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James Miller
Добавлен 27 июл 2014
This is a channel about proclaiming Jesus Christ as a Saviour to the world. He came to this world over two thousand years ago to live a sinless, prefect life so that He could die for my your sins. The purpose of this channel is to glorify God and to be a help to my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. This is done with sound Bible teaching and preaching. It is also done with Christ honoring music. Thanks for listening and to God be the glory!
Missing the Obvious
A Lone Ranger and Tonto joke about them going camping in a tent. Also the obvious reason why Atheist miss the obvious fact that there is a God!
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Why I Believe in the Resurrection of Jesus
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Why I Believe in the Resurrection of Jesus
New Grace
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I hope you will get a blessing from this song. This was sung at Back to Bethel 2022.
The Church Service in Hell
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Bro. Jason Kendrick preachig the last night of Landis Baptist church of the 2023 winter revival. The sermon title is "The Church Service in Hell".
O Scared Lamb, Winning SIde, The Lighthous
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O Scared Lamb, Winning SIde, The Lighthous
Christ, the Suffering Servant of God
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This is Bro Ricky Gravely preaching at Landis Baptist church during the 2023 winter revival. Bro Gravely preached out of the book of Isaiah 52:13-15 and then the entire chapter of Isaiah 53. Hope you get a blessing from this sermon by Bro Gravely!
Redepmtion Draweth Nigh,Thank God, I'm Free, Bless that Wonderful Name
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These are three songs from an old record ablum of the Landis Baptist Choir singing at Landis Baptist church in Landis NC.
How to Keep the Fire Going
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This is a sermon from the Gospel of Luke. Luke 24:13-32. The tile is "How to Keep the Fire Going".
Responive Reading 504 Adoration
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Responive Reading from The Broadman Hymnal #504 Adoration, Psalm 8 Psa 8:1-9 (1) O LORD our Lord, how excellent is thy name in all the earth! who hast set thy glory above the heavens. (2) Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength because of thine enemies, that thou mightest still the enemy and the avenger. (3) When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the m...
A Sure Foundation
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2Ti 2:15-19 (15) Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth. (16) But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness. (17) And their word will eat as doth a canker: of whom is Hymenaeus and Philetus; (18) Who concerning the truth have erred, saying that the resurrection is past already; and...
This is your lot, but is it well with your
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This is your lot, but is it well with your
Rondo Allegro
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This is one of my favorite Beethoven’s classical music and even though that this has nothing to do with Bible teaching or Bible preaching. I do find that listening to classical music is very relaxing and soothing! God bless you all!!!
Blowing the Horn on Hell
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This is a message preached by Pastor Leland Frazier called Blowing the Horn on Hell. A great message about hell and somethings that will not be in hell. Bro. Frazier preached from Ezekiel 33:2-7.
The Old Rugged Cross Made the Difference
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The Old Rugged Cross Made the Difference
The Church That Got Along with the World
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The Church That Got Along with the World
"Welocme"?
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Excellent Video. What a Blessing, I was very encouraged !
Thank you! I am glad this was a blessing and an encouragement to you! To God be the glory!
Wow, What a Blessing your Preaching and Message was to me. God's Word. I really needed that, it really helped me.
You're welcome sister and I am glad that they were a help to you! I give God all the glory!
i am first too
That first one killed me XD How the turn tables xD
I need to share this video with my Amish friends!
First
WOW……FUNNY STUFF. REALLY FUNNY STUFF, I CAN HARDLY TYPE….
It is quite apparent that whoever created the jokes that were retold here knew nothing about the Amish and presumed them to be unsophisticated people with little idea of how to interact with American culture. I presume that " a good clean joke " is one that is deliberately insulting, but has no cursing.
Neat thanks for sharing
Loved my Dad, looking forward to the day when I can see him again.
