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rallymorten
Великобритания
Добавлен 19 янв 2016
Internet funny person who isn't funny.
also I keep wanting to start DMing a D&D campaign I'm making but people constantly mistaking some MP4 files I accidentally misplaced on the internet for comedy isn't helping. Stop it.
He/him/doesn't personally care, pronouns only serve to make communication unnecessarily difficult anyway. There's a reason we can refer to "the pronoun game" and everyone knows what we're talking about.
also I keep wanting to start DMing a D&D campaign I'm making but people constantly mistaking some MP4 files I accidentally misplaced on the internet for comedy isn't helping. Stop it.
He/him/doesn't personally care, pronouns only serve to make communication unnecessarily difficult anyway. There's a reason we can refer to "the pronoun game" and everyone knows what we're talking about.
The Most PS2 Game To Ever Dreamcast - The Fur Fighters Video Short(er) Cut
English subtitles are probably being worked on. This is a long boye, cut me some slack.
Whereas most normal people would play a 2000 game about a dragon rescuing eggs for their Year of the Dragon special, I instead decided to play a 2000 game about a dragon rescuing babies.
..and going to hell?
Also, imagine being me, editing this video, and Stephanie Sterling brings up this game on two entire occasions.
#gaming
Whereas most normal people would play a 2000 game about a dragon rescuing eggs for their Year of the Dragon special, I instead decided to play a 2000 game about a dragon rescuing babies.
..and going to hell?
Also, imagine being me, editing this video, and Stephanie Sterling brings up this game on two entire occasions.
#gaming
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Видео
This Vigg-o Needs To Go-o - The Fur Fighters Video Long Cut pt. 6
Просмотров 1621 день назад
Short version: Link TBA Part 6 of the long version of the Fur Fighters video, in which the nightmare finally ends. Image in thumbnail: unsplash.com/photos/a-large-aircraft-carrier-floating-on-top-of-a-body-of-water-lZI_OluwQxM
Insert Shadow Fandub Joke Here - The Fur Fighters Video Long Cut pt. 5
Просмотров 8Месяц назад
Short version: Link TBA Part 5 of the long version of the Fur Fighters video, in which nothing weird happens. Image in thumbnail is either of these two: unsplash.com/photos/burning-wood-x3S1aGQNgro unsplash.com/photos/a-long-hallway-with-a-red-carpet-and-white-walls-qcS8NuZR1SI
Science Fiction Tropes Galore - The Fur Fighters Video Long Cut pt. 4
Просмотров 11Месяц назад
Short version: Link TBA Part 4 of the long version of the Fur Fighters video, in which I don't learn not to jinx myself. Thumbnail images stolen from Google Images.
Pain And Suffering In Cape Canardo - The Fur Fighters Video Long Cut pt. 3
Просмотров 12Месяц назад
Short version: Link TBA Part 3 of the long version of the Fur Fighters video, in which I contemplate doing many harmful things. Image in thumbnail: unsplash.com/photos/planet-earth-close-up-photography-yEauzeZU6xo
Bangin' Tunez at the Beaver Dam(n) - The Fur Fighters Video Long Cut pt. 2
Просмотров 3Месяц назад
Short version: Link TBA Part 2 of the long version of the Fur Fighters video, in which I won't stop humming this gods-forsaken theme. Image in thumbnail stolen from the Fallout wiki because it's surprisingly difficult to find an image of a dam in frog perspective on Unsplash.
