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Haha you need motivation

You know what else is hard? Metal. You thought I was going to say deez nuts, didn’t you?

Something about being born in the darkness, not seeing the light until adulthood, light brite.

Gulpin deez nuts.

He's your brother

I hope I'm not repeating information you already know, but all types are super effective against Baby types.

This is a message from the SCP Foundation: Your save file was purged due to it containing a dangerous Cognitohazard capable of brainwashing those affected into believing that they were catching a shiny Pokémon when they clearly are not, or making terrible deez nuts jokes. A Mobile Task Force is en route to tie up loose ends. Do not resist. Or do. We could always use more cannon fodder.

All this time, and you’re still referencing Resident Evil 1 in your titles.

I can’t believe that Matthew is complaining about Ada and Leon checking the ammo in their weapons as they pull them out.

Petition for Duskull to become the series’ mascot. 1 like = 1 support

Why haven’t we done Cursed Halo 3 yet? Why?!

Suffering is almost over. Remember, *Shoot the Works,* not yourself. Did you see what I did there? I insulted this game and referenced one of its songs with on sentence. Are you proud?

Immortal temptation, Takes over my mind, Condemned, Falling weak on my knees, Summon the strength, Of mayhem, I am the storm that is approaching, Provoking black clouds in isolation, I am reclaimer of my name, Born in flames, I have been blessed, *My family crest is a demon of death!* Forsakened, I am awakened, A phoenix’s ash in dark divine, Descending misery, Destiny chasing time, Inherit the nightmare, Surrounded by fate, Can’t run away, Keep walking the line, Between the light, Led astray, Through vacant halls I won’t surrender, The truth revealed in eyes of ember, We fight through fire and ice forever, Two souls once lost, And now they remember, I am the storm that is approaching, Provoking black clouds in isolation, I am reclaimer of my name, Born in flames, I have been blessed, *My family crest is a demon of death!* Forsakened, I am awakened, A phoenix’s ash in dark divine, Descending misery, Destiny chasing time, Disappear into the night, Lost shadows left behind, Obsession’s pulling me, *Fading, I’ve come to take what’s mine!*

When you go out with a Karen.

I can already tell, this is gonna be one hell of a party!

I love how we never died by the timer. We only died from timer related foolishness.

“This time, it has to be different.” -Leon Kennedy, 2023

As if this game couldn’t get any worse. 😡

The darkness of night falls around my soul, And the Hunter within loses control, Gotta let it out - gotta let it out, Gotta let it out - gotta let it out, The demon inside has a hold of me, Clenching its power, Trying to break free, Gotta let it out - gotta let it out, Gotta let it out - gotta let it out, Move fast, baby, don’t be slow, Step aside, reload, time to go, I can’t seem to control, All this rage that’s inside me, Pullin’ shots, aimin’ dots, yeah, I don’t miss, Branded by fire, born in the abyss, Red hot temper, I just can’t resist, All this vengeance inside me, All these thoughts runnin’ through my head, Arm on fire, vein burning red, Frustration, Is getting bigger, Bang, bang, bang - *Pull My Devil Trigger!*

I’m proud to say that this is the peak of my acting career.

So, rabbits are one of the world’s many apex predators, expanding their numbers at a rate previously unheard of, and- Wait, who the fuck is Barry?

49:57 Matthew: “Dante doesn’t whine. He says nothing. Be like Dante.” Me: *stops speaking for five whole minutes*

I’m watching DMC2. Help.

Seriously, who the fuck is Barry? And why is he dead?

Why is the Mission 22 boss fight so soul crushing? Does Capcom enjoy people’s suffering?

Steal a soul for a second chance, But you will never become a man, My chosen torture makes me stronger, In a life that craves the hunger, A freedom and a quest for life, Until the end of judgment night, Bless me with your gift of light, Righteous cause, on Judgement Night, Feel the sorrow the light has swallowed, Feel the freedom like no tomorrow, Stepping forth, a cure for a soul’s demise, Reap the tears of the victim’s cries, Yearning more to hear the suffer(of a), Of a demon as I put it under, Killed before a time to kill them all, Passed down the righteous law, Serve a justice that dwells in me, Lifeless corpse as far as the ye can see! The eye can see! The eye can see! The eye can see, The eye can see! The eye can see,

The many minutes spent platforming are minutes of your life that you will never get back.

As I stare into the eyes, Of the coming, Apocalypse, I see them, Reaching for *my soul,* I cannot erupt, I must control, I cannot erupt, I must explode! Funny how the mind tries to sink me deeper, As the evil tries to turn me around, I will not falter, Shout at the devil, As I bury them six feet underground, The hours trapped in window panes, As futile eyes peer deep, The hurt nests right in; Haunting thoughts of this crumbling world… You cannot kill me! I am omega! You cannot kill me! I am *Subhuman!* You cannot kill me(I cannot erupt)! I am omega(I must control)! You cannot kill me(I cannot erupt)! I must explode!

Nero is a pure boi.

Nero is an animal feeder now????

Dante really has bad luck.

This video is kind of frustrating after I found out that the chess pieces are weak to blunt weapons.

Savior, bloodstain, hellfire, shadow, Heaven on a landslide, Savior, bloodstain, hellfire, shadow, Heaven on a landslide, If you have to ask, It’s too late, Somewhere in between, Your character grace, An eye on fantasy, Touching nails, Sparks fly, Off of me and onto you, Brothers in the dark, Fight for your life! Devils in the dark, Fight for your life! Fight for your life! Fight for your life! Savior, bloodstain, hellfire, shadow, Heaven on a landslide, Savior, bloodstain, hellfire, shadow, Heaven on a landslide!

Griffon has been a good servant to Mundus, but there’s no KFC in Hell.

Nelo Angelo feels rather familiar… Hmmmmmm…

The best part of Devil May Cry. Royal Guard Spam.

The title is funny because of Geryon and the length of the video.

Jackpot.

For the record: Mission 10 starts at 28:00.

You do not recognize the bodies in the thumbnail.

I hear the Renaissance sucks this time of year. It’s too warm for chainmail and basically anything but a sleeveless jacket and a corset.

You know what they say: Nerd’s the word.

Foolishness, Matthew, foolishness. Cooperation controls *everything.*

I’m not sad, these are totally tears of joy that you have two dogs now. 😭

Oh, boo hoo, Vergil isn’t spelled right! 😭

Boy, do I love it here on Hammer Isle.

This game's music is absolutely amazing.

Boy, do I love consequences.

How could our brothers do this to us?! 😡

Nevan > Echidna Nevan Devil Arm < Gilgamesh Devil Arm