The Gourd King
The Gourd King
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HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE... POORLY EXPLAINED
A ballad of wizard sticks and sorcerer's stones...
#harrypotter #jkrowling #jk #voldemort #dumbledore #hermionegranger #ronweasley #severussnape #wizardingworld #witch #wizard #fantasy #comedy #movie #film #review #satire #funny #laughs #jokes #humor
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IN A VIOLENT NATURE... POORLY EXPLAINED
Просмотров 761Месяц назад
Johnny went on a violent nature walk... AND THIS HAPPENED. #movies #film #review #comedy #satire #laughs #humor #inaviolentnature #movie #films #halloween #scary Check out my other channels where I game and meme: Gourdish Memes: www.youtube.com/@UCkngm0VB7KFXMcyqMKC_Adg Gaming w/ Gourd: www.youtube.com/@UCZ5BD2k9BBBOdwctL5TX4cQ Also, catch me at 9PM EST every Monday on MMM where myself and an a...
RINGS OF POWER EP. 2 - IT'S RIDICULOUS
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RINGS OF POWER EP. 2 - IT'S RIDICULOUS
DISNEY'S PERIOD PIECE FAILS
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DISNEY'S PERIOD PIECE FAILS
Ghostbusters 2016 - A Horror of Horrors
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Ghostbusters 2016 - A Horror of Horrors
RINGS OF POWER EP. 1 - WORSE THAN I IMAGINED
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RINGS OF POWER EP. 1 - WORSE THAN I IMAGINED
V for Vendetta: A Prominent, Profound, and Prophetic Film. (Take One)
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V for Vendetta: A Prominent, Profound, and Prophetic Film. (Take One)
Peter Pan & Wendy Is an Abomination
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Peter Pan & Wendy Is an Abomination
The Mary Sue-icide Squad
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The Mary Sue-icide Squad
The Other Guys Was Almost a Comedy Classic (Take One)
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The Other Guys Was Almost a Comedy Classic (Take One)
Con Air: Amusingly Asinine
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Con Air: Amusingly Asinine
The Banshees of Inisherin & Why We Need More Like It (Take One)
Просмотров 502Год назад
The Banshees of Inisherin & Why We Need More Like It (Take One)
See It 2wice Ep 6: The Green Knight
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See It 2wice Ep 6: The Green Knight
Avatar: The Way of Water is About as Good (or Bad) as the First (Take One)
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Avatar: The Way of Water is About as Good (or Bad) as the First (Take One)
See It 2wice Ep 5: Home Alone 2
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See It 2wice Ep 5: Home Alone 2
Jennifer Lawrence: First Female
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Jennifer Lawrence: First Female
See It 2wice Ep 4: Home Alone
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See It 2wice Ep 4: Home Alone
See It 2wice Ep 3: Ranking the Harry Potter Films
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See It 2wice Ep 3: Ranking the Harry Potter Films
Tom Brady Reviews the Best Scene of 2022
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Tom Brady Reviews the Best Scene of 2022
See It 2wice Ep 2: Avatar
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See It 2wice Ep 2: Avatar
See It 2wice Ep. 1: The Fugitive
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See It 2wice Ep. 1: The Fugitive

Комментарии

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 День назад

    honestly this didn't even anger me. What angered me was when I got a sequel some years ago to Jumanji and I expected a DARK, GRITTY, HORRIFYING jungle and maybe some inventive VanPelt backstory....and I got ABSOLUTE TRASH. I checked out of the marvels just before Endgame. "stones' that made the 'universe' and Starlord's 'dad' original story just had me cringing hardcore. Also for me.....Blade is only Wesley XD Sorry man. It's kinda like casting Riddick anyone but Vin Diesel XD

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 День назад

    "Naturally he's a teacher" WHEEEEEEEEZE also Gringott's is just another name for Blackrock is my joke XD

  • @StephenRansom47
    @StephenRansom47 3 дня назад

    🙇🏼 Well Done, Sir … Always a pleasure to see a wordsmith join the ranks. Well paced and dryer than that Green Party meeting last night 💨 😶‍🌫️

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 3 дня назад

      @@StephenRansom47 Slytherins throw parties? Neat.

