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and the beatbox

Gay

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, I CAN'T STOP SINGING THIS BLOODY TUNE, TUNE, TUNE THIS GONNA MAKE MY BRAIN GO BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, and bro this reddit weird, the way he is saying it and 0:11, 0:15, 0:26 is concerning.

It was inside 👊

This is like, so gay to the point where im like, bro what, like this isn’t gay this is GAY

"oh sweet i remember this shitty community", said myself 2 years ago not knowing anything

wehre sorwd

For those who crave the delicious source, the Post ID is 1524904.

i went from “oh this is youtube, i’m sure it won’t be the scary one” to “okay what if it’s just bypassed rules” to “AAA THAT STATIC” to “oh”

Time to change into a girl

What in the actual fuck

I feel assaulted

im gonna Keep Myself Safe (I’m not)

This is the song of early days of youtube the early phases of the website that everyone ❤️ loves

First of all- Do not try and find this on the magical green web Second of all- The character itself in my opinion has much other potential As a wholesome, caring and sweet character

Why can't womem be this into guys?

No brother. I can not allow this.

ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEN

Wake me up inside

This is the why i hate Reggie the rat because she is female and speaks like a man and she is g*y for that voice

Cewek sound cowok jir 💀

Hatsune Miku is better than Reggie the mouse

Misericórdia

Lyrics: Se Deus quiser, há-de brilhar De novo a Coroa sobre as Lusas armas Que a nossa Pátria soube, sempre honrar Que a nossa Pátria soube, sempre honrar É tempo de vontade e sacrifício Para a alma Portuguesa renascer E em nossos corações o nobre ofício Da história deste reino reescrever Deus, Pátria, Rei, fidelidade Àquele que entre nós é o primeiro Deus, Pátria, Rei, fidelidade Ao chefe natural e verdadeiro Se Deus quiser, há-de brilhar De novo a Coroa sobre as Lusas armas Que a nossa Pátria soube, sempre honrar Que a nossa Pátria soube, sempre honrar Que a fé que nos uniu e que nos move Que levámos através do mundo inteiro Não nos falte no momento derradeiro Que a todos Portugueses nos comove Juntemos-nos de novo sob a Coroa Do Chefe da nossa Casa Real Ouvindo o povo alegre que apregoa Ontem, hoje e sempre Portugal! Se Deus quiser, há-de brilhar De novo a Coroa sobre as Lusas armas Que a nossa Pátria soube, sempre honrar Que a nossa Pátria soube, sempre honrar No passado mergulhar fundo as raízes No sangue antigo e nobre dos avós Da pátria que foi berço de países Que chamam Portugal da mesma voz Juntemos-nos de novo sob a Coroa Do Chefe da nossa Casa Real Ouvindo o povo alegre que apregoa Ontem, hoje e sempre Portugal! Se Deus quiser, há-de brilhar De novo a Coroa sobre as Lusas armas Que a nossa Pátria soube, sempre honrar Que a nossa Pátria soube, sempre honrar

you know what i HATE? thats bepis. 0:08 . hey.... your drooling......

Get out

😑

MICHAEL! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEL! MICHAAAAAEL! HELP ME!

You absolute pervert😡

2007-2009 vibes <3

This video has been around 2 years. And still feel being awkward about this video

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Give points to confidence and honesty

Would...

0:27 WHAT THE HELL NO! I NEED THERAPY NOW BECAUSE OF THIS I AM BLIND AND DEAF ANFTER WATCHING THIS!🤢🤮

(Anyway here's Albuquerque by weird al) Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box under the stairs In the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "It's good for you" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut Until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women With excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ah So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "Who is it?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time That a little ditty started goin' through my head I believe it went a little something like this Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, aah, aah I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated wiener dog And as luck would have it That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a calligraphy enthusiast With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseparable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty Tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street And he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I hate sauerkraut That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandary Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "Querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque

... you saw nothing. *dissolves*

Hi my name is reggie i like guys i really like guys theirs just something about them i like their touch their smell. Their.. taste i like to be taken from behind. To feel them push their way inside me i like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck... i like... oh im sorry. I got myself all worked up would you like to help me cool down?

Kill me.

This video makes my bones itch.

dilligaf?

SHE SAID TASTE ABOUT HUMANS!

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everyone is saying random things but i acknowledge the music

"hey watson CINDERBLOCK"

Hello I'm Mr Radilbe🙄😳🙈

Average Polish Citizen:

Whats that in his pants? 💀🤚

Me dead fr💀💀💀💀💀💀

As of this comment I have watched the full video it is in fact terrible and I’m now going to proceed to watch my way to sleep through old Minecraft lets plays to forget what I just saw there