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Schlender 5 Productions
Добавлен 16 янв 2022
Salutations! In a series of low, low... low budget videos with my friends and family, I seek to just reconnect and goof off around things we like and dislike! Recommendations are always welcome, if not always acted upon!
Видео
The Wild Robot, Movie of the Year? A DECKadent Discussion
Просмотров 10414 дней назад
I am joined by my father and brother to discuss The Wild Robot and just how darn good it is!
Caddo Lake: Wasted Time
Просмотров 19621 день назад
I explain how HBO Max's: Caddo Lake, starring Dylan O'Brien and produced by M. Night Shyamalan wasted my time.
I Love Mr. Crocket (2024): A Spoiler Free Review
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.Месяц назад
The title says it all! But I really loved watching Hulu's Mr. Crocket! What a fun movie!
Hellboy: The Crooked Man (A DECKadent Review)
Просмотров 112Месяц назад
Plummer and I review the newest Hellboy movie... oh (Hell)boy is it something...
As We Descend: My "Tutorial" and Beating the Demo
Просмотров 82Месяц назад
I playthrough the demo to As We Descend and hope to make it a little bit easier to understand for people.
Trailer Trash"d: Saturday Night
Просмотров 90Месяц назад
An interesting telling of the chaos surrounding the first episode of Saturday Night Live... we hope!
Strange Seed: From Dumb Fun to Hatred in 30 Minutes
Просмотров 391Месяц назад
The title says it all really...
Strange Darling Did Not Work for Me, Here is Why
Просмотров 539Месяц назад
I recently saw Strange Darling and it just didn't click with me, here is why.
Witchfire, Part Two: The Road to Gnosis Level 1
Просмотров 134Месяц назад
I continue my Witchfire adventure, attempting to reach Gnosis level 1!
Oddity is Awesome: A Review
Просмотров 771Месяц назад
Plummer and Derek review the new horror movie Oddity, which recently came to streaming! Enjoy!
Witchfire Playthrough Part One (Spoiler: It's SICK AF)
Просмотров 249Месяц назад
I give Witchfire a run! I apologize for getting the audio levels wrong, but I was too invested in the game!
This is a real gem!
Truly some of my best work.
This has changed my nature.
This changed my life.
Quite the falsetto there, Dylan! I knew you had it in you.
Who do we talk to about getting Master Chief on our show!?
This was a lot of fun, looking forward to the Kung Fu Panda Saga discussion #YTPC
Great review of the movie but I did stop shortly into spoilers lol. I'm looking forward to seeing it! Really awesome you involved your dad!
Having Mr. Schlender in this review is epic!
I was enjoying the movie until the super natural happened. I wish it had a realistic ending!
Elvis carried this movie for me. If he had put in a mediocre performance it would have been one of those movies you see and then forget about within a couple weeks. Luckily he didn't and I like this movie. I think there's a lot they can do with Mr. Crocket and I hope they get more creative and less predictable if they ever make a sequel (which I hope they do).
I hope so too.
100% agree. I wanted to like it but didn't.
Jealous
So it WONT show up in court!?
First 10 minutes in it is good idea but poor execution. I stopped watching
We all make mistakes.
I am not a huge Horror film fan and if you are in this category, you will likely find this film to be ok. I don't get 'the ring' part of this review unless it is only used to reference a VHS/TV setup, however I completely agree with the praise for Elvis Nolasco. He captured the 'I create fun environments for children' with 'I am the boss, get the f*** off my set you piece of garbage' mentality. If you have Hulu/Disney+, its worth a watch if you have nothing better to do
5:43 - I don't appreciate Robby "Jamioqueer" Maynard telling me I am not doing anything since I am watching this show. He doesn't know my life.
Hahahaha!
oh man 🥲
Also, apology accepted.
14:53 - As long as I have known Derek, he has an obsession about thoraxes... So I am not surprised by his comment about creating a beetle monster
I love that you kept your outtakes in lol. Poor dad
He knows the type of person I am!
Lol he sounds like a laugh. Maybe get him on the show occasionally if he's into his films
Way ahead of you my friend! ruclips.net/video/asUbTdk-y2M/видео.html
Вы блядь смотрите а не болтайте как дедки старые
Woow nice keep making video 🎉🎉🎉 ❤
We will have to schedule a court date
Easy case.
ur a pair of assholes
Really wanted to love this movie. Lots of potential. I basically agree with your assessment overall. Didn't find any of the characters likable and wish the dialogue and some of the scenes could have been more memorable. Not a bad movie but wasted potential for sure.
