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0:18 I may or may not have been this ‘outside influence’ 0:53 Long day 2:40 Lies I tell you! 3:20 I just wanted to make sure you knew where he was. His shop is pretty decent for a few things 5:15 Wow, now tbf that is something I had no idea about. I didn’t know you could attack the ghosts in New Londo if you were cursed 6:10 Coffee o’clock 6:30 You won’t be saying that when you realise what curse actually does in this game 8:08 he most definitely did not say rats. The basilisks are the ones that curse you. He said ‘the big-eyed lizards in the sewer’ 9:35 Death 125 underestimating your foes Personally I’d have warped to the Daughter of Chaos bonfire and then come back up through Quelaag’s arena. Would’ve been way quicker. (you figure this out at 25:12) 13:20 because its you 17:00 the mindgames by them two in the next 30 seconds 18:20 not sure about this one hahaha 18:50 this guy’s having a conversation with himself - “how the fuck do we get to that?” “yeah true! How the fuck DO we get to that?” 20:30 hahaha 21:44 crazy vocals 22:30 yeah definitely don’t continue that one 22:50 what is this exclamation hahaha My god the next two minutes are so frantic 29:25 The ballsy-ness of FromSoft 35:00 !!! 36:20 some more Dappy lore 37:38 actually unintentionally funny 43:06 Yeah that always works!! 43:48 That must be Michael Mushroom 44:20 I cannot describe to you the feeling I had when finding this place for the first time. It’s so liminal. Massive trees growing out of seemingly nothing. One of the only areas in the game with music and even then its like draconic chanting. And just how far down it is (when I found this on my 1st playthrough, I was yet to acquire the Lordvessel, so I knew the journey back up was going to take forever) Its such a cool area. 44:40 Anyway, fuck my ramblings about how cool the game design is and stuff. Dappy, hit em with a freestyle. 47:25 Jumpscare 48:14 Death 126 Item greed 49:12 Next 30 seconds are so coffee-brained 49:30 out of context 53:00 hahaha what is going on 54:28 This is the music I used for the draconic ritual in Stormwreck

best place to farm souls. The phalanx guys are close to the bonfire and easy to kill

0:10 Fastest coffee pour in existence 5:03 Death 123 Optional 7:01 It wasn’t an item, it was a summoning sign 9:05 Probably the most famous Dark Souls fight coming up 13:50 I also ‘opted’ for Super Smough when I first fought them 18:45 ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH - 1 TRY (fair play!) Now it’s time for pure elation. 20:00 Oh it’s something far better than simply just a bonfire 20:40 fucking hell that fight genuinely took the breath out of you, you’ve sounded winded since you killed them 22:08 arguably the most famous message in this game 22:15 Just listen to the smile on your face 23:00 Euphoria! 24:00 Brother genuinely takes a shitty cat in a dark forest over the largest-bosomed lady he’s ever laid eyes upon 24:55 hahahaha 25:20 Euphoria! 26:15 So in this game, you only get to warp to specific bonfires. Usually the main ones for that area. Whereas every other game lets you warp to any bonfire at any point 27:10 I’m home! 29:40 hahaha that reaction. Yeah I think its intelligence 15 for Big Hat Logan to teach you sorceries 30:38 He heard you hahaha 31:45 Yes, she is 32:15 This really was a ‘two-coffee in a day’ kind of exchange between you two 34:35 This bit was funny 36:28 This sound effect 37:00 Hey who’s that over there, sat under the bridge??? 38:37 “I’m the chosen one” is the new “I defeated Yhorm” 42:52 See my comments from last episode 44:10 Time for g..g..g, g.g.g..Ghost!!!! 45:05 Careful now boy!!! 45:10 Death 124 Death by ghost 45:28 It’ll never show you the one you’re currently at. You’re currently at Firelink Altar 48:02 What on earth is this reference

0:17 Vintage Dappy - ‘The Immediate Contradiction’ 2:40 Time for iconic sound effect Tbf she’s completely optional, its entirely up to you whether you want to fight her or not 11:28 Yeah best of luck with that 12:15 also just FYI in case you never think to come back to it, this elevator has more than just 2 levels… 15:24 In DS3, the world is collapsing rapidly. All the kingdoms across all the lands are all merging into one, so Anor Londo just happened to land somewhere above Irithyll. There’s in-depth lore somewhere but I think that’s pretty much the gist of it 16:53 Death 121 The infamous Anor Londo Archers 21:29 Sun bro! 27:58 A sign of things to cum 30:40 “Sorry for the swearing guys, you should be used to it by now though. If not, you’re a pussy” 31:00 The rare Batts jumpscare 31:40 Onion bro! 32:10 Let’s see how long I was 32:30 Jumpscare 35:45 Death 122 That’s a new one 38:33 Crazy new Dappy lore 39:00 Yeah it’s called the Grass Crest Shield + Chloranthy Ring 39:22 I was approximately 7 minutes 40:38 Crazy foreshadowing considering what’s to come. The payoff of seeing her in the flesh is gonna be immense 41:15 Nice idea, would’ve worked if it was Elden Ring 42:04 Foreshadowing 43:05 Big friend! So to get ‘Boss Weapons’ you need to ascend a weapon I believe to +10 first and then he can use the Boss soul to ascend it to a special weapon. It goes by class, so for example, you need any +10 Curved sword and Soul of Quelaag, to create the special weapon corresponding to her soul. You’ll need any +10 Axe and the Core of the Iron Golem to create the weapon for his boss ‘soul’. And so on and so forth. Try it out for yourself if you’re interested, a lot of the weapons are very very cool and very useful. You might consider checking out the first two tabs of his ‘Modify Equipment’ menu every now and again. Regarding the +5 Claymore, maybe go back to Andre and see if he can do anything more for you. 48:50 You never did check that summoning sign 50:48 hahaha ffs 53:00 Also I’m struggling to see why you’re going all the way back to the OG bonfire considering you have a bonfire literally outside the boss room that you kindled twice. Although I’m sure you’ll come to figure that out soon enough. 54:22 Foreshadowing

0:20 Brother studied the correct nomenclature of a church in preparation for this episode 1:58 ‘No-hit episode’ lasted all of about 20 seconds 2:10 Don’t get him involved now 4:00 hey it's me! 8:40 So you’re saying you’d rather them tear down natural beauty instead? This guy definitely supports the deforestation of the Amazon. 11:05 Visions of Boletaria… 12:44 well technically yes, but not in this game 15:35 meow 16:10 mew 18:03 His name is ‘Kingseeker Frampt’ for future reference 18:23 Been saying this for years 18:58 Then I’d best find a new favourite fruit! 20:35 If only you’d bought a bunch of AoE weaponry to throw at them 22:30 Fucking hell he gave you 30k souls! 26:40 Death 118 It's funny because we can see them on the video, but i'm assuming you can’t see them when you're playing, just due to the brightness setting 27:33 Death 119 money back guarantee 40:10 Turn the crank downstairs, opening that door and making this area infinitely easier 46:57 Death 120 I feel like you should’ve known that was going to happen 47:14 hurray for remembering

