This is a timeless piece. Why? Because republicans in my lifetime have always been hateful greedy iceholes. My most sinister fear is that I have to go to the emergency room and all the doctors and surgeons are republicans. FMR.
show a little more respect please. On the other hand, I do wonder how some republicans justify themselves as Christian’s though. They warp scripture as appossed to flat out desecrating it like progressives, makes you wonder if being flat out ignorant is better than being deceptive.
JESUS WAS A HOMELESS... UNEMPLOYED CARPENTER... THAT MADE GOOD HOOCH (WINE) FOR FREE! HE HAD 12 HOBOS IN HIS TRANSIENT ENCAMPMENT. I MEAN WHO WOULDN'T FOLLOW A DUDE THAT DOES FAR OUT MAGIC TRICKS AND HAS AN UNLIMITED EBT CARD AND MADE TATER TOTS FALL OUT THE M*THER F*CKING SKY? HIS FAVORITE HANG AROUND WAS A HOOKER NAMED MARY (THE HOE) FROM MAGDALENE (***BUT SHE WAS THE ONLY DOWN ASS BITCH IN THE END, THAT STAYED AROUND WITH HIS MOM, WHILE TELLING THEM TO "SHUT UP, I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW DAYS...DUH". ***CRUCIFIXES LOOKED LIKE CAPITAL T'S NOT LOWER CASE t's*** 2000 YEARS AND YOU DUMB DORKS STILL PRAISE THE PARASITES THAT KILLED MY HOMIE J.C. BUT ALSO ENABLING THAT SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN TO KILL WOMEN AND CHILDREN AS I TYPE THIS. SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!! HE WAS A REBEL, A REAL BAD ASS BECAUSE HE WOULD THROW TABLES OVER IN THE TEMPLE WHILE DRUNK AND RIDE DONKEYS BACKWARDS WHEN HE CAME TO TOWN. HE'D CURE LITTLE BUCKTOOTHED BLIND KIDS, AND ALWAYS HAD SHIT TO SAY... "LET THE FIRST RETARD THAT ISN'T A F*CK-UP THEMSELVES, THROW A ROCK AT THAT B*TCH" BUT HE PISSED OFF ONE TO MANY BIG NOSE GREEDY POSERS... BY DISRUPTING THIER GREEDY BIG NOSES FROM CONDUCTING BUSINESS IN HIS "DADDIO'S HOUSE" WHICH WASN'T A MARKET / WALMART! REST IN PEACE YESHUAH!
Don’t expect a Republican to care for your needs! They just help the rich and BS poor and middle class! When will moron voters ever learn! Biden was greatest president ever! Our economy and stocks speak volumes! Idiots
The most telling thing in all of this is that this is no longer just "Republicans" or conservatives - the historical rightward shift during neoliberealism means that liberals are now in the same category of demonising social welfare and calling for "market solutions" to problems created by capitalism.
nah, it's just conservatives who call themselves liberals for aesthetic reasons. You'll never find a "centrist" who isn't actually just right wing. Like what are you on the center of? capitalism? If you like how things are right now you don't believe in progressivism, you're against change and therefore conservative
@@ergodeus Yes, but that's where we ended up as a result of the historical period mentioned above - that's the point there. Neoliberalism has shifted the Overton window to the right. Where The New Deal policies were once considered not only okay but necessary, and socialist and communist parties and worker unions were major political forces in the US, now all of that has ended up on the "unimaginable" end of the threshold because that threshold has shifted to where the Democratic Party is trying to be a Republican Lite party, the Republican Party is out there in insanity, and their supporters have all followed them there. And in the case of the Democrats, their voters are now doing what I described above.
I love how people who have nothing but disdain for Christianity and Judeo-Christian values love to tell their Faux-leather Birkenstock version of a book they have never read to people and it’s the funniest thing in the world to them. Do it again, maybe they will laugh this time?
