Jayson Tarantino
Jayson Tarantino
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did jon jones duck francis ngannou?
a yapping session where I defend a generational menace to society.
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chapters
0:00 intro.
0:45 preface.
3:47 why did it take so long for jon jones to get in shape?
7:52 the contracts.
12:07 francis' final stretch.
13:58 conclusion.
bro, homie, habibi. I procured so many sources for this video that it exceeded the youtube description limit. I didn't even know that was a thing. so I'll put the important articles below, and add the entire list in a google doc. just in case.
sourcious maximous
jon's former walk around weight was 230 - www.thescore.com/mma/news/2589006
1-2 pounds a week - ne...
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Видео

crime boss: rockay city is a fever dream.
Просмотров 5 тыс.Месяц назад
disregard that ringing noise and regard my good looking knees. jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino snapchat: jaysontarantino sourcrious ingame studios website - www.ingamestudios.com/ ingame studio bts - ruclips.net/video/d8zE6aL1I_o/видео.html ingame studio bts jun kook - ruclips.net/video/-DrnYSsVBbo/видео.html payday 2 trailer - ruclips.ne...
is gotham knights better than suicide squad? (yes)
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you see that taper? the one month old twists? that's called dedication. grinding. striving for greatness. That's how much I wanted to get the video out (ignore the 3-month gap for a video that could've been finished in 1 month) jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino sourcy mick source source: injustice 2 batman - ruclip...
suicide squad: kill the justice league was an inside job
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the codex is the cherry on top when it comes to character depth. when the story itself fails to build up characters, the bio section cannot make up for it. jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino snapchat: jaysontarantino source for that buddy? saints row reboot ai roadmap - ruclips.net/video/MEbeZORbR7s/видео.html game failes to live up to warne...
red dead 2 online: checking for a pulse
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red dudes redeeming redemption 2 online. jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino cicicictations how long does it take to beat red dude 2 - howlongtobeat.com/game/27100 rdr2 online mod comp - www.reddit.com/r/RedDeadOnline/comments/132gw91/this_is_what_pc_lobbies_are_like_if_youre_curious/ rockstar removing cars - ruclips...
ufc 5: have you learned your lesson yet?
Просмотров 171 тыс.11 месяцев назад
ea games are like fish in a barrel. wait, when's the last time ea dropped a game that was actually decent? I think I got some more videos to make jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino you gotta source for that? cj bike glitch - ruclips.net/video/IMejfNp7z6M/видео.html ufc 5 t pose glitch - ruclips.net/video/IlPRehhEiT4...
gen v: suspending disbelief
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Funny thing about pop filters. They tend to not work when you take them off. jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino Megaman intro - ruclips.net/video/qZlTWDURXi8/видео.html ray charles was bumping - weak die first by sunami. I don't gatekeep. I do actually, but this one is for free. mario 1-1 gameplay - ruclips.net/vide...
agents of mayhem: the third nail in volition’s coffin
Просмотров 9 тыс.Год назад
I see no point in reviewing gat out of hell. now a walkthrough tho... jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino saints row 3 sales - www.gamespot.com/articles/saints-row-the-third-sells-55-million/1100-6401640/ saints row 4 sales - thenerdstash.com/four-reasons-why-the-new-saints-row-could-be-volitions-last-game/ agents of...
saints row 2022 was an inside job
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Clothing rack change go shnkshnkshnk. Also, what's up with pimples showing up whenever I have to go on camera? jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino Glad I'm finally done with the Saints Row series (in review form). Videos: Larping Video - ruclips.net/video/q-V0hQ7ym98/видео.html Saints AI Trailer - ruclips.net/video/M...
saints row 4's story made no sense
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Recorded the majority of this video with a comically large pimple in the middle of my mustache. Thank me for my service jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino Video References: Macho Man - ruclips.net/video/SG50i1k_0Qc/видео.html Prototype 2 footage - ruclips.net/video/wHbAvfgt4vQ/видео.html #saintsrow4 #saintsrow
the second worst saints row game
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Only the lord knows why I decided to rock the pigtails in this video... jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino Videos: Driver 2 Gameplay - ruclips.net/video/AyasgEFQYVU/видео.html JBL Clothesline - ruclips.net/video/f6NMqC0LShc/видео.html Zack Bites the dust - ruclips.net/video/ng5lFbeQSoQ/видео.html Emile gets poked - ...
saints row 2: the peak of the franchise
Просмотров 38 тыс.2 года назад
There's a piece of lint on the left side of my beard. This will haunt me for the rest of my life jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino Videos: Saints Row 2 Launch Trailer: ruclips.net/video/NJ2KFjNMwIg/видео.html Saints Row 2 Aisha's Death: ruclips.net/video/Zb8oSev6GsI/видео.html Saints Row 2 Ultor Exposed Trailer: ru...
let's take a look at saints row (2006)
Просмотров 21 тыс.2 года назад
Updoot: Here's the link to the ending mishap - www.dailymotion.com/video/x15vsgc?collectionXid=x2wv60 Will the Saints Row 2 video take as much time as this one? jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino
revisiting the story of red dead redemption 2
Просмотров 38 тыс.2 года назад
sad cowboy simulator jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino #reddeadredemtion2
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 5 is a Crime Against Humanity
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Why does homeboy keep looking off-screen? jaysontarantino JaysonTarantino www.twitch.tv/jaysontarantino Snapchat: jaysontarantino Articles: Tony Hawk: Ride Sales - xbox360.gamespy.com/xbox-360/tony-hawks-pro-skater-9/1054364p1.html Tony Hawk: Shred sales - www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2010-11-17-tony-hawk-shred-flops-with-only-3000-units-sold-in-us Tony Hawk Pro Ska...
NBA Live 19 never had a chance
Просмотров 6 тыс.2 года назад
NBA Live 19 never had a chance
UFC 4 fumbled the bag
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UFC 4 fumbled the bag
stop buying madden games
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stop buying madden games
Call of Duty Modern Sadness
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Call of Duty Modern Sadness
Naruto to Boruto was a Failure
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Naruto to Boruto was a Failure
Mirror's Edge: Great Concept, Terrible Story
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Mirror's Edge: Great Concept, Terrible Story