Loved this! And you did pick the best song to go with his pictures. I remember when he took us to the zoo. We had alot of fun that day, and I never will forget us sitting in the back of the truck on lawn chairs so he could take us. I thought that was awesome and being able to talk to them while riding to the zoo and back. I don't think it was too long after that, that daddy got a campershell put on his truck so he could do the same for us. I can't wait for the day to see grandpa and daddy again! I love you Jamie.
Yes, I remembered the zoo trip too! Love you too, Lydia!!
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If Goner Pyle was Amish.
Ha! Funny indeed ! Thank you for sharing!! Jesus bless ✝️
Thanks for watching
What amish people do with puppy mills is disgusting and immoral. People of God my ass
I like good clean jokes ,good job! God bless !
Glad you like them!
That's funny. But don't quit yet day job.
...That first one was a thought provoking joke... Though... It seems, due to my interest in bushcraft and survivalist content, the algorithm is now recommending Amish content to me. ...Which is a curious... Never crossed my mind, but, yep, I do suppose I might just be heading in that direction... With a few million others too, no doubt.
What goes clop clop bang clop clop bang clop clop bang? Amish drive by shooting. Your welcome
James, where are you from with that interesting accent?
I live in North Carolina.
Amish father and son go to the mall for the first time and among everything else that was fascinating to them, they were particularly interested in this little compartment with bells and flashing lights. They had never seen an elevator before or knew what it does. Well a little old lady walked in and the doors closed. Lights flashed and a bell dinged and when the doors opened out walked a great looking 25 year old woman. The father says to his son, boy go get your mother.
Thanks for putting some good clean humor on the internet! Keep it up!
Thanks for your kind words!
The second shot is or will be a warning
Lol... Very good, James !
Thanks
@@JamesMillerComeandDine Yes Sir!
-What be female Amish called? -Womenonites. 😐
Micro Aggression agin the Brethren, for Shame, for Shame you sinner!
Yes, I know I am a sinner and these two jokes were lighthearted. I am a Baptist and yet if I was told a Baptist joke in the manner that I told these two Amish joke I would laugh at them!
The first one is not a joke; this should be primary school mandatory knowledge.
Wow. Total bigots, all of you.
Actually the first one makes a lot of sense...
A rabbit, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. "I shouldn't be drinking" said the minister "I shouldn't be drinking either" said the priest "I think I'm a typo" said the rabbit
I love the Amish!!! I love Joe Biden!!! Yay!!!
Welocme?
I went back and looked at the opening and I should have double checked:)
The first joke was really funny, so funny I'm going to tell it to all my friends.
Johan I could NOT understand what he said for the punchline at the end of the first joke.
Sorry about that... The punchline is that the Amish man was asking the banker, "what do you have for collateral"
And all the Amish people are laughing at these jokes as they’re watching it on their wooden tablets.
Uhhh.....
I laughed out loud at both jokes. Imagine real jokes like that instead of drivel about race, sex etc. Dry Bar is a bit like that as well. I guess from birth rates, Amish and Mormons are doing sex too much to make jokes about it.
Thanks ! I get 4 miles with my range master, the Talking house not so much, but I have a Steel Barn Roof I need to use as a ground Plain...Should help a bunch.
Thanks,both made me smile.
I'm glad!
Totally surprised at how good these jokes are! The 2nd one I heard long ago, substituting “Quaker” for “Amish.”
Yeah and the Quaker said sir thou standeth where I about to shoot
I like that!!
why dont the amish get covid? because they dont watch tv.
I had to switch on the subtitles to understand what this man was saying - it ruined the first joke for me!
So now you're saying your maga rtump is a lier.
@@johnl2998 There are no subtitles available to translate your comment!
Imagine Norm.
Uhg
As a Quaker, I've heard the second joke before, but with Quakers instead of Amish.
no idea what he said in first punchline, didn't stay for the second :)
I didn't know the Amish had a sense of humor. Probably in 'platt deutsch'.
Why was the Amish woman excommunicated from her church? Too Mennonite.
collateral joke is awesome, I have to use it in my bank hahahahahahahahahah see what they say
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