing on Halloween 🎃
Disclaimer: I am not a rant RUclipsr. I made this video because Minecraft is an important game to me and has been for most of my life. But in anycase, thank you so much for getting this video so many views. It really means a lot, especially since the channel's so small. Anyhow, have a great day!
Trailer so bad it got the 23 subscriber youtubers making videos 😭😭😭
get a job bruh
🤣🤣
This movie looks like a smosh sketch or the Star Wars prequels
I really don't understand why people hate the prequels that much, sure it ain't perfect. But it's way better then this you gotta admit
@@SeekerFN oh 100%, I was just preferring to the green screen, how both the prequels and this make heavy use of green screen
@@gilbert2472 ohhhhh, sorry.
@@SeekerFN Star wars in general is laughable. I am no star wars fan, but you will see me in comment sections arguing with fans and claiming that sequels are better than prequels, that Kylo Ren is better than Darth Vader and stuff like that (because I know star wars fans think otherwise) and I do that just because I get a good laugh seeing children try to argue back with no other points than "grow up" and such. Sorry, I had to.
At least everything except the humans look good. The world, animals. They all look the part. And before any of you say "but it needs to look like Minecraft". I dont think you understand just how Boring that would be. They NEED to stylize the graphics to look good. There's a reason why Minecraft youtubers flood their videos with commentary and effects.
I get that it needs to look uniquely styled, but if they wanted to do that why didn't they just make it animated? That part confuses me most of this whole situation.
CLASH OF CLANS PIGLINS HAHAHHA
imagine ranting over a kids movie
I know, like, how cringe do you gotta be to do that?
eeehhh... brothah eeeeuughhh
Thank you for informing.
This film has the potential to be a good comedy, the only serious problem is how cheaply the characters are pasted in there (and of course there is a threat of it being too politically correct). The mobs look good, many people don't like them but I think it would be hard to do them differently, actually if you look at them they don't look so tragic at all. Of course, like any film based on a game it won't be a masterpiece, but maybe there will be something to laugh at or at least something simple and enjoyable to watch.
I like this comment a lot. Thank you for posting it!
@@AmericanXSamurai haha you're welcome bro, nice video!
Yk that shorts youtuber who makes brainrot minecraft in rl shaders? 😭😭
The villager one 💀💀💀
jack blacks character is just going to be him going "YOU CAN CRAFT THAT?! NO WAY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!" and hes going to be too busy focusing on like eating or something to care about the piglins, then he ll get something taken by the piglins ( food or a build he made is griefed [ and he ll go OMG THEYRE GREIFING MY BASE!! ] ) or something and then go "serious mode" and serious music will play as a dramatic shot on his face plays as we watch him run into a group of piglins and come out with like his armour all broken on 1hp and he ll come back screaming
The fact that this is probably accurate
I love Jack Black
It would've been so much better if it was like the minecraft update trailers
I agree imagine all the Minecraft update videos recently and just hack them together maybe makes it have an overreaching story that gives reasons for the updates additions over the last 5 years
For anyone wondering, yes: I’m still going to go watch the movie, no matter if it kills me. Also, thank you for 130 views. This is fastest a video has ever blown up for me!
If a bad movie could kill me I would have died with the last Jedi I didn't but I'd rather have died than finish that movie
@@sky0kast0 That movie put me on life support man
this is what i waited so long for? gamers don't wanna see realistic grass
lol
it looks really bad
It really does 😔
Amazing job and feedback
Thanks for the comment!
Honestly the movie looks so bad. I love Jack Black but he shouldn’t have been Steve.
I know right? Thanks for the comment, btw.
Great video!! Thanks for the shout out 😊 I vote Your next video is BOS 💪
You're welcome!
Funny to think they might've eaten "American Food" because Jefferson eats straight up ribs while the other two get the usual😁🌭🍖🍗
sub#16 and like #7
Heck yeah😎
I’m really shocked at the quality of your content vs your subscriber count. Keep up the good work man, I’m glad to be your 14th sub
Thank you for the comment. It means a lot!
Very well Done!! Very informative!! I truly enjoyed it ! Thanks for making it You Proud American Samurai 😍
😁
I like Your History Videos ❤
Great video
Thanks for watching this story vid. I'm planning to develop a series of multiple different videos, so thanks again for being apart of that. If you have an recommendations, please reply to this comment.
Dude you didnt even walk the dog most of the video was you crawling around and running with DD.
oh well🤷♂ We'll just say he walked himself.
I was going to bed at 12:09 and saw this…
Honestly I could see a show reboot like this. Not only is the audience older and more interested in mature stuff, but the protagonist being old also makes sense if they decided to get the original actor. Him being fat and bald goes too for extra spicing on the reboot. 🕵🏼♂️
Also, I will apologize for the poor audio of the music. I'd got a little too concerned that you, my audience and fellow patriots, would not be able to hear my voice. The next videos will have better volume settings for all music.