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Hi please show Gentoo Linux! You need show how cool the init messages are. Hi please show 386BSD and BSD/386, Very Important

THERE IS NO SUCH THING CALL WINDOW 8 WE ARE ON VISTA NOW!!!!!!!!! **abrupt excessive drooling**

That reminds me of an incident in 1999 I was ordered to lay in a dry bathtub for 40 minutes because a bunch of slobs walked into the house to smoke cigarettes and watch football. I stole four entire corners of a Jet's Pizza and one of the guests bruised my front left leg

Not really, but maybe soon??

nah it's iMovie HD, way better than that broken micro$oft video editor

@@Basilisk3_ ah yes, pure goodness

You use wine to do that but yes you can Nathan Lineback did it not me thougj

no it's SUSE Linux

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually," he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+Linux." I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

@@sashakoshka The Subarctic Ice Lizard is said to be a descendant of the Komodo Dragon coming from 200,000 years into the future. It is said that this species traveled to its prehistoric past, the present, to save their ancestors from an imminent extinction which was creating a paradox destabilizing their own existence. When they got there, it turned out they had been scammed into entering the dystopian era of 2007, when the war which the thunder pterodactyls claimed was between humans and monitor lizards was actually silly billys who were arguing about PlayStation 3 vs. Xbox 360. The lizards were still unaware of the true value of the war, and with none of their own ancestors to be seen where they landed, they scrambled to pick the side of the Crazy Frog Family System, because it was the closest thing to themselves they could reasonably think of. The problem was, it was not a real console, it was a Photoshop joke shared on Newgrounds. When the realization of this sank in, at first, the lizards were furious. They fumed and hissed at every Halo 2 and Call of Duty 3 lobby to rightfully intimidate all who have deceived them. They were met with evil responses such as "shut up noob" and "dude, turn off your fucking cheeto breath". However, because lizards are smarter than humans, they figured out a way to get the mental stimulation of saving their ancestors. They tasked their most talented reverse engineer, Akronia, with dissecting the packets sent in and out from Xbox Live and PlayStation Online. Soon, the two networks were converged, and suddenly, the players from opposing consoles were matched together. The shattering of the barrier led the people to realize they were deceived by the evil entity Master Chief from Gears of War. There are no consoles, there is only gaming. And so, the show was over. The vocal chords of subarctic ice lizards do not form until they are at least 16 years old. They also have detachable wings. Some pairs of wings have gone missing. Please donate to the Lost Wing Foundation to help subarctic ice lizards find their wings. If wings are attached to a subarctic ice lizard that's not their own, they die. Immediately. They explode. A subarctic ice lizard can grow to over 15 feet in length, but many choose to not grow longer than 6 to 8 feet to conveniently fit in with existing building codes. DISCLAIMER: this is sourced from an expanded universe book and may not accurately reflect current events of this year

@@Basilisk3_ that will show them

Me too, i don't know how 😅

ew windows user running linux in a vm 🤮

@@dumbfloppa that's not very nice

@@dumbfloppa based af

@@dumbfloppa Assuming I bet?

@@dumbfloppa replying to this on bare metal laptop tumbleweed install, checkmate. password is still balls

trinity de:

​@@neonvortexI tried it with Q4OS but the font and resolution was completely broken, although I didn't install it and only tried the Live environment.

lmao I've heard of those. did they get a picture of you gazing into another dimension? XD the mall my parents used to take me to is closing in a week :(

I don't even know who you are

@@Basilisk3_ Exactly. I am sorry, I am just a stranger on the net and I don't like my comment from last night. Thank you for uploading :)

no!! cheese balls are 100% real!!