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Lanslet
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Добавлен 6 окт 2023
Cool knight has chill day.
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Contact: sirlanslet@gmail.com
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Contact: sirlanslet@gmail.com
The Elder Scrolls Insult Tier List
Ranking every swear word used in The Elder Scrolls series based on offensiveness, coolness and popularity. Bye bye RUclips monetization!
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Music by @cloudwarmernyc
Outro by @nightdreams
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Music by @cloudwarmernyc
Outro by @nightdreams
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PS2 Games With Cool Female Protagonists
Просмотров 50814 дней назад
Taking a look at a bunch of obscure retro games with awesome female leads. Suck my balls Kotaku. Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet Music by @cloudwarmernyc Outro by @nightdreams
Dustborn Is An EMBARRASSING Failure
Просмотров 5 тыс.28 дней назад
Imagine making a game out of political spite. That always works out well! Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet Music by @cloudwarmernyc Outro by @nightdreams
Blood Will Tell | The Rarest PS2 Action Game
Просмотров 794Месяц назад
The game that costs an arm and a leg, literally and figuratively. Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet Music by @cloudwarmernyc Outro by @nightdreams
Exploring the Depths of YouTube Vol. 2
Просмотров 235Месяц назад
A deep dive into RUclips's obscure and creepy corners. @SCWood @neuroharmonics @HowlVision Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet
Is UrbanSPOOK Really That Bad?
Просмотров 2,8 тыс.Месяц назад
Her arms were cut off. Her legs were cut off. Her ears were cut off. Her tongue was cut off. Her nose was cut off. Her eyeballs were plucked out. Her eyebrows were then waxed. Her tongue was sliced open. Her hair was cut off. She was stabbed 25,9403.84 times with a fork. A painting was found with the title "Ouchy Samantha". @urbanspook Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a cof...
A Creepy DOOM Mod I Found...
Просмотров 2912 месяца назад
A DOOM mod that will make you feel as though your stomach is filled with a team of bumblebees. www.moddb.com/mods/raison Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet
Exploring the Secrets of Morrowind’s Testing Rooms
Просмотров 6482 месяца назад
Exploring Morrowind's secret dev testing rooms. Naked Khajit, Deadric Argonian farmers and the true Grand Spymaster of the Blades await inside. Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet
Analog Cosmic Horror About Evil Metaphysical Entities
Просмотров 7982 месяца назад
They live in a different plane of reality. They remain hidden, feeding off of our misery and suffering. But what would happen if humanity discovered their existence? @AetherExperiments Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet
YouTube's Forgotten DOOM Horror Series
Просмотров 6 тыс.2 месяца назад
Hello Athenians, today we'll be exploring a RUclips horror unfiction series based on the original DOOM games. Although the channel is defunct, using the Wayback Machine we can save the lost videos from being forgotten. I sacrificed everything for this (mainly my laptop's GPU) so please consider liking and subscribing, my sanity and lower back would appreciate it. web.archive.org/web/20230106013...
Analog Horror About a Deadly Drug Epidemic
Просмотров 13 тыс.3 месяца назад
Let's explore the obscure analog horror series titled ZETACODINE, featuring a drug so addictive and deadly that its users lose their humanity and become feral. @junesmedia Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet
So, I Watched a Greek High Fantasy Movie, and It Surprised Me!
Просмотров 1903 месяца назад
No dragonphoenixes were hurt during the filming of this movie. Because they were never there to begin with. Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet Music by @cloudwarmernyc Outro by @nightdreams
Exploring the Depths of YouTube
Просмотров 1,8 тыс.3 месяца назад
A deep dive into RUclips's obscure and creepy corners. @nikmaack @odyya @zuluAbatwa Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet
The Most Unhinged Indie Horror Games I’ve Ever Played
Просмотров 1,7 тыс.3 месяца назад
Content warning: flashing lights, jump scares, blood, gore, scrambled pornographic images, substance abuse This is Frederick Maheux a.k.a Death Orgone. His games will overwhelm your senses, his art will unnerve you and his music will disturb you. Overall, his works will fascinate you. His website: www.frederickmaheux.com/ Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com...
