Видео

“¡Loco Mujer! ¿Porque no ??? cómo una pistola?” Translation: Crazy lady why don’t you just kill me with a gun

“Bar Mai Tai Ima suck it through the snorkel” 💀

It’s eyeballs it’s bloodshot eyeballs it’s a monke wearing glasses

This would be more hilarious if we could see the video that goes along with these!

Not that the opportunity would ever happen to me i'd probably faint

Let's go on a date... "A date is an experience that you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone."

He is so funny I'm crying I have ADHD too it's hard effort sometimes

He is so funny I'm crying

I doubt Larry the Cable Guy would have gotten the "i know who you are but why are you here" look in a walmart

Love bill wish he didn't retire. Want to see him in tucson

Absolutely hilarious 😂

I laughed so hard I tinkled...lol

"I better not see this on RUclips!" who wants to tell him 😂

Don’t like still videos

Had to listen 3 times clearly: I'm not sleeping with the Security Guard, but I gotta climb in Bed with This Bag of Nuts, the first two times was LMAO!

loved that line: That's not a Bicycle Rembrandt, Well it's not a monkey wearing Glasses, Helen Keller!! 2:28!

Go out with young girls, 3:28 Bill was wrong, up to 40 You can (not 50) I can relate being almost 40 and Single. Next girlfriend for me is likely a single Mom age 30-39.

Seen this on Apple TV it’s hilarious

Where are we walking to, your execution? Let's GO!!! Survivor Man's on!!!

That would have been the end. I'd be catching the very next plane home, getting a lawyer and filing for divorce. Making me do something I don't want to go really gets my goat. FUCK HER ASS!

He mispronounced Muskogee Oklahoma 🤣

Great

NON-Video video . . . SUCKS. Thumbs DOWN

About to go through this for the fourth time. I'm not looking forward to it.

Yeah packed is suitcase and packed is ass😂😂😂😂😂

Sounds like Obama

The pictionary bit almost killed me. I live in Beijing, and there's a chain of eyeglass shops here called "Hellen Keller".

0:21 Bill's Wife: "You're 50 years old now and you need your procedure." Guys in audience: "oh no!"

He does clean humor so well love bill engvall my mom saw him in concert and she said she laughed so hard she almost peed her pants

All I can say is, He has had it done. I know full well what he means!!! LOL

I love his fart jokes I know people but it means your comfortable that’s important to me. I’ve met people so uptight they didn’t know they had a hole back there

SEE I WOULD'VE FLIPPED OUT IN THE LINE GOING THERE...LIL SOFTLY SMILEZ ALWAYS HECK YEP!!!

NOPE I'M NOT A GAME 😝 NIGHT PEOPLE BUT I CAN SEE IT!!

He is priceless! I just have to remember not to watch/listen to him in the middle of the night!!! I laughed so hard at the part about his zip-line ride. LOL 😆 🤣 😂

Without missing a beat, I would have told the cashier, "Nope, I'm Jeff Foxworthy".

God, this is nostalgia for me

Bill has got to be one of the best storytellers ever....and he's funny !! 😂

I absolutely think Mr.Engvall is what is known as "Mr. Good time funny"

🥀🙃This is hysterical after all that sounds like my deceased Husban because he'd ask me crazy off the wall questions like that🙃✌

🙃Hilarious this Man kills me lmbo dayamm he's good🙃✌

🙃This is so funny it's priceless🥀✌

🙃He keeps me coming back for more🙃

🙃Hilarious Man he kills me🙃

🙃He's so funny lmbo I love him🙃

🙃Hilarious Man he kills me lmbo🙃

I love him but I’d rather see him performing-that’s part of his humor-rather than a fixed screen

best joke ever was the owl one

😎🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I love this man.

Marriage is the only 'war' where you are able to sleep with the enemy.