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Down 80kg from 110? So youre dead?

If it's a girl, Dave. If it's a boy, Jennifer. I wish to utterly confound people.

Food

Seriously! (Think Grey's Anatomy) It is what it is.

CheeseBill. No explanation.

Donald

Me: Pull up your pants!!!

As a wise women once said "yeah but sometimes life's a bitch and you keep on living"

Mine: "wellllll, heck! I'm gonna die anyway"

McDonald’s salads used to hit after a long day

I’m lucky, I live where one of the last buffet pizza huts are in Australia

Use a different ai voice this one sounds annoying af

The beginning of the odysse in poorly pronounced ancient geek from 4th class reciting it for 3 weeks Badly phonetically spelled out: Andra moi enepa musa Polytropon hose mala polla Planchte epai troyaise Hiret Tolly etron e perse

The alphabet backwards, account numbers for a job I left 16 years ago, the sequence I used for a special order when working in McDonald's in 97/98. The alphabet one is slightly useful for quizzes.

I hear Mrs lemonS and Mr tonatoS

Going outdoors.

edging for me

Being friends with or respecting people you disagree with.

Showering

Being heterosexual.

When I hit 62 is when everything went south for me, balance, strength, gray hair and sagging skin.

My trans friend texted me after the debate 'hey, I'm going to meet up with Kamala Harris for my surgery. You want to eat some cats afterwards?' I hadn't seen the debate yet so I was like "What the actual fuck?"

$6k into stock options

Roblox robux

If i could own a human as a pet

Squirrel

Real

If anyone wanders upon this video, I can give you some recommendations Honda Toyota Subaru Chevy with a V-8 only and that’s it. Don’t get anything else. Remember getting oil change every 5000 miles only use synthetic and don’t buy an old 20 year old Chevy and expect it to be reliable.

"Texas because I'm pregnant" Ouch

oh boy, if someone wants a dolphin as a pet, they clearly dont know enough about them

3:38 42 stab wounds! Didn't wanna give him a chance, huh?

definitely Israel

maybe the District of Columbia because I dont like demonic beings much oh wait it isnt a state oops

California or any blue state. those places are very expensive and dangerous

Number blocks characters , we must all face our childhood fears eventually

24 hour stores

My mental health

TENACIOUS D REFERENCE!!!! RAHHH

Accountability and Honesty.

Shure January 😒

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good thinks come to those who wait, is just them advising you to be patient you are doing everthing right already

I still remember when i heard about aviciis death over the radio. He had a lot of good songs and died so young

I haven't celebrated my birthday since I was 8, on my 9th birthday my grandma was sick and the day after she passed away, i'm now in my 20's and I have just gotten used to it just being another day.

We gonna talk about the plate flipping

What's physical contact? Couldn't even tell you the last time my parents hugged me or if they were even real hugs and not just an empty lie.

The way my wife doesn't understand why Holliday are almost meaningless to me

FOOD PRICES!!! Can't even afford McDonald's anymore. 😮

The fact that all the women who dispise men for some reason will treat them like absolutely crap