I’m willing to bet this episode will get picked up by the algorithm, and get a decent amount of views because you literally can’t stop yourself saying ‘What the sigma?’ and ‘What the skibidi rizz?’ the whole time. 0:40 Probably useless information now, but if you scooted slightly further forward, you could’ve interacted with the cages. I’m sure you can deduce what they do 1:18 Death 108 A cinematic death 4:00 Death 109 self-inflicted 9:50 Death 110 Immediate cause and effect 13:15 IRON GOLEM (NO-HIT/NH) - 1 TRY 14:25 Its ‘The Shot’ of DS1 15:20 !!! 29:20 Death 111 worth a go 31:55 Death 112 panic 34:11 If you’re lactose-intolerant, look away now 35:32 Wouldn’t you like to know 37:25 !!! 37:40 perfectly-cut scream 38:45 Death 113 Yeah no there’s a death barrier there 39:50 Death 114 platforming error 42:10 Death 115 retribution for the bad words 44:16 Death 116 just wait one second! 47:35 FEIN 51:44 Your instincts were exactly right. If you hadn’t had that doll in your possession, the painting would’ve just said ‘contraption does not move’ or whatever upon examination. However, as you may have figured out by now, you’re gonna have to complete this place before you can go back. 54:35 hahaha 55:05 Death 117 aw rats!

6:04 Death 106 Titanite Demon 7:40 I’m assuming this is the door you were talking about when you said you had to hit it for it to open. I guess certain ones in this game just do that. I’m keeping track though as you well know. Rest assured, if you miss one, you’ll hear all about it from me. 10:30 ^ It was 11:10 hahahaha 14:35 It literally just went up. You’re not at the cap. It went up from 148 to 151 18:40 Death 107 21:08 On most, if not all enemies, you get a headshot multiplier for more damage. I know the dragon in Valley of Drakes didn’t, but he’s an outlier 22:33 Ruh-Roh Raggy! 23:52 Jumpscare 27:15 Wow, look how big his hat is! 29:00 Jumpscare. Yeah tbh I’ve never understood that ball, the mechanism seems to be sentient. 30:45 Holy shit what a reference 37:30 Mayhaps one would need to not be hollow to truly reveal what’s in this room 48:15 Not once in my life have I jumped across there 55:50 Almost a death

0:35 Killing Quelaag and then ringing the 2nd bell opened that door 4:40 Death 96 There is a shortcut down, but it isn’t there 7:40 Yeah, I’d say they were worth buying. Just means you don’t have to go to a blacksmith every time you want to upgrade a weapon/piece of armour, you can just do it at any bonfire. Unless of course you want the novelty of going to a blacksmith every time. I think both are fine. 8:35 Death 97 Wheel’d 9:38 Death 98 Wheel’d 10:15 Death 99 Wheel’d 10:54 Death 100 (just for reference - death 100 in DS3 wasn’t until Episode 21) 12:20 Invasion time! 13:25 Death(?) 101 Invasion death 14:29 this dialogue 17:40 okay mate thanks for letting me know 18:02 The Dripping Caves. Yeah that was pretty much what I had envisioned too. Yeah that was session 3 I think? But yeah crazy times 20:02 Yeah you’re right haha I forgot about that line 20:18 Death 102 “let’s get out of here properly this time, for good” 21:08 Invasion time no.2! 22:30 Invasion success! 23:52 It's nowhere near as good, but it's cool. That’s the reason I love the claymore. But yeah ‘ascending’ a weapon into a certain class (fire, divine, enchanted etc) means that you’ll pretty much always knock the physical damage down by 50ish percent, but gain it back in the elemental damage. Certain types (magic/enchanted/lightning) will now scale with attributes like Intelligence. I don’t think fire scales with anything in this game though. So to make it stronger, simply level STR/DEX and use Green Titanite to upgrade the weapon itself. As with any elemental upgrades, it’ll be better against some things, and worse against others. The big one in this game as far as I know is blunt damage. Most enemies and bosses are really weak to being bonked, making weapons like clubs and maces really strong on their own. 28:27 Sen’s Funhouse begins 29:48 Death 103 Sen’s 31:00 It is 32:58 Death 104 Sen’s 34:20 Death 105 Sen’s 45:20 Jumpscare 49:50 Little does he know

6:10 Time for a million bugs 6:20 Death 90 leeches 7:49 Hey it’s me again 9:15 Time for lust 10:57 CHAOS WITCH QUELAAG - 1 TRY (fuck me, still nuts to me how insanely strong Black Knight weapons are) 12:40 elation 13:28 fuck sakeeeeeee I audibly said ‘don’t just insta-kill him please’ Killing him isn’t the be all and end all of this tbf. You can still join the covenant. This covenant has an EXTREMELY USEFUL AWARD WHEN YOU’VE DONATED 30 HUMANITY should you choose to. Also you need a certain item to talk to/understand her. But you can still join the covenant and donate humanity in the meantime. Extremely useful I tell you. Kinda ‘spoliery’ I guess but I only tell you this to add to the ‘fullness’ of your playthrough 23:56 tbf the bridge thing was just a visual bug. You’ve seen your legs glitch tf out loads of times since 25:19 Death 91 to your death 32:10 You've already killed the enemy that’s at the bottom of this slide thing when you ran through Blighttown the first time (it was the long dangly bug thing, it gave you the pyromancy ‘Power Within’). I guess the ‘actual’ way to do it is this way, coming behind it and killing it, although I’ve never come this way to kill it either 34:22 Remember when you came in my room today and said you never found the first bonfire in Blighttown 39:35 Death 92 rip 45:30 Death 93 it appears a prank was indeed pulled on The Chosen Undead 46:30 Death 94 hahaha what is going on like 47:26 Death 95 this must be a bit now, what is actually wrong with you and elevators 51:42 There’s the ugly fucker I was talking about before 55:57 dangerous self-report territory there mate, especially after the events of last episode concerning her. Also ‘I restrained myself from battering her’ is already wild enough of a thing to say 58:00 Ideally you have this dialogue with him before going through either the Darkroot Garden or the Catacombs. He’s saying that a Divine Blacksmith resides in the Darkroot Garden, and those that seek divine weapons (to use against the skeletons in the Catacombs) should go there to seek him out. Meaning then you go to Darkroot Garden, kill Moonlight Butterfly, and find that the Divine Blacksmith atop the tower is dead. Then you grab his Divine Ember, give it to Andre, and then make yourself a Divine weapon to go through the Catacombs with. Whereas you just killed Butterfly, grabbed the ember, gave it to Andre, and weren’t really sure what to do with it, thus leaving you to deal with the skeletons without a divine weapon. The benefits of listening to NPCs strikes again! (although to be fair to you, for the most part you’ve been better at it in this game than in DS3)

