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To anyone that sees this, any Mario party board that has the 1/3 star chance gimmick, always pick the jar that was shown third

0:09 Patrick: I don’t get it!

It’s a shame we’re not getting any of these fun interactions anymore.

This Mario Party game is the biggest bully for Jon

Vernias TCNick3 king of skill and sophist doing live reaction (salt factory/adventure): 3:18

TWELVE?!?!?

1:34 Tim's laugh gets me everytime

3:08 3:11

3:07 Bleeps made it hilarious 😂😂😂

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It never occurred to me how vulgar that star steal into ztar combo until 80% of it was covered by bleeping

I helped build some of the clip packs, so I hope you guys liked them!

Man what the dub is so funny

It's kind of crazy how much Mario Party DS cranks up the game's swingy-ness up to 11. Items being the cheapest they've ever been and being able to be bought in bulk on each visit to the shop means Star counts get real high, not to mention the amount of Star stealing and ways to get free Stars. If you know how to take advantage of this you can rack up huge uncontestable leads, but if you don't know or just get really unlucky (like Jon) you can get pounded into the dirt real hard.

This isn't even Jon's usual bad luck. The worst part about Mario Party DS is how the AI is programmed for multiplayer. It will ALWAYS target Player 3 where applicable; stealing a star? Player 3. Coins? Player 3. Items? Player 3. Only IF Player 3 is not an applicable target will the AI target Player 2. And only if Player 2 is also not an applicable target will the AI target Player 1. What this means is that Emile, playing as Player 1 the entire LP, has an actual mechanical advantage against Tim and Jon. The AI will NEVER target him unless Tim and Jon are not applicable targets. His stars are safe from the AI because the only time the AI will steal his stars is if Tim and Jon have 0. His coins are safe for the same reason, as are his items. He's, basically, completely untargettable to the AI and might as well be invincible. It doesn't matter how well Tim and Jon play; the AI will only target them. And by Jon being Player 3 on every board, that means he's always target #1 for every situation. Emile could be sitting on 500 coins and Jon on 5, but the AI will still steal from Jon because Jon has coins. It doesn't matter how many he has; the AI is hard programmed to target him because his coin count is above 0. Thus, I'd argue Jon's salt is entirely justified. The game was programmed to pick on him because of what his player number was. The only way to play Mario Party DS is no AI whatsoever.

Ur right

Let's do the Jon warp again!

This video wash so good and funny🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊

Lmao

Finally one that’s actually out of context ❤

Chuggaa is innocent, MY ASS.

2:08 3:07 4:07 4:45 5:34

“Then I read act thr33” 4:07

One must imagine Jon winning Mario party

Ok, was there *ONE* warping on that stage that did NOT involve Jon?

All you need is a thumbnail and it’s perfect

They would really rather play mario party ds than 9 or ten lmao. (Cant Blame em, its metric miles better than 9 in particular)

Also, this was before Bowser's pinball.

Jon's villain arc begins

You could start a thousand fast food chains with all this salt. Poor Jon...

4:08 Okay who here remembers when Ray William Johnson hosted Equals 3? God I was so surprised when I saw that clip. I am glad to see some reference to it in however many years it has been since the show was cancelled.

I can't tell why, but John sounds like Dan when he's angry.

NAHHHH I KNEW THAT HE WAS GOING TO GET THE DARK STAR IMMEDIATELY AFTER LOSING ONE

Who's who in this game?

that's the funniest video ever! 4:11

did you tell these guys about your inflation fetish?

When me and the bois, do this and I'll like Chugga

5:35 8:29

2:50 Emile: Hoooooooooo LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME BACK FOR MORRRRRRRRRRRRE- Me: *YEAAAAAAAAAH, CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEL TIME-*

3:05 I AM SO SORRY, JON! 4:04 THREEEEEE!!!!

Gaaame

3:06 got me dying🤣🤣🤣

Ngl Emile's irritating howls prolly made this even harder to sit through than usual.

“Do you have any idea what I do with these hands”

Can’t believe Jon didn’t turn into the joker. All it takes is one bad turn 😂

Poor Jon.. As someone with ADHD I get how some games mess with him, but man I never heard him be this salty about a Mario Party game until this LP of Mario Party DS

What f*cking trampo-there are f*cking trampolines along the dock?!?! The f*ck?! The triple usage here.

3:17 💀

All karma for the shitshow that was Dokapon Kingdom

I both feel for Jon, and find his misery entertaining.