  • @CannoliSasquatch
    @CannoliSasquatch 3 дня назад

    Owl delivery. I'm for it.

  • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
    @thechuckjosechannel.2702 3 дня назад

    Youre a Wizard Harry!

  • @mickieg1994
    @mickieg1994 3 дня назад

    Never occurred to me that harry was a trust fund baby before, plus the fact that his best friend is too poor to afford schoolbooks but harry never once offered any financial help They honestly make it look like he could bank roll hogwarts and not even feel it in that one scene Money man potter

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 3 дня назад

      @@mickieg1994 Harry and his Potter Gold

  • @Melvin-Deeply
    @Melvin-Deeply 3 дня назад

    This is my comment. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 🪖

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 3 дня назад

      Full Metal Comments are the best comments.

    • @booshmcfadden7638
      @booshmcfadden7638 3 дня назад

      @@Melvin-Deeply What is that? WHAT THE **** IS THAT!?

  • @booshmcfadden7638
    @booshmcfadden7638 3 дня назад

    Those darn pointy hats...

  • @whitebear2
    @whitebear2 3 дня назад

    Catch these hands, Volde!

  • @F1rstWorldNomaD
    @F1rstWorldNomaD 4 дня назад

    How the hell does 38% make 2.4 out of 5 40% would literally be 2.0 out of 5

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 4 дня назад

      If we’re talking RT scores then the rating and percentages scores are separate. 38% would represent the ratio of people who like the show. The 2.4/5 is the average score of the users.

  • @F1rstWorldNomaD
    @F1rstWorldNomaD 4 дня назад

    Well... The Ents are literally living trees and they DO have the ability to unroot themselves and walk around. That said, she didnt say Ents, she said trees. I think your point still holds up even tho the phrasing could make it subject to dispute.

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 5 дней назад

    as a woman I absolutely HAAAAATE the movies nowadays. It does NOT represent or INCLUDE me <_< I can tell you that! also you are absolutely right. ROOM was one of the hardest but best films I have EVER seen. She really ruined herself for money and that's rough.

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 5 дней назад

    I've never even heard of this film.....I'm going to enjoy this XD Edit: THE MILF REFERENCE HAD ME ROLLING

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 5 дней назад

      It’s a novel concept but so disappointing in execution. Some of the most comically stupid characters I’ve ever seen.

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 5 дней назад

    my dude I'm 36.....it FEELS LIKE THAT.....but oh my word what they did to that poor man Jude Law (Hook); his acting isn't even bad! (which is surprising). The 'Peter' of this makes me GAG. The version in the book is downright dangerous (VERY much like a fae like the Puck!) and was portrayed EXCELLENTLY in the version with Jason Isaacs as Hook. This Peter's acting was SOOOOO BAD. They don't go into his real origins (you get the feeling that Pan, in the book is NOT a lost boy as far as I remember. He's basically a dark fae, absolutely dangerous and NO ONE'S friend. He enjoys the suffering of others....he's no hero).

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 5 дней назад

      @@janette2422 This film was appalling on so many levels.

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 5 дней назад

    that she spat in the face of Sigourney Weaver and the absolutely stunning Kate Beckinsale...COULD NOT BELIEVE. Not to mention Terminator as you very nicely pointed out.

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 5 дней назад

    can we also appreciate how John Hurt plays the Head himself and yet played such a different role in 1984?? I'll admit I was turned off from this since they were preaching Christianity as a barbarity; but as I'm older I see it as a false preaching (I'm actually a traditional Catholic who knows the history and Faith fairly well). With this place, there is no personal choice, there is no 'forgiveness' (MUCH Like today) which is the opposite of real Christianity where you make your own choices for evil or good of your own free will. While I don't agree with such lifestyles, I won't be stoning anyone since the New Law states now to have patience, and to pray for them. You don't have to accept someone's lifestyle, you simply have to accept that they are a human being. I really loved how this film shows that the oppression was done for a false sense of demand. Everything is *very* 1984-ish with its deep lack of free will; except it ends on a far, far more positive note which I actually critique'd it for in the beginning. At first, as with let's say, China, I didn't think the people who understand the concept of rising up; but in here, being older, I see that it was 'introduced'. The 'seed was planted', and they were given glimpses that this could be done via the bombing. So that makes it great storytelling rather than incorrect but hopeful storytelling. Fabulous. Also yes, Hugo Weaving's heavy stage-performance is only matched, I think, by Jose Ferrer in Cyrano De Bergerac. Both masterful!

