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"Doggy says, 'woof woof', kitten says, 'meow'. I say, 'Get off my lawn or I'm calling the cops'" that one always made me crack up!

My favorite was when she said. If you jump out of a airplane and if your parachute doesn't open. Goodbye!!!!!

Which segment did she say "Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care. Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care. Jimmy got hit with a melon...and I still don't care."?

If you drop a bowling ball on your foot, it’s alright to yell, “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!” If you’re having trouble with your homework, don’t go up to your teacher and say, “This homework is too hard! Now give me a big wet kiss!” If you’re afraid your grandmother might get stolen, stick an alarm up her dress and chain her to the fence! If your grandma gives you a pretty new sweater, it’s rude to thank her by wrapping the sweater around her face and squeezing ‘til she turns blue!

2:34 “If you jump out of a plane and your parachute doesn’t open, Bye Bye” lol

When you go to Grandma's & Grandpa's house and Weekend Dad says "get it all out of your system."

Hey arnold

My five favorite piece of vital information: "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. No one cared."

Her cholesterol was probably through the roof.

She would be good for snl

Weird how the background says engorged and the 2nd definition

Me as a woman

One I remember was: “Cheaters never prosper… unless they buy my new book “Cheating the Denberg Way”, available wherever fine books are sold.”

Who is the guy that says the opening phrase?

Danny Tamberelli is no match for Lori Beth

Darn it now I want a hotdog

What..? No... "Old MacDonald had a farm; E-I-E-I-O. Old MacDonald never bathed; PU-PU-PU!!"

This particular Skit wasn't funny as a child & it's definitely not funny as an Adult.

Lori Beth Denberg Nickelodeon

hi

Vital Information was the best . Lori Beth Denberg was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I remember her on Steve Harvey as Lydia Liza Gutman

I'm in my late 30s and I'm still laughing at these what is wrong with me.

I know I am forever years late but I need them to bring the store ack so I can get this whole scene in a shirt

What words are you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cockface, dickface, dickhead, dickwad, cocksmoker, cocksucker? What about words like tits, pussy, twat, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dipshit? I'm sure you're trying to avoid words like bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, ass-hat, ass-clown, asswipe, jackass, shithead, shitface and whore, right? Are we counting words like piss, cum, cum-dumpster, and cum-guzzler? Oh goddammit! I almost forgot about fucker, fuckface, fuckstick, fuckwad, fuckboy, clusterfuck, and of course motherfucker. Are these all the kinds of words that you're avoiding Saison? Ok, well, good luck with that. CREDIT TO RURU THANK U FOR WRITING THIS OUT GIRLY IM TAKING CREDIT FOR IT

She always reminded me of Annie Wilkes from "Misery" just before she had the full breakdown 🤣

Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse went up the clock. The clock strikes one, and the mouse didn't get there on time and he's done.

⚘🌷🎶💛🌟💛🎶🌷⚘

0:56

"Once upon a time, there were three little bears. That is, until they met three little hunters." LOL.

Vital Information is mad funny to me now. As a kid- not so much but, it’s hilarious to me now. The “vital information” is as “important” as the “French” with Pierre Escargot. They’re both just random as hell which to me makes them absurd. And funny.

0:51 Been there done that

She forgot the N word

MEEEEEEEE

0:52 is all I'm here for

0:55 is why I came here

does anyone know what video 0:23 is from?

Clean norm Macdonald material

Legendary

0:53 Oooooh, I felt that. 🤕

I want that on a shirt

Lori Beth Denberg

Eeenie meenie miney moe, catch a tiger by its toe, if he hollers, let go of his toe before the tiger kills you!!!!!!

0:37 Can we push Donald Trump off the roof and shout "Hey everyone, it's raining Trump!" instead?

She was the first big girl in a show I regularly watched. 💗 Then I grew up into a big girl too.

Danny climbing up from under the desk is very bad out of context (maybe my brains just busted though)

Am i the only one who never found this funny...

How did I not find these hilarious as a kid? I just mindlessly watched this sketch back then.

"It's raining Billy!"

the god dammit transition is really ... really well done

so fellas- f*ck, fellas....so fellas fellas that's my favorite part right there