Thanks for the comment and your time! I really do appreciate it!
Honestly, Kristen Bell has a great resemblance to Jake Gyllenhaal. They should make a movie together too.
A rom com or Southpaw 2?
Yeah when I watched the beginning of a review and was told to go in blind, I stopped the review and watched the movie. Within 20 minutes, me and my ole lady were like "yeah she's the killer not him" 😂😂 It was way too obvious. We had fun with the movie though. I also agree with you about the bear spray scene. I was like " What this fool going towards her for!!!!!" That was dumb writing.
It really was just dumb writing, such wasted potential! I was so bummed out.
First time watching you two. Oddity confused me but this made it make sense! Saw the John Wayne standup behind you. I'm blood related to him. He'd have been a great uncle. HA!
Outstanding!
Great review! Convinced me to watch the movie and I loved it
Thank you!
It was very disappointing cause it was NOT what it says it is on the tin
Interesting... what did it say?
Dude, get out of the house and exercise. Just saying.
stop commenting on other people's bodies. it's gross.
@@ashleyhall6464 they’re gross.
@@ashleyhall6464 your gross
*they're
THAAAAT's Daryl!
i would enjoy these more if u had spoilers
Some of my other reviews have spoilers, but the point is still well taken!
Well, I did say I would wait for the Schlender 5 review.
What do y'all keep making noise?
Not sure I understand the question, but thanks for your time and feedback!
It is actually not that she’s misunderstood, bc she actually does choose to become Wicked. It truly is one of the best stories tho. I was skeptical when I heard about it but once I watched the stage version I was extremely surprised
Let me know if the movie holds up!
@@schlender5productions308 I will! If y’all do happen to go see it by chance I hope yall enjoy it!
@@schlender5productions308 ???
I saw it on IMAX on a whim.
Looks sick
That's a ridiculously long trailer. I don't ever remember them spoiling so much of the film even 15 years ago
If you need to show a movie at work at the request of the children (5:43)... then show them Predator. It's roughly the same plot while teaching survival skills (leading people, executing on objectives, adapting to unforeseen obstacles, etc). What I really want to know if Dylan Schlender got to the choppa and if he liked, commented, and subscribed?
He did not...
he may be closer than you think ;)
I am pretty sure that Derek and "Jamirioqueer" secretly like this because it is giving them some sort of playbook for how to actually interact with individuals that they are attracted to. If you agree, like, comment, subscribe! Also, I cannot help to point out 7:04... its 'Jewish' not 'Jewice'
True, but with drinking...
I'm still learning to drive lol. Not sure...seems like they've taken the standard template for most films these days and just clicked on "Generate movie". A lot of beer will be needed to get through this, and I can see it being put before a jury lol
I'm sure Reels will get their hands on it soon.
Robots with attitude!!!
That shot over the trees reminds me of the one from Get Out
Very well colour co-ordinated today! My partner's son loves watching those god awful Minecraft videos. The one with that squeaky Milo voice is banned while I'm there...trash.
I think there is a marketing opportunity here. Is Maynard willing to take a bite of a Slim Jim and say 'Oh Yea'? If so, figure that out and give me 20% of the profits.
There is a joke in an upcoming episode that you might like...
@@schlender5productions308 Is there still 20% of profits coming my way?
@@csibicky Oh my no. But I make no profit.
Maynard's shades outline is sweet
This is probably the most accurate trailer yet. My nephew showed me his setup and I don't see where there are other main characters involved. I just think movie makers are down to either remaking past movies/media or making them about games.
But who will be BRAVE enough to prosecute or defend this in court!?
This movie was like getting all your blood sucked by a vampire. Slow and painful death.
Oh no!
@@schlender5productions308 it was that bad
The review is better than the movie!
Thank you!
Sarah Connor Chronicles is definitely worth watching, but that last/second to last (?) episode where Cameron is telling a story was awful. Wished they'd at least finished the story. Salvation isn't a bad film at all, and gave us the classic meltdown remix (ruclips.net/video/YTihsJQHt48/видео.html)
Nice!!