Paul Varley
Paul Varley
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Seinfeld Kramer (No Laughter) - "You Contribute Nothing To Society"
Takes on a different spin entirely. Yes, he's talking to you. He is talking to me.
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Видео

Dave's Railway Videos - North Wales Coast (1997/2001)
Просмотров 230Год назад
Filmed in September 1997 and February 2001, though most of the footage is from the former date. The original tape was deleted around two decades ago and as far as I know it's unavailable. All copyright to the respective holders
You've Been Framed, Jeremy Beadle era (1993)
Просмотров 2,6 тыс.Год назад
Rescued from a tape nearing the end its life, so the unpleasant quality can be excused. Seems remarkably superfluous in retrospect to have a full audience and an in-vision presenter for a clip show. There's some adverts here too for added ephemera.
16 seconds of S4C continuity (1990)
Просмотров 329Год назад
Only worth uploading because there must be about 0.00001% of S4C content out there, so even this incomplete snippet recorded unintentionally is probably of some interest to someone.
S4C adverts (1996)
Просмотров 466Год назад
I'll write Channel 4 here so it gains a bit more traction. There's never been demand for S4C material. Highlights include: -Lombard Direct (their first advert featuring the blue telephone) -Admiral Car Insurance (reading his lines for the first time) -Cellnet mobile phone service (are YOU ready for your first?)
ITV ''Night Time'' Adverts (July 1990)
Просмотров 337Год назад
-Honey Nut Loops (with the strangely off-kilter vocals) -Rennies (looks over a decade older than the airdate) -Burger King (still an 80s vibe going on with most adverts) -Gino Ginelli pizza (this was a week or two after Italia '90) -Crimestoppers feat. Patsy Palmer (sadly still an extremely relevant advert) Then a promo for the terrible looking The Upper Hand. I might be wrong perhaps, but does...
BBC2 continuity (28th September 1998)
Просмотров 308Год назад
Continuity around Red Dwarf, The Royle Family and Newsnight. It's episode three of the first Royle series, nostalgic for me as this is clearly the point where my mum would've realised the show was gold and the next new episode needed to be recorded. Also a very late 90's/proto-Y2K vibe to the promos too. Everything is going digital on the cyberweb, dude!
Melvyn Bragg - Not Just on Sunday (7th June 2004)
Просмотров 86Год назад
This was recorded because somebody fell asleep whilst taping an earlier programme. The internet has no trace of this existing asides from an entry in the BFI database. Until now. Melvyn Bragg presenting a one-off after hours debate with a bishop and two religious soldiers. Set-up with no punchline. Adverts included because, as I said, somebody was asleep at the switch. Copyright of ITV, 2004, i...
Modern Traction Mania 2 VHS (2000 - 2001)
Просмотров 44Год назад
Uploading this video tape because I don't think it would otherwise turn up online anytime soon, I think a few copies were available from the station shop in Bury in the early 2000's and that was it. Footage primarily from North Wales, the WCML and Milford Junction. All copyright goes to the credited camerapeople, Steve Stepney and Michael Ellis.
Dave's Railway Videos - Busy Day at Crewe (2002)
Просмотров 297Год назад
Inform me if you want this upload removed but AFAIK it's unavailable and I don't think the site that listed his titles for sale is active anymore. The tape I have is clearly on its last legs too so a better late than never chance to transfer and upload it.
Pingu (Danger! Scary!)
Просмотров 1 тыс.Год назад
I used to watch this show when I was younger. I think this was the last episode.
Car Journey UK 1991 - Chester and A55
Просмотров 2742 года назад
September 1991, random footage. Evocative as hell. FIlmed leaving Chester city and onto the A55 expressway to North Wales
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - The Definitive Edition_20220203155651
Просмотров 1242 года назад
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - The Definitive Edition_20220203155651
Returnal Boss 4
Просмотров 682 года назад
Returnal Boss 4
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare_20211207220529
Просмотров 552 года назад
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare_20211207220529
Returnal Boss 1
Просмотров 402 года назад
Returnal Boss 1
Returnal First Boss
Просмотров 222 года назад
Returnal First Boss
Returnal Boss Fight Phrike
Просмотров 252 года назад
Returnal Boss Fight Phrike
That's History - Border TV (August 1991)
Просмотров 3952 года назад
That's History - Border TV (August 1991)
Cartoon Network (UK) adverts and promos - January 1998
Просмотров 4,4 тыс.3 года назад
Cartoon Network (UK) adverts and promos - January 1998
Deal or No Deal - 27th June 2006 (Melanie)
Просмотров 10 тыс.3 года назад
Deal or No Deal - 27th June 2006 (Melanie)
GTA V - He Probably Had it Coming
Просмотров 843 года назад
GTA V - He Probably Had it Coming
Deal or No Deal - 23rd June 2006 (Bianca) (Last part only)
Просмотров 8 тыс.3 года назад
Deal or No Deal - 23rd June 2006 (Bianca) (Last part only)
Deal or No Deal - 27th November 2006 (David)
Просмотров 8 тыс.3 года назад
Deal or No Deal - 27th November 2006 (David)
Walker's Crisps advert - Barbecue flavour (1996)
Просмотров 3,5 тыс.3 года назад
Walker's Crisps advert - Barbecue flavour (1996)
Poll Tax on Wheels (1993)
Просмотров 3403 года назад
Poll Tax on Wheels (1993)
Gary Neville doesn't want to be there
Просмотров 142 тыс.3 года назад
Gary Neville doesn't want to be there
Deal or No Deal - 14th April 2006 (Original broadcast + adverts)
Просмотров 6 тыс.3 года назад
Deal or No Deal - 14th April 2006 (Original broadcast adverts)
Deal or No Deal - 21st August 2012 (Scott)
Просмотров 2,2 тыс.3 года назад
Deal or No Deal - 21st August 2012 (Scott)