The Man Who Broke Oblivion in Half
Просмотров 7 тыс.3 месяца назад
From creating a sentient NPC to ordering pizza from a mod, Nickies has truly made Oblivion bend to his will. This is his story. Nickies' channel: @NickiesBlack Support me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/lanslet Buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/lanslet Join my Discord! discord.gg/E37uV9E8Zu Follow me on Twitter! sirlanslet
Dead to Rights | We Have Max Payne at Home
Просмотров 5034 месяца назад
Dead to Rights | We Have Max Payne at Home
jvk1166z.esp | Investigating Morrowind’s Creepiest Mod
Просмотров 14 тыс.4 месяца назад
jvk1166z.esp | Investigating Morrowind’s Creepiest Mod
drb0sch | A Terrifying Fallout New Vegas ARG
Просмотров 249 тыс.4 месяца назад
drb0sch | A Terrifying Fallout New Vegas ARG
Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom Is One of the PS3 Games of All Time
Просмотров 2,9 тыс.4 месяца назад
Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom Is One of the PS3 Games of All Time
When a Developer Transforms Her Nightmares Into Video Games
Просмотров 7625 месяцев назад
When a Developer Transforms Her Nightmares Into Video Games
Why You Should Still Play No One Lives Forever Today
Просмотров 5535 месяцев назад
Why You Should Still Play No One Lives Forever Today
The Weirdest RPG Maker Game You’ve Never Played
Просмотров 1,7 тыс.5 месяцев назад
The Weirdest RPG Maker Game You’ve Never Played
The Fifth Element’s Disappointing Movie Tie-in Game
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.6 месяцев назад
The Fifth Element’s Disappointing Movie Tie-in Game
Colosseum: Road to Freedom for PS2 Is Underwhelming
Просмотров 2,5 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Colosseum: Road to Freedom for PS2 Is Underwhelming
Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier Is Underrated
Просмотров 1,5 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier Is Underrated
Metal Arms: Glitch in the System Retrospective
Просмотров 1,6 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Metal Arms: Glitch in the System Retrospective
Knights of the Temple: Infernal Crusade | A Divine Retrospective
Просмотров 3,2 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Knights of the Temple: Infernal Crusade | A Divine Retrospective
Ghosthunter | A Spooky PS2 Retrospective
Просмотров 17 тыс.7 месяцев назад
Ghosthunter | A Spooky PS2 Retrospective
Maximo: Ghosts to Glory | Brutally Hard, but I Love It
Просмотров 3,1 тыс.7 месяцев назад
Maximo: Ghosts to Glory | Brutally Hard, but I Love It
I imagined "snowback" meaning that someone is sitting and thinking so much, that if they sat outside they'd have a layer of snow gather on their back.
Noticed you used a screenshot from the wikia page for Elder Scrolls. Recommend using UESP instead
4:27 Holy shit, that's my meme! I posted it to iFunny in 2021 and totally forgot about it for three years. So weird to see it out in the wild
There is also a Skyrim version of this called jvksky1166.esm
I believe "N wah" is based on both english "ne--oid" and "abeed" from arabic considering the dunmers culture is based off of them. abeed in arabic means "slave" and "black". blacks are the "slave race" so much in their culture it made it into their language by some point even today theres a whole city named that "Al Abeed" in Gaza, and yes theres slave trade there. pretty much every arabic country has one
Why did you call bretons cannibals? I thought the wood elves were the cannibals
You're right, I fucked that up lmao
@@Lanslet lol, I thought it was some piece of lore I missed
In Red guard a character you speak to calls dark elves red eyed ghouls
Man I love racism N'wah
My favorite insult for Altmer is Pissmer.
Waxhutil my ass.
I feel like Knife-ear should deserve S-tier its not inherently great but Pelinal Whitestrake alone i feel cements its place
The high elves only need one racial slur because in their eyes, you are either a high elf or some kind of sludge rat.
Kaoc sounds like kak, which means shit in my language. A 'kakker' is an arrogant (rich) shit
Yeah well the argonians INVADED the daedra during the oblivion crisis so I think they automatically get bumped up in cool factor
Whatever you say my N'wah
The topic of the video is a question but the man that made the video is great
I always thought "fetcher" was replacing the F-bomb. I can totally see some cranking old lady in the wilds chasing me and screaming "you fu**er" Anyways, we all know there's one S-tier insult missing here. One that has boiled more blood than any Thalmor. "Do you get to the Cloud District often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't."
