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FTL Speedrun NEW World Record - 12:19 AE
Stealth B. I don't have the best mechanics but I've reset over a thousand times just to get this.
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Europeans are too stupid to use Fahrenheit.
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Here I give my valued opinion on the current state of affairs between continents. If you are reading this know that I do not hate Europeans. However, this is a common take they have and I'd like to shut it down with an array of logistical evidencees. I cite many philosophers in todays videos such as playdough, hypocrate, and xerxes. Hope you lose or gain braincells upon your watch of today's do...
Are bald people inferior?
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Here we take you on a deep dive regarding the question of whether or not people lacking in the hairline department have inherently less value as humans. We discuss a numerous amount of sub topics revolving mainly around scientifically based research which consists of evidence and knowledge. This is part one of this documentary so don't expect to hear all the answers right away, this is mainly m...
Spongebob is scaring me
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A look at Spongebob and how he recently has been moving in interesting ways that might disturb some. If u like then I agree.
Mario Kart Double Dash but the walls keep hitting me
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If anyone needs a pterodactyl i got a dealer. But in THIS video we will be touching on the subject of tangible reality and we contemplate the metaphysical potentiality of times existence. For those who like Mario Kart! This description describes exactly what occurs in the video. Not even joking so u know I don't like that tone.
Donkey Kong Three Run Homer
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DONKEY KONG HATRICK? No, Fuck you. This is home run.
alakazama alabala weesnad tikitana fushbar grittlebitz von vide schnozer
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"alakazama alabala weesnad tikitana fushbar grittlebitz von vide schnozer" From one of the greatest games of all time, Battle for Bikini Bottom, Patrick takes us through a rhetorical commentary based on the inner workings of various societal tropes found in the West in today's world. Despite not graduating with an MD, Patrick managed to co-write one of modern history's greatest scholarly papers...
wow this is an amazing vid, thank you for posting and accomplishing this!
How to go through all the fun. Ridiculous.
Faster than Faster than Light.
AAaaaah, the sub 12 opportunities. Don't get me wrong, you are a hero and hindsight is 20/20, but it was so close
he's lag switching
Fahrenheit can suck my dong
Craziest thing of all is not restarting after that absolutely dastardly first ship encounter - either way, I may be a year late but I can still say this run clearly required incredible skill, knowledge, and reaction speed. Well done!
Ok won't lie, the trick of using the hacking tool. Never knew if you turned it off they anti/anti missile drone won't engage it.
Yeah it's a really useful trick
play with cheats is easy DU HURENSOHN
"I dont have the best mechanics" has the WR for over a year
It's true though lol. I messed up potentially much faster runs because of my mechanics, and there are people out there who could crush this record if they were dedicated to it.
Clutch.
it brings me so much joy that the world record is obtained on what is objectively the worst ship in the game. it makes me happy to see it have a use and unironically it's a fun ship to play regardless
Yeah I would never use it outside of speedrunning, too frustrating.
This moment when you see that your 1,5h isn't that fast😅. Great record bro. Congrats!
Thanks, appreciate it. But if you consider that the universe is billions of years old, 1.5 hours is actually pretty quick.
2:41 when I saw the Burst Laser MK 2 AND the Halberd Beam AND the Pre-Ignitor, I died.
At that moment my heart rate probably quadrupled.
Damn. Two Burst lasers 2s in a row at the shop. Whoa.
8:49 Damn if you had your halberd powered on before that drone I think it could have been sub 12 minute run! Room for improvement is room for new records??
Definitely. This run could've been a lot faster. I've been on pace for sub 10 in the past after optimizing the overall strategy but I fucked up that run. I'm certain someone could do it in around 9 minutes, but no one really speedruns FTL so it might be a while sadly. I wish some of the better FTL players would spend some time speedrunning because they could crush this record if given the chance, it just takes a lot of patience because of the necessary rng.
Of course its with stealth b
Ship of destiny
Lebsack Mountains
9421 Kristoffer Rest
Amazing!
My ego's too big to say thank you.
Walsh Curve
51508 Adriel Station
I just got the game last week and struggled through 20 runs only to get 1 win on my 3rd boss fight. ON EASY. God. DAMN. That is an artform!
Don't worry, I can hardly even beat the game outside of a speedrun either.
8:50 when he didn't power his Halberd Beam, I felt that...
It still hurts to this day
I've only recently started playing the game (about 14~ hours and 0 wins) but how are you getting past the enemies' shields with the laser? I thought that if they hit any amount of shield they did zero damage
It depends on the beam weapon. The one that this ship comes with is the glaive beam which does 3 damage per room. It also has piercing, which means that it can go through shields but loses 1 damage for each level of shield it has to go through. So if they have 1 shield, it does 2 dmg per room, or for 2 shields it does 1 dmg per room. If there are 3 or more layers of shields it can't pierce. The other beam I got in this run is the halberd beam, which does 2 damage per room, so can only get through 1 shield. The glaive beam is extremely powerful so it costs 95 scrap. But the ship I use in this video, Stealth B, comes with it, but to balance this out it has no shields. The other beams in the game are the hull beam, mini beam, and pike beam. The hull beam does 2 dmg per systemless and 1 dmg for rooms with systems but it has no piercing, even when it targets a systemless room through just 1 layer of shield. The mini beam does 1 dmg and is very short, while the pike beam does 1 dmg but is very long. Neither of those can pierce. There is one more beam, the artillery beam, which is unlike the other because it's built into a ship, the Federation Cruiser. It's more like a system than a weapon, as it has its own room, doesn't take up a weapon slot, and fires automatically. It's unique in that it actually pierces every single layer of shield and does 1 dmg per room I think. I'm only mentioning this because the Fed Cruiser type A is my favorite ship in the game partially because of this. I hope you're having fun with the game. I honestly haven't played in a while but it's one of my favorite games ever.
@golddmane Oh! Thanks for all the info! I guess I never figured all that out with the beams because I could never afford them TwT
Hah! What did I just watch? xD
Jose almost didnt make it
Harris Joseph Thomas Sharon Smith Ronald
8233 Sylvester Street
Makenna Keys
Sheridan Dam
Holy crap, someone sent offerings to the RNG gods. Well done!
I asked them for money, but instead they gave me this...
That was a fun watch. I never saw an FTL speedrun before but unlike so many games I feel like even as a casual player I could understand everything that's going on and why.
Yeah that's what's great about FTL, I feel like even if you were to know nothing about it, you can develop an understanding over the course of watching one run
Scarlett Avenue
Patrick Burgs
0433 Fisher Plaza
McKenzie Circles
Jaclyn Village
Skiles Valleys
Anne Crossing
TIL if u depower hacking then defence drones don't shoot it
I don't know if you can get sick with faster than Light travel, but if it's the case those crews must have iron stomac
The Flagship weakness was clearly Hacking.
12:02 rip Jones. Your brother Jones will miss you
Stealth B is so much fun
it really is
Well done! I never would have thought a run like this was possible without seeing it here.
thank you!
Wtf, it's a game right ? I don't understand
this is footage of my daughter's graduation
What difficult is this
easy
@@golddmane 👍👍🙂🙂
the B stand for BIDEN BLAST
I'm a big Biden guy.
I just got called bad for 12 minutes goddamn