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The Stars Aren't Alright
Добавлен 14 ноя 2023
The Stars Aren't Alright is a comedy/horror podcast, blending the Lovecraftian mythos with a far future, sci fi setting. The Keeper, Brian, uses the Call of Cthulhu TTRPG system to lead Alex, Catherine, Tom, and Leah through a series of mysterious events, unfolding into eldritch horror that stretches the character's sanity - and, in the end, learning that the true reality bending beings from outside time and space were the friends we made along the way. (This podcast contains scenes of violence, adult language, and - if we did our jobs right - disturbing subject matter. Listener discretion is strongly advised.)
S1.5 E3: A Steaming Pile of Exposition
Marmot, Maeve, and MawlEah investigate Lucas Firinn's apartment. Celery keeps watch with eyes big and small. There's so much exposition that its almost a 10-footer, but you know what saves us? That's right, a TRAIN BABYYYYY THE TRAIN IS IN THIS ONE TOO CHOOCHOO LETS GOOOOOOOOO (This podcast contains scenes of violence, adult language, and - if we did our jobs right - disturbing subject matter. Listener discretion is strongly advised.)
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S1.5 E2: The REALest of MEAT
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The crew of the Anserina makes their way to an allegory for late stage capitalis- I mean, Stevald IV in their search for Maeve's lost sister, Abigail. Celery uses vanity to get past the space TSA. MawlEah COEXISTS with toxic unicorn toys. Marmot enters the Matrix and wishes he hadn't. Maeve, as always, keeps us on track - her perpetual curse. Oh - there's a train in this one if that's your thin...
S1.5 E1: The Beginning of an Interlude
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Join the crew of the Anserina - Maeve, Marmot, MawlEah, and Celery - as they pursue a contract for their mysterious benefactor, The Officer. An engineer, a hacker, a socialite pilot, and a 126 year old barber might just be the crack team this galaxy needs to save it (but probably not). In this interlude, an all new cast helps us prepare for Season 2 in the best way we know how - crude humor and...
Catherine's ThreeShot: Call Center of Cthulhu PT 3 of 3
Просмотров 119Месяц назад
The horse traps? Knitted. The customers? On hold. The Phil? Collins'd. The Lord's? Justice. Join Cathy, Lonestar, Howie and Craig as they finally discover who is responsible for their misfortune, and the misfortune of the Call Center itself, in the blood gargling conclusion to Catherine's three shot. (This podcast contains scenes of violence, adult language, and - if we did our jobs right - dis...
Catherine's ThreeShot: Call Center of Cthulhu PT 2 of 3
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Cathy, Lonestar, Craig, and Howie delve deeper into the mysteries of the Call Center. A Caesar cypher makes all of us confront our fragile masculinity. Brian gets to recycle a lot of old sound bites from previous episodes. (This podcast contains scenes of violence, adult language, and - if we did our jobs right - disturbing subject matter. Listener discretion is strongly advised.)
Trailer - Season 1
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Curious about what you're in for with The Stars Aren't Alright? So are we! Have a quick listen, and then have a longer listen - described as "Absurdist Horror", fans of Aliens, Monty Python, and The Room should feel right at home. (This podcast contains scenes of violence, adult language, and - if we did our jobs right - disturbing subject matter. Listener discretion is strongly advised.)
Catherine's ThreeShot: Call Center of Cthulhu PT 1 of 3
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Catherine leads us into the godless pit of despair that is customer service in the Call Center of Cthulhu! Join Howie (Brian), Craig (Alex), Cathy (Leah), and Lonestar (Tom) as they try to keep their sanity in the multidimensional horror of the call center. We commiserate on the service industry for about 13 minutes - skip to that point if you wanna get to the goods! (This podcast contains scen...
Tom's Oneshot: The Most Astral of Adventures PT 2
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After the planetary landing went sideways, we meet up with our Extreme Tour Guides Sidd, Marco, Adella, and Buddy the Bear on the surface of Radwin V. Things get spooky as the architect of their misfortune delves into their fears and insecurities, and we most certainly do NOT split the party (citation needed) in the uberduber super spoopums finale to our Most Astral of Adventures! (This podcast...
Tom's Oneshot: The Most Astral of Adventures PT 1
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Join Marco, Adella, Sidd, and Buddy the Bear - elite tour guides with Astral Adventures LLC - as Tom Keepers us all down to the surface of Radwin V, to lead some rich people on a tour that costs more than most people will make in their lifetimes. This tour was planned and executed using machinery and software sourced from the absolute lowest possible bidder - what could possibly go wrong? (This...