Goin' Quackers in a New Quack Minute - The Fur Fighters Video Long Cut pt. 1
Просмотров 21Месяц назад
Short version: Link TBA Part 1 of the long version of the Fur Fighters video, in which I speculate about the origin of this title and play through a blursed interpretation of New York City circa the year 2000. New York image in thumbnail: unsplash.com/photos/yellow-taxi-sedan-on-gray-concrete-street-passed-through-white-smokes-near-walking-lane-ubSUwrr04Ks
Rare Triple Serving of Hiding-Based Shenanigans In FH5 Hide & Seek
Просмотров 192 месяца назад
Last one before The Big Vad, I promise. Which I actually tease in this one. It's progressed to about 2/3 done. I'm just doing these for procrastination reasons. #forzahorizon5 #fh5 #hideandseek
Actively Antagonizing Seekers in FH5 Hide & Seek
Просмотров 1393 месяца назад
I'll just permanently rebrand to a FH5 Hide & Seek Hider Gameplay channel at this point. No but seriously the next major vad is about 1/3 done. It be a long boye. #forzahorizon5 #fh5 #hideandseek
Morally Dubious Hider Plays in Forza Horizon 5 Hide and Seek
Просмотров 1474 месяца назад
Some people hide by the wall surrounding Guanajuato. Others hide in the flower garden. Both feel like we need to establish an unwritten rule of "don't do that". Yadda yadda "not representative of my usual content" and all that (even if it was refreshingly old-school), this is me procrastinating with a fun game mode on FH5. #forzahorizon5 #fh5 #hideandseek
Before The Dragon, There Was Asterix XXL
Просмотров 2,4 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Subtitles in English are available. What do you mean "this is a pre-release edit/reupload of a video that'd sat unlisted for two months"? The stars align and the past few years of me making funny haha vads collapse in on themselves in this vad whose primary purpose in life is to distract you from another. The funny wayneradiotv highlights video: ruclips.net/video/5UuP9g806fA/видео.html The spec...
How To Train Your Dragon for the PS3 is Disappointing on Multiple Levels - A Playthrough
Просмотров 2596 месяцев назад
For more than a year, this gameplay footage has sat on my harddrive, just waiting to be compiled into a video. I'm already experiencing relief as I write this. Chapters: 00:00:00 - Intro (ft. something that technically qualifies as being "animated") 00:07:28 - Stage 1: Denial 00:50:11 - Stage 2: (Subdued) Anger (or maybe Bargaining?) 01:13:34 - Stage 3: Bargaining (or maybe Anger?) 01:42:04 - S...
How Not To Make An All-Carnivore Park In Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis - JPOG Challenge Series 2
Просмотров 6096 месяцев назад
Most of my ideas are bad. Some are a level of bad too far. I have yet to learn this lesson. #jurassicparkoperationgenesis
Old School Rally Is Joyful Nostalgia-Bait (pre-0.1.30 update)
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Trigger Warning: jokes about Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown being not-good and low bitrates because second-ever time using OBS and I hadn't initially discovered an oopsie I'd done and did with the settings. Thanks to The Algorithm, I discovered this game a while back. Thanks to Steam Next Fest, I get to play a demo version. Thanks to this, I no longer have a bad taste in my mouth. Thanks to m...
Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown is in An Absolute State, and I Made It Worse
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Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown is in An Absolute State, and I Made It Worse
When You Divide Checkpoints By 0 (a Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown clip)
Просмотров 457 месяцев назад
When You Divide Checkpoints By 0 (a Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown clip)
Tail of a Legend - How Sparx Stole Easter
Просмотров 968 месяцев назад
Tail of a Legend - How Sparx Stole Easter
Ruining 2004 Games With Exploitative Monetisation And Other Horrible Design Choices
Просмотров 267Год назад
Ruining 2004 Games With Exploitative Monetisation And Other Horrible Design Choices
Kya: Dark Lineage: The Eternal Night And The Thievius Raccoonus Revengeance 3: Up Your Arsenal
Просмотров 71Год назад
Kya: Dark Lineage: The Eternal Night And The Thievius Raccoonus Revengeance 3: Up Your Arsenal
Upgrade Pains: A Forza Horizon 5 Story (ft. Donut Media)
Просмотров 160Год назад
Upgrade Pains: A Forza Horizon 5 Story (ft. Donut Media)
Jurassic Park But Fences Are Banned - JPOG Challenge Series 1
Просмотров 223Год назад
Jurassic Park But Fences Are Banned - JPOG Challenge Series 1
I Played A Reignited PS1 Platformer (and tortured myself by playing a bad Danish dub of a good game)
Просмотров 219Год назад
I Played A Reignited PS1 Platformer (and tortured myself by playing a bad Danish dub of a good game)
The Video Game Trilogy That Ripped Off Avatar
Просмотров 2,1 тыс.2 года назад
The Video Game Trilogy That Ripped Off Avatar
Can We Talk About..? How Broken Cynder Is In The Legend Of Spyro: Dawn Of The Dragon (w. subtitles!)
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Can We Talk About..? How Broken Cynder Is In The Legend Of Spyro: Dawn Of The Dragon (w. subtitles!)
This Video on ColourShedProductions "Stealing My Content" Sat Unused On My Harddrive For A Year.
