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FTL Speedrun NEW World Record - 12:19 AE
Stealth B. I don't have the best mechanics but I've reset over a thousand times just to get this.
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Receiving lots of recipes in Stardew(circa 2021)
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Here we witness glory in all of its definitive definitions. A brash man conquers the mailbox with stunning precision. However, it can be easy to forget what we're truly watching here as we get caught up in those beautiful mouse movements. Much mail. And not just any mail might I add. Mail that specifies directions in which I can learn to craft different "foods" within this game(Stardew Valley)....
stop saying hello to people you don't know(pleas)
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Here i bring you n an intellectual adventure through space and crime a we delve into the topic of unnecessary greetings. do NOT say hi to me you fascist pig or i will contact your manager. That is a legal threat. Heed my advice sincerely. it is very serious, the stuff going on here. welp, i hope u enjoy friend? ! ! !
Europeans are too stupid to use Fahrenheit.
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Here I give my valued opinion on the current state of affairs between continents. If you are reading this know that I do not hate Europeans. However, this is a common take they have and I'd like to shut it down with an array of logistical evidencees. I cite many philosophers in todays videos such as playdough, hypocrate, and xerxes. Hope you lose or gain braincells upon your watch of today's do...
Are bald people inferior?
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Here we take you on a deep dive regarding the question of whether or not people lacking in the hairline department have inherently less value as humans. We discuss a numerous amount of sub topics revolving mainly around scientifically based research which consists of evidence and knowledge. This is part one of this documentary so don't expect to hear all the answers right away, this is mainly m...
Pillager King.
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Modern day rendition of a rat king. I f y o u k n o w u k n o w.....
Spongebob is scaring me
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A look at Spongebob and how he recently has been moving in interesting ways that might disturb some. If u like then I agree.
Mario Kart Double Dash but the walls keep hitting me
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If anyone needs a pterodactyl i got a dealer. But in THIS video we will be touching on the subject of tangible reality and we contemplate the metaphysical potentiality of times existence. For those who like Mario Kart! This description describes exactly what occurs in the video. Not even joking so u know I don't like that tone.
I got a Valorant WORLD RECORD
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no thank you for 10 subscribers! Subscribe if u like the video. In this one we take you down a path of exquisite taste procuring specifically the inhabits of Valorant skill. Enjoy.
Donkey Kong Three Run Homer
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DONKEY KONG HATRICK? No, Fuck you. This is home run.
alakazama alabala weesnad tikitana fushbar grittlebitz von vide schnozer
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"alakazama alabala weesnad tikitana fushbar grittlebitz von vide schnozer" From one of the greatest games of all time, Battle for Bikini Bottom, Patrick takes us through a rhetorical commentary based on the inner workings of various societal tropes found in the West in today's world. Despite not graduating with an MD, Patrick managed to co-write one of modern history's greatest scholarly papers...
What difficult is this
the B stand for BIDEN BLAST
I just got called bad for 12 minutes goddamn
This is not on hard but medium
crAZY stuff, but you have to be lucky sometimes
Incredible, I appreciate the pure effort and will put into this. Tho 9:06 was painful to watch... could have shaved off 30 sec... you must have felt it more than I do.
What a truly blessed run
I feel pretty smart that I discovered weapon pre-igniter is the most busted augmentation in the whole game like a decade ago.
damn this i so impressive, I was wondering how the flagship's defence drone didn't shoot the hacking device or was it just good luck?
Oh my god it was a on fire the entire time
thats how long it takesme to lose a game
Good god the luck on this run. Between early pre igniter and the final laser barrages not hitting your hacking or weapons...sheeesh
Nice little trick on the anti-drone drone
it seems like the very start of the run was rather suboptimal, not necessarily with speed, but with the amount of damage taken and immediately getting hit in the cloaking. what made you keep going on this run instead of resetting early?
At 4:10 you could have saved a few seconds by switching to halberd beam. But thats already very detailed nit-picking
facing a beam drone and instantly failing the dodge on the first fight is a peak stealth B moment
Finally! Someone else who likes Stealth B!
it's objectively a pretty bad ship layout (not *nearly* the worst as people like saying, that goes to either Zoltan C or Engi B), but it's prime speedrunning material thanks to starting with such a god-tier weapon and cloaking (in speedruns, shields are actually a dump stat)
I wondered how it was even possible to speedrun this game. Now I know
God run
im not too familiar with ftl have played a few times but, how does your starting weapon do that much damage
the glaive beam does 3 damage per room hit, and beams have the innate ability to deal damage through shields, if at -1 damage per shield layer the stealth B is built around starting with this and to make it balanced make it have no shields to start with(which cost like 90 scrap to install... and also require a shop)
The Stealth Cruiser B is the "glass cannon" of the game. Starts with an absurdly powerful weapon that has a long cooldown, but very few means to actually keep you alive while it charges up. It might seem OP in this video, but it can be a nightmare to play with. You hit an asteroid field, you're screwed. You fight an enemy with drones, you're screwed. You fight someone else with beam weapons, you're screwed. Something hits your weapons ONCE, you're screwed. etc.