1:04 Death 80 1:56 it was looking like a decent business pitch until you told us that we could literally go and do it ourselves, thus eliminating the need for you 4:30 Death 81 5:52 Death 82 7:29 Death 83 “I’m prepared to do something heinous” 9:00 Dappy tries ranged attacks for the first time in part 14 of a series 12:15 Death 84 I remember hearing this rage from upstairs 13:38 Death 85 14:16 Yes, that's exactly what it means. As long as you have the stamina. But, some attacks will do physical as well as fire/magic etc. So you’ll block the physical, but still take the other damage 15:54 Death 86 17:27 Death 87 hahahaha 20:48 Death 88 I also remember hearing this rage from upstairs 24:55 This saga comes to an end 33:45 Death 89 Demon Dogs 33:54 It's more like you need to try and fight them in their small area, rather than running away at the first sign of danger, straight into where you know there’s gonna be 4 more of them. The same applies to running past things, the more you run past, the more chance you have of getting completely cornered. 40:18 You missed the item behind the bars down there. I genuinely can’t remember what it is/if it’s worth going back for, just thought I’d point it out. 48:15 Fortress* If you’re looking for a good mix between a STR/DEX weapon (you mentioned wanting something that attacks faster) then I can recommend buying the ‘Demon Spear’ from Shiva. I had it as a starting weapon in a rando playthrough once and it was insane, carried me to endgame. Plus you’ve killed 2 titanite demons so you can instantly level it twice. 49:00 Time for happiness (brief) 52:16 I’m very happy you found this on your own. However, there may be more still there. Some would say a chain reaction would be necessary. 52:35 The message doesn’t lie…

1:30 hey It’s me 1:50 for now** 2:18 oh shit its actually me 6:45 hahaha I respect not even touching the subject 13:40 hidden door! 16:12 a national tragedy 20:41 perhaps there’s a better way down (you find it at 46:34) 23:35 hahahaha not the fucking kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day 24:48 stiff right hook goes crazy 26:38 Lois 32:10 Death 77 spiderboy 32:15 Yeah Dante mate, you only spoke about it for the last 3 minutes 33:15 The irony is, joining that covenant in a second will make all of these guys not attack you. You can talk to them and interact and stuff 34:10 Covenant joined! (those NPCs won’t attack you now) Also I know you’ve done this for effect but please take that ring off at some point. It’s basically just a constant red-eye orb but for the cat covenant. 37:18 Dappy admits to being a discord kitten 38:28 Time for sadness 40:18 Death 78 Sif 43:59 Danny’s balls have dropped 44:07 GREAT GREY WOLF SIF - 2 TRIES That ring you picked up will come into great use later. When I say great, I mean necessary 47:47 well at least you now know that there’s a fast link between Darkroot Garden up top, and Darkroot basin down below 52:25 Death 79 “You’re mine, now fall to me” immediately dies

1:15 Copyright strike incoming 1:40 The fact you aren’t immediately going for the bonfire by Vamos worries me 3:18 *voluntarily lies in a coffin for 20 seconds* “we’ve been kidnapped” honestly mate the fact you haven’t been Maddy Mccann’d irl is shocking 3:45 you’ll come to know this place well 4:24 hahaha 4:28 If there’s one covenant in the game I would’ve expected you to join, it would be this one 5:02 Mayhaps you’ll find out at a later date 13:20 hahaha tbf I didn’t notice that either until now. This is probs the best use-case of the bottomless box 20:55 Death 73 carelessness 21:00 ofc it does, you can’t pause in a Souls game mun 26:20 You’re about to be all too familiar with the term ‘toxic’ 26:30 Welcome to the nice version of Black Gulch 27:25 so it begins 29:25 Death 74 if only you knew what was around the corner 31:28 Death 75 … 35:50 Death 76 you have the means to rid yourself of toxic And also I’m assuming you’ve figured it out by the time you read this, but you’ve missed a bonfire 36:15 temper tantrum 37:25 begging you to look left here 39:38 tbf you didn’t even attempt to roll 41:45 you’ve missed them both 44:12 good quote for Blighttown 45:34 usually I’d be nice and say ‘foolish’ but this was honestly just stupid. Please start hitting things, you literally one-shot everything

That coffin would've taken you niro to get his blade and join join his covent

that coffin is a subtle foreshadowing

4:05 Death 55 I beg you to just hit things. You one shot anything in this area, if only temporarily but still it avoids being swamped and then wondering why you died 6:00 I am still wondering why you’re running into TOTG without any source of light. 13:10 How I feel seeing Patches is honestly the polar opposite of how I feel when I see Solaire. With Solaire its elation and hope, with Patches its ‘kill that cunt’. Fuck that guy for real. But at least he gives way to a very important item down the bottom 15:18 Let there be light! 18:58 “I’ve been J’Roam, good night, good evening, and good night” 22:08 Hellhole 22:28 bottom left, just to the right of your sword on your UI. 23:15 Why doesn’t it at all surprise me that the one person you actually answer ‘yes’ to in this whole game is fucking Patches. Again, just adding to the ‘very kidnappable’ narrative 25:48 Death 56 pure greed 28:30 Death 57 there goes 15k souls 29:05 Death 58 wheel’d 31:00 Sometimes seeing a bonfire is a happy moment. Other times it’s like this 33:04 Death 59 33:45 Death 60 I fear this is where the rage begins for this segment 34:05 You were at Death 268 when you killed Soul of Cinder 34:40 Death 61 35:28 hahahaha I so wanted you to carry on falling in just to hear the ensuing rage 38:04 Death 62 10 seconds of audible greed 39:05 Death 63 39:45 Death 64 slightly ragey one 39:55 This is where you’re actually going to properly rage. This isn’t an area where you can just run through 40:30 Death 65 worth a go I guess 40:57 The venom with which you said “I’m gonna punch him in the fucking skull” made me laugh 41:10 This next segment was really funny. Missing the bonfire and then finding out you can’t even progress this way yet 44:05 Death 66 he’s having a tantrum now 45:18 Death 67 hey at least you know where the bonfire is now 47:58 Death 68 48:42 Death 69 nice 49:10 Death 70 call of the void 49:25 Death 71 50:00 It was all worth it! 54:12 Death 72