Hey buddy, it’s a joke about the overlap between callous fiscal conservatives and Christians and the subsequent juxtaposition between Christ and those ideals. If you don’t find any value in that, you’re not Christian. Ronald Reagan is burning in hell as we speak :)
I fondly remember being taught in Sunday School of the day the people lay down palm fronds in front of Jesus as he rode to Jerusalem on the back of a T. rex.
This video is 12 years old, it's this page owner 1st and only upload up until now, and it's still totally on point today !! He's a Legend indeed !! 🤗😁😁🤩⚡
He knows he’s not. He just calls himself one so that your grandma will vote for him. That’s literally it. The man pays for sex and was friends with Epstein. There’s nothing Christian about him.
Jesus would be called a socialist by the average republican. The only thing Jesus and the average conservative would agree on is the legitimacy of slavery as an economic system.
republican jeaus: no i won't heal you
Awesome! Exactly!
This is a timeless piece. Why? Because republicans in my lifetime have always been hateful greedy iceholes. My most sinister fear is that I have to go to the emergency room and all the doctors and surgeons are republicans. FMR.
Jesus Christ, I was crying from laughter!
Propaganda
show a little more respect please. On the other hand, I do wonder how some republicans justify themselves as Christian’s though. They warp scripture as appossed to flat out desecrating it like progressives, makes you wonder if being flat out ignorant is better than being deceptive.
As a right winger this is hilarious
I like how they worship a little brown middle eastern man from Palestine.
The chant at the end is iconic
😂😂😂
This is more relevant than ever
Republicans voted for a man who desecrated then sold a Bible. Think about that.
Blessed are the vengeful, cruel and narcissistic brutes for they shall inherit the Earth.
I was hoping for the " Look at those loser slacker birds" teachings.
So old, and still so gold and actual. 😂
Trump Jesus
Accurate
republican Jesus posts racists memes and laughs at rape, beats his wife, and dies of alcoholism
Before the followers could be give fish and bread they had to pass a drug test.
One video? I guess when your only video is amazing, you don't need any others.
This is a heater
JESUS WAS A HOMELESS... UNEMPLOYED CARPENTER... THAT MADE GOOD HOOCH (WINE) FOR FREE! HE HAD 12 HOBOS IN HIS TRANSIENT ENCAMPMENT. I MEAN WHO WOULDN'T FOLLOW A DUDE THAT DOES FAR OUT MAGIC TRICKS AND HAS AN UNLIMITED EBT CARD AND MADE TATER TOTS FALL OUT THE M*THER F*CKING SKY? HIS FAVORITE HANG AROUND WAS A HOOKER NAMED MARY (THE HOE) FROM MAGDALENE (***BUT SHE WAS THE ONLY DOWN ASS BITCH IN THE END, THAT STAYED AROUND WITH HIS MOM, WHILE TELLING THEM TO "SHUT UP, I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW DAYS...DUH". ***CRUCIFIXES LOOKED LIKE CAPITAL T'S NOT LOWER CASE t's*** 2000 YEARS AND YOU DUMB DORKS STILL PRAISE THE PARASITES THAT KILLED MY HOMIE J.C. BUT ALSO ENABLING THAT SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN TO KILL WOMEN AND CHILDREN AS I TYPE THIS. SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!! HE WAS A REBEL, A REAL BAD ASS BECAUSE HE WOULD THROW TABLES OVER IN THE TEMPLE WHILE DRUNK AND RIDE DONKEYS BACKWARDS WHEN HE CAME TO TOWN. HE'D CURE LITTLE BUCKTOOTHED BLIND KIDS, AND ALWAYS HAD SHIT TO SAY... "LET THE FIRST RETARD THAT ISN'T A F*CK-UP THEMSELVES, THROW A ROCK AT THAT B*TCH" BUT HE PISSED OFF ONE TO MANY BIG NOSE GREEDY POSERS... BY DISRUPTING THIER GREEDY BIG NOSES FROM CONDUCTING BUSINESS IN HIS "DADDIO'S HOUSE" WHICH WASN'T A MARKET / WALMART! REST IN PEACE YESHUAH!
nice antisemitism, spoken like jesus (the jewish guy)
Yep that’s Republican Jesus.