Leah's Oneshot: The Gals Aren't Alright PT 2
Просмотров 453 месяца назад
Our gals continue their unintentional spelunking through the cave of horrors in the bloodcurdling conclusion to our GayKeeper series. Brigitte demonstrates how well she can climb. Jessica does her best. Coleen embraces an open-door mentality. Tonya makes statements about democracy. Cathy is glowing. There's a gun in this one. (This podcast contains scenes of violence, adult language, and - if w...
Leah's Oneshot: The Gals Aren't Alright PT 1
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This time we hand Leah the reins, as she leads Brian, Tom, Alex, and our new friend James in a dark and scary cave, for what is probably the third-worst bachelorette party you've ever heard of. Join Brigitte, Coleen, Tonya, and Jessica as they slowly unravel the mystery of missing appendages, and girlboss gatekeep gaslight themselves into and out of trouble. PT 2 coming soon! (This podcast cont...
Alex's D&D Oneshot: The Kids Aren't Alright
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We give Alex the reins, and he leads us to glory (chaos) and (mis)adventure! As would-be transfers to the prestigious Knockleberry College of Swordsmanship, Spellerey and Sneakerey, our band of rampaging hormone homunculi must navigate the inscrutable and arcane world of a college admissions interview for the pre-eminent adventuring academy in the land. Will Sol's perfectionism be her undoing? ...
Season 1 Episode 11: Be Not Afraid
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Religious Extremists? Check. Wanted Terrorists? Check. The Puddle? Check. Our flimsy plastic bag of humanity makes a desperate attempt to escape Gizen-Sha station, still reeling from the revelations of Lift (and Glade)'s memories...(This podcast contains scenes of violence, adult language, and - if we did our jobs right - disturbing subject matter. Listener discretion is strongly advised.)
Season 1 Recap: I Thought We Had More Time
Просмотров 1356 месяцев назад
Keeper and cast unite to discuss season one while we get progressively sillier, until the whole thing devolves into nonsense (even more so than usual). Join us while we discuss characters, storylines, behind the scenes details, tidbits of what might be in the future, and Catherine's childhood office supplies - all while serenaded with a random splattering of music from Season One. (This podcast...
Season 1 Episode 10: The Fundamentals of the Principles of Historical Astro-Economics
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Season 1 Episode 10: The Fundamentals of the Principles of Historical Astro-Economics
Season 1 Episode 8: An Industrial Amount of Lube
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Season 1 Episode 8: An Industrial Amount of Lube
Season 1 Episode 7: No Ships Like Friendships
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Season 1 Episode 7: No Ships Like Friendships
Season 1 Episode 6: A Spooky, Soylent Hallway
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Season 1 Episode 6: A Spooky, Soylent Hallway
Season 1 Episode 5: Sympathy for Oxygen Tanks
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Season 1 Episode 5: Sympathy for Oxygen Tanks
Season 1 Episode 3: The Long Arm of the Law
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Season 1 Episode 3: The Long Arm of the Law
Season 1 Episode 2: Blackmail, Booze, and Burning Buildings
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Season 1 Episode 2: Blackmail, Booze, and Burning Buildings
Season 1 Episode 1 - Welcome to Gate City!
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Season 1 Episode 1 - Welcome to Gate City!
The Stars Aren't Alright - The Setting
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The Stars Aren't Alright - The Setting
I love this campaign. The cast and the characters are great. I am having so much fun
We're so happy to have you here - thanks for listening! (We're having fun too, in case you couldn't tell 😁)
Nano-Raegan is so funny
We're glad you agree - we quickly became obsessed with the lil' guy!
Nah. No thanks. I listened to too much so fast.
We're no strangers to The Binge 😅 Thanks for listening!
Space lingo so far: Vid-Screen = TV Credsticks = Travellers Cheques Nano-Leather = Leather... Armor? Spacebestos = Asbestos Galactinet = Internet Space Scotch = A brand of scotch?
Excellent summary! You get it.
Super intense scene, "Hey hostage, pay 1000 credits to the bodyguard" "Actually I want 2000 from the guy at gunpoint" "Very well."
Glade is a businesswoman, first and foremost.
Pyotr failing every check
We're just taking Alex's word for that, honestly. 😂😂😂
Unbelievably underrated
Thanks, friend! :)
Absolutely! Should have way more views
@@tylerogden6390 We appreciate you guys watching, liking, and commenting! Thanks so much! 😀
👊 *promo sm*
Zip Zap Zop kills me
The best season 1 moment happens at 26:00. Unreal.
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Thanks, Kelli!
Sew good
Vidya!
Please post some of the commercials from episode 1! This series is fantastic and needs more uploaded content :)
Working on it! Uploading the commercials is a great idea - we'll work on getting some video content to go along with the audio :)