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 5 дней назад

    The fact that he used a clip from The Storm of the Century...Colm Feore's expression in that clip is just perfection to set that mood XD Your timing is spectacular with the clips and I'm really enjoying how your language is clean and you aren't crass all the time either. I'm really enjoying this and look forward to your other vids!!!!

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 5 дней назад

      Aw, well thank you. And meeting a fellow Storm of the Century appreciator is always cool. And yeah, part of my schtick is to deliver my content without profanity.

    • @janette2422
      @janette2422 5 дней назад

      @@TheGourdKingas a Christian I very much appreciate, Sir. And your timing….sheer excellence.

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 6 дней назад

    *looks and sees Disparu and Knights Watch on your video* “we are gonna get along JUST fine -subs- THAT GREEN MILE REFERENCE WAS PRICELESS! Hats off to you!

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 6 дней назад

      @@janette2422 Much appreciated 😌

  • @Andulsi
    @Andulsi 8 дней назад

    It s so bad

  • @Andulsi
    @Andulsi 8 дней назад

    I hate that the hob..harfoots have the crappiest Irish accents ever. I am Irish by the way

  • @ag9953
    @ag9953 12 дней назад

    The interviewer just sitting there looking at her like "Bitch, please."

  • @kaz221
    @kaz221 20 дней назад

    4:54 a middle eastern wife doing adultery really ? , I'm from the middle east and that's not true there is not a single country in the middle east that has something like that the only ones who do that are ISIS and THERE ARE NOT MUSLIM , that was such a ignorant and misinformed thing to say

  • @gracelynroberts-cn2hu
    @gracelynroberts-cn2hu 28 дней назад

    I mean.... Peter was kind of always a little shit, especially in the book.

  • @thebeardybeerbroshow
    @thebeardybeerbroshow 29 дней назад

    Brilliant 😂 please watch my breakdown of mother android similar vibes

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 29 дней назад

      @@thebeardybeerbroshow I am there!

  • @gracelynroberts-cn2hu
    @gracelynroberts-cn2hu 29 дней назад

    I am still quite a new Tolkien fan, but over the past couple of years I've come to care for the world of Middle Earth and the characters quite a lot. Thank you for providing this series, because it means I can learn about the show without having to watch it or give money to Lord Bezos of the Golden Hoard.

  • @roleplayer5564
    @roleplayer5564 29 дней назад

    "One minute he's playing with a toy car and the next he's operating heavy machinery" I feel personally attacked here

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 29 дней назад

      @@roleplayer5564 😅 What are your thoughts on college aged Canadians?

    • @roleplayer5564
      @roleplayer5564 29 дней назад

      @@TheGourdKing I like the ones who do yoga in the woods

  • @MywholeLifeisALie
    @MywholeLifeisALie Месяц назад

    This is the channel i didnt know i wanted nor that i needed but glad now that i have it 😂

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing Месяц назад

      @@MywholeLifeisALie Much appreciated! More like this to come!

    • @MywholeLifeisALie
      @MywholeLifeisALie Месяц назад

      @@TheGourdKing awesome plz do! Way better than other recap channels I've seen that just spew out RT based opinions , keep up the good work 👍

  • @aukxma_editz
    @aukxma_editz Месяц назад

    Great video the treadmill got me 😂😂😂

  • @MurphysPhilosophy-hq9jh
    @MurphysPhilosophy-hq9jh Месяц назад

    Jokes were epic my man, keep it up.

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing Месяц назад

      @@MurphysPhilosophy-hq9jh Much appreciated.