4:20 Lovely stuff, I’m glad you went and found this 5:20 So there are a couple of blacksmiths throughout the game, obviously you’ve already met Andre, and now you’ve met Vamos. They all specialise in something, and therefore will only accept certain embers, Vamos specialises in Fire-infused/attuned stuff (e.g you can only create a ‘Fire Claymore’ here), whereas Andre specialises in vanilla upgrades (e.g Claymore +10) So just keep that in mind. 6:18 Yeah and the cutscene literally showed him breaking down the wall with his pickaxe. It was only broken after you went down the shaft 10:08 Time for the easiest (and lore-wise, one of the saddest/creepiest) boss in the game Also you’ve been one-handing this whole episode so far, even though you’ve stare at your character at length 12:40 PINWHEEL - 1 TRY (if you actually died to him even once, it would be a genuine embarrassment) 13:04 Or perhaps even more than 15! 14:50 If you even attempt this area without a torch (or any other lighting-implement) it’s going to be absolute rage-filled disaster 18:42 Death 51 wheel’d 20:15 It is a bit less of a pain in the arse, but the fact that you’re still blatantly one-handing is a definite pain in the arse 22:08 only took 22 minutes to notice 23:10 mayhaps you’ll want to try once more 25:30 You’ll need to upgrade a weapon to the point where it says something along the lines of ‘Weapon cannot be improved any more without ascension’ first. I think when you get a normal weapon to +5, you can then use that ascension menu to upgrade it through to +10. The same with other blacksmiths like Vamos. Once you upgrade a weapon to +5, you can ascend it to become a Fire infused weapon, and then continue upgrading that. It’s complicated in this game tbh but once you figure it out it makes sense. 27:58 I hate to be that guy, but it's Siegmeyer 29:15 ‘something quite small’ is an understatement 29:45 Death 52 I mean this in the nicest way possible - it baffles me sometimes that you will roll into solid walls hoping for a hidden door, and other times not even think to try it on more obvious walls Also, in relation to that door down there, you might want to check Andre’s shop. 34:04 god please no 36:30 Death 53 I can see this coming a mile off 41:50 Death 54 42:19 almost a death 42:42 Each spell has a set number of uses before it runs out, so for example Soul Arrow will have 15 uses before you have to sit at a bonfire to recharge them. They work like Estus flasks 44:12 Welcome to the back entrance to Rage City - Part 2! 45:58 very important key for not raging 47:42 The beautiful shortcuts of DS1 baby 47:58 Not only does it mean that you can get down to the Valley of Drakes faster, it means that you can get into Blighttown the back way, rather than having to go Firelink>Undead Burg>Depths>Blighttown. And you can go back the way you came back into Darkroot basin faster too.

0:00 What a start ffs hahaha 1:55 Petrus mate, a word of advice - Don’t give him any ideas 2:10 Bloke things he's in an anime or something 5:10 Death 40 you weren’t even sprinting until you’d basically already fallen off 6:32 I feel bad for you making this decision, knowing that Catacombs, and the area that comes after it, is going to piss you off massively 7:55 So yeah this is one of those areas where you’re going to benefit from having a ‘Divine’ infused weapon to deal with the skeletons. Killing them with a Divine weapon prevents them from respawning 14:16 some nice noises 15:18 Death 41 17:52 What awaits down there is very useful (perhaps related to the clanging you hear behind the wall at 23:35) 19:25 Terrifying 22:05 Call of the void moment 23:20 Its wheel time - if you don’t start heavily raging here, I’ll be very surprised 23:54 Death 42 Wheel’d! Your refusal to clear out enemies in your path when you have a ring that literally heals you for killing them upsets me greatly 25:37 Catacomb-esque, one might say 26:20 Death 43 29:20 Death 44 it was in fact, an item 32:20 Death 45 34:50 Death 46 35:15 This story definitely influenced you btw 37:30 Death 47 “please don’t do this” 38:03 fucking hell these stories are getting progressively more traumatic 43:50 Death 48 a voluntary death 44:18 The fact that this exact sequence keeps happening is actually paining me 47:22 Death 49 painful 48:56 First hidden door!!! 50:47 hahahaha 52:05 Death 50

0:22 I’m pretty sure you can just roll into hidden walls/doors in this game, you shouldn’t need to hit them 2:18 The president of the USA is touching down in his helicopter outside, Dappy pleads with him to stop as to not ruin the recording 2:41 “noit” 2:55 That's a real person. You can get people to help through general areas as well, not just bosses 9:40 if your mother was a dragon, she’d be this one 10:04 phase 2? What’s that? 11:04 GAPING DRAGON - 1 TRY (Black Knight weapons are crazy) 11:30 a covenant item. Yes, you got the Sunlight Medal because you got a member of the ‘Warriors of Sunlight’ covenant to help you during a fight. You need 30 of them to get the full covenant rewards.(alternatively you can grind certain enemies for the medals, but I’m sure you’re sick of hearing me complain about how tedious that is) 13:19 ‘Wace Mindu’ and he’s a T-posing Mace Windu 13:30 Big door by Domnhall (Welshman) 14:05 Genuinely and understatement. Solaire is like The Beatles 17:35 An early glimpse into Rage City - Part 2 20:00 She sounds a bit like Moaning Myrtle 21:23 Death 37 - A foolish one 24:25 So weapon arts/ashes of war (L2 attacks) didn’t exist yet, but a lot of like ‘Special’ weapons like tail weapons and weapons acquired from boss souls will have special heavy attacks (replacing a regular R2 attack) that do a lot of damage but also cost a lot of durability. This formula was yet to be refined into what it was in DS3 and beyond, but it’s still cool nonetheless 26:53 Yeah that was my mistake, I thought he spawned after you rung the first bell, which isn’t the case. My bad 27:35 I daren’t share that information with you, simply due to the fact that I know who you are 32:34 keep this item in mind, it’ll become important later. There’s a reason it’s in the inventory category it’s in 33:28 He was your very first friend in this world, now hollowed of course. 34:14 my god, ignorance really is bliss 36:14 Death 38 you should’ve known better than that by now Also I swear you forget that strafing + backstabbing exists every time you start the game up 36:28 fuck retrieval I guess 40:40 That ring basically provides normal movement through swamps, its unbelievably useful at 2 or 3 points in the game 41:10 Action 43:10 Reaction 43:34 Death 39 Stray Demon (man’s got cake 4 dayz) 45:01 I can sing!!! 45:10 Dappy does his best Grenbo impression and sniffs a Demon’s arse 46:36 STRAY DEMON - 2 TRIES 47:38 well you got a key item in the doll, a crazy good ring (that you’ll be glad you have later down the line), and a Titanite Slab, which can max out a weapon, of which there are only about 5 or 6 per playthrough

