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What universe is this? And how I get on it?

Some of these are entertaining but some fall for self-praising to a point of narcisism. This one isn't half bad.

This feels like one of those "We never win the War Games so we can always win the War." Moments

Am I the only one that's jealous this dudes job is to pet exotic animals?

"Men, War is Hell. So I'm going to give you the worst experience while training you've ever had. This training will put you through so much hell that by the time you get to the Warzone, you'll only be filled with disappointment, this ain't hell, this is paradise--- And you'll hate it."

No dragon just human

Since when are campaign ribbons mounted on the back of a uniform.

I'm sorry the best stories about humans are the funny ones like humans will bond with any creature or humans will make pets out of any creature or humans are crazy, those are the best stories not that they're so much faster and stronger than we are that kind of getting really old

Capt. Yur: we are "stuck" on earth's magnetic field Weapons officer: a human "rod" is coming to hit our "rear" Capt. Yur: what? Weapons officer: what?? *Interrupted voice comm Human commander: hah! Gaaaaay!

I liked it. Thank you. This is entertainment, not english class. 😢

To quote an old friend: "Technologee am beun our frenn". "Right Perfesser?" A swell sport with a wonderfull sense of humor. I miss him.

Narrator has zero emotion in speech

PUPPY 😂

9:56 God damn it.

All that, and no word on what the orb is.

11:37 I’m liking it so far, can’t wait to hear the reactions to CMSTC hell TCCC would be sufficient.

Everyone back to themselves? Come on view your content before release. There is more as well - its just sloppy

Where's part 2? Where the galactic council discovers cannabis?

Lol Craig and Drake, sounds like a pop group from Iraq no less lol

Stupid ai its not 40 consecutive hours.

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶...

Man how many of the same story are people going to write? Or is this AI?

"Why now" "Oh we heard they have oil"

Nice story

nahh, you got your chance, now...well now humans are out for blood

Are these stories fiction or base on reality.

Everybody gansta till they see Indonesian military training, mfers literally firing live rounds around their cadets while they crawl through mud

Jason statham is a butcher now?

These stories are fun to think about, but overall if a species is advanced enough to be in the same room as other species from different worlds, that are tens of thousands of light years away then chances are that they have seen and studied many planets and creatures similar to ours. Right now we are probably getting studied like how we study new creatures, just mostly through scans, visuals, audio, and they probably collect data like atmospheric pressure, compression, wind speeds, weather patterns, jet streams, rotation speed, orbital path, scans to show what the composition of our core is, and every once in a while take a sample/subject for some medical tests to find out the history of said subjects DNA and to find out behavioral patterns and how they live. Sorry for taking this really seriously, but if you disagree with what i said, please, just be respectful about it.

Karak Commander: "You underestimate us!" Human: "Actually I think we overestimated, we didnt need to use half the tools brought for this job."

Its impossible for human chemicals to be any different to alien chemicals...are you a moron?

Can I pet that dog ?

It feels like these ai generated stories are getting worse

Great stories man

Aliens are concerned for their butts after hearing about the soap incident. 🤣🤣🤣

There are so many soap jokes that even Diddy is blushing.

Excellent ❤

I’m ready to see

7:30 Ai reader has a stroke.

The big problem with these "aint we humans so totally effin awesome" stories is that the aliens are humanoid and obviously much tougher-looking. If the aliens are so much less than humans, at least make it visually believable that they are.

So that was what they were researching when they build 'The Cube'...

Good story. Thanks.

Others fight because they have no other choice... humanity fights because it wants no other choice

This is possibly the shittiest transcription I could possibly imagine. Nice story tho

Released the same story under two titles. This is not the correct title.

Hmmm .. the starship in the background of the thunbnail looks like an Empire ship from Star Wars

Welcome to the rope a dope