Комментарии

  • @susandavies6510
    @susandavies6510 8 дней назад

    What a strange fellow is he alright.

  • @timprice8364
    @timprice8364 13 дней назад

    Did the guy just swear?

  • @adamwithey4746
    @adamwithey4746 20 дней назад

    You now have 444 subscribers! (Monday 30th September 2024)

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Месяц назад

    0:00 Christoph Waltz

  • @michaelamac9515
    @michaelamac9515 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for adding my show .

    • @paulvarley6347
      @paulvarley6347 2 месяца назад

      @@michaelamac9515 Sorry that I added loads of bullshit sound effects and music. Blame lockdown, blame boredom, blame the sky above. 😅😅

  • @jenny72
    @jenny72 2 месяца назад

    Wow! This music makes me happy! 😊 🎶🎵🎶 I am born in the 70's, but I like this music!

  • @andrewdouglas3338
    @andrewdouglas3338 3 месяца назад

    Really enjoyed your description. I was talking about Border TV local adverts the other day, sadly everyone looked at me like something was wrong with me!

  • @hopeofdarkness
    @hopeofdarkness 5 месяцев назад

    I like these types of videos that go back to those eras when the equipment to make the whole thing happen was more innocent without all the quality equipment that we have nowadays. Yes, I'm really old-fashioned. Thank you for sharing with us!

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 6 месяцев назад

    5:37

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 7 месяцев назад

    Back when if you were a pleb and you could not afford a car and had to use a "Pedal cycle" ... You were the LOWEST rank on the road and you just had to take your chance... 01:35 in this video. WHY all the cycle lanes... These parasites pay NOTHING to use the road.

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 7 месяцев назад

    40:41.... OH DEAR What have I done!

  • @prisonersforprofit
    @prisonersforprofit 7 месяцев назад

    kramer was my least favorite on the show, a clown on an intellectual show, i guess it fit and i know he got huge applause, but trump does too. so there you go.

    • @Lafly84
      @Lafly84 7 месяцев назад

      Don't forget the current Izzy Mandelbaum clone...

  • @jamesmprogers
    @jamesmprogers 7 месяцев назад

    To be fair, the punchline is him going completely 180, not the initial torrent of abuse.

  • @pierrex3226
    @pierrex3226 7 месяцев назад

    Feels like friends. Once you remove the laugh track, it's mostly a cringe fest. I never understood the appeal of this show.

    • @BlueOsito
      @BlueOsito 7 месяцев назад

      Seinfeld's bank account says It was an appealing show.

    • @emilal
      @emilal 7 месяцев назад

      is that why you clicked onto a seinfeld video with 2.1k views, then decided to comment?

  • @gmarounf7472
    @gmarounf7472 7 месяцев назад

    That's hilarious coming from a guy who is a free loader, doesn't work himself and who wouldn't even be able to pick up a single stone it wasn't for his friends 😂😂😂

  • @ryanwade6019
    @ryanwade6019 7 месяцев назад

    He's got teeth like Jack from On the Busses 😄

  • @runawayplane6166
    @runawayplane6166 8 месяцев назад

    Why the actual fuck have you put a ridiculous soundtrack over the dialogue?

    • @paulvarley6347
      @paulvarley6347 8 месяцев назад

      This upload was a niche in-joke between mates. Too niche to even articulate. It was never meant to gain many views at all.

  • @cleochristoforou7235
    @cleochristoforou7235 8 месяцев назад

    Why the hell did she deal at that price when she had the 4 big ones on board 😅

  • @harryholden5377
    @harryholden5377 8 месяцев назад

    Dam she would of been 100 years old this year

  • @distinctperception2776
    @distinctperception2776 8 месяцев назад

    25k would’ve changed his life the benefits scum

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    At 26:27 in this video ... "Mark" ..It is ALWAYS better to be thought a fool and open your mouth and speak ..And remove all doubt... Just let me remind you what the object of the game is..... The banker has to buy the box as CHEAPLY as he can... £5,600 at this 5 box is indeed a VERY fair offer... As we shall see.