I will help you on your run

1:13 there’ve been a few times now where it’s felt like the NPCs can actually hear you 6:10 yeah invasions are area-based, so once you pass a certain barrier, you’ll have to use the red-eye orb again in the next area. It’s because you technically went from “Undead Burg” to “Lower Undead Burg” (And then from “Lower Undead Burg” to “Depths” at 8:27) 10:33 I can count 1 you’ve missed so far 12:05 yeah it’s literally a helmet haha 12:20 here comes a classic 17:50 again this is something not explicitly-stated; that sorcerer (whose name is Griggs) will only talk to you properly and sell you spells if you have at least 10 Intelligence 18:40 he sells the miracle “Homeward” which is literally just a homeward bone but infinite. It’s very useful, and all you have to have is a charm to cast miracles. Although I fear it’s too late for that now 18:47 this shit kinda slaps! 21:05 “I’m flying Danny to Co-op, I’m a big bird on a rock” ffs 22:20 Laurentius of the Great Swamp 24:00 just don’t run directly underneath them 24:52 the Master Key shimmers… (or perhaps the correct key layeth close at hand) 27:10 yes, a bonfire here would be key 28:28 rip 30:45 not just any dude, a Welsh dude 31:09 crazy intro from Kirk 32:08 unfortunately you couldn’t be more wrong 38:35 I was begging you to turn left at the top of the stairs 38:45 faith restored 44:05 there’s a bridge across on one side

0:01 what the faaack 0:10 yeah see this is why you should read messages hahaha 2:08 Death 30 hahaha ffs 6:50 unreal. Actually J’Roam’s sword from DS3 8:38 it is indeed Havel. He hits like a fucking truck 8:45 Death 31 see? 11:16 wtf his AI bugged, haven’t seen that before 12:42 Death 32 Havel 12:45 it’s because you’re medium rolling now with the Zweihander 15:36 been telling you to do this since DS3 lol 16:14 Death 33 why do you do it to yourself 18:36 Death 34 Havel 22:35 Extremely useful if you want to continue to use Zweihander. You could lightroll with it on I’m sure (edit: you did this at 25:45) 25:19 you’re medium rolling because you have Zweihander equipped 25:45 there we go 26:06 Death 35 a slightly ragey one 29:33 you’ll probably still medium roll with Zweihander 31:45 say the line Bart! 33:48 you haven’t been scammed, keep searching that lower burg street where the dogs were (you did this next episode) 34:20 Death 36 actually an annoying fight tbf 36:46 CAPRA DEMON - 2 TRIES 37:28 untrue, you got a very important key from him moments ago 38:14 Welcome to Rage City - part 1

7:35 I can hear your heart pounding 8:12 Death 26 death by bad menuing (a ragey one) 17:10 MOONLIGHT BUTTERFLY - 3 TRIES You did get souls for killing her, just came through late 19:28 Death 27 that’s their ability, basically just makes you overloaded, so you slow walk and can’t roll 20:40 you actual fool 23:55 Death 28 I mean that was just silly 28:57 “MOW” 29:16 “meow” 29:42 “roaew” 30:39 “MOW” 32:47 “meow” 34:45 due in part to the FAP ring 35:04 Death 29 “time to meet the boy” 35:48 “meow” (that was a really sad one) 37:02 “mow” 37:19 “maww” 42:10 You’ve been there, think Solaire 42:39 You’ve also been there, think Taurus Demon

3:20 no worries friend 5:05 there are about a quarter of the amount there were in DS3. Fire keeper souls are extremely precious in this game 6:24 good man 7:15 yeah you’re basically just completely reloading the area so that the loot spawns. Once you’ve killed him you can’t mess it up so dw. This is just the way to get the loot straight away rather than reloading Firelink naturally by going to a different bonfire, resting, then coming back. 7:32 affectionately known by the community as the ‘FAP Ring’, it’s one of the best in the game 10:03 perhaps for now 11:18 I give Olympic-level clap! Oh no, that’s something else… 11:55 I bet you’ll freak out when you see Frampt and then proceed to call him something along the lines of “the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen” 13:10 very accurate impression, makes it better that it’s actually pretty much true lmao 13:25 guy’s been nothing but nice to you and this is what you give him in return 15:15 If you want something to happen, stay curled up longer 15:45 you’re on the right track with that, heed the word of my precious comment, and then keep that trading idea on your mind 17:04 he now gives you a glass jar with fish in, that allows you to wrong-warp to the end of the game, crazy 19:40 yeah sometimes loot takes a second to spawn on bodies in this game, just something you’ll get used to 21:17 ONION BRO (but slightly different) 21:55 ok poindexter 25:34 Death 22 Titanite Demon 26:00 well it depends really. I know you don’t want to summon any cooperators so you don’t really need to be human all the time. However, there are 2 good uses. 1 of course being able to kindle a bonfire. 2nd is more to do with humanity itself rather than reversing hollowing - using a humanity will always full restore your health, like an ember would in DS3. Don’t be afraid to use them though; there is an infinite amount of humanity in this game, because it has a chance to drop from certain enemies. It’s one of the things I put in my hotbar on my playthroughs 26:25 Death 23 unfortunate timing 27:38 good practice 30:21 that’s the beauty of DS1 39:27 a familiar friend 32:04 Death 24 panic roll fall 33:02 or he’s gonna kill me! 34:12 “it’s fair enough to bully weird people” - Dapsterr 2024 35:00 Death 24 Black Knight 37:00 I thought it best not to comment on it 39:20 I think without the chest piece you were lightrolling, everything else was a medium roll 41:39 J’Roam discovers his signature move 43:40 correct, that’s exactly what they are 46:28 indeed there is 47:00 if only he saw… 48:47 not sure he’s watching 52:20 crazy train of thought 53:10 out of the frying pan.. (jk Butterfly’s easy) 54:54 one-handing that’s why 57:56 Death 25 Butterfly