Комментарии

  • @rexnike1665
    @rexnike1665 13 часов назад

    I refuse to give EA money for this trash. I knew they would do the same shit they do with madden, just enough to get it out to the store. Fuck EA, fuck Dana white

  • @Bart851
    @Bart851 День назад

    My main issue with the superpowers is that while they indeed are fun to mess around with, they make vehicles (which were a core feature in the previous games) merely just explosive props. Why drive a car when the super sprint is faster? I've only driven a car in SR4 briefly before getting the superpowers and later just in missions that nerfed you.

  • @Bart851
    @Bart851 2 дня назад

    Eli seems like a kind of guy who would get bullied by Pierce, who himself was bullied in SR2

  • @DevilsFavoriteMan
    @DevilsFavoriteMan 3 дня назад

    After terrible campaigns in most of the SR franchises (3, 4, Gat outta hell) I wonder why fans had high expectations from volition when they released reboot? If they messed up 3 times in a row what made people think they're gonna get it right this time?

  • @RachidPardoTV
    @RachidPardoTV 4 дня назад

    The online mode is so weird. One moment my fighter reacts well to what I press. And then suddenly he can have a heavy delay in another fight and he reacts slowly or just not at all. Freaking frustrating. I really need to push hard hard hard to get a high kick. I still liked ufc 2 the most online. No delays you get what buttom you press.

  • @Jousef9
    @Jousef9 5 дней назад

    This was my first “batman” game i played, and I thought its very mid, my friend insisted that I try Arkham knight Oh boy is this game an insult to the legacy the arkham games left behind

  • @realtalunkarku
    @realtalunkarku 5 дней назад

    jones isn't a goat the performance enhancers disqualify him

  • @jeffertonalive8536
    @jeffertonalive8536 5 дней назад

    Jon Jones ducked Ngannou by pricing himself out of the fight immediately after Ngannou got the belt from Stipe

  • @OlliSouth
    @OlliSouth 6 дней назад

    Want to see more UFC yaps from you, king.

