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KoJack
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Добавлен 17 июн 2017
The land of awkward gameplay and smarmy commentary, punctuated with small traces of genuine humour and/or skill. Sound like your kinda shindig? Then come on down!
Old account: ruclips.net/channel/UC4YmmysTwWnnFfDs_IZMCRA
Old account: ruclips.net/channel/UC4YmmysTwWnnFfDs_IZMCRA
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 17: The Truth Hurts
Literally! Especially if your former mentor/current antagonist releases a reset button into the internet about 5 feet from you. :V
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DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V
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DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V
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KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 18: Seasonal Trot
Просмотров 122 часа назад
Caution; your beard may grow ever longer. If you have one. :V Also yeah, I know I said Lord of the Rings in the video, but the Misty Mountains were also featured in The Hobbit, so using Thorin as a reference is fair game. :P DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Shiki owned by Honey Parade Games/Marvelous Inc. Thorin Oakenshield owned by The Tolkien Esta...
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 16: Touch Some Grass
Просмотров 274 часа назад
And avoid magnets. Seriously, how do they work? DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Cervantes de Leon owned by Namco and Project Soul. Insane Clown Posse are... well, themselves. No need to introduce them. :P
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 17: Galactically Stupid Box Hunt
Просмотров 247 часов назад
At least it's easier than shoving a watermelon up your backside. While playing the clarinet, even. Gotta fuse the jokes in the video somehow. :V But yeah, the box hunt was pretty productive. Although some of them got pretty mean. :P DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Kosuzu owned by Honey Parade Games/Marvelous Inc. Mario drawing presumably by Timotei...
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 15: Who You Gonna Call? Not Piros
Просмотров 129 часов назад
Also was kinda funky to see Kaotin again. Though, like some players in The World, their player is opposite the gender of the character they're playing as. Which is somewhat interesting. Although not as interesting as what's coming up. Stay tuned! DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 16: Let's Slide Until Our Hearts Stop!
Просмотров 6112 часов назад
And drink coffee. Tons and tons of coffee. Stock up on it - you never know how expensive it'll get! Oh, and I completed Wet-Dry City. And got some boxes. Sweet. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Fubuki chibi from Marvelous Inc./Honey Parade Games Space Ghost owned by... uhhh... Adult Swim? George Lowe? One of them I guess. Thanks to @BroDute and @agl...
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 14: 404 Aina Not Found
Просмотров 614 часов назад
The requested Aina could not be found. Please contact your system administrator (Yata). DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 15: Cleanup In Aisles 10 And 11
Просмотров 5416 часов назад
Yeah, so you thought it would be .hack//G.U. today, but nope. Due to Windows Update being a massive pain, among other issues, I wasn't able to level grind in the game for the next objective, so instead, you get this. Problem? Only if you think so. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Ginrei chibi from Honey Parade Games/Marvelous Inc. Chill Bully render...
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 14: The Unimpwessive... Uh... Pwumbingman
Просмотров 3419 часов назад
My bad, by the way. It was the actual HSR creators who had Homestar in the Pope outfit. I blame RUclips. If nothing else, blame them. Just because. :V Also hey, a video that didn't have me quite as exasperated as usual! :V Good beginning to Snowman's Island. :P Although YT's copyright system is still balls. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Misato ch...
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 13: Neuro-diverging Paths
Просмотров 721 час назад
An animated announcer, a former Sage Palace Emperor, a split self, and an autistic administrator. We're running the gauntlet of personalities today, aren't we? Also I too used to be an autistic administrator, but shush. :P DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 13: Painting the Tedium
Просмотров 76День назад
UM, GUYS, YOU REMEMBER WARIO LAND 3? INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE. Let's just focus on that and not the mind-numbingness of me failing to notice things in Course 9. :V DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Kaede model from Senran Kagura New Wave. Everything is owned by Nintendo. Thanks to @BroDute and @aglab237 for this awesome romhack!
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 12: Sakaki Is... !!! (Dead Meat)
Просмотров 7День назад
Hurray, the tournament is over, and we can finally move on with the rest of the game! :V Took long enough. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 12: Stand Small On The Four Pillars
Просмотров 214День назад
I'm sorry, Coach-O, I let you down. (and probably BroDute too) Yeah, if anyone knows how to drop the red boxes in front of the pit I saw, let me know. x_x DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Eyerok model extracted by dedoge23. Paper Mario image property of Nintendo. Kochō image property of Marvelous Inc. and Honey Parade Games. Kochō chibi in video dra...
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 11: Kicking Into High Gear... I Wish
Просмотров 6День назад
Nope, we're still in the tournament. I swear, we'll escape at some point. :V DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 11: Grab The Bully By The Horns
Просмотров 3414 дней назад
Instructions unclear - fell in lava dozens of times. Yeah, all this time clamouring over when I'd get to this level, and it irritated the heck out of me. Although, once again, it's more due to my own incompetence rather than the level itself, which I really liked. I just suck at navigating. :V DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. If I had a sense of humour, it would be on loan. :V Tsubame chibi by Crimso...
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 10: To The "Dirty, Cheating Unit 2 Leader"
Просмотров 314 дней назад
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 10: To The "Dirty, Cheating Unit 2 Leader"
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 10: Vanishing Before My Very Eyes!
Просмотров 4414 дней назад
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 10: Vanishing Before My Very Eyes!
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 9: The One You Love To Hate
Просмотров 1514 дней назад
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 9: The One You Love To Hate
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 9: Cappin' Crunch
Просмотров 8114 дней назад
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 9: Cappin' Crunch
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 8: PK My Life Into Pizzazz
Просмотров 1414 дней назад
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 8: PK My Life Into Pizzazz
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 8: A-MAZE-ing Emergency LP Recovery
Просмотров 7414 дней назад
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 8: A-MAZE-ing Emergency LP Recovery
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 7: There's A Face On My Tongue! Get It Off!