My guy was playing with his food too much 🤦‍♂️

0:14 hallelujah 0:18 I laughed out loud 1:30 Death 11 I was open-mouth shocked that you just jumped off with no hesitation, even more shocked you survived, then laughed as the universe put you to rest 3:05 Death 12 sandwiched 4:30 he’s learning! 5:32 that’s not a gate!!! 6:16 that’s precisely what it is 6:32 holy shit J’Roam is actually nice widdit 9:03 that’s like the DnD table in the corner. I think it would actually be a vibe. Quite heckin cosy in that corner imo 9:29 yeah 100%, he’d hang upside down like a bat, freak of a bloke 10:28 classic Dappy “guys, guys, be quiet” bit #2 (this time there actually was a “HYAH!”) 11:05 yes that’s a fat roll 12:20 now this is going to be a great moment, two great reunions ahead (technically 1 but whatever) 12:48 oh nvm, the reunion with Andre was very underwhelming 14:00 Zweihander is so sick in this game though, I love the moveset 14:25 oh I thought you knew it was Andre already and just didn’t care haha 16:52 ARtorius 18:00 You get your humanity back the same way as your souls, if you die and retrieve that green aura before you die again, you keep the humanity as well as your souls you had when you died last. 19:03 Death 13 shat on 19:58 yeah honestly the Zweihander’s heavy attack (the overhead) will knock most enemies prone, it’s crazy 21:12 Death 14 swamped 21:41 a man after my own heart 22:44 Death 15 “fuck this” 22:48 Yessss good man 24:00 Death 16 he won’t learn 24:22 general rule of thumb: yes, if you want to survive in a souls game, generally you’ll want to kill everyone before moving to the next room, lest there be even more enemies in the next room and you end up swamped 25:48 PLEASE DO NOT PRESS ‘USE’ ON THIS ITEM, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH 26:20 this is genuinely 100x worse than when you killed Emma in DS3 - see 50:25 26:38 Death 17 “don’t parry me” 28:00 Death 18 29:41 Death 19 30:23 If only you had some sort of implement capable of completely blocking incoming damage 32:05 Death 20 32:40 nah I’m doing the opposite, I’m telling you to use that swede of yours You just picked up a rapier, on that topic. Why don’t you try a dex weapon like a rapier? Being able to attack faster and more often might benefit you, especially if you’re struggling to get to grips with the speed of the game. 36:10 time for tears then 37:30 already explained previously, but I’m sure you find out within the next few minutes 38:14 Correct! 39:08 Death 21 a sequence of events Just a word of advice for future bosses (the game doesn’t tell you this) something cool you can do in this game that you can’t do in any other souls game is cut off the tails of most bosses that have them. It’ll always take a few hits to do this. You’ll get a weapon as a result, for example here if you cut off the tail of the first gargoyle, you’ll get the “Gargoyle Tail Axe” 42:02 I’ve also used this music in DnD combat 43:11 BELL GARGOYLES - 1 TRY 45:34 you can slide down ladders, I think it’s neutral stick and hold circle 47:16 touch pad 47:51 hahaha ffs you’re gonna do that after every boss kill now 48/29 nice shot fucking hell 49:55 you did all that and didn’t even loot him 50:25 this is genuinely the only time in the game I’ll do this, simply because of how bullshit it is, but spoiler alert - you’ll need to look at this if you don’t want your game ruined. In that cell was a guy in gold armour, his name is Knight Lautrec. Because you’ve killed Gargs before freeing him, he’s already moved to Firelink. As soon as you can, go to Firelink, go down the stairs to your left if you’re looking at the bloke sat on the rock, Lautrec will be there sitting down. Opposite him through iron bars is a fire keeper, he will kill her and extinguish the flame in Firelink, meaning you can no longer interact with her nor the bonfire itself. The game doesn’t tell you this, it just happens. Killing Lautrec and keeping the fire keeper alive is important BECAUSE earlier when you got that fire keeper soul, you were meant to give that to her, which would then make your flasks heal more. Instead you used it and wasted it, I’m sorry to say. The equivalent would be like if you got an Undead Bone Shard in DS3, and instead of using it, you sold it for like 100 souls. There are a FINITE amount of fire keeper souls throughout the game, so I’m just letting you know not to make that mistake again. Also, to kill Lautrec, simply stand in front of him and kick him twice, he’ll stand up after the first one, and fall off the edge with the 2nd one. Then go back and sit at the bonfire, leave, quit your game, load back in, go to where Lautrec was and collect your reward. READ THE DESCRIPTION OF THE REWARD CAREFULLY. The alternative to not killing him is as I say, the fire keeper dying and the bonfire in Firelink going out, but it means you can do Lautrec’s side quest to get his armour. The choice is yours, but I know which one I’d make in a heartbeat. 51:20 Yeah, but there are shortcuts, as I’m sure you’ll see soon enough. Mayhaps one might try the elevator under the stairs. (Not really a spoiler because I’m sure you’re gonna do that anyway) Good 1st session. You genuinely did a good amount. It’s definitely the slowest of the souls games and takes some getting used to, but once you do it’s very nice. I’d say just go with the pace, with a slower game comes slower gameplay, take your time through areas and check everything thoroughly (which you’re already doing for the most part)

0:27 nicely done, I didn’t do that on my 1st playthrough 1:02 Lloyd’s Talisman = Undead Hunter Charm 1:12 for this game especially 2:03 Magneto be like: 4:00 hahaha 6:25 not from there, no 9:38 2 seconds ago “I’m gonna bully the fuck out of him” 10:30 missed route (you did go back) 12:25 god let’s not go through this again 19:26 no mate definitely not 21:40 no mate you don’t miss anything (at 33 mins you did say “I’ve gotta check out down there” tbf, we’ll see if that happens - you did) 22:35 familiar? 24:19 Death 5 Taurus Demon 24:50 that’s your humanity 25:15 you had 10 before because you started in Firelink. Flasks work very differently in this game. You start with 5 at every bonfire. You can kindle any of the bonfires you want, but you first need to spend a humanity to reverse your hollowing, then spend another to kindle the bonfire. It then means that whenever you sit at/spawn at that specific bonfire, it will give you 5 extra flasks, for a total of 10. 26:00 Poise is actually useful in this game 27:40 you literally 2nd tried the only boss you’ve fought so far 27:52 TAURUS DEMON - 2 TRIES 28:28 Average DS3/Elden Ring player 28:58 SUN BRO 30:45 or just Dappy in general Right so basically when you’re in human form (aka not hollow, you can tell by the fact you actually look like J’Roam and not a skeleton, and also the numbers in the top left will be lit up) then you’ll be able to see summon signs across the world. You’ll mostly see NPC summon signs such as Solaire outside certain boss arenas. They look like messages on the floor but they’re gold rather than orange. It works exactly the same as being embedded in DS3. 30:55 honest to god if ever I’m doing a DS1/DS3 randomiser and I find any of Solaire’s armour, I wear it for the rest of the playthrough. 31:58 here goes all his souls 32:15 Death 6 are you fucking insane 35:20 technically you can use it now but only two-handed 37:48 classic Dappy “guys, guys, be quiet” bit. A “HYAH” is surely to follow 38:00 nvm if was more of a whimper 38:54 hahaha 39:20 Death 7 Burg’d 40:30 I did my first playthrough of this game with the Claymore. Then the same in DS2, and I used it for my Elden Ring DLC character. It’s my favourite weapon across all the souls games. I adore it. 42:38 Death 8 greed 42:51 indeed there is 43:14 it’ll piss you off when you realise what’s down that staircase on the bridge 44:48 Death 9 Fire Drake Just fyi, in a similar vein to “don’t attack down to 0 stamina” - don’t sprint down to 0 stamina, try to stagger it before it gets to the bottom of the bar. If stamina reaches 0, you have to wait for the bar to go back to full again before you can sprint. Whereas if you stop it before it reaches 0, it’ll recover way faster and you sprint again faster 46:22 oh god I fucking hate you 47:25 a tragedy has struck J’Roam 47:48 Death 10 famous last words 48:20 “In the first 25 episodes, I reckon we’ll have more deaths than in the entirety of DS3” - just noting down this prediction