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This Video on ColourShedProductions "Stealing My Content" Sat Unused On My Harddrive For A Year.
I Played The Remake (launch version) Of A Classic PS1 Platformer (and filled it with obscure jokes)
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I Played The Remake (launch version) Of A Classic PS1 Platformer (and filled it with obscure jokes)
Random Car Builds in FH5 - 400BHP AE86 Rally Raid
Просмотров 1032 года назад
Random Car Builds in FH5 - 400BHP AE86 Rally Raid
Random Car Builds in FH5 - 1300BHP Drift Jeep
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Random Car Builds in FH5 - 1300BHP Drift Jeep
One of the developers was interviewed on this, and they literally said "There were supposed to be female dragon elders, but the models made it so hard to make them look good as female that they just scrapped it and made them all male." They considered converting some of the elders to female to show case more diversity, but decided to stick with the original since all the dragons were voiced even back then and it'd be awkward to replace them, thus changing the "vision". Though for the first time in gaming history, the lack of females wasn't because of sexism and a hatred for females in video games, but mostly due to technical limitations at the time AND the lack of a woman in the studio to voice act a female dragon at the time, so they didn't want to do anything too silly. And for spyro 3, the lack of female dragons is more so coincedence as they just used the same models and dragons from the first game, but outside of that clearly had a lot more females anyway (just other species). So the actual reason for the lack of them is just coincedence and it's probably canon that there are indeed females but we just didn't see them cause they couldn't be modeled nor did they have a reason to show up in particular yet. A Hero's Tail (which thank you for showing love to that game, it was the first Spyro game I owned and I have a deep love for it, despite how tedious Blink's missions can be, the music is absolutely godly too), showcased the world more akin to what they would've done in Spyro 1 if they had a female voice actress, giving us the Nursury dragon and Ember openly flirting with Spyro to indicate they probably date the same way we do. Given Spyro didn't react surprised he saw a girl and treated her as if he grew up in the same school or neighborhood, it's safe to assume female dragons existing are normal. Even Cynder's case was kind of more the "exception" than the rule because she was kidnapped as an egg and raised by an evil dragon, but yet Spyro still seems to go out of his way to protect her.
BRUH USE NITRO
You are driving on EASY 😂😂😂😂
My childhood had the dreamcast
"Making Spyro, the titular character more and more optional as the game progresses." XD Ironically, I think 99% of what I hear about these games revolve entirely around Cynder, I don't think anyone really talks about Spyro himself except for context and maybe some Dark Spyro stuff but she's kind of the only reason people care about the games despite their subpar gameplay. So to be fair, she kind of already hard carries.
Merry Christmas Rally 🎉
5:58 the "we have the james bond theme at home" theme. 6:02 sus
Dunno how it really fits into all of this, but I feel it's worth pointing out that a lot of birds, at least (which are technically still reptiles, technically), tend to lay what basically amounts to "blanks" if there is no male around to fertilize them. I think some turtles can do this, too; tho in _their_ case it might've just been bc the two turtles in question were really really old so it didn't take like it should've (saw this in some program- either Nature or NOVA- on PBS a _very_ long time ago; context being that these were a type of critically endangered freshwater turtle that had few members left in captivity and I _think_ might've been considered extinct in the wild at that time?? so, captive breeding program and all that). Again, not sure how this is relevant, other than I feel like it _should_ be. Also for all we know, there could be a combination of things going on here. Oh- and while it's mostly irrelevant and hard to determine for sure, a lot of the hatchlings in Year of the Dragon seem to be female-coded, at least in their names and in some of the Reignited version's appearances (bows n shit; bc otherwise How Else Know if Gurl™???). Not that literally _any_ of this matters since this was entirely facetious, or at least mostly.
The delirium was already bad long before this.
spyro: more damage..... Cynder: More fast
43:07 it is like you read my mind.
Well Dam
1:48:17 But of course, why would you not have a Flea arena combat segment. Frankly all games that don't have them are just losing out on that chance at a 10/10 score.
Oh jesus
why use poison? i've always thought that poison was the most fun to use (exspecially secondary poison)
lmfao yes, spryo is a rip of of avatar an animiated cartoon that came AFTER spyro. Video gets a thumbs up from me.
2:59 nice music were is it coming from?
Would've had another subscriber if you left politics out of it.
