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Dave Evans
Добавлен 3 ноя 2006
May offend the easily offended and amuse the easily amused.
Dave sometimes does some writing and definitely isn't a robot from the future dedicated to the rise of the machines.
Dave sometimes does some writing and definitely isn't a robot from the future dedicated to the rise of the machines.
Dave versus Microsoft
In order to raise money for Cancer Research UK, I challenged myself to reach 100,000 gamerscore before the announcement of the XboxOne on 21st May 2013 - with failure to be met with the forfeit of shaving my head.
(full story begins here: soylentdave.com/2013/04/dave-versus-microsoft/ )
With one day to go, my gamerscore sat at 99998 - so my son set me the additional challenge of getting one of the more annoying achievements in the Xbox360 version of the classic Atari game 'Paperboy'.
It took two hours. Two increasingly sweary hours.
This is the story of those two hours.
If you'd like to donate in support of Cancer Research UK, and help reinforce my delusion that playing videogames and/or swea...
(full story begins here: soylentdave.com/2013/04/dave-versus-microsoft/ )
With one day to go, my gamerscore sat at 99998 - so my son set me the additional challenge of getting one of the more annoying achievements in the Xbox360 version of the classic Atari game 'Paperboy'.
It took two hours. Two increasingly sweary hours.
This is the story of those two hours.
If you'd like to donate in support of Cancer Research UK, and help reinforce my delusion that playing videogames and/or swea...
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Soylent Dave vs the Zombies
Просмотров 6512 лет назад
On the 13th August 2011 I was sponsored to kill as many zombies as possible during a single in-game day of Dead Rising 2 (I sponsored myself 1p per zombie, other people have donated varying amounts). This video shows how successful I was - or wasn't... Donations go to Special Effect (www.specialeffect.org.uk), a charity which helps and supports disabled gamers, via JustGiving. If you wish to fi...
Admiral Car Insurance Advert Parody
Просмотров 79 тыс.13 лет назад
A parody of the Admiral multi-car TV advert. Music: David Ospina - Las Praderas www.myspace.com/davidospinamusic (used under a Creative Commons BY license) Video: Admiral TV advert (used without permission as Fair Use (parody / criticism)) Arrangement & voiceover : unimag / SoylentDave www.soylentdave.com
Alternative Vote Analysis
Просмотров 18913 лет назад
Examining the probable and possible impact of the Alternative Vote ahead of the upcoming UK Voting Referendum on the 5th May 2011. Graphs & Maths by me. Data from the BBC.
Passé News
Просмотров 40117 лет назад
More 1950s-esque reporting, focusing on the same old boring stories that remain the same week after week, despite being sensationalised into 'news'... unimag.livejournal.com/
A Live-Action Tribute to Pob
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A heartfelt tribute to Pob, who taught us all so much as children... (Sadly, there doesn't seem to be much call for a deranged puppet on children's TV these days)
North and South
Просмотров 4,9 тыс.17 лет назад
Short comedy 'documentary' examining the differences between people living in the north & south of England on a typical weekend... Co-production with scarletdemon ( ruclips.net/user/scarletdemoness )
Apology to Americans
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A *heartfelt* apology to any and all Americans who were offended by my most recent LiveJournal post 'How to spot an American on LiveJournal'. (Especially the ones who keep on vehemently insisting that they aren't offended, but for some reason still won't shut up about it...) Because the internet is serious business. unimag.livejournal.com/
Raggy Doll Morality
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What I learned about life from watching 'The Raggy Dolls' as a child. More sociopathic entertainment at unimag.livejournal.com/
Christmas News
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A '50s' news report on the perils of Christmas. unimag.livejournal.com/
A Blueprint for Murder (1953)/Winnie the Pooh Cast Whitney Cameron as Pooh Lynn Cameron as Darby Fred Sargent as Piglet Maggie Sargent as Kanga Det. Chief Hal Cole as Owl Det. Capt. Pringle as Tigger See also Winnie the Pooh/A Blueprint for Murder (1953)
Dinesy
When are the boys you are safe but don't worry
This reminds me of Higglytown Heroes!
Good video! :D
Hilarious!
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Doesnt work, nice try tho.......................
Sort of: Atari released it on the Xbox 360 (via their online Marketplace), but really it's just an 'official emulator' - they didn't modify or improve the game, noticeably (aside from some emulator-familiar graphical tweaks to make it acceptable to play on a modern HDTV / monitor)
Did you do this with an emulator?
I'm glad everyone thinks it's *so* hilarious... :P
I'm from the north....north east to be precise and the only different between north and south is accents.
TONY STARTED THE FLAME WAR BUT I WAS ALWAYS STARTED SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNIN' !! hahahahah
You fucking Northern Idiots would not survive in Birmingham. Leave your moaning chip of both shoulders, fucking inbreeding North of Stafford. We dont wont you either.
Lets face it, The North and South are both full of fucking chav wankers. South West is the best part of England. That is why the M5 Is fucked e during summer school holidays, Everyone wants to get away from there shithole home town.
Chippy teas are not 'law' in the North. This is bollocks!
Southerners ftw.
Good reflection on how the mechanics are (or might be) actually applicable to the real world.
@CMMY81 its all right..
@CMMY81 i put down my guns :D
@CMMY81 birmingham is not northern
@NoycieBrv it does
@TheSchemer1 no it doesnt
@NoycieBrv but the south (or should I say south-east) does tend to have more wealthy areas than up north.
ahahahahahahahaaha was so convinced this was real until the rogering part
northern guy is so funny haha
@copyrighted1 No worries, nothing personal, I just can't stand comments like that.
ENGLAND not Britian.
the southern woman freaks me out
@copyrighted1 South = Posh. North = Common.
Yeah this was really thoughtfully done, thanks! I do think it'll make some difference when people are able to vote for who they really want as well as putting in big party preferences, especially when people are used to the system - plus the more support a small party gets the more likely others are to take notice. It would be cool if we actually had data on preferences but this is the next best thing, cheers!
this is stupid its not about south or north its about class
@blaneman2200 That would be because in the American south people say bath properly, unlike southern England where they cant understand the phonetics of the letter A!! =D.....theres no real north south divide here, we just talk a bit differently and pretend we hate each other.
posh bitch making southerners look bad
hahaha man damn right its the law to have chippy tea on a friday!!! as a posh gayarse southerner would say....one does like hes chippy on a friday
Hmm you try too hard to be funny. go get life.
lol and im from the north
ummmmm for one Dot was a reject because she had paint all over her NOT because she was a women I have wacky adventures on a weekly basis - whats unusul about that - your life sounds dull and cinicle - at least the raggydolls always had Fun!! you think far to much - go read a copy of heat!!
ummmmm for one Dot was a reject because she had paint all over her NOT because she was a women I have wacky adventures on a weekly basis - whats unusul about that - your life sounds dull and cinicle - at least the raggydolls always had Fun!! you think far to much - go read a copy of heat!!
pob was a sick fucker. well done
R u for real!?
Go F**k yourself, you idiotic Nazi.
I love it.
Lol this cut is rite but looks like a freaky geek. So u say they are rejected? Look @ yourself m8.
This is like an English class analyses of something so simple. Evil and a little funny, this guy is obviously in league with the devil.
lawl
"Look who's in the Reject Bin..."
Hilarious!