800 hours of playtime and I could never do this goddamn
you should try it a few times, i bet you'd do better than you think. there are just some strats you need to know that make everything possible
2:43 you should have gone out and bought a lottery ticket after getting the preigniter
nice one
I don't even wanna know how many runs it took to get rng to line up, and then to play so tightly the whole way through when the perfect rng presented itself... really, really amazing work.
thank you, yeah it definitely took a while
долго же ты рандом ловил))) Стоило того?
Я не говорю по-русски, поэтому не могу сказать, было ли то, что ты только что сказал, обидным. Но я думаю, оно того стоило, потому что это было весело.
Я сказал, что ты долго ловил случайность такой попытки @@golddmane
I problary have around 300+ hours in FTL and I never knew you could de-power the hack like that and damage rooms with the laser in between. Nice run!
Newtons Third Load
I didn't know it was possible to avoid enemy defense drones by powering down your hacking and then powering it back up!!!???
oh my
Impressive.
I didn't know about the power toggling bug on the hacking. That's busted
I don't think it's a bug. The devs specifically programmed a mechanism to determine when weapons, drones and asteroids collide and used that same mechanism to fire down the hacking drones. It's only natural that a hacking drone can dodge a defence drone by changing speed. It also explains why they designed anti-drone drones to fire faster than defence drones-- so that they are less likely to miss.
Holy crap man, well done. Pretty solid
The fact is. Kelvin works the best in the physical formula’s. Since Celsius is easily derived from Kelvin (and Celsius is beter to understand than Kelvin, making it better to learn as a toddler) we use Celsius. We are smart enough to realize that Fahrenheit can bring more difficulties in specifically Physics and Chemistry. Physicists are ‘lazy’ so they don’t want to implement a more time consuming function of conversion in their formulas. So we use Celsius in order to make high schoolers waste less time on conversions when doing Physics. And there might be a good reason why this works as almost the entire world agreed.
Crazy that you got WR with a drone ship as your first fight. That'd be a reset for me, even without attempting a speedrun
You need to stop calling people stupid. You can barely string a sentence together. Why is Europe the only target when every continent including north America use Celsius?
sick. it takes me about 2.5h's
This is done on easy right?
yeah easy AE. otherwise itd take probably thirty minutes minimum
My heart stopped when you were forced to take two Zoltan sectors, was lucky that you didn't encounter any actual Zoltan ships
yeah fuck those guys
Fucking insane dude. Just wish more people PLAYED the game let alone speedran it.
yeah absolutely. the game should be way more popular than it is. if people knew about it and gave it a chance they wouldn't regret it
Damn... I've lost on easy mode with 4 shields, a full crew, full arsenal, stealth, pre igniters, completely loaded down using all my reactors power available. This dude makes it easy and destroys the flagship without even having shields
yeah i feel you. but without shields it takes a lot of luck. like if the flagship had hit weapons or hacking that probably wouldve been it.
Damn, so lucky to get first jump stores so often. You were very low on fuel there! The unmanned fighter fight in the second sector could have netted you a few seconds - switching to halberd would have killed it on a shorter cooldown.
yeah definitely a crazy lucky seed whose time could have been even lower
This gave me an idea! I submitted a proposal to the FTL speedrun forums you mentioned. I would love your input as the current WR holder!
I had never seen an ftl speedrun before and considered doing a run. I'm pretty familiar with the game so I clicked on your run to find out what it was about. As soon as I saw Stealth B my heart sank because I knew the rng I'd have to get would need to be immaculate. It really is incredible how much good luck was in this run and I certainly don't have the same patience to do it for 1000 attempts
You should definitely still try it out. You can use Zoltan A to reduce the need for good rng. The 4th fastest time uses that. and if you do end up speedrunning you should upload your runs to speedrun.com so that people know you're trying.
@golddmane That's where I saw your time posted! I have done Mario 64 ones so maybe I should give it a shot :)
@@golddmane is there a community hub or something of the like? I would like to know if certain things such as having hyperspace installed is okay and the like since a modded version of FTL is a bit finicky to return back to vanilla just for speedruns.
Lmao, i cant even win this game how the fuck u doing it that fast???
Nice job!
How much runs did he have to do to get that perfect one Respect man 👌👌👍👏👏
I miss playing this game when i was younger, its just amazing. Good job man,i always hated stealth b (i think thats the ship) but you used it very well!
thanks man. i used to play when i was a lot younger too, but stopped for years. yeah stealth b is pretty annoying but its great for speedrunning bc of glaive beam. if you're still interested in ftl theres a crazy mod called multiverse that you can look up that adds so much to the game, you should check it out
Whew
Double the beem equal double fun
Imagine being taken by the rebel fleet...
"I don't have the best mechanics" Man singlehandedly manages to do immense amounts of complex decision making and calls it "not the best mechanics" Man, you just deserve this win because it was so smart!