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Human Me (Upgraded) looking at the screen: Hold on. Hicup is now joining a Pokémon competitive team? Sweet! Werehog Me looking at the screen: Hope it goes well. Human Me (Upgraded): Im sure it will. Now let's see what the new year brings for us. Both of us: HAPPY NEW YEAR! *After Credits Scene.* Human Me (Upgraded): Hey Hicup & Nori.

Yellow: something big is coming? Oooo

Me: welp new year same old me

Brother, how dare u. Lol

Dude wtf. 😂

I’m scared

Eh i aint gonna judge

Werehog Me looking at the screen: Wow. Nori wants a mother & now she'll have a Nami like mother. But will her life get better? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time *After Credits Scene.* *Obe walks to the living room where I am.* Werehog Me: Is Nori still trying to kill herself? Obe: Nah, she's good now. Werehog Me: That's good to hear. I don't want her to do that after the 3 of us just become heroes.

Yellow: … note to self, don’t ask Hicup for any gifts … also when did you have a kid?

Me looking at the screen: So Hicup doesn't do this for mischief. He does it for fun & he's presents actually have warning labels... Except for Lusamine's presents. Will Iono's gift actually goes well? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* Iono: Welcome all to my Christmas Party. Cynthia: Look. Hicup's here. Lillie: And he seems to have brought you a gift. Me: Oh boy. You better be careful, Iono. Hicup's gifts can be a little "Out of control." Lusamine: Or in my case: Out of hand. I had to get surgery because that boxing glove really broke my nose. Geeta: Really? I thought it only broke her jaw. Gladion: It did that too. Me: Why do you think it was an expensive surgery? Bea muttered: Dammit Hicup. Me: I swear. One of these days, he's hatred for Lusamine is gonna get her killed... If not someone else... If he doesn't control that hatred. Iono: Well it's a good thing I'm livestreaming this party. If anything goes wrong, I got enough camera footage for the authorities in case I wanba sue Hicup. Bea: Now I'm REALLY worried. *She opened her gift carefully.*

Werehog Me looking at the screen: A vampire, a werewolf & a samurai ghost head to a museum... But it wasn't just to look at the paintings, statues or those old yet valuable jewels. It was primarily to foil a robbery. But are we now heroes or a secret menace? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* Obe: Hold on. You stole a magazine from the museum? Werehog Me: What? I left a $20 bill & a note on the counter. News Anchor on TV: This just in. One of the museum employees confirmed that the werewolf left a $20 bill & a note on the cashier counter, confirming that he indeed payed for the magazine that he supposedly stole. Werehog Me: See? Told ya I payed for it.

Obe: … *sigh* I’m really hoping others don’t come to depend on us …

Yellow; … hm … well that’s something

Gacha Me: Hey Hicup. What's with all that shouti... WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ALEX?

Yellow: *looks up from his switch* … did I miss something?

Ashes: go for it man

Gacha Me: You ok?

Werehog Me looking at the screen: So Nori likes to take showers as a way to remind her about something. I can kinda relate to that. What will happen next? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* *All 3 of us are eating Ramen.* Werehog Me: You know, Nori? You should be more like the girls in those comics & games. Nori: Im not gonna be hot to please a bunch of perverts. Werehog Me: *Giggled.* No, That's not what I meant, Nori. I mean in how confident they are. The bunny girl Miruko can fight bad guys solo. And Midnight, despite being a teacher, she can whip up male students into shape... Emphasis on the "Whip." *Giggled again.* Regardless, you got confidence, kid. You just need to use it moe often. How many times have you uppercut me to the roof? Nori: Besides today, like 3 times. Werehog Me: See? I told you you have some confidence i side you. Keep working on it, kid. I believe in you.

Obe: even if she is made of ink the rain always seems to calm her … kind of ironic since she always had me around … or … the old me around

Werehog Me looking at the screen: So Nori is now in a school. That's great. Will she be more brave now? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* Werehog Me: I know I should keep an eye on her. It's just that... *I paused for a moment because I caight a very foul smell.* Obe: Something wrong? Werehog Me: I may be in another world, but I still have my strong sense of hearing, sight & smell. And what im smelling right now... *I spot a teacher looking at Nori very suspiciously & took a picture of her on his phone.* Werehog Me: Is trouble. 👿 *Later that night, he walked to a bar & was looking at the pictures he took of Nori.* Sussy Teacher: Oh my. This girl is so pretty. She's perfect for my next "private" movie. *Before he can even enter the bar, I grabbed him from behind & tossed him to an alley.* Werehog Me: YOU AIN'T DOING SH.. TO NORI! 👿 *I beat him up non stop. Then Obe shows up.* Obe: ART! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Werehog Me: I caught this creep taking pictures of Nori. The evidence is on his phone. 👿 *Obe looked at the pictures on his phone & was feeling disturbed.* Obe: Why are there a lot of pictures of Nori sitting on a toilet? Werehog Me: Like I said : A total creep! Obe: But... You're not gonna kill him, are you? You might get into trouble if you do. *2 options begin to pop up next to me & I can only choose one: "Kill him now." or "Knock him out." I choose the "Knock him out" option & knocked him out with just a single punch in the face.* Obe: Did you... Werehog Me: Relax, he's not dead. Just unconscious... But I highly suggest you call the cops immediately before he wakes up. Obe: Yeah. Good call. *Sometime later after he got arrested, me & Obe returned to our house.* Werehog Me: Nori, we're home.