You know what people keep demanding independent female characters so it's kind of a pass.
And to think I shredded Malefor by just sittig in the corner and spamming poison..
brother is a pro at torturing the seekers
I grew up on this game. I was always left confused. The way you just get thrown into the story with all these characters always made me think this game was a sequel. I wanted to understand the story. But this game wasn’t really meant for 6 year olds to understand. Back then I thought this game was so real. It’s funny now.
2:43 Counterargument : Spyro was raised by a male and female dragonfly, and thus is an outlier and doesn't count.
I'm not entirely sure what to read into your comment, nor am I entirely sure this is knowledge I want to have widely available on the internet, but here's some counter-counterpoints that, with the hindsight of more than two years of people deciding to take this joke video seriously for some reason, I probably should've used to expand the list of subjects: - Ignitus when trauma/loredumping on Spyro in ANB. "*She* still searches for me." - Ignitus, again, after rescuing Volteer. "*She* was doing what to you?" (This, of course, is followed by Sparx being confused by this, but if anything Sparx counts even less on account of not being a dragon to begin with) - Volteer, same exact cutscene. "..*she* was using me as.." - Then, of course, there's the whole cutscene leading up to the Malefor fight, which is just laden with The Pronoun Game. That was the briefest possible look into just whatever cutscenes floated to the top of my head when I thought about this, after having not given it a single thought for years. In conclusion, dragons as a whole know what pronouns are and how to use them, which means they almost certainly have such things as a gender spectrum, meaning not just girls, but also lesbian, gay, bi, trans (like Magnus in AHT) and other assorted types of queer dragons are not just entirely valid, but directly supported by the games themselves. Mic drop. ..I guess you're welcome, rule 34 artists of the interwebz? That's right, I see you out there, using my head canon that was developed for comedic and owning the conservatives purposes first and foremost as justification. You may be a rule 34 artist, but at least you're fighting the good fight.
@@rallymorten I somehow didn't get this comment until now. My bad if I came across as hostile. Also goodness you have a lot of arguments for this.
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That fear+electricity combo sounds "shockingly terifying!"
you know maybe we should turn this into a crossover.
RIP my monke ❤
Rest in peace my favourite sarcastic wingman 😭
That tier list at the beginning is so weird. Why's Ripto's Rage at A tier and Gateway to Glimmer at C tier??? They're literally the same game
I never liked the spyro games, however I loved this game. It's so cool, all the combo's the special elements, loved how cynder had elements that aren't the basic dragon shoots fire like spyro.
I found that spyro also had certain broken things in his elements.
pls make more content i like seeing smaller youtubers and defnetly seeing them get big
Even Cynder is not black in this as the other previous games of the trilogy series
Fun fact in skylanders she was as op as Kaos himself even before spyro convinced her to be good she was terrorizing the place just like him debatebly even scarier and worse
a comment came into existence.
Bro my game is crashing all the times when I run the game.
Well this video blew up in views since the first day I saw it 😳 (the day it came out)
I've been saying it for years, that this game is gonna flop the moment when they're delaying this game for like 2 times now, but none of my gaming friends actually listened to me And they literally made a grave mistake of deciding it to be an always online slop in the light of The Crew 1 is getting the servers going offline for good, like I seriously couldn't trust a company of their caliber could maintain the servers for a very long time, let alone this "offline patch" they're promised by the time they're done with this game (th are they, Polyphony Digital?)
ngl, I thought this was gonna be a deep dive on Cynder's character, being stolen from her home, then transformed into a monstrous puppet for around a decade killing hundreds if not thousands, and when she's eventually freed, she seems...oddly fine after learning of what she had gone through.
Awh, the Gaulish Ale! Nice one! [Becomes 334th sub]
Very nice Video! XXL 2 was along with Jak and Daxter my favourite PS2 game. I think it is the most polished one of the 3. I also started with speedrunning these two games. That was fun!
As someone who finished Arthur and the Invisibles, I can tell you it's a long sluggish game with many dangerous (unfair even) sections you can easily have an instadeath in, with an addition of quick time events too, and that's something I don't want to play ever again. My only motivation to finish it was testing someone's widescreen mod to ensure it wasn't game-breaking.
Good thing many mechanics were recycled in Astérix at the Olympic Games which is much less frustrating... If you forget about the climbing section in Doctormabus Lair.