But what about: "You'll make a fine Rug Cat!"
snow elves are too nice to have slurs
3:13 "argonians are special because I can't pronounce their insults" My brother in Christ, I just witnessed you committing war crimes against pronunciation of danmer words. I fear to proceed with this video if what you just did was considered by you even remotely close to how it should be pronounced. I suggest you delete any TES games you have from your PC, then delete your channel and forget you ever did any of that.
Milk drinker
Cool. Now make one for all real languages
Knife-year Series insult. Because I use it.
Bussmer -> Merlet
I remember playing morrowind as a nord, and i went into a daedric shrine with altmer warriors and i remember them saying "you will die where you stand, snowman" and i was so taken aback by that word that its stuck with me since
If a Khajiit calls anyone clawless, they're calling them a pussy.
In my opinion Snow back is a play on wet back which is an American slur for Mexicans who get wet swimming over the Rio Grande
No way in hell you did a elder scrolls video and didn’t mention scaleback
So real sera, irl racism gets so bland very fast, is elder scrolls you have eons worth of history to study it and be more racist towards them
I think that clawless could also be used for calling someone weak or defenseless, seeing as they lack the weapons/claws to do so.
You're going in the Great Book of Grudges for rating knife-ear so low, wazzock! (great video, do a Warhammer list next time pretty please)
Falmer: * mutant screeching *
Certified Dark Elf video.
9:20 so you’re telling me the creatures that live in Oblivion have their own slang?
Missed a great opportunity to call the Altmer pisselves
Snowback is nearly identical to a real life slur… just replace the snow with wet
Where’s that Ruth fourth chaos emerald
Are you serious? Milk drinker is A+ at least! You’re clearly a milk drinking imperial
As a Dragon Language enthusiast, I gotta pipe up with my favorites- Tafiir- Thief Iir- Worm Meyye- Fool/Fools Sahlo- Weak Tahrodiis- Traitor/Traitorous Volaan- Intruder/Trespasser Aar- Servant
soo dragon resurected in kynesgrove is literally "weak" someone/knir
@@Entiti_8496 Dragons have 3 words for name, so sadly Sahloknir isnt Saloh-knir, but Sah-Lok-Nir, wich means "Phantom-Sky-Hunt"
i have the understanding that Argonians are kinda based on Aztecs/mesoamericans, and them insulting each other of their own race sound very Latin America to me 😂😂😂
Are you Greek? Me too! Haha we have the same accent!
They got away with N'Wah! I got called racist for naming my dog Monkey!
We shall watch your career with great interest
«Being eastern European I'm as much racist as it gets» Bro same
id like to clarify on that one as a fellow eastern european,its not that were racist against physical features thats the west,every country in eastern europe is racist against anyone who isnt from your country,so its more like nationalism dialed up to 11 than racism rlly
He is greek so not really eastern europe.
Hoese cats actually exist in tamriel and they are the same aa they are in real live. No intelligence. So calling a kajiit a house cat is kind of like calling a black person a monkey. So i devently see the offensivness
It's specially bad for the khajiit that actually look like house cats
I like "farming tool" to refer to Argonians on account of their past slavery.
I prefer slaveasaurus Rex
Big mistake importing Argonian slaves. Same mistake the US made and was overrun by Argonian immigrants.
And Khajiit
There's another, shorter, more effective way to insult em this way 😏
@@danielsurvivor1372”N’wah”
Fetcher means "slave", so it's pretty offensive imo, especially when said to a Khajiit or an Argonian.
So its basicaly the tamriel Version of the n-word
@@lurchschubser3510 Absolutely.
Filthy milk drinker
It's not that offensive, farming equipment aren't people.
@@Threadnaught so true bestie
"Rgghhggghhhhgh"
"Snowback" could also be someone who walks and moves so slow that snow starts to pile on their backs.
I thought that I knew TES lore pretty good, but I didn't know even a half of that list, how shameful of me