O Christmas Treat (The Fat Version)
By: Jared Bernotski
1. O Christmas treat, O Christmas treat
You look so appetizing!
O Christmas treat, O Christmas treat
Don't be so tantalizing!
Though skinny I've imagined me,
My body's now a Christmas tree.
O Christmas treat, O Christmas treat
My wardrobe keeps plus sizing!
2. In thinner days, I looked so cute
Till I couldn't fit in my Santa suit.
O Christmas treat, O Christmas treat
My elastic bands need stretching.
I'd like Christmas sweaters in my size,
But I can't pull wool over my eyes.
I might fit into last year's jeans
At least that's what I'll fantasize.
3. My abdomen was flat and small
Till it blew up into a ball.
O Christmas treat, O Christmas trea...