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Split like a banana at a monkey party? A Sesame Street reference & the rhymingest kicker wasn't it? Van Jefferson, the failed prog-rock band? "And he did it while old." Yeah, Bateman's photo does look like he's paying homage to something people had just stopped mentioning about his teammate the QB. (Looks kinda like those things kids do to ruin picture day that makes their mothers roll their eyes). Tomlin got more ammunition all right. That paper cuts to phone book segue worked very nicely. When _is_ Tony Romo going to profess his love for Jim Nance anyway? You didn't Vanya Sax to stop as much as Brady. "Crashing through defenders like a drunken uncle at Thanksgiving." While "at a wedding" is less original, now you've used up the Thanksgiving version of this joke prematurely as the NFL schedules games on it. Ya gotta think in the long-term sometimes. Zane Gonzales does have OCD. "Saw more sacks than a cinematographer for PH?" I don't think they're referred to as 'cinematographers.' Hey, you may be starting to make it YT-status-wise. This is the 2nd week in a row you showed up in my recommendations. However since I'm subscribed, that never should have _NOT_ been the case so I really don;'t know how *any of that* works.

Eagles? And all this time I thought you were an objective reporter! My mom's not going to like this--she's a Saints fan!

Was that a Lonely Island reference?😮❤

Im surprised you dont get more views but i did find this bout a year ago .

I've Been Sick, But I'm Catching UpNow And There Is Nothing Better Than The Ultimate Warrior Giving Me My Weekly Game Highlight Commentary.

I'm gonna make a bet that I'm your only subscriber old enough to know what you were referencing about with your suggestions of what happened to Joe Miltons I & II. I am in awe of this reference. I might also be the only old enough to know why the OJ/Bronco joke is funny. Man, we gotta get you more customers.

"All hail the porcelain horse demon".....I will never look at Bucky quite the same again. :) that and QB's licking their fingers....lol

“Giant flaming vulva” was my nickname in high school

"Hay is in the barn" = this is the content I have for y'all in the offseason. See, you put hay in barns so the cows have something to chew on in winter, and you're the cows. This is how he keeps the cows talking about the Cowboys even when they're totally uninteresting.

You know, they used to call them "jumpolines" until that day in 1981 when your mom got on one.

Cant wait for the playoffs. Im a cheifs fan fyi

The first statement is clickbait the bears won’t give up on Caleb this early, I think the browns, giants, raiders r the most desperate but I think the saints, titans, jets, jags, panthers get a good offer they’ll take it but probably not likely 2 give up “the whole farm” especially in this draft where the qb class looks weak

I can see the nfl giving them co-MVPs

Good good yes. Now rank them please! Roast and rank roast and rank!

Ya gotta do a mascot video

Refs are the best

Where’s week 7?

Waiting for that mascot roast

Hey, I finally said hi to my mom for you.

Been waiting for week 17 roast😭 😂 Happy New Years brother! Hope this year brings you good fortunes!

There’s gonna be a little baby Levi’s Stadium in nine months

Yes!!!!!!!! The Ultimate Warrior Is Back To Give Us The NFL Week 17 Game Highlight Commentary.

I enjoy your videos my guy

this videos are so good man. im dying laughing 🤣

I watched this whole vid before i noticed this channel doesnt have 500k subs! Crazy entertaining content! keep it! You were on my reccomended homepage so the YT Gods have chosen you!

Okay I get that this is a sports comedy channel so the Detroit water joke was a hehe haha, but Flint is like 70 miles from Detroit. If youre gonna make fun of the city, talk about the terrible public transit or the constant roadwork or the gentrification or the urban decay

@8:08 Definitely written by an English major. Don't lie to my momma.

CTEason's Greetings ! LOLOLOL 👍

Bucky irving turn out great

He's Back!!! The Ultimate Warrior Straight Roasting Em Again!!!

Nice Michael Jackson impersonation. (That's you _AND_ Darius Davis). Smooth. 45 degree- _hee-hees._ What's your target demographic? I mean Tango & Cash? These are reference my brother might be familiar with & he's 52!. CTEson's greetings was genius though. 'Concussion Santa.' Keyshaun Boutté was on your X-Mas list? To each their own. & of _course_ it fights childhood obesity: it's Bud _light!!_ (That *is* the joke you were making, right? I'm making sure as I think that little detail went over people's heads. Although I can't imagine a skinny kid named 'Bud' for some reason).

That's Okay the Lions will choke in the playoffs I guarantee it

That's because Mchomes didn't have a high ankle sprain there's no way you can play with a high ankle sprain the Chiefs Lied

I too am a pipe cleaner with attitude

Made me LOL! Thanks!

The Cleveland vs Kansas City game was literally the battle of the former Bills punters 🤣

A Statler & Waldorf _AND_ a Coach Temporary sighting? Two men in straight-jackets having a fistfight in the pool? Microwaving pets? Must you overuse *_all_* the clichés?

I wouldn't be surprised if he led the team in receiving also... at zero 😂😂

Love it ! Can't believe it took so long to find this channel .

Another Week Of The Ultimate Warrior Roasting Em!

crazy underrated channel

W VID

... or at least I _would_ have said that except RUclips Hates Jews. That's what I'm going with until they give me a better reason for why my comments get auto-deleted.

A McVeigh this explosive since Tim !! hahaha You win the "forgotten villain who almost seems quaint now" award

The Dan Campbell chest scenario was pulled directly from my dreams I think

Roast Em Warrior!

Nothing More Awesome Than To Hear The Ultimate Warrior Roast Em!

My mother says hi, This show will reach a million viewers. Keep it up!

Best NFL recap on the internet.

I hope you remember those of us who were with you at the beginning when you are a 10 million views per episode channel. That you aren't already is something of a travesty