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If Vernon had a paternal parallel cousin Dale Dursley, Dale Dursley would… 1. Be an owner of a dump. 2. Have the exact same voice, image and height as Vernon. 3. Have only 1 older sister sibling-wise like Vernon does. 4. Be known by his career name Dustbin Dale. 5. Be way more aggressive and miserable than Vernon. 6. Be incredibly harsh to all of his own employees. 7. Live in a dirty rotten mouldy caravan at the dump. 8. Have fast food takeaways every single day. 9. Be best friends with his own cousin Vernon. 10. Smell terrible due to never having a bath or shower. 11. Have a big hatred for Harry Potter and magic. 12. Wear dirty messy clothes.

He reminds me of my grandma(she’s kind tho)

Ty❤

Petunia was basically the 2nd child that never got loved before she married Vernon and had Dudley

Music on 5:27? Btw I missed watching this video like 4 years ago ❤

LITERALLY I LIFESAVER

Thank you for this, Can I use this? Do I need to give you credit? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

KA-BOOM!

Did you require credits?

What a pleasent normal man

She was hot❤

Uncle vernon: 1:43 no post on sundays. Ha! Dumbledore: challenge accepted. The challenge: 1:53

I wanna 10 hour version of aunt petunia knocking on Harry’s door under the stairs: 0:00

His cloak suit at quidditch looks so damn cool.

7:56 whats muisic???

That was her childhood jealousy talking 1:47 2:07 We got it Lilly was your mom and dad's favorite let it go you witch Lilly Potter was young when she met James.

Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia was a loser to his grandparents

Aunt Petunia pronounces the P in perfect the same way Draco Malfoy pronounces the P in Potter

R.I.P. Richard Griffiths

She is sickening i love her

Harry's aunt never said anything about Snape

In the following weeks, Harry falls into a depression. He feels like an exile here in this world. He feels alone and hated. Harry, going about his innumerable chores, picks up the mail, only to be bowled over at the discovery of a letter addressed to him! “A connection is trying to be made,” he thinks. “Someone needs me.” Having delivered the mail, Harry tries to conceal his letter, but cousin Ragtime Roast Beefy thinks that Harry has a possible cookie or wafer and takes away the letter before Harry can open it. Uncle Piggums inspects the letter as best as he can with those eyes, and a phantom of fear crawls his goutish face. Harry ponders what could be so wonderful. In the next few days, a miraculous event unfolds. Birds from every breed and fashion begin to crowd the PorknChip’s home with letters addressed to Harry. The uncle is beginning to feel the pressure. Harry, in a spiral of depression, turns to the escape of miniature equine aficionado. He produces many a wine-out-of-nowhere spell and is drunk every day before noon. He is only half aware of his uncle’s battle with the birds. The aviary hoard perch on everything perchable, tarping the yard, car, roof and all in hawker-like bird waste and of course, the letters. Every bird revels in the madness it is inducing on Uncle Saltporker. The house, under drifts of letters, molting, and bird shit, now pushes the uncle to burn anything that is represented on paper. Harry, through a cloud of wizard magic and stealthily pinched valium from the evil aunt, notices his uncle fraying. One morning, while doling out biscuits, Harry listens half-heartedly to his uncle’s plans for a giant cat to be unleashed upon his feathery foes, but Harry’s attention is drawn to the window. Sunlight. Harry could almost cry at this simple gift of the universe. If it weren’t for these awful people, he would cry, but he must not show weakness, or else they’ll hand him his ass. He tries to focus on the yard and the birds. “Why are they trying to contact me?” The facts makes its way into his jungle of a conscience, just as a veritable fountain of bird-propelled letters issues forth onto the family. Harry decides that this is it. “This is the moment. I must make my move in this masking of a snowstorm and I will take one letter into my room and whisper it to my horses and see what they think.” Oh, how the wine talks. But Harry cannot make it to his tiny door. Even impeded by the onslaught of letters, the now totally bonkers Uncle Porkstar crashes down on Harry. The battle that would have been is now a sad display. Harry, at the drunken bottom of a depression well and his once formidable foe mindless and flailing.

I think that Rowling chose Rickman to play Snape to provide sexy entertainment for the series' fans' moms and older sisters/cousins. XD

I love the deleted scene with this woman she finally shows respect towards harry letting him know she knows how much hes suffering "You didnt just loose a mother in Hogsmeade....I lost a sister" and yet this was the same woman that on the first movie called her a "FREEEEEEEAK"

0:12 4:13

Todos los edits estaban re chidos

The best part and funny is honestly woman u call yourself our mother

Then she played Ms. Andor in Star Wars.

Can someone give me the name of some songs?

Its nice Petunia turned nice and Vernon and Dudley too at the end 😊

I remember watching this for the first time it's still so cute

If petunia went to Hogwarts would she be in bad house?

Jokes aside, Hagrid was actually the funniest character. Rip Robbie :_(

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Watching this with a smile on my face in memory of Robbie

Snape was a cold strict person but deep down he cared about Harry even though he never wanted to show it. RIP Hagrid & Snape

Snape was such a good looking guy maybe I am having serious daddy issues😋I have a crush on him ,his facial expressions were too cute & 2:50-2:53 his hair though🔥 Long hair surely made him look hot🔥& his cloak🥵

Queen is the best band in the universe and roger Taylor is so pretty... Sorry my bad english i am from paraguay xd

Harry's aunt was clearly jealous of his mom getting all the attention from his grandma and grandpa. His mom and dad went to magic school together. Harry was loved. Petunia was one of the few reguler human who seen magic and never had her memoies erased.

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OMG thank u for uploading thissss

dose any body know the song to 2:12

3:13 😅

I DONT CA

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Vernon Dursley and the ungreatful nephew

😍 krásné video 👏💞🇨🇿

PLS DO RON!

Thank youu!