  • @JohnnyFromFireArms
    @JohnnyFromFireArms 6 дней назад

    Review NFS Unboundddddd

  • @Celeste_4_Life
    @Celeste_4_Life 6 дней назад

    I don't even follow the UFC, but i luv your presentation

  • @jeffreytighe5151
    @jeffreytighe5151 6 дней назад

    Bro making ufc videos the only thing I watch other than gaming videos, absolutely on point as well, well done bud more content please 🙏

  • @ThePlayer920
    @ThePlayer920 6 дней назад

    Jon Jones is and always will be the all time GOAT of ducking

  • @cain5235
    @cain5235 6 дней назад

    16:11 Do what you want to do. Yes, you'll need a strong style/personality (which you have) to be a variety content creater but you definitely have what it takes to do it.

  • @Mateus_Carvalho
    @Mateus_Carvalho 6 дней назад

    Well, can say their depiction of the sphere is realistic. Seen it on F1 highlights, thought it was around as bad as those stadium concepts for the Saudi World Cup. As for the question, the answer usually lands on Dana White taking pages off from the WWE back when Vince was still around. It's traditional for figureheads of companies that make their money from people knocking themselves to oblivion, whether competitively or artistically. Jones is just one of the few cases where people can think about there being some truth to the idea of him duck Ngannou.

  • @mortestar2070
    @mortestar2070 6 дней назад

    Jay came back when we needed him mowt

  • @JaysonTarantino
    @JaysonTarantino 6 дней назад

    Joe Rogan said on his podcast that he's heard rumors that Jon is asking for 30 million bucks for a Tom Aspinall fight. emphasis on "rumor" btw. This doesn't really throw a wrench into this video since the 30-mill claim was made towards the Francis fight, but I thought it was worth pointing out just in case it might change your view on this whole situation. Keep an eye out though. Perhaps we'll get more info on this Jon vs Francis debacle in the future.

  • @IAMthatIAM992
    @IAMthatIAM992 11 дней назад

    Looks like it would've been ass even without the glitches, too stiff and slow. Keep buying them though! Why would they improve if they're selling

  • @bobsinclaire-j6u
    @bobsinclaire-j6u 13 дней назад

    This game weirds me out. I feel embarassed playing it. The pure obsession with sex in every conversation and mission is just cringeworthy. Anyone who says this game is better than SR2 is eating bath salts.

  • @huskycruxes7232
    @huskycruxes7232 13 дней назад

    I hate hull hogan because he’s a huge liar and terrible person behind the scenes. Dude lied about a kid dying of cancer or something so his dumb little wrestling music album would sell more. He’s just a pos

  • @matthewmelange
    @matthewmelange 14 дней назад

    I just found your channel today and I've been binging through a few of your older videos (most of them at least 1 year or older) & you really need to slow down on the photo clips & text punchlines on screen. I often have to pause & rewind to see what you had on screen. I enjoy your content, although it may just be preaching to the choir.

  • @sjgghosh7677
    @sjgghosh7677 19 дней назад

    Just finished the game it's quite good actually, would give it solid 8 of 10 ... But they missed utilising all characters, should have made some missions compulsory with each character + why they never went out as a team ? That's stupid. Combat was okay , graphics were good , puzzles were meh , story was as good as a superhero cinema 😅

  • @skept659
    @skept659 20 дней назад

    i read dc and marvel comics. yes that is her (harley) proper power gauge. typically uses a mallet over a sledge. but you get the idea. acrobatic shit and ace chems. is a good combo to beat some ass.

  • @mabooooyleatherface.1044
    @mabooooyleatherface.1044 27 дней назад

    EA made like one good game and it's a nineties 2d fighter that i forgot the name of it's really good tho .

  • @JohnnyFromFireArms
    @JohnnyFromFireArms 28 дней назад

    Awesome video! Can you review NFS Unbound, im sure you would like the story 😂

  • @obvvscheeks
    @obvvscheeks 29 дней назад

    im not having any bugs or anything but ufc5 is just shit

  • @reigner-brown
    @reigner-brown Месяц назад

    I'm late but you had the most clear & concise review of this failure. Thx for this vid

