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Schlender 5 Productions
Добавлен 16 янв 2022
Salutations! In a series of low, low... low budget videos with my friends and family, I seek to just reconnect and goof off around things we like and dislike! Recommendations are always welcome, if not always acted upon!
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Trailer Trash'd: Nobody Wants This
Просмотров 642 часа назад
An accurate title for the Netflix series staring Kristen Bell and Adam Brody!
Trailer Trash'd: Wicked
Просмотров 574 часа назад
As Maynard and I strive to be Popular, look to the western sky for out Trailer Trash'd coverage of Wicked... maybe we will get enough views to defy gravity in the analytics! If you like this video for good, like, subscribe, and comment or whatever...
Trailer Trash'd: Transformers One
Просмотров 4416 часов назад
An all star cast in an origin story to the rise and fall of BFF's Optimus Prime and Megatron!?
Trailer Trash'd: Never Let Go
Просмотров 26319 часов назад
Halle Berry stars in some kind of monster movie involving ropes and children...
Trailer Trash'd: Apartment 7A
Просмотров 4719 часов назад
Paramount partners with Julia Gardner and Dianne Wiest in a prequel to Rosemary's Baby!?
Trailer Trash'd: Here After
Просмотров 9614 дней назад
Connie Britton in some nebulous possession/trauma movie?
Trailer Trash'd: A Minecraft Movie
Просмотров 3014 дней назад
Jack Black, Jason Momoa, some chick from Concord, and some kids star in the movie adaptation of Minecraft... which no one asked for!
Drink Tank: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Просмотров 8214 дней назад
Tim Burton is back with stars Michael Keaton, Catherine O'Hara, Wynonna Rider, and Jenna Ortega in this sequel to... well... Beetlejuice. Join Maynard and I as we discuss our thoughts on the movie! Enjoy!
Trailer Trash'd: Subservience
Просмотров 8621 день назад
Megan Fox stars as some kind of sexy robot? SOLD!
Trailer Trash'd: Slingshot
Просмотров 38828 дней назад
Casey Affleck and Laurence Fishburne in SPAAAAACE!?
Trailer Trash'd: Alien Romulus (Fixed Version)
Просмотров 63Месяц назад
Trailer Trash'd: Alien Romulus (Fixed Version)
Trailer Trash'd: Harold and the Purple Crayon
Просмотров 76Месяц назад
Trailer Trash'd: Harold and the Purple Crayon
Trailer Trash'd: Batman Caped Crusader
Просмотров 125Месяц назад
Trailer Trash'd: Batman Caped Crusader
If you need to show a movie at work at the request of the children (5:43)... then show them Predator. It's roughly the same plot while teaching survival skills (leading people, executing on objectives, adapting to unforeseen obstacles, etc). What I really want to know if Dylan Schlender got to the choppa and if he liked, commented, and subscribed?
He did not...
I am pretty sure that Derek and "Jamirioqueer" secretly like this because it is giving them some sort of playbook for how to actually interact with individuals that they are attracted to. If you agree, like, comment, subscribe! Also, I cannot help to point out 7:04... its 'Jewish' not 'Jewice'
True, but with drinking...
I'm still learning to drive lol. Not sure...seems like they've taken the standard template for most films these days and just clicked on "Generate movie". A lot of beer will be needed to get through this, and I can see it being put before a jury lol
I'm sure Reels will get their hands on it soon.
Robots with attitude!!!
That shot over the trees reminds me of the one from Get Out
Very well colour co-ordinated today! My partner's son loves watching those god awful Minecraft videos. The one with that squeaky Milo voice is banned while I'm there...trash.
I think there is a marketing opportunity here. Is Maynard willing to take a bite of a Slim Jim and say 'Oh Yea'? If so, figure that out and give me 20% of the profits.
There is a joke in an upcoming episode that you might like...
@@schlender5productions308 Is there still 20% of profits coming my way?
@@csibicky Oh my no. But I make no profit.
Maynard's shades outline is sweet
This is probably the most accurate trailer yet. My nephew showed me his setup and I don't see where there are other main characters involved. I just think movie makers are down to either remaking past movies/media or making them about games.
But who will be BRAVE enough to prosecute or defend this in court!?
This movie was like getting all your blood sucked by a vampire. Slow and painful death.