Dang bro, it's been a while. How ya been?

Obe: … guess we gotta explain to her what happened since … *someone* tried to be funny *obe glares at art*

Obe: … this is going to be a long life indeed … and I’m a yo Kai … I can’t die of old age cause I’m already a spirit … sort of … I dunno some of these rules on us to Kai are so confusing

Werehog Me looking at the screen: Wait. She's going to a new school? Sweet. What will happen once she gets there? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* *I ran to where Nori is.* Werehog Me: Nori. Are you ok?

Obe: … or … maybe it’s something … more? … wait … why do I feel a bit … weak now

Werehog Me looking at the screen: So we're in some kind of videogame or game show? Just what in Halloween is going on? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* Werehog Me:... I don't think we're dreaming. Nori: What are you talking about? Werehog Me: I've seen enough Jumanji movies & TADC to know that if you think you're dreaming after being trapped in alternate universe... Then it probably means that you're NOT dreaming at all.

Werehog Me looking at the screen: So I'm about to face her. WAIT WHAT? Why is she gonna battle me? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* Werehog Me: Thos party's going well. *I see her walking towards me.* Werehog Me: Hmm? An Octoling? I wasn't expecting one to show up. But regardless, welcome.

*while obe was waiting to help nori … he could help but think of the other yokai, like kappa, the long-necked lady, and the others*

Werehog Me looking at the screen: I guess Nori somehow learned a new ability. Will she be more confident now? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* Werehog Me: So far, nothing wrong as happened to the Monster Party.

*Obe gave a little sigh as nori fell back unconscious* Obe: if there’s one thing we gotta work on it’s her jumpscare tolerance … oh well guess I gotta take her someplace safe *Obe picked nori up*

*one was creeping about the trees* Obe: sheesh, I know she’s as scared as a pussy cat but she’s gotta realize there’s better option for a weapon than an umbrella

Werehog Me looking at the screen: When one story ends, another begins. This time, it's Nori & Obe who will take the spotlight. Will they join the monster party? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* *The Monster Party is going smoothly.* Werehog Me: Now this is a party.

S.E.: … you realize you could’ve stolen from anyone … anyone could have been a civilian yet you chose a hero there, and now the whole plan is ruined Fear feaster: oh sister sister sister, aren’t we forgetting just one tiny itsssssy bitssssy detail? *S.E. Was confused but then her eyes snapped wide open as she was absorbed back into fear feaster* Fear feaster; I. Own. You. 👿

Me (Speed Shifter AU) looking at the screen: Wait. THIS is how the story ends? That can't be it... Or is it? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* Me (Speed Shifter AU): Can't believe the spirts festival has been canceled? Miruko: I agree. And just as Endeavor was finally giving Corry some credit. Midnight: What a way to ruin the moment.

Me (Speed Shifter AU) looking at the screen: Now this was surprising. Corry & Deku won the race. But Corry's being watched by Fear Feaster & a mysterious being. What are they up too? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* Mt. Lady: Congrats, Corry. Midnight: We were all impressed. Miruko: Even Endeavor. Endeavor:... She's right. At first I had my doubts, but you proved me wrong. Don't waste that potential, kid.

Fearfeaster: *groan* … well sisssssss, you’re on watch duty *fear feaster split in half, one have breaking of to return to his snake form and the other one breaking apart into his cat for … but … they were a different creature entirely … their experiment name: Safe enforcer, a creature who can make other’s guard lower by making them feel safe and comfortable* C.E.: w-where are you going, brother? Fear feaster: going to find my own little plaything, I need sssssssomerhing to give me power

Me (Speed Shifter AU) looking at the screen: Oh boy. Things are looking kinda bad right now. Not only is Fear Feaster still alive, but he's working as a villain alongside someone else. But who is it? Find out next time on Tech Paradise DX. See you all next time. *After Credits Scene.* *Meanwhile in the UA.* Me (Speed Shifter AU): Man. That was one heck of a sea shanty session. Midnight: I agree. Miruko: And the students are hqving fun as well. Even Bakugou was smiling.