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Question, will there be an option to play as opponent (Niko for example) and not just bf? Just curiosity

Question, will there be an option to play as opponent (Niko for example) and not just bf? Just curiosity

THIS IS PEAK!

delete ts while you still have time

What kind of shotty and nice melody is this shti.

erm what the scallop

this was terrifying to just pop up in my notifs 💀

Banger of a song

this is so sigma, keep fanum taxing 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans at all. Far from it. For starters, most of them are male, 87.5% male to be exact, and they're not even in the Human-Like egg group anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will get to talk about soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." I know this because I cleaned sperm bank toilets a long time ago. Also, what wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, meaning that Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode. Vaporeon’s biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any human orifice effortlessly, like the candiru fish, with it eventually making its way to the human's lungs until the human succumbed to dry drowning or have those very same lungs rupture, letting the Vaporeon exit the newly created cadaver easily. Now here is the disturbing truth about Water Absorb. Since human bodies are 65% water, a Vaporeon that's inside a human body could potentially absorb the water in said body until the poor human was nothing more than a shriveled corpse. Also, if a Vaporeon rematerialized while it was inside your urethra, your penis would be sent to the Distortion World instantly. Its ability to control water also includes creating Kyogre-like tsunamis that can level cities easily, and with moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, and Body Slam, Vaporeon has so many ways to end you that it should be reclassified to the "Assassin Pokémon." It can also learn Detect and Toxic too, so don't explore that "deep sea cave" for "treasure." As for the moves that it can use to make itself more "horny," the thing is that the rest of Vaporeon's kin can also learn those moves too, with Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon having higher defense stats that would blow Vaporeon out of the water any day of the week. Acid Armor won't even change that. Also, the NSFW crowd loves Umbreon and Sylveon more than Vaporeon.

Cycles P-Sites

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Goat releases legitimately amazing music like it’s any other day, can’t wait to see what you’ll make next!!!

Peak

really good job dude!

holy moly this is sweet

🦌

greg

soiancisu

wait im goated

This is so good!!

Fascinating

YESSSSSSSSS

I gotta lock in for this one chat

waow

Gas

I hate how I listen to this so much

Petition to make BF the Doomslayer

didnt know this was a thing and tbh wish i still didnt lol

“GOON-TASTIC”

I am kinda disappointed you didn’t color the vaporeon white.

I know everyone, but whos that bowling ball guy? I thought it was kirby

Cycles d sides but the Goon squad

an alternitive name i would of called this is "4th incognito tab"

The 4 horsemen of horny

i cant lie, the idea is pure genius

cycles d sides but the joke is porn. do you get it? its funny because its porn

Freaky four

unforgettable four

Fellas, the joke here is sex

I still remembering this

Im having that "thousand yard stare" for knowing all of the characters

D-side cycles if it was made by nux taku

Omfg I thought the guy in the red hat was FUCKING LEBRON JAMES FROM THE SPRITE CRANBERRY COMERCIAL

Papá de josé moment. 1:23

If you know, you know

Revisiting and relieving my old past 😈😈😈 I meant the song and d sides mod guys 😢😢

One year later this cover is still peak

Cycles if it was made by unfunny gooners

I use this Vaporeon chromatic to this day