0:00 Mental way to start 2:06 10 brightness is wild 2:18 hey listen it’s the DnD music I use 4:20 the one you used 50 hours into the game 4:32 guy fights Nameless King 50 times and still can’t get his name right 5:00 spoiler alert: you’ll come to regret not taking the master key. my god, it’s usefulness cannot be overstated. But tbf how were you to know 7:31 hahaha 9:50 oh just you wait 13:14 The true hero of all of Dark Souls 16:00 yeah this game is going to few A LOT slower than DS3, as I’m sure you’ll come to find out. Also, I almost guarantee you’ll freak out when you realise you can’t flask and move at the same time 16:33 not only are you undead, you are The Chosen Undead, just as you were The Ashen One in DS3. 17:45 There are two options for jumping, one is running and then hitting L3, the other is running and then hitting circle again. I think in DS1 it’s set to the latter by default. You could always, y'know, have a look at the controls. 20:17 oh yeah so as I’m sure you’ve found out by now, not every fog gate in this game is for a boss, a lot of them are just for new areas 21:26 the classic jumpscare 23:15 you’ve got worse vision than me when it comes to Dark Souls I swear 24:06 … 25:25 o7 we love you Oscar 26:12 Spells and stuff, same as every other souls game 28:23 Death 1 Extreme misfortune 30:20 ASYLUM DEMON (NO HIT/NH)) - 2 TRIES 30:57 Thank you 31:03 it means when you poop in your dreams, you poop for real 32:08 new lore drop 32:57 Home. 39:55 down there is always the best way to go at the start. Incoming railage 40:22 Death 2 you in the wrong neighbourhood 42:00 Death 3 skeletons 42:40 2 seconds ago “these skeletons are so strong, I’ve gotta get out of here” - runs straight back in 42:54 out of the frying pan 43:03 oh good god 43:33 a fantastic choice 44:06 I think that item may be binoculars. Since you already have a pair, it won’t let you pick them up again, so it just insta drops them in the floor 44:15 Death 4 skeletons

You're probably a starter, but i'm glad that even more people start to play dark souls, and actually make videos of it, be safe, young undead, continue your journey

the stage is the goat

My top 10 are: 1. Save Me 2. Exist 3. The Stage 4. Buried Alive 5. Unholy Confessions 6. Higher 7. Almost Easy 8. So Far Away 9. Gunslinger 10. Beautiful Morning

That transition between Chapter Four and Save Me was wicked 🔥 10:05

Bro M.I.A is one of the best songs of all time. Fight me.

tonight the world dies at 54 is NUTS IM NGL

Haha

bro didnt cooked

second heartbeat #31 bro😭

I think Lost is so underrated I love it sooooo much

Carry on Desecrate through reverence Lost Coming home Víctim Tonight the world dies Muy mal en el top merecen tener mejores puestos definitivamente.

0:00 ayo batta batta doy 0:20 okay good you noticed 2:22 “holy shit, holy shit, shit shit me, shit shit shit me…. fack” 5:21 Remember the name 6:48 ‘dick reveal at 50k subs’ 15:30 “keep doing your neck twist you goose” 18:38 There’s a change from the start when you hated everyone 23:52 Zelda chest opening noise 24:07 Death 217 backed yourself into a corner 25:34 please tell me you saw this ladder 30:52 Try the gesture here 31:45 crazy segue 39:42 You’re wearing his ring mate (not really though) Idk why you haven’t slabbed your greatsword yet, you’ve got 3 now

0:35 Time for humbling 0:50 King of the Storm reveal 3:29 Nameless King reveal 5:17 Death 218 good 1st attempt 6:35 Death 219 why did you roll mate 7:45 Death 220 same as the last one 9:06 Death 221 probably should’ve touched something 10:22 Death 222 Samwise putting the ring on 11:35 EXACTLY. I’ve not seen anyone else have this problem, but my depth perception was completely fucked with in this fight, I’d always think I was right next to him but I’d be nowhere near. 12:58 because you’re one-handing 13:48 Death 223 rage 15:58 Death 224 bro went in with a +0 spear 17:18 it’s +0, literally base level. Of course it’s not doing any good damage 17:55 Death 225 stabbed 19:35 Death 226 flames kill you dickhead 21:04 Death 227 23:47 ‘you prick’ 24:55 Death 228 there’s your problem 28:57 Death 229 completely lost your head, focus went 31:30 Death 230 32:58 Death 231 35:52 out of context 36:20 Death 232 37:37 Death 233 we might be on to catch Friede 38:35 Death 234 the conspiracy theories are coming out now 41:35 Death 235 44:09 Death 236 45:09 Death 237 scream rage 48:16 ‘get up you freak!’ 49:10 Death 238 you’re not done shut it 50:45 Now is the perfect time to max your weapon 50:50 Prithee be careful

Again much like the Yhorm video, there aren’t many notes on random things this video, mainly just on deaths. 0:00 It’s unreal honestly the way it hooks you 1:04 I’ll believe it when I see it 5:00 Death 239 8:37 Death 240 ‘shit me’ 11:52 Death 241 14:30 Death 242 18:15 Death 243 20:30 Death 244 20:43 it’ll give you extra damage through fire, but might be ineffective on a dragon as they’re probably very resistant to it 23:40 Death 245 25:07 other soft drinks are available 26:50 Death 246 27:51 Death 247 swift one 31:30 Death 248 gotta be a PB 35:44 Death 249 37:40 Death 250 bloke lost his mind and started quoting Skyrim 42:24 Nameless King phase 2 reveal 42:45 Death 251 NK Phase 2 PB 46:10 Death 252 48:37 Death 253 49:25 Death 254 a give up 50:50 Death 255 56:55 Death 256

1:45 Death 257 3:22 Death 258 5:22 Death 259 10:45 Death 260 14:08 Death 261 14:45 Final KotS/NK fight begins 16:51 it takes a good few poison throwing daggers to proc anyone. Probably take 10+ for him I would’ve thought 20:29 pants were shat 20:40 couldn’t have written it better. Saves the divine blessing for almost 40 hours of gameplay for fear of wasting it, and then uses it exactly when he needs to, when there are no other options. 21:08 KOTS/NAMELESS KING - 44 TRIES