  • @efcee_us4881
    @efcee_us4881 Месяц назад

    I honestly quite enjoyed this movie, and I thought the slow pace from Johnny’s perspective was pretty cool. I could see how some people wouldn’t like it though, I admit the characters were mainly pawns just to showcase some cool gore and the monologue from the random lady at the end was unnecessary. But… I thought the overall sound design / visual shots were awesome and that log splitting scene was one of the most intense theatre experiences for me. I appreciate the great humor as well

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing Месяц назад

      I'm glad you enjoyed the video even if we didn't share the same level of enjoyment of the movie. Thanks for watchin'!

  • @gracelynroberts-cn2hu
    @gracelynroberts-cn2hu Месяц назад

    You earned yourself a subscription entirely because of the excellently placed Monty Python reference.

  • @StephenRansom47
    @StephenRansom47 Месяц назад

    🥣 More, Please … Your comedic genius is as dry as my Popcorn, even though she hates it when I call her that. 🪵 Well, time to boil some bones … - PS: my gal wasn’t a lesbian after all, she didn’t stand nearly as long as Low Rent Sweeney. 🥂 🎃

  • @lilyroberts3
    @lilyroberts3 Месяц назад

    This movie was made this year??? Sheesh

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing Месяц назад

      @@lilyroberts3 And made poorly 😅

  • @CannoliSasquatch
    @CannoliSasquatch Месяц назад

    " I walk I kill I walk again "

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing Месяц назад

      @@CannoliSasquatch Fury Forest

  • @TheGourdKing
    @TheGourdKing Месяц назад

    The cursor at the top of the screen is my favorite character...

  • @VexElectronica
    @VexElectronica Месяц назад

    This movie helped me max out my FitBit

  • @fallous
    @fallous Месяц назад

    Worst of the Despicable Me franchise so far.

  • @Sammy3Peat
    @Sammy3Peat Месяц назад

    Excellent!

  • @michaelbjrklund9304
    @michaelbjrklund9304 Месяц назад

    Clue to Suaron was WAY too much on the nose!

  • @Lizard_of_Linux_Lane
    @Lizard_of_Linux_Lane Месяц назад

    I've watched this movie more times than I care to count.

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing Месяц назад

      Very enjoyable. It has some issues and some pretty big leaps in logic but it's still interesting as a story and thematically.

  • @mr.camacho2548
    @mr.camacho2548 Месяц назад

    To be fair... The recklessness is accurate of girl logic.

  • @SophieHatterLeFay
    @SophieHatterLeFay Месяц назад

    What i cant get over is that's elronds mother in law. Every time i see them interact i think "how much character development can she go through so she doesn't immediately stab elrond when he woos her daughter??? That's the most unbelievable part of this show, that galadriel has not killed elrond by the time of lotr"

  • @4killsfreddy148
    @4killsfreddy148 Месяц назад

    LMAO addams family. underrated

  • @SniffHeinkel
    @SniffHeinkel Месяц назад

    This "movie" was the cinematic equivalent of four women and one effeminate male climbing on top of someone's mint vintage automobile and pooing all over the hood, claiming that what they did improved the car, and then alleging that the owner is only angry because they're a sexist pig. Not to mention how the cast of the reboot appeared on Late Night to call us fans "misogynists" and "neckbeards," accusing us of being the ones who caused their film to fail, or how the head of Sony issued a public statement saying to the fans who were offended, "Fuck them." Or how they deliberately stoked the flames of fan outrage by adding scenes to the movie that were insulting to the fans or by downvoting positive comments posted to the movie's trailer on RUclips or even outright deleting some comments to give the impression that their movie received more hate than it actually did because, evidently, negative attention is preferable to being ignored.

  • @lizchesley6028
    @lizchesley6028 2 месяца назад

    Congratulation, Jennifer Lawrence, for being the first woman to formulate a sentence.

  • @MRLUTHOOOR
    @MRLUTHOOOR 2 месяца назад

    Is this a review? Or angst? I mean this movie totally blew, yes.