Просмотров 1821 день назад
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 7: There's A Face On My Tongue! Get It Off!
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 7: Technical Difficulties in the Dark World
Просмотров 13921 день назад
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 7: Technical Difficulties in the Dark World
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 6: Independence Day
Просмотров 721 день назад
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 6: Independence Day
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 6: Mansion Boogie
Просмотров 9521 день назад
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 6: Mansion Boogie
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 5: K-Kono Powa... !!
Просмотров 2021 день назад
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 5: K-Kono Powa... !!
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 5: You Sly-de Dog You
Просмотров 4628 дней назад
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 5: You Sly-de Dog You
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 4: Don't Feed The Trolls
Просмотров 2328 дней назад
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 4: Don't Feed The Trolls
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 4: Time To Get Jolly On Your Naughty A**
Просмотров 4528 дней назад
KoJack plays Super Mario 64 Decades Later - Part 4: Time To Get Jolly On Your Naughty A
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 3: Don't Clown Around With The Hound
Просмотров 12Месяц назад
KoJack plays .hack//G.U. (LR) Vol. 3 Redemption - Part 3: Don't Clown Around With The Hound
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Backwards jumping up an ice tunnel. Just like they drew it up. :P
@@Meta_Dedede Those crazy SM64 romhackers and their secret coin antics, oh my :P
it's kinda weird to use mushroom mountain for a seasonal level but I dig it.
@@RampagingFlippy030 at least it was interesting to see the changes in the level implemented by going in and out of the pipe(s).
Random invisible wall in the slide gap is diabolical. :P
@@Meta_Dedede Lava to the rescue! :P
Gob gob gob
oh those gobblins
Howdy
hi
Very nice chief.
danke komrad
Could that warp pad star have been any more convoluted? :P
I mean, it’s definitely original. :P
Afternoon anon
@@HacksignKT hullo hullo
Surprise Chuckya on the roof is the most expected troll ever. :P
@@Meta_Dedede I knew you’d love that one. :P Hey BroDute, you have another fan over here!! ;P
Hey! A level that wasn’t a colossal pain!
@@Meta_Dedede Well, the rest of Snowman’s Island isn’t looking appetizing. ;P
howdy
ydwoh
Yikes
Sums up the video, yes.
Dire Dire Docks turned into “But wait, there’s more!” the level.
Must be that darned Ludwig von Koopa!
Good day
good afternoon
howdy
@@HacksignKT hiya
Well I couldn’t see a solution, but I’m expecting it to be annoyingly obvious. :P
@@Meta_Dedede Don’t worry, I’m expecting the same. :P
Howdy man.
@@HacksignKT ay whaddup
Getting clowned by the big bully XD
Living up to their names. :P
Was not expecting a door puzzle star at the end there.
@@Meta_Dedede It had a neat twist though, but the ledge wasn’t too hard to find. :P
Yo
oY
I didn’t notice it before, but it’s cool to have the cap timers visible.
@@Meta_Dedede yeah, that’s helpful in tricky situations
Good evening
@@HacksignKT hey hey hey
w-why is the wing cap theme the lazy town cake song???
*_bruh_*
Afternoon
hiya there
Howdy Anon
@@HacksignKT greetings
Hahaha love the troll Chuckya in the star box XD
@@Meta_Dedede Eh, he just wanted to say hi, not really a big deal. :V
the Tsu-bam
She’s just making sure no more errors pop up!
Dark Wiggler is less threatening than epic lag. :P
@@Meta_Dedede And the lag is partially my fault. :P
This is probably the best designed course so far
@@Meta_Dedede I really do appreciate the support its expansion without compromising what makes Big Boo’s Haunt… well, a Haunt :V
Losing the baby penguin in the broken bridge XD
@@Meta_Dedede aaaaaargh xD
wb
@@HacksignKT ty
oh nice a level based on the save mario level from 64 DS :)
Oh wow, that actually flew completely over my head lol.
evening
@@HacksignKT halloa
Anytime I see Gaspard I just want to feed him to my dog.
@@Xaffire The only time he really annoyed me wasn’t even his fault. People were spamming memes of him on the main Discord server and it got exhausting after a while. xP
oh they used the refridgerator refridgerator freezeator theme
it’s gettin cold in here
Afternoon
@@HacksignKT good day
Hitting the shell box and getting knocked off the edge is top tier! XD
Slapstick is the apex of comedy tbh :V
ayyyy LAMO
Ho Ho Hold yer horses
howdy
ydwoh
That’s where the door was hiding????
@@Meta_Dedede Yyyyyyep. I guess I was just supposed to randomly drop down there at one point and be like “Oh, what’s this now?” Though to be fair it is pretty noticeable if you actually STOP and look around properly. Which apparently I’m unable to do. :V
A lava cave in the first course? That escalated quickly.
@@Meta_Dedede And amps! Blessed be.
I’d say 6 minutes in is early to apologize. I’m sure the hack will justify mean words eventually. :P
@@Meta_Dedede Give it a bit more time. :P
Morning Anon
hello hello
yo
@@HacksignKT oy
howdy all
@@HacksignKT hiya
I have been mentioned and thus I appear, with totally not stolen cakes.
If you stole 40 of them, that's as many as four tens.
@@kojackhorsemann oh heavens no, that's terrible. I only took 27
Perhaps one day I too can be hip with the cool...
@@Mitsukara I’m hip! *slams face into bowl of cereal*
the man has returned(not that he left, we talk all the time, but hush)
straight outta new eridu