1:20 let’s see how well that goes 2:37 it’s an armour set bearing his very own name! 12:40 ok good you did the gesture 14:05 I’m pretty sure you have to be naked to use them 16:00 max stamina is 160. No idea why they capped it 16:54 Prithee I hehehe 17:20 who are the undead legion, and where did you fight them? 18:11 Prithee I don’t Did you ever check boss soul rewards for Champ Gundyr? You haven’t yet for Nameless King 18:52 Prithee 19:22 Prithee, be careful. I don’t want to see m’ work squandered! Hehehehehe 21:45 sometimes you’ve gotta trust me mate. I’ve played enough of this game 22:08 Now hearing this again, I’m pretty sure she’s the voice of Melina in Elden Ring as well You were remembering that you had something to do with Darkmoon Loyalty - it was a gesture given to you in Firelink really early on in your playthrough. 24:40 why are you so upset it’s an optional covenant hahaha 26:54 In for a penny in for a pound, thought I’d steal the whole name, why not 27:11 Just shows really that all I took was the name, nothing of the character at all 28:20 Correct, you did not 31:30 you’re one of the smartest people I know, and yet somehow you fail to understand how a staircase works 32:16 someone’s at the door mate 32:30 hahahahaha I haven’t misguided you at all yet, so I had to do it at least once 39:04 That’s the one way down there 41:30 mine does that too, it’s the worst, just shoots hot vape juice in your mouth, hanging. It’s almost definitely the coil 44:15 You said you want to keep the fire going, if there’s one covenant in the game that aligns with that idea, it’s this one

4:08 Dragonslayer Armour reveal 5:50 DRAGONSLAYER ARMOUR - 1 TRY Unfortunately slightly overpowered for that fight. However, you’re much better at fighting humanoid bosses now after giving Nameless King 44 tries. I also first-tried DSA in my first playthrough and thought it was a bit disappointing but in reality I think we’re both just good vs humanoids. 10:30 still haven’t checked at least 3 boss souls 15:59 I guarantee you’re not gonna do it and then be surprised as to why you’re getting cursed 16:45 this is Gimli’s bedroom mate 19:15 Death 262 Waxed 20:28 yeah they just disappear after a while if you don’t kill them fast enough,, you already know this 26:21 “YAH!” 26:28 Death 263 Frostbitten 33:04 they should hear how much you say “fucking” in a 5 minute span 37:03 “I’m not dunking ma head in wax like” 2 seconds later “yeah I’m not kicking that damn ladder” uhhhh?? Bro is just saying words 40:09 satisfying 52:10 Death 264 “shit fucking stupid prick arse” 55:15 Death 265 “drink you fool”

0:37 I did do that tbf, and you can thank me for it 2:00 I like that you’ve spent a while trying to get here and you’re going to be sorely disappointed to find you’ve already been here about 20 minutes ago 2:35 the painful reveal 3:24 “Florence… baseelllwww” 4:38 visions of 3 fatties 7:41 nice and damn put together “Nammmm” 21:40 Twin Princes reveal 23:40 Phase 2 cutscene 26:55 your next go is now second try yeah Let’s see if this comes back to haunt you 30:35 Death 266 punished for trying to bone out 35:12 TWIN PRINCES - 3 TRIES 35:35 yep 36:00 Twin Princes are quite easy anyway to be honest, nowhere near comparable to Friede or NK. 47:00 This is it. This is the end. The Soul of Cinder awaits as guardian of the first flame. He is an amalgamation of everyone who has linked the flame before. The fire itself has created an entity to challenge you. 47:20 Soul of Cinder reveal 49:45 plin plin plon 😭😭 51:15 Death 267 SoC 56:07 Death 268 SoC Can’t believe you’d blue ball your viewers like that. “Where is part 48?” We scream

1:35 Prithee be careful, I don’t 2:06 Prithee be care 5:30 IIRC you’re in an alternate Firelink where the fire has already faded 6:27 I thought your already figured it out after beating Champ Gundyr tbh 8:50 Yes, backstabs and ripostes 9:38 One or, if not the most useful thing in the game 9:53 ffs why are you obsessed with killing everyone 18:02 I’m assuming he means the entire area is a secret 18:24 guest appearance from me again 18:33 “I just saw you in Firelink” then I whispered “but which one??” 20:55 Prithee be care 24:45 I’d call this figuring it out on your own tbf. Yes, I told you where to go, but you knew to use the gesture and sit in the right place and stuff, so I applaud you 26:48 Handshake of good luck (mainly for Nameless King) 28:42 Good, I’m glad my handshakes are holding weight 32:25 Ancient Wyvern reveal 41:10 ANCIENT WYVERN - 2 TRIES (2 on a technicality because you boned out the first time, so you did actually fight him twice) Had I not known you plunge-killed him, I would’ve thought you would have treated this boss like Yhorm, and just grinded it out for half an hour (which is say at 44:50) 44:15 weird air glitch 51:14 Death 216 silly one 52:35 “got hazelnut sauce on my…SAUCE?” Giving the fire keeper eyes to her changes the Firelink music btw if you hadn’t noticed

also you should play ds2 its my favourite

video got recommended to me on random, good luck with yt my friend

0:00 15 seconds of Batta batta doy 1:55 “only fat _____ in the sauna with _____” - Rick Ross 7:06 Death 214 ‘I need to keep fucking stamina’ 14:20 “there’s no place like bone” 21:55 Oceiros reveal 26:45 OCEIROS, THE CONSUMED KING - TRY Light work, no reaction 28:00 Remember the name 28:18 it’s THE magic greatsword 32:08 “Untended Caves” 33:23 “everyone gets a part 2, their part 2 is better than part 1” is extremely true concerning what’s coming up 36:55 Death 215 Cinematic 39:50 this segment is pure waffle 43:45 Champion Gundyr reveal 45:25 Death 215 that one is so annoying, you literally can’t do anything 49:00 CHAMPION GUNDYR - 2 TRIES Very good job. He’s usually hard for most people 51:12 “I’m absolutely busting for a pist”

1:08 “Fallen foles yield more souls” 2:23 sneeze 2:32 Prithee be careful, I 16:33 Death 208 death by choice 24:28 Death 209 Crab souls 29:10 Death 210 angry tree 32:57 Death 211 tree grab rage 40:45 freak 42:10 Hello! 44:45 Death 212 large dog 47:20 Death 213 magic man and wolf 47:45 WAYSKOP 52:04 “I’m taking part in the Boston wankathon” 52:14 “you fucking delicious prick” 52:15 CHAMPION’S GRAVETENDER/GREATWOLF - 3 TRIES