@@lolodachi Oh god, that one is also bad, so reliant on timing while you're hanging above a bottomless pit where you may or may not survive if you lose your grip
Oh, I'm so happy that after our last quick talk you went towards making a full video about this! I've barely started but I want to comment now about why "Strange Dragonflies": the name of the studio was made out of lyric of a french song, "Volutes" by Alain Bashung (1991). Just for the trivia! And yes, buggy Sparks is... universal. At least not on 7th gen hardware. Vos luttes partent en fumée (your efforts turn to smoke) Sous les yeux embués (under the foggy eyes) D'étranges libellules (of stranges dragonflies) 5:33 Back in the day my older sister didn't even know combos were a damn thing and finished the game without, somehow. Speedrunners like me can somewhat manage. The opening 1000 can be dispatched by hand in 17 minutes. Still, yeah of course combos drain some of the bar on usage, so you can do them infinitely without recharging. And yes, it should make the enemy numbers go down while under a tornado, it's capable of defeating enemies that are off screen basically! 17:23 FUUUUN Fact, the cart you see here was the very first item the devs picked from the PS2 version to start bumpmapping for the x360 release, literally the first "next-gen" touched up asset. 18:59 I love how you accidentally did the dash glitch off these crates, when speedrunners actually do that on the bags just ahead to completely skip the entire "3 torches" door and its minigames. I'll conclude with this last edit, it would be fantastic to have a long chatter with you about general things XXL/Spyro in terms of engine quirks, developer insights and other things you might not know. If you look for my nickname on Discord, my DMs are open, there's lots we could share. I'm also at the TLoS speedrun discord and Mod the Dragon, I'm having fun explaining dragon-heads my understanding of DotD based on the predecessor games.
I feel like at least this much is worth saying here: It's not that I wasn't curious about what sort of dark, forbidden knowledge you may possess, but a combination of me deciding to go for more of a "first impressions after an as-blind-as-possible playthrough based on knowing the things I do about mechanics and assets from DOTD and HTTYD" style of retrospective and my social anxiety going "let's not get any more people tied up in these projects than is absolutely necessary, for a whole host of reasons" meant that I never got around to it. With all that said, of f***ing course me making a joke about how that cart was "next-gen" only in DOTD is coincidentally developer trivia about it also being the first asset to be made for Olympic Games next-gen. I swear, the amount of times I accidentally my way into something like that..
15:13 Sonic Heroes
Hey XXL speedrunner here, thx for the video! Always fun to see new people's perspective on my favorite childhood games! Much love from the Asterix speedrunning community!
How does this channel only have 323 subscribers?!?!
I know this is an old comment, but just look at his most recent community post. He's not even interested in making good RUclips videos. And from what little I've seen of his videos so far, he usually doesn't.
@@carlschrappen9712 I like how you managed to interpret "I'm making my videos for me, myself and nobody else, but if anyone happens to enjoy them, that's a neat bonus" as "I despise making videos, which is why I'm purposely making mine as shitty as possible". And no, the irony of me choosing to approve this comment solely so I can reply to it is not lost on me.
@rallymorten You are putting words in my mouth. I never said you despised making RUclips videos or that you were trying to sabotage yourself. I only said that you weren't trying to make your videos good for anyone else, and so they aren't, which is why no one watches them.
@@carlschrappen9712 To quote yourself just one comment ago: "He's not even interested in making good RUclips videos." Please, explain to me where the "for anyone else" part is present (or even implied) in that sentence, because I'm just not seeing it. Edit to add: My point, in case anyone stumbles across this, turns out is as follows: What part of the first half of the original reply was supposed to hint that "this guy is doing it for himself" was the takeaway? Maybe you got that, but that's gonna depend on how you read the second half. Sure, you could read that as a "you do you, and that's okay as long as you know what to expect from doing that"-type speech. Or you could read it like my brain chose to interpret it. Context matters. Bonus points for this sort of discussion happening in the comments of *this very video, specifically*.
@@rallymorten Your right. I'm sorry. I conflated you making videos for yourself with making videos for yourself with making videos that are good for other people to watch. I think just making videos for yourself is a valid choice. I will say that I think it's a weird choice to post videos like the one we're commenting under on RUclips, which doesn't feel like it was made to be watched. I don't know how or if this is something you'd ever want to sit down and watch yourself, even though it's your own thoughts.