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Dhr. Dorrestein moet onmiddellijk een halsband om en daarbij moet een goed en liefdevol baasje/bazinnetje bij gezocht worden!!

IK HEB VAN EEN KENNESEN UIT MIJN SERVICE PROVIDER,IK MOET AN DEZE NUMMER LUUSTEREN.DUS GAAN NU BEGIN HET GELUID ❤

Altijd leuk om terug te horen. Zo maken ze ze niet meer 😂

Mooie stad, al was ik dichtbij geboren, kan me niet herinneren dat ik ooit in Maassluis was.

Mooi weer man.

super!!!! blijft prachtig, ontroerende teksten... waar haalt hij die vandaan, liefs, ed.

Magnifique ! Nous avons la trentaine 3 enfants un gros chien un 4x4 et une caravane et surtout la même envie que vous voir du paysage ! Quel sublime périple dans sans doute les meilleurs années ! Votre mémoire restera chargée de souvenirs ! Vous êtes des vrai caravaniers ! Bonjour de France

haha, een van de vele geweldige liedjes van Hans. Gratis tip: Het grote anti hondenboek van zijn hand :)

TWO TOUCANS! just walkin.. 😂😂😂

Its true, today that all has a completely new meaning. Oh, how the lines have been blurred!

lel pls do more bible stories I love the way you go bonkers over that stuff xD

nobody better today.

Noach?

4.6 billion years ago,,..let's pop that in..

Seriously, those giraffes on the boat must be 50-60 feet tall!

Being raised in Sunday Scool, I must say, this clip contains some genuinely accurate critiques, some mild misrepresentations, and some outright cognitive dissonance (which is ALWAYS forgiven in a cimedy scetch). My point: As a Bible quoting Christian, this guy's a friggin' genius. Thank you, Rikki!😊

It's the book of Genesis. There is no book of Noah.

Brilliant presentation of the stupidity of religion. Anyone who believes in any of this BS should have their head checked

I want to have lunch with this guy, the laughter would be unstoppable, screw the lunch, bring on the laughter.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fucking BRILLIANT! From start to finish, crying my bloody eyes out with laughter!! 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eternity is too long to be wrong #NobodyBeatsTheRIZ

brilliant because there is no god

Remember grown-ass adults think this is true...

This is one of the best moments of comedy that display how absurd Biblical stories are. Of course, Ricky Gervais was the author.

Thank God in the end the squid were okay...

"For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe." 1 Corinthians 1:21. Gervais used comedy to prove the veracity of the scriptures. By the mere fact he uses religion and God as a basis for comedy, makes me smile and one can hear God's laughter (Psalm 2:1-2)

Great guy, but like so many - just has to ridicule religion so no one thinks he’s “ uncool” , 😅still like him a lot, so funny and good hearted.

#CutoverPark The sad thing is they think there is such a thing as a god

All the fresh water creatures, didn’t make it. I think where people go sideways. Is taking the bible literally. If it’s stories, we’re to create discussion, and debate. We would be a lot better off.

Yeah, the bible is a rather silly book.🤣🤣🤣

It's spelled Noah...

So what species was made extinct after being burnt as an offering immediately after disembarking? Or were the animals also actively mating during the flood?

That's the beauty of mankind: take a person early enough in his/her existence, and you can nail anything in their brain. Even crazy stuff. Hell, you can even make him/her speak Chinese or English or whatever langage you want! Isn't that super weird ? Wait a minute... Are we taking a good laugh at how brain develops and works, simply?

so it occurs to me... that sacrifices were animal in those days. no wonder we dont have unicorns anymore...

Oh Ricky, the ark isn't small, it's a long way away! Some idiot messed up the proportions of the giraffes is all 🙈

Ahh the fable of Noach. I remember it well.

Noach?

How was the genders of the winged species determined?

Fundamentalist Christian: Evolution doesn't make sense. Normal person: and a scenario involving a magic garden, an enchanted tree and piece of fruit, two naked people and a talking snake does?

God is the most evil character in all of fiction.

Ricky, don’t you know? The Ark was a tardis! 😝

Is that what they used 5000 years ago was static electricity Yes that’s what they were using No they had electricity back then Yes what is available in the air Did God know about it Back then no

Yep and a Country of good God fearing folk have easy access to firearms. Go figure.

JUST SO BRILLIANT IS RICKY I LOVE HIM SO CHEERS FOR EVERY THING RICKY YA CAN TURN MY MOOD TO HIGH IN A SECOND

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When are you bringing out the Qoran, that's a fictional book full of nonsensical drivle.

The mixing witj demons didnt help thanks to the woman of the time