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The Legend of Mayor Marquis Warren's Big Black Johnson!

I could imagine them tell him to call it anything but a dick, cock, or penis. 😂😂😂

How does the cruelty of this scene still make you laugh?

We starting to get old chat?

4:57 That's face🤣💀

Sucking on hard hott black meat to stay warm cold blooded

*SUCKED!*

Made him give that hate fellate.

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I'm not even gay, but THAT'S what I call retribution! I know a lot of women that deserve something like this!

Free fukin pizza 🍕 it just showed up at my door!

This is actaully really good. I could imagine someone in his position saying those things just like that. He got tricked and he's angry. Very convincing in my opinion.

If this movie taught us anything. It's if 2 random hot chicks show up at your house DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!!!!

This scene was so stupid and unnecessary

Underappreciated movie that with the passing of the years aged well and now has a cult!

The editing makes this funny but the actual speech is haunting.

This entire movie felt like it was written and directed by Tommy Wiseau.

I’ll start to see pictures when I go to sleep lol

That is why Keanu should stick with action genre instead of drama or comedy

I was looking for this for years

2024

Happy Bday Blaine 🎉😂❤💋

Samuel is an asshole. I always give my lady a blanket after getting my dick sucked.

The way this fool says “sucked” 😂😂 no diddy 😂😂

Not a Keanu fan, but that free pizza line was really nice.

Everyone here is citing the wrong "George Christy". It's George Christie, the previous leader of the H. Angels Motorcycle Club in LA. During the time the movie was filmed, he was the current leader. Hence why it's funny he wanted the part, to scratch out the detective name... get it? He also never got his hands dirty, causing the DA and local PD to fail so many times trying to catch him. Once they started using wires, he started only writing on white boards and passing notes during meetings.

No kneepads, ditty. I'm a star! Lol..❤

💓💓been looking for a min for this song !!

academy award

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2:42

I don't know why black people call three inches big

Should never be aloud to work in anymore movies.😂

This is from john wick 4

He went to a nic cage acting class

Those girls look like they're going to laugh

He should get an award for best comedy actor

If I was an aspiring actor, this would be the monologue I do at auditions

Amazing voice acting, can't wait to hear Keanu saying his lines as Shadow the Hedgehog

OOF OWIE OWWWW MY EAAARS

I think He's back

Rumor has it when they found Chester his mouth was gaped open with a huge load frozen in his mouth and down his throat

I picture him telling Joe this about Hunters little spoiled bitch ass.

This is his worst movie.

Huh hate how they say lets get caught in the moment then its all onu for that one who dose you dirty an they still around like nothing happend in the first place its okay I HONESTLY DIDNT NEED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE BYE

Hell at least he got laid I'd be happy with this situation.... don't threaten me with a good time....😂😹🤭💋

When this movie first started , i was like why cant 2 girls show up at my door like this and by the end of the movie i was like im glad these girls didnt show up at my door. Lmaoo Dude i watched this last night and i laughed so fn hard at this scene my stomach was hurting.

Oh dear..um

☁️💙💕wass good wiz

Personally, I think Keanu is a good actor but my god this dialogue is NOT helping is reputation of being a bad actor