  • @Dizzy808
    @Dizzy808 Месяц назад

    Kate Basinger a og actress original batman 8mile lol

  • @doggiethepug
    @doggiethepug Месяц назад

    Nice video it was entertaining to watch. Overall I'd have to disagree because this is my favourite game release of 2024 (well, launching on Steam anyway) and I've been having so much fun with it. But the issues listed are valid and the devs should work on ironing out the quirks. But the way I see it the game doesn't take itself too seriously, it's purely there to entertain and it's also easy to pick up. Cheesy voice acting and 90's moviestars aside it's a fun game. It has character. As for comparing it to PAYDAY, I myself put 2000 hours into PAYDAY 2 on PC, which is already a 10 year old game, but in comparision to PAYDAY 3, which released im the same year as Crime Boss, 2023, this game is so much better. Of course it's not at all totally compareable because a singleplayer rougelite campaign game is different than what PAYDAY is. I'm not entirely sure about the update and game version situation for consoles, like if they are behind compared to PC/Steam, but you missed out on talking about multiplayer and the Urban Legends mode, as well as you didn't complete all of the heister stories, like Chase, Ranger, Cracker, Jupiter and Wiz. Also in celebration of the Steam release, they held a promotion where everyone on all platforms was able to claim the 4 existing DLCs at the time for free. Plus a hefty discount. I got this game for 16 dollars on its Day 1 Steam release and that was a bargain.

  • @Cognitoman
    @Cognitoman Месяц назад

    After ufc 2 it has been trash

  • @Ian-u6m
    @Ian-u6m Месяц назад

    Idc what anyone says the physics and head movement system in 1 and 2 where phenomenal me and all my friends would play those two first games UFC 1-2 for HOURS I swear the same people who made fight night made those games… ever since UFC 3 everyone I know who used to love the UFC games simply hates them and won’t even waste there time playing I know people say ufc 1-2 where Arcady but idc I just play against friends or the computer mostly and those games head movement was the exact same as fight night and it just made it play smooth as fuck the striking felt snappy and crisp I can’t stand these games now I downloaded the trial for UFC 4-5 and I’m just not a fan like sure I can beat the computer on the hardest mode still but it just feels janky as fuck

  • @Jojo-nq3bp
    @Jojo-nq3bp Месяц назад

    well produced video

  • @jmoney4708
    @jmoney4708 Месяц назад

    Why you always do a woman created character

  • @timothybridge8662
    @timothybridge8662 Месяц назад

    I was trying to remember where I saw Kim Basinger last...and it was as Vicki Vale in Batman (1989)

  • @betterjerk1
    @betterjerk1 Месяц назад

    ABOUT TIME!!!!! DUDE WHERE TF HAVE U BEEN

  • @Experiment1233-d7h
    @Experiment1233-d7h Месяц назад

    Crime boss Rockay city is a great game !

  • @MrAndrewrock
    @MrAndrewrock Месяц назад

    What are we, some kinda Gotham Knights?

  • @MrAndrewrock
    @MrAndrewrock Месяц назад

    Just lemme play as Danny Trejo and gimme a button to say random oneliners. Boom, Instant masterpiece.

  • @Toxic_bnnuy
    @Toxic_bnnuy Месяц назад

    game reeks of that charm of 80s B rated crime movies with those cheesy dialogues and barely serviceable plot, even the multiplayer urban legends and single player campaigns previews look like hardcover for one of those and that what sold it to me (that and a small discount and all DLC included when it released on steam) (And to be fair, game runs pretty smoothly on PC, as they fixed most of the stuff for the year it was egs exclusive)

  • @BDozer666
    @BDozer666 Месяц назад

    1:35 You'd be dead wrong in that regard. Payday 2 is a piece of shit that has suffered from years of downgrades and bad design decisions over the years in every single aspect that it no longer resembles the game it used to be. The only positive about it is that it has a ton of content, but is that really a positive if majority of it is of really bad quality? The only good Payday game is the 1st one which is PC and PS3 exclusive, but Crime Boss is still the king of the heisting games because it doesn't really have any competition, wouldn't even call Payday 3 competition.

    • @VenusIsJaded
      @VenusIsJaded 18 дней назад

      Payday 2 got better with time for sure. The fun Payday 2 experience I think of wouldn't even be possible in PS3 versions

    • @BDozer666
      @BDozer666 18 дней назад

      @@VenusIsJaded Worse with time* It got better in 2014, and then began going on a downward spiral ever since 2015 from which it never recovered.