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    SUPERB banker spanking .. When there were 2 boxes left £100 and £100,000 ..I think he could have bought the box for "The Governor" for ... £26,000

  • @Lewis-f8y
    @Lewis-f8y 9 месяцев назад

    Is this real?

    • @ryanwade6019
      @ryanwade6019 7 месяцев назад

      No, wrighty was playing for 500k

    • @Lewis-f8y
      @Lewis-f8y 7 месяцев назад

      Thanks for telling me

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    Rumor has it he spent the £27,000 on a PAIR OF BALLS.

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    She still got £250 for NOTHING...

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    £32,000 ... I wonder if he spent some of this money getting something done with them teeth... OMG

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    She blew £30,000 ... NO GUTS NO GLORY!

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    At 31:30 in this video... She is kidding HERSELF "She is really happy she got the money" She could not bring herself to say the amount... In psychology, she was "Coping" "Cope" all you want ... She blew the chance to win a quarter of a million pounds tax-free cash £250,000 in 2006 is the equivalent of £411,880 in 2024. I would love to see this show return to TV ... But increase the top box to £1 Million

    • @ixICocoIxi
      @ixICocoIxi 9 месяцев назад

      It returned last month and the top box was... £100,000. Or about £60,000 in 2006.

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    If only she had been a BIT braver ..She could have had an extra £50,000 However..She had no fallback other than £10 Think I would have taken the £25,000 in my hand also.

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    £5,000 in 2006 (£8,237 in 2024 value) Not exactly life-changing money ..But still some nice "Smile" money. Would have paid for a nice holiday and some new clothes.

  • @lynmaton8967
    @lynmaton8967 9 месяцев назад

    Why swap? The girlfriend is not good because she said it is his favorite number. Anyway that is his decision sometimes you should decide for yourself and not other people

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    Now was she really "Kind and sweet" OR was she an unaware mid-range Narcissist and this was just a facade (False display) Alwars BEWARE of the "Too good to be true" person ... The Philip Scofields & the Lucy Letby's of this World. It is a trick psychopaths and Narcissists use to secure you. They are masters at manipulation.

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    When you are out of luck...You are out of luck.

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 9 месяцев назад

    No guts..NO GLORY.

  • @chrisclarke8451
    @chrisclarke8451 10 месяцев назад

    First 1p winner, forever immortalised, forever young

  • @chrisclarke8451
    @chrisclarke8451 10 месяцев назад

    What a legend! Took the 25k and ran, no fcuks given. The best kind of player, good on him

  • @Murph_82
    @Murph_82 10 месяцев назад

    This is what happens when you applaud your own game! 😂😂 f*ckin t*at

  • @C_Williams84_Vlogs
    @C_Williams84_Vlogs 10 месяцев назад

    I literally lost my shit when just before the second offer, he was literally laughing on the Phone 😂😂😂😂

  • @bentheswitchsportsfan06
    @bentheswitchsportsfan06 10 месяцев назад

    The thumbnail looks like a meme hahahaha

  • @lukepratt3797
    @lukepratt3797 10 месяцев назад

    I miss the walkers gary lineker adverts

  • @legoferrari14
    @legoferrari14 11 месяцев назад

    9:40 In spite of having an all-blue final round giving a glimmer of hope, the game proves to be cruel to the end.

  • @legoferrari14
    @legoferrari14 11 месяцев назад

    32:52 One of the many male players who squandered the opportunity of a lifetime.

  • @bentheswitchsportsfan06
    @bentheswitchsportsfan06 Год назад

    They should've did this for the 2023 ITV reboot

  • @NwaHp3
    @NwaHp3 Год назад

    I couldnt tell if this was real or fake....... Paul you need to get a life...... REPORTED!

  • @Jesusofsuburbia768
    @Jesusofsuburbia768 Год назад

    The music in the background is so annoying

  • @hugorune766
    @hugorune766 Год назад

    Major thanks... MMEB has always been a favourite, thanks for this, you are a star.

  • @calvinmckoy91
    @calvinmckoy91 Год назад

    Dude I was around in 1990 And this promo is not from 1990 It’s from 1988 It doesn’t even advertise the future film production of Disney movies they actually made an effort doing by then Such as The Little Mermaid at the Cinema The Rescuers Coming soon to video in April 1991 You seriously need to get your facts straight

  • @bentheswitchsportsfan06
    @bentheswitchsportsfan06 Год назад

    "Self confessed ''Dealologist'' and right up Noel's street." Or as we say in the US: Self confessed ''Dealologist'' and right up Noel's "alley"" Edit: also is Theresa still alive?

  • @bentheswitchsportsfan06
    @bentheswitchsportsfan06 Год назад

    Sad that peopl who reach their 60s start to have their health go down a drain, no matter their weight, and June was one of them. R.I.P 😭

  • @joeymclean7358
    @joeymclean7358 Год назад

    (Paul) is player 217 on deal or no deal UK