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HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE... POORLY EXPLAINED
A ballad of wizard sticks and sorcerer's stones...
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IN A VIOLENT NATURE... POORLY EXPLAINED
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Johnny went on a violent nature walk... AND THIS HAPPENED. #movies #film #review #comedy #satire #laughs #humor #inaviolentnature #movie #films #halloween #scary Check out my other channels where I game and meme: Gourdish Memes: www.youtube.com/@UCkngm0VB7KFXMcyqMKC_Adg Gaming w/ Gourd: www.youtube.com/@UCZ5BD2k9BBBOdwctL5TX4cQ Also, catch me at 9PM EST every Monday on MMM where myself and an a...
RINGS OF POWER EP. 2 - IT'S RIDICULOUS
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RINGS OF POWER EP. 2 - IT'S RIDICULOUS
Ghostbusters 2016 - A Horror of Horrors
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Ghostbusters 2016 - A Horror of Horrors
RINGS OF POWER EP. 1 - WORSE THAN I IMAGINED
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RINGS OF POWER EP. 1 - WORSE THAN I IMAGINED
V for Vendetta: A Prominent, Profound, and Prophetic Film. (Take One)
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V for Vendetta: A Prominent, Profound, and Prophetic Film. (Take One)
The Other Guys Was Almost a Comedy Classic (Take One)
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The Other Guys Was Almost a Comedy Classic (Take One)
The Banshees of Inisherin & Why We Need More Like It (Take One)
Просмотров 502Год назад
The Banshees of Inisherin & Why We Need More Like It (Take One)
Avatar: The Way of Water is About as Good (or Bad) as the First (Take One)
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Avatar: The Way of Water is About as Good (or Bad) as the First (Take One)
See It 2wice Ep 3: Ranking the Harry Potter Films
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See It 2wice Ep 3: Ranking the Harry Potter Films
Tom Brady Reviews the Best Scene of 2022
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Tom Brady Reviews the Best Scene of 2022
honestly this didn't even anger me. What angered me was when I got a sequel some years ago to Jumanji and I expected a DARK, GRITTY, HORRIFYING jungle and maybe some inventive VanPelt backstory....and I got ABSOLUTE TRASH. I checked out of the marvels just before Endgame. "stones' that made the 'universe' and Starlord's 'dad' original story just had me cringing hardcore. Also for me.....Blade is only Wesley XD Sorry man. It's kinda like casting Riddick anyone but Vin Diesel XD
"Naturally he's a teacher" WHEEEEEEEEZE also Gringott's is just another name for Blackrock is my joke XD
@@janette2422 😂
🙇🏼 Well Done, Sir … Always a pleasure to see a wordsmith join the ranks. Well paced and dryer than that Green Party meeting last night 💨 😶🌫️
@@StephenRansom47 Slytherins throw parties? Neat.
Owl delivery. I'm for it.
@@CannoliSasquatch It’d be a hoot.
@@TheGourdKing Says Whoooo
Youre a Wizard Harry!
@@thechuckjosechannel.2702 Imma wat?
@@TheGourdKing a wizard with a Wand that's magical.
Never occurred to me that harry was a trust fund baby before, plus the fact that his best friend is too poor to afford schoolbooks but harry never once offered any financial help They honestly make it look like he could bank roll hogwarts and not even feel it in that one scene Money man potter
@@mickieg1994 Harry and his Potter Gold
This is my comment. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 🪖
Full Metal Comments are the best comments.
@@Melvin-Deeply What is that? WHAT THE **** IS THAT!?
Those darn pointy hats...
It is as the Cause wanted.
Catch these hands, Volde!
Pocket pox!
@@whitebear2 Harry killed a guy...
How the hell does 38% make 2.4 out of 5 40% would literally be 2.0 out of 5
If we’re talking RT scores then the rating and percentages scores are separate. 38% would represent the ratio of people who like the show. The 2.4/5 is the average score of the users.
Well... The Ents are literally living trees and they DO have the ability to unroot themselves and walk around. That said, she didnt say Ents, she said trees. I think your point still holds up even tho the phrasing could make it subject to dispute.
as a woman I absolutely HAAAAATE the movies nowadays. It does NOT represent or INCLUDE me <_< I can tell you that! also you are absolutely right. ROOM was one of the hardest but best films I have EVER seen. She really ruined herself for money and that's rough.
I've never even heard of this film.....I'm going to enjoy this XD Edit: THE MILF REFERENCE HAD ME ROLLING
It’s a novel concept but so disappointing in execution. Some of the most comically stupid characters I’ve ever seen.
my dude I'm 36.....it FEELS LIKE THAT.....but oh my word what they did to that poor man Jude Law (Hook); his acting isn't even bad! (which is surprising). The 'Peter' of this makes me GAG. The version in the book is downright dangerous (VERY much like a fae like the Puck!) and was portrayed EXCELLENTLY in the version with Jason Isaacs as Hook. This Peter's acting was SOOOOO BAD. They don't go into his real origins (you get the feeling that Pan, in the book is NOT a lost boy as far as I remember. He's basically a dark fae, absolutely dangerous and NO ONE'S friend. He enjoys the suffering of others....he's no hero).