Oh no!
@@schlender5productions308 it was that bad
The review is better than the movie!
Thank you!
Sarah Connor Chronicles is definitely worth watching, but that last/second to last (?) episode where Cameron is telling a story was awful. Wished they'd at least finished the story. Salvation isn't a bad film at all, and gave us the classic meltdown remix (ruclips.net/video/YTihsJQHt48/видео.html)
Nice!!
Damn you Maynard!
So I said why does the Spider-man's Pickachu ears pop up?
I love this!! I love watching kindred souls and fellow RUclipsrs enjoying a good pipe
It is a lot of fun!
Sooo... Smart House but make it scary?
I love the passion here 🔥🔥🔥
This is why we use a judge
Wait.....how does space communication work?
The only way anyone's gonna watch this channel is if you guys start making out.
That's the other Schlender 5 channel! ;)
We love you guys, now granted Maynard has access to this account, but everyone knows this is exactly the kind of thing Schlendzo would say to make people suspicious.
It's sad to see Disney running themselves into the ground; maybe purposefully so? What happened with the PR side, as you don't really seem to hear much about Rachel Zegler much these days
This movie is a PR nightmare for them.
I am sure we will see it in court, other friends of the court have had much less charitable things to say about it
An easy case for sure.
Turns out the trailer is way better than the show they hid penguin for a reason
I hate to be that guy, but if you hate Disney that much, why do you continue to review their trailers?
Gotta nuke something.
It's 7:30 am but I grabbed a beer and a blunt to be in theme. Since y'all twisted my arm about it or whatever 😂
Outstanding!
Great conversation, Bluey is an amazing show
It was Mozart!
Makes me feel like how I feel now as a father and how I felt as a kid was shared with many people. Only thing I wish is I was one that deck with you boys!! Cheers fellas!!
Cheers! We have an open deck policy.
They’re desperate to get him and they explain why the trap is set here! I loved it!
I liked the beginning, but I fell out with the movie as it went on. Hartnett was excellent though!
Oh nice a video where people give their actual own opinions and viewpoints instead of saying “woke” every two seconds.
This looks very much like Bruce Timm's/Tim Burton's Batman to me. If so, then that's fantastic
Wait... you can't own children. You have children and protect/guide them on their path to becoming adults
Dylan is back in the saddle and Ben makes a fine ghost.
Based Big Ben ends it on the best joke!
Main lining crayons!?
Upload 4 of 4 for week ending 8/3! This channel continues to deliver on its commitments to its viewers! That alone is worth a like, comment, and subscribe. If you like what you are seeing then hit that notification bell to keep that beautiful bean footage coming!
Keeping beautiful bean footage coming is behind the pay wall on another subscription service.
Upload 3 of 4 for ending 8/3. Will this channel meet its promise to the viewers? Like, comment, and subscribe to find out!
Also, upload 2 of 4 for week ending 8/3
Dylan started to make a comeback after his abysmal performance on the Deadpool 3 trailer and I am glad he realized his folly. However, I think it would be hilarious to get this channel monetized just to have it demonetized...
That would be something!
Upload 1 of 4 for week ending 8/3...
Derek is right tho... there's a better chance of women talking it out over dueling, cause fight over a man? Ew.
Okay I'm back. I didn't catch it at first but they're dueling because they are friends and she's sleeping with both of them and in a relationship with one?! Bigger Ew. I thought they just both liked her. If I wanted to see someone fight over trash I'd watch raccoons.
Big Ben does it again!
Although the animation looks pretty rough, at least the human characters don't move and gesticulate like they're having a fit
From Deadpool to Paw Patrol.
@@schlender5productions308 The logical progression 🤣
Have to admit that my partner and I kind of switched off the Marvel films just before Guardians 3, and she was a die hard fan growing up. These latest ones are bloody terrible, and don't get me started on Love and bloody Thunder. Bleurgh!
Not bad!
From 2:30 to approximately 2:50 is all you need to see. This trailer was never going to get a fair review.
Can we work out a deal where you keep Maynard and Ben? -signed half of Reels of Justice.
I already consistently work with half your cast anyway, surely one more won't hurt. The "reel" question is if Big Ben would ever do it again!
@@schlender5productions308 Big Ben? More like Big Liability!
Big Ben rides again!