    • @wolfboy20
      @wolfboy20 14 дней назад

      ​@@BDozer666 How did get worse exactly?

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 5 дней назад

      @@BDozer666 i legit do not think youve played payday two

    • @BDozer666
      @BDozer666 4 дня назад

      @@remyrichardson8614 I have 2372 hours on it, most of which spend on overhaul mods because the modding community was able to fix it. Also have a few old ass videos on the channel.

  • @CrotchShotsGaming
    @CrotchShotsGaming Месяц назад

    This game just saw Cyberpunk 2077 adding famous Hollywood actors and succeeding and just said ”well how hard can it be to succeed with Hollywood actors in the game?” And they ended up not succeeding in the way Cyberpunk did.

  • @nottoday9182
    @nottoday9182 Месяц назад

    I'm 100% convinced this was a money laundering scheme. Otherwise this has all the check marks of a small dev on Kickstarter with more ambition than sense. How they managed to get presumably at least 10 million worth of voice "talent" is still a mystery and I assume we ain't never gonna know until Mr. Trejo gets old enough to not care about nda's

  • @z.s.7992
    @z.s.7992 Месяц назад

    Agree about the weapon levels. It only works in like a looter game and then it only works because of rarity of drops from killing enemies and running dungeons...gives a dopamine hit.

  • @brysonstone8615
    @brysonstone8615 Месяц назад

    Glad to see you finally uploading again! Just wanna add as a quicl note the dlc plotlines can show up randomly during a normal campaign run like any other heist, so unlike the plotlines once you beat them you actually get to use the rewards in a run

    • @JaysonTarantino
      @JaysonTarantino Месяц назад

      thanks for letting me know. I played a couple regular campaigns after the dlc and never saw them, guess I got unlucky. It's weird that the game would present those rewards to you when you don't select the regular campaigns.

  • @SuperMath15
    @SuperMath15 Месяц назад

    14:36 The reason Vanilla Ice hasn't shown up in a single cutscene is because he actually used to show up in a cutscene in the launch version of the game a year ago (during the first campaign run a player would do as tutorial), but with the gameplay rebalance update the game got at the same time as the Steam release, they removed the cutscene.

    • @BDozer666
      @BDozer666 Месяц назад

      He actually has a cutscene or two in the current version of the game, you just have to die to one of his soldiers to see it. The other one I believe is one of the possible campaign intros you can get.

    • @LewdSCP1471A
      @LewdSCP1471A Месяц назад

      Yeah a lot of cutscenes were removed, real shame

  • @MarvinPowell1
    @MarvinPowell1 Месяц назад

    It's insane how this game _isn't_ in the Arkhamverse, even though it fits better and logically makes the most sense (assuming Batman was left out of the game entirely to better fit the end of Arkham Knight) but Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is supposedly "in the Arkhamverse" even though nothing in that game fits the universe whatsoever. Almost like someone switched up two files at WB that said "Arkhamverse" and "NOT Arkhamverse." And don't get me wrong; Gotham Knights still sucks. But it's like comparing The Rise of Skywalker to The Last Jedi; they both suck, but at least one of them isn't giving you a giant middle finger while also being a waste of your time and money. And yeah, I know who Beanie Sigel is. He was a better rapper than Jadakiss.

  • @MarvinPowell1
    @MarvinPowell1 Месяц назад

    I'm surprised your channel has blown up. Didn't you only have around 500 subscribers when I first found you a few months ago? Very nice to see. Yeah, is anyone old enough to remember The Surreal Life from VH1? It was a 2000's reality show where they put washed-up, has-been celebrities into a house together and "filmed the hilarity." So it was basically Celebrity Big Brother, but the "celebrities" were even less well known. That's what this game is: The Surreal Life 2006. You know what else came out in 2006? Saints Row. And they at least had Keith David, Michael Rappaport, Daniel Dae Kim, and Mila Kunis in it, and was produced for about the same budget. Anyway, this game is funny, as long as you never take anything in it seriously, and didn't pay more than $10 for it.

  • @chris_player2995
    @chris_player2995 Месяц назад

    De aged michael madsen looks like Frank West in Dead Rising 4