12 years ago btw lol
I'm sorry the crucifixion does not cover preexisting sins
Don’t expect a Republican to care for your needs! They just help the rich and BS poor and middle class! When will moron voters ever learn! Biden was greatest president ever! Our economy and stocks speak volumes! Idiots
lol this video is from 2012 XD
RUclips blessed me with wisdom on this fine day!
The most telling thing in all of this is that this is no longer just "Republicans" or conservatives - the historical rightward shift during neoliberealism means that liberals are now in the same category of demonising social welfare and calling for "market solutions" to problems created by capitalism.
nah, it's just conservatives who call themselves liberals for aesthetic reasons. You'll never find a "centrist" who isn't actually just right wing. Like what are you on the center of? capitalism? If you like how things are right now you don't believe in progressivism, you're against change and therefore conservative
@@ergodeus Yes, but that's where we ended up as a result of the historical period mentioned above - that's the point there. Neoliberalism has shifted the Overton window to the right. Where The New Deal policies were once considered not only okay but necessary, and socialist and communist parties and worker unions were major political forces in the US, now all of that has ended up on the "unimaginable" end of the threshold because that threshold has shifted to where the Democratic Party is trying to be a Republican Lite party, the Republican Party is out there in insanity, and their supporters have all followed them there. And in the case of the Democrats, their voters are now doing what I described above.
I love how people who have nothing but disdain for Christianity and Judeo-Christian values love to tell their Faux-leather Birkenstock version of a book they have never read to people and it’s the funniest thing in the world to them. Do it again, maybe they will laugh this time?
Hey buddy, it’s a joke about the overlap between callous fiscal conservatives and Christians and the subsequent juxtaposition between Christ and those ideals. If you don’t find any value in that, you’re not Christian. Ronald Reagan is burning in hell as we speak :)
Except republicans actually feed the country instead of sending it all as foreign aid 😅 nice one republican Jesus.
Is this a joke? 13% ( 50 billion dollars lmao) of all American agriculture comes from California alone…
I hate repuglican Jesus. He must be from a parallel universe
There's no hate like Christian love
Thankfully trump won and this polemic will never rise again.
Trump was paying a playboy model for sex while his wife was pregnant what the actual fuck are you taking about
Please send this to your moron maga friends.
This is genius! It should have millions of views!
White Jesus strikes again.
I fondly remember being taught in Sunday School of the day the people lay down palm fronds in front of Jesus as he rode to Jerusalem on the back of a T. rex.
The people who gave their money to Jim and Tammy didn't come to their senses. They became Trump supporters.
Luke 12:13:14 "You snooze, you lose."
This video is 12 years old, it's this page owner 1st and only upload up until now, and it's still totally on point today !! He's a Legend indeed !! 🤗😁😁🤩⚡
Calling Mr Trump "Jesus" or "God's Chosen" is blasphemy of the most worst kind.
Why does trump think he is a christian?
I don't he "believes" he is; I think he just knows he has to claim to be, in order to win the support of Evangelicals.
He knows he’s not. He just calls himself one so that your grandma will vote for him. That’s literally it. The man pays for sex and was friends with Epstein. There’s nothing Christian about him.
Jesus was an immigrant. He'd just deport himself.
Republican jesus is against abortions and eugenics. Unless they are on the spectrum.
this sounds more like socialism..
Yes the ideology promoted by Jesus was essentially socialism
Jesus would be called a socialist by the average republican. The only thing Jesus and the average conservative would agree on is the legitimacy of slavery as an economic system.
They no longer need jesus. They have trump.
Finaly weird youtube video recommendations are back baby XD
Sounds more like communist jesus 😏 except for the jobs I love the video tho, hilarious, ❤