@@janette2422 This film was appalling on so many levels.
that she spat in the face of Sigourney Weaver and the absolutely stunning Kate Beckinsale...COULD NOT BELIEVE. Not to mention Terminator as you very nicely pointed out.
can we also appreciate how John Hurt plays the Head himself and yet played such a different role in 1984?? I'll admit I was turned off from this since they were preaching Christianity as a barbarity; but as I'm older I see it as a false preaching (I'm actually a traditional Catholic who knows the history and Faith fairly well). With this place, there is no personal choice, there is no 'forgiveness' (MUCH Like today) which is the opposite of real Christianity where you make your own choices for evil or good of your own free will. While I don't agree with such lifestyles, I won't be stoning anyone since the New Law states now to have patience, and to pray for them. You don't have to accept someone's lifestyle, you simply have to accept that they are a human being. I really loved how this film shows that the oppression was done for a false sense of demand. Everything is *very* 1984-ish with its deep lack of free will; except it ends on a far, far more positive note which I actually critique'd it for in the beginning. At first, as with let's say, China, I didn't think the people who understand the concept of rising up; but in here, being older, I see that it was 'introduced'. The 'seed was planted', and they were given glimpses that this could be done via the bombing. So that makes it great storytelling rather than incorrect but hopeful storytelling. Fabulous. Also yes, Hugo Weaving's heavy stage-performance is only matched, I think, by Jose Ferrer in Cyrano De Bergerac. Both masterful!
The fact that he used a clip from The Storm of the Century...Colm Feore's expression in that clip is just perfection to set that mood XD Your timing is spectacular with the clips and I'm really enjoying how your language is clean and you aren't crass all the time either. I'm really enjoying this and look forward to your other vids!!!!
Aw, well thank you. And meeting a fellow Storm of the Century appreciator is always cool. And yeah, part of my schtick is to deliver my content without profanity.
@@TheGourdKingas a Christian I very much appreciate, Sir. And your timing….sheer excellence.
*looks and sees Disparu and Knights Watch on your video* “we are gonna get along JUST fine -subs- THAT GREEN MILE REFERENCE WAS PRICELESS! Hats off to you!
@@janette2422 Much appreciated 😌
It s so bad
I hate that the hob..harfoots have the crappiest Irish accents ever. I am Irish by the way
The interviewer just sitting there looking at her like "Bitch, please."
4:54 a middle eastern wife doing adultery really ? , I'm from the middle east and that's not true there is not a single country in the middle east that has something like that the only ones who do that are ISIS and THERE ARE NOT MUSLIM , that was such a ignorant and misinformed thing to say
I mean.... Peter was kind of always a little shit, especially in the book.
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Brilliant 😂 please watch my breakdown of mother android similar vibes
@@thebeardybeerbroshow I am there!
I am still quite a new Tolkien fan, but over the past couple of years I've come to care for the world of Middle Earth and the characters quite a lot. Thank you for providing this series, because it means I can learn about the show without having to watch it or give money to Lord Bezos of the Golden Hoard.
"One minute he's playing with a toy car and the next he's operating heavy machinery" I feel personally attacked here
@@roleplayer5564 😅 What are your thoughts on college aged Canadians?
@@TheGourdKing I like the ones who do yoga in the woods
This is the channel i didnt know i wanted nor that i needed but glad now that i have it 😂
@@MywholeLifeisALie Much appreciated! More like this to come!
@@TheGourdKing awesome plz do! Way better than other recap channels I've seen that just spew out RT based opinions , keep up the good work 👍
Great video the treadmill got me 😂😂😂
Jokes were epic my man, keep it up.
@@MurphysPhilosophy-hq9jh Much appreciated.
I honestly quite enjoyed this movie, and I thought the slow pace from Johnny’s perspective was pretty cool. I could see how some people wouldn’t like it though, I admit the characters were mainly pawns just to showcase some cool gore and the monologue from the random lady at the end was unnecessary. But… I thought the overall sound design / visual shots were awesome and that log splitting scene was one of the most intense theatre experiences for me. I appreciate the great humor as well
I'm glad you enjoyed the video even if we didn't share the same level of enjoyment of the movie. Thanks for watchin'!
You earned yourself a subscription entirely because of the excellently placed Monty Python reference.
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🥣 More, Please … Your comedic genius is as dry as my Popcorn, even though she hates it when I call her that. 🪵 Well, time to boil some bones … - PS: my gal wasn’t a lesbian after all, she didn’t stand nearly as long as Low Rent Sweeney. 🥂 🎃
This movie was made this year??? Sheesh
@@lilyroberts3 And made poorly 😅
" I walk I kill I walk again "
@@CannoliSasquatch Fury Forest
The cursor at the top of the screen is my favorite character...
This movie helped me max out my FitBit
It treads real hard.
Worst of the Despicable Me franchise so far.
I never really Gru on me.
Excellent!
Much appreciated, good sir.
Clue to Suaron was WAY too much on the nose!
I've watched this movie more times than I care to count.
Very enjoyable. It has some issues and some pretty big leaps in logic but it's still interesting as a story and thematically.
To be fair... The recklessness is accurate of girl logic.
What i cant get over is that's elronds mother in law. Every time i see them interact i think "how much character development can she go through so she doesn't immediately stab elrond when he woos her daughter??? That's the most unbelievable part of this show, that galadriel has not killed elrond by the time of lotr"
LMAO addams family. underrated
This "movie" was the cinematic equivalent of four women and one effeminate male climbing on top of someone's mint vintage automobile and pooing all over the hood, claiming that what they did improved the car, and then alleging that the owner is only angry because they're a sexist pig. Not to mention how the cast of the reboot appeared on Late Night to call us fans "misogynists" and "neckbeards," accusing us of being the ones who caused their film to fail, or how the head of Sony issued a public statement saying to the fans who were offended, "Fuck them." Or how they deliberately stoked the flames of fan outrage by adding scenes to the movie that were insulting to the fans or by downvoting positive comments posted to the movie's trailer on RUclips or even outright deleting some comments to give the impression that their movie received more hate than it actually did because, evidently, negative attention is preferable to being ignored.
Congratulation, Jennifer Lawrence, for being the first woman to formulate a sentence.
Is this a review? Or angst